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Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 64	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:37:20 - [1] - Quote In this thread, we give each other bad advice. New to Eve? Take notes, this won't come in handy! Seasoned vet? Pay attention, you just might not learn something! I'll start: Prior to warp, fire those afterburners. You'll go faster!
Danalee Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective 1457	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:40:49 - [2] - Quote I'll try; Don't do incursions in Hisec because they are waaaay to risky and don't earn all that much isk either. Also, when doing PVP, don't engage people who 'live' in nullsec, they are elite PVP'ers and will kill you by just thinking about it. D. Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 31308	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:42:42 - [3] - Quote The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Help, I can't download EVE
Arla Sarain 397	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:46:19 - [4] - Quote Send me your isk and I will double it.
Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 31311	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:49:19 - [5] - Quote Send Arla Sarain your ISK, she'll double it. <--satisfied customer. Help, I can't download EVE
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 9521	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:52:47 - [6] - Quote Only listen to the people in npc Corp chat. Don't talk to anyone, least of all the guys that just asploded you. stay in your comfort zone (the magic is a lie) Don't worry about your reputation, it doesn't matter. Higsec is safe. You're going to insta pop if go to lowsec. Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
Lucas Kell Internet Terrorists SpaceMonkey's Alliance 5540	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:54:42 - [7] - Quote When tackling a player, always web first. The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. Chrysus Industries - Savings made simple!
Lan Wang Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly. 451	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:56:12 - [8] - Quote activate smartbombs on highsec hub gates to jump faster you can get great deals in local chat EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding \| Digital Design
Shederov Blood Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company 1563	Posted - 2015.04.29 09:59:34 - [9] - Quote Straight from the State War Academy corp chat: in pvp never use implants best way to make money is mining no one is going to gank it in high sec.. never use t2 or faction laser ammo best thing for a new player to do is train strait into a tengu and sell plex to buy one in hi sec you cannot pod anyone Who put the goat in there?
Garnoo Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation 175	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:05:13 - [10] - Quote you can speedup client by deleting boot.ini... wait... cpp tried this already People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back --á EvE

Memphis Baas 330	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:14:27 - [11] - Quote If you like somebody's post and want to give them a "like", click the flag icon next to their post date, quote what you liked about the post, and click Yes you're sure.
Otso Bakarti Aliastra Gallente Federation 110	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:16:26 - [12] - Quote Listen to the experts in General Discussion. They "know". I survived Win95
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 9524	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:21:27 - [13] - Quote Especially when they are in an npc Corp Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
Arla Sarain 398	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:22:19 - [14] - Quote Memphis Baas wrote: If you like somebody's post and want to give them a "like", click the flag icon next to their post date, quote what you liked about the post, and click Yes you're sure. Done, "10/10 post very useful".
Lfod Shi Lfod's Ratting and Salvage 239	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:42:12 - [15] - Quote If you hide in the rocks while mining, no one will ever hurt you. GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
Jenshae Chiroptera 1411	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:53:11 - [16] - Quote Class 5 and 6 worm holes are really easy to solo. Just fit something shiny like a Stratios with two repairs and it can tank them easily. If you take other people more rats appear, you all get less ISK total and then you have to share that with others. Three battleships is all you need to kill a freighter, shoot the first one you see undocking from Jita, they only come and go full of goods because the risk of losing a ship is too high to risk on an empty profitless run. Always warp disrupt some of your fleet mates and pull back some range during the heat of battle to make sure you can get away and live. Always use fitting rigs to get the biggest guns and prop mods you can onto a ship. Just think of a cruiser with large guns as being like a destroyer with harder to hit ship and more damage. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Kitty Bear Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Disturbed Acquaintance 1443	Posted - 2015.04.29 10:58:06 - [17] - Quote pay attention to code they are serious people
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22181	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:02:11 - [18] - Quote Always fit smartbombs. They'll clear out any drones within seconds! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22181	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:03:37 - [19] - Quote If your thread gets locked ... ... just make a new one! It most likely happened by accident. ISDs are people too! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22182	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:06:20 - [20] - Quote This is the weirdest and funniest troll thread in my entire life ... ... it's... brilliant.... wow.... I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters

Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22189	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:07:35 - [21] - Quote Always seperate everything you want to say into seperate posts. It increases readability. Paragraphs are nonsense! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Fleischgewehr 4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation 7	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:19:33 - [22] - Quote Invade fountain during Fanfest, it will work this time !
Krin Dessat Far Runner 4	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:22:39 - [23] - Quote D-scan is for paranoid people. No one will ever find your ship in the vast emptiness of space - relax!
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22189	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:23:08 - [24] - Quote If a player shoots you down ... ... make a thread in GD and cry about it. People will show you sympathy! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 36528	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:26:51 - [25] - Quote CCP's own turn at giving bad advice: http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22196	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:28:37 - [26] - Quote Scipio Artelius wrote: CCP's own turn at giving bad advice: http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg lol this is gold! Good catch! Seriously that's one stupid Achievement! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Sebastor Cane The Outlet 187	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:31:25 - [27] - Quote Officer mods are the I-win button in EVE The more of them you fit the more unbeatable you will be
Douglas Nolm Mutiny Ahoy The Periphery 100	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:33:37 - [28] - Quote Every time your highsec tax avoidance Corp gets wardecced make sure to post about it all over the forums. This will let wardec corps know that you don't want the content they offer and they'll avoid wardeccing you.
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22201	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:37:09 - [29] - Quote If you REALLY want to be famous, ask people to smear mayo onto their body and let them take pics of it!! (Sorry Ero. xD) I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2256	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:38:04 - [30] - Quote Run missions while at war and don't watch local.

Hipqo Project AIice Whatever. 103	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:38:24 - [31] - Quote You should ALWAYS redeem your PLEX and fly around with them, letting people know you got the money to buy stuff like that, before using it for game time. A life is best lived, to not step into your grave in a well preserved body. Instead, to slide in side ways, all battered and bruised, screamming, "Holy SH**! What a ride!"
Hicksimus Xion Limited Resonance. 596	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:41:22 - [32] - Quote Pro Tip: 3 common forms of tank are hull, shield and armor...make sure to fit all 3 to your drake Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 336	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:46:21 - [33] - Quote Use polarized weapons for lvl4 missions.
Robertis Olacar Viziam Amarr Empire 33	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:50:57 - [34] - Quote Always and I mean always trust what is said in Jita local.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2256	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:56:47 - [35] - Quote Assume your API key requirement actually prevents spies.
Emiko P'eng 124	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:58:12 - [36] - Quote Maximise your profits by stuffing every last cubic metre in your freighter with high value goods when you're off to Jita to trade. The best profits are to be made if you can get over a billion ISK in a Transport or 10 billion ISK in a freighter.
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22209	Posted - 2015.04.29 12:15:04 - [37] - Quote Always eat potatochips on voice. People love the sound of it! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Aladar Dangerface Zebra Corp The Bastion 158	Posted - 2015.04.29 12:43:15 - [38] - Quote Always warp your pod to 0 on a gate in null/low sec. Pounces are for pussies. Nobody on the internet minds spelling mistakes, so go nuts. I don't need twitter. I'm already following you.
Kaarous Aldurald Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE. 12833	Posted - 2015.04.29 12:47:50 - [39] - Quote Always mix your guns, it gives you more diverse engagement ranges. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs. Best Meltdown Ever.
Komodo Askold Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 335	Posted - 2015.04.29 12:50:22 - [40] - Quote Don't scan down new signatures when living in W-Space. It really isn't worth the time.

Thorn Galen Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact 1504	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:02:10 - [41] - Quote Overheat ALL your modules, everything, all racks until they actually burn out. Only then you go in to battle and guess what ? Your ship cannot be blown up, no matter what. Only CCP can destroy your ship in that state. Overheat everything.....BEFORE combat. COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Memphis Baas 331	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:02:14 - [42] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: This is the weirdest and funniest troll thread in my entire life ... ... it's... brilliant.... wow.... It's similar to this dev thread in Ideas and Suggestions, but much much smaller.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2260	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:10:10 - [43] - Quote Take people who start "I can fly a titan" conversations in your highsec mining corps corp chat seriously.
Memphis Baas 331	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:17:01 - [44] - Quote Jetisson a can with 1 piece of ammo at each wormhole you pass through, and rename the can with your name. It makes the wormhole last longer than the normal 24 hours, and also helps you return to the wormhole because you can set up the overview to show containers, so you can just warp to the containers/wormholes from the overview. Always say Hello in the local channel after passing through a wormhole; greeting the local residents is the polite thing to do. When joining a fleet, when the fleet commander asks people to "x up", use n instead of x if you're a newbie, so that he's aware that you may need help. X is for experts, n is for newbies. We're all rich from having played for 10+ years, so people don't mind giving out the odd 100 million - 1 billion to newbies to get them started; it's just chump change to us. Just say you're a newbie and ask in local, and you'll have a much easier time buying all the skills you need with the money. You'll want to buy SKINs for your ships as soon as possible. CCP has brightened all the nebulas to make ships much easier to see and hit with weapons, so you want to get all the SKINs that have the dark colors, such as the blacks and the browns, to reduce incoming DPS.
Yossarian Toralen M and M Enterpises 23	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:31:56 - [45] - Quote Sell everything in Jita or Amarr, selling elsewhere is a complete waste of time.
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22267	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:36:35 - [46] - Quote [something something how to break the node but I realised how stupid it is to post that] ... Always post about exploits on the forums and whenever you find a way to break the node do not hesitate to spread the message. It helps CCP decide which nodes need to be rebooted. I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Tipa Riot Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 321	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:46:52 - [47] - Quote Always accept fleet invites at a hostile station or gate (so you can jump or dock, if you get attacked while distracted) Small modules are for small ships, so a small shield extender is the correct fit for frigates and medium extenders are going with cruisers. I'm my own NPC alt.
Memphis Baas 336	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:48:14 - [48] - Quote If you're getting shot at by pirates, open a convo window and ask for "parlay." Make sure to use the word parlay, as the pirates are only shooting you because they're roleplaying, and they'll get pissed off if you break immersion (also, make sure you spell parlay properly, as roleplayers are typically grammar ***** and will interrupt you with corrections). If you request parlay, the pirates are honor-bound to stop shooting and grant you a convo, so take the time to think of a good roleplay background for your character and type it out as the first thing you say in the convo window, so they know you're going to roleplay with them. Make sure it's at least 3 paragraphs, and includes the status of your parents, whatever childhood disaster you experienced, and the lessons you learned from it that are applicable to the current piracy situation you found yourself in.
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22282	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:52:42 - [49] - Quote Memphis Baas wrote: If you're getting shot at by pirates, open a convo window and ask for "parlay." Make sure to use the word parlay, as the pirates are only shooting you because they're roleplaying, and they'll get pissed off if you break immersion (also, make sure you spell parlay properly, as roleplayers are typically grammar ***** and will interrupt you with corrections). If you request parlay, the pirates are honor-bound to stop shooting and grant you a convo, so take the time to think of a good roleplay background for your character and type it out as the first thing you say in the convo window, so they know you're going to roleplay with them. Make sure it's at least 3 paragraphs, and includes the status of your parents, whatever childhood disaster you experienced, and the lessons you learned from it that are applicable to the current piracy situation you found yourself in. Uhm .... this is crappy bad advise. I did this once and it actually worked ..... LOL XD I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Syrilian Ascending Angels 70	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:55:36 - [50] - Quote "Just use autopilot." Followed by "you don't need to spam D-scan"

Luna Arindale Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Curatores Veritatis Alliance 72	Posted - 2015.04.29 14:00:04 - [51] - Quote If you want to train into a different race's ship, always biomass your previous character no matter what. It's always worth it.
Ima Wreckyou The Conference Elite CODE. 1017	Posted - 2015.04.29 14:21:06 - [52] - Quote Yell at the people who exploded you in local. Cry at the people who exploded you in an evemail. Make an angry thread in GD about the mean people who exploded you. The responses will immediately take away the pain and comfort you! the Code ALWAYS wins
Tora Bushido EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 2417	Posted - 2015.04.29 14:25:24 - [53] - Quote Moving freighters from null-sec to high-sec during a war is only smart when you have at least 10 plex in your cargo. YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
Lloyd Roses Artificial Memories 974	Posted - 2015.04.29 14:31:17 - [54] - Quote They should release more expansions like Mosaic with all those gorgeous features and design decisions.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2263	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:03:14 - [55] - Quote Staying logged off for two weeks is better than losing a spaceship.
Tiddle Jr Galvanized Inc. 137	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:22:22 - [56] - Quote Do listen all those good advises @ Rookie Help channel and follow them with 100% accuracy, do exactly what others advises you to do in any aspect of the game. Fly an AFK if you would like to haul something, always! No matter what system or constellatation/region you flying at. Fly facfion ships with faction fit into lowsec, that would grant you an extra protection in case of unpredicted engagement.
Paranoid Loyd 4932	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:24:12 - [57] - Quote Minerals you mine are free. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 23674	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:26:09 - [58] - Quote The more purple you have fitted, the harder you are to kill. Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business. Nil mortifi sine lucre.
Dirk Magnum KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation 438	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:29:21 - [59] - Quote If you're not sure what skill to train next, don't train anything at all. You want to be sure everything you train will benefit you immediately. Ctrl+Q is like an instantaneous safe logoff. Mining is a great activity for when you need to be AFK. So is auto piloting. Gankers are too afraid of being accused of ISK laundering to kill a ship carrying a PLEX. Following this principle, it should be obvious that the more PLEXs in your ship, the safer you'll logically be. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Kiandoshia Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance 2259	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:34:33 - [60] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: Take people who start "I can fly a titan" conversations in your highsec mining corps corp chat seriously. There are such people?

Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2265	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:49:08 - [61] - Quote Kiandoshia wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: Take people who start "I can fly a titan" conversations in your highsec mining corps corp chat seriously. There are such people? Many.
Tipa Riot Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 322	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:50:38 - [62] - Quote Bigger is always better. I'm my own NPC alt.
Frostys Virpio The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc 1741	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:52:29 - [63] - Quote Forum warrioring is the mark of a good player.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2265	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:55:12 - [64] - Quote Stream whatever activity you're doing, preferably with as little delay as possible. Make sure that everyone watching can hear your teamspeak too.
SKINE DMZ Stay Frosty. A Band Apart. 487	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:55:16 - [65] - Quote Make sure you choose the right race for the ships you want to fly. It's a waste of time to cross train. I disagree
Luna Arindale Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Curatores Veritatis Alliance 73	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:56:40 - [66] - Quote Yell in local that you've been tackled in a belt in a system with 23 belts and 3 ore anoms, while yelling about it in local get angry that no one came to help you.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2265	Posted - 2015.04.29 15:58:44 - [67] - Quote When tackled by a war target in a mission complain on teamspeak that nobody was watching local for you.
Jade Blackwind Alexylva Paradox Low-Class 489	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:01:54 - [68] - Quote 1. Make sure that your ship cargohold is big enough to carry most your valuable stuff with you at all times. 2. Lasers are the best weapons, because they don't need ammo. Who cares that you don't have skills to fly an Amarr ship, down with the slaver filth and their fake gold. Laser Hyperion is more awesome. 3. When fitting your expanded cargo laser Hyperion, don't forget that big ships need point defence against small, fast-moving targets, and NPCs like to kill drones. So, fit both Large lasers as the main caliber, and Small lasers for destroyers and frigates, like any respectable World War I battleship captain would do. 4. Being independent from station facilities is important. Buth Hull repairer and an Armor repairer are a must. You can save MILLIONS by fitting a small hull repper to your battleship. 5. Don't forget that all the above must be cap stable, and with at least one Warp Core Stabilizer to help against the evil player pirates.
Tipa Riot Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 322	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:05:06 - [69] - Quote If you feel like jumping when the rest of the fleet is chilling on gate while the FC is checking intel, just tell your intention by saying "jump" on comms and jump. I'm my own NPC alt.
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22338	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:19:45 - [70] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Minerals you mine are free. Holy meta, how did I forget about that one! :O I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters

Paranoid Loyd 4935	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:23:47 - [71] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: Paranoid Loyd wrote: Minerals you mine are free. Holy meta, how did I forget about that one! :O Yeah I read through the thread a second time to be sure, I couldn't believe it took 57 posts. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
admiral root Red Galaxy 2733	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:30:28 - [72] - Quote Don't bother to get a mining permit if you plan on being in highsec. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff \| No-one hates you, none of us care enough for that. A recent survey of applicants to CODE. corporations showed that 100% accepted James 315 as their saviour. You can't argue with facts.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1413	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:40:56 - [73] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: Staying logged off for two weeks is better than losing a spaceship. To spite you and use this as good timing to play that other game I always wanted to get into? Sounds like great advice. Seriously. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Otso Bakarti Aliastra Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:42:43 - [74] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Especially when they are in an npc Corp You go ahead and tell everyone how we lose our immortal souls by not being in a "player owned" corporation. Tell us all about your friends, and how easy they were to meet, and what a lovely time you have. Don't bother telling us why people's "employment histories" are so LONG. IT's probably their lack of character, and has nothing to do with the land of TRUST NO ONE. I'll sit back and munch my popcorn as you open our eyes to your "reality". I survived Win95
Jenshae Chiroptera 1413	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:45:01 - [75] - Quote Otso Bakarti wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Especially when they are in an npc Corp You go ahead and tell everyone how we lose our immortal souls by not being in a "player owned" corporation. Tell us all about your friends, and how easy they were to meet, and what a lovely time you have. Don't bother telling us why people's "employment histories" are so LONG. IT's probably their lack of character, and has nothing to do with the land of TRUST NO ONE. I'll sit back and munch my popcorn as you open our eyes to your "reality". Yes, my history is huge. Heck, even two of those entries are due to joining a jump clone high sec corp. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Otso Bakarti Aliastra Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:49:30 - [76] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Otso Bakarti wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Especially when they are in an npc Corp You go ahead and tell everyone how we lose our immortal souls by not being in a "player owned" corporation. Tell us all about your friends, and how easy they were to meet, and what a lovely time you have. Don't bother telling us why people's "employment histories" are so LONG. IT's probably their lack of character, and has nothing to do with the land of TRUST NO ONE. I'll sit back and munch my popcorn as you open our eyes to your "reality". Yes, my history is huge. Heck, even two of those entries are due to joining a jump clone high sec corp. Playing to the choir is inevitable. I survived Win95
Jenshae Chiroptera 1413	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:52:03 - [77] - Quote Otso Bakarti wrote: Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Otso Bakarti wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Especially when they are in an npc Corp You go ahead and tell everyone how we lose our immortal souls by not being in a "player owned" corporation. Tell us all about your friends, and how easy they were to meet, and what a lovely time you have. Don't bother telling us why people's "employment histories" are so LONG. IT's probably their lack of character, and has nothing to do with the land of TRUST NO ONE. I'll sit back and munch my popcorn as you open our eyes to your "reality". Yes, my history is huge. Heck, even two of those entries are due to joining a jump clone high sec corp. Playing to the choir is inevitable. Maybe the songs are actually good or the priest has a gentle touch? CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Guttripper State War Academy Caldari State 614	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:00:06 - [78] - Quote When your pod explodes, you level up!
Frostys Virpio The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc 1742	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:07:49 - [79] - Quote Guttripper wrote: When your pod explodes, you level up! That used to be more true before the clone change.
Ciel993 Archangels Inc. End of Natural Lifetime 10	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:26:12 - [80] - Quote stick to general discussion section of the forum

Joey Bags School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 11	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:30:37 - [81] - Quote If you ever need to file a petition, make sure to swear a lot and insult the lineage of the programmers at CCP. It also helps if you let them know you are in essence paying their wages to get them to prioritize your problem. In fact, for immediate action, just spam a DEV with messages.
Paranoid Loyd 4939	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:31:41 - [82] - Quote Joey Bags wrote: If you ever need to file a petition, make sure to swear a lot and insult the lineage of the programmers at CCP. It also helps if you let them know you are in essence paying their wages to get them to prioritize your problem. In fact, for immediate action, just spam a DEV with messages. Also, if it takes more than an hour to get a reply be sure to post in GD about it, that gets you a reply much faster. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Jenshae Chiroptera 1413	Posted - 2015.04.29 17:34:57 - [83] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Joey Bags wrote: If you ever need to file a petition, make sure to swear a lot and insult the lineage of the programmers at CCP. It also helps if you let them know you are in essence paying their wages to get them to prioritize your problem. In fact, for immediate action, just spam a DEV with messages. Also, if it takes more than an hour to get a reply be sure to post in GD about it, that gets you a reply much faster. Become a writer for a gaming website and point out all the flaws in EVE that haven't been addressed for over a decade, such as a bounty system that never worked, then yell some more on Reddit. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 67	Posted - 2015.04.29 18:58:16 - [84] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: Always eat potatochips on voice. People love the sound of it! It sounds sexy, and intellectual.
Lfod Shi Lfod's Ratting and Salvage 241	Posted - 2015.04.29 19:29:15 - [85] - Quote Map statistics are for nerds. GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
Freya Sertan Tyrell Heavy Industries 66	Posted - 2015.04.29 19:35:36 - [86] - Quote Rain6637 wrote: The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Followed this bad advice. Woke up in a clone. Would follow bad advice again.* clone/10 *i didnt really do that
Memphis Baas 338	Posted - 2015.04.29 19:39:34 - [87] - Quote Always turn the camera to look behind you, to see if you're followed. That's where most of the attacks will come from. Especially from cloaked ships, they're like backstabby rogues in other MMO's. Your ship can fly forwards just fine on autopilot, so turn the camera to look behind you, and always keep it in rear-view mode. The Deep Core Mining laser is so expensive and has so many skill prerequisites because it's very powerful, and also because it has a cool blue beam (it's kinda like the blue SKINs are expensive for the same reason). So, if you like the color blue, and if you want to improve your mining yield, you should definitely use the DCM laser. Mining lasers deposit the load of ore into your cargo at the end of the cycle, so if you want a fast cycle full of ore without the 1 or 3 minutes of waiting for it, simply deactivate and reactivate your lasers every 5 seconds, or at whatever interval you're comfortable with, and voila, your ore hold will fill up faster. Grouped weapons only have 1 icon and thus will not do much damage. You should ungroup your weapons for full damage, especially on battlecruisers and battleships that have the full rack of 8 guns. That way you'll do full damage. Overheating modules is only useful at Christmas time; all it does is gives you resistances vs. cold, but the only cold weapons are the snowballs that CCP gives us during the holidays. So, most of the year, overheating is useless, but at Christmas we do go somewhat crazy with the snowballs, and you wouldn't want your ship to freeze in space and not be able to move. So make sure to train Thermodynamics and be prepared to overheat come Dec. 25. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, it's still recommended that you overheat; snowballs are like smartbombs, they don't differentiate and will hit everyone regardless of religious affiliation. If you hear 3 short buzzing sounds, like an alarm of sorts, look up at the overview, someone is buzzing you. If you don't see who, the 3 buzzes will repeat in a little bit (though they'll sound slightly different, in case you had trouble hearing the first 3). Then they'll repeat one more time, just in case you missed the person again.
Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 68	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:10:29 - [88] - Quote Freya Sertan wrote: Rain6637 wrote: The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Followed this bad advice. Woke up in a clone. Would follow bad advice again.* clone/10 *i didnt really do that What would happen if a person did this?
Memphis Baas 340	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:11:21 - [89] - Quote The correct comment exchange after a fight is: they: gf you: ur mom They're complimenting your girlfriend, you're complimenting their mother, all is good. If you're in 0.0 or wormhole space at a POS tower, your ship may not stay inside the shields when you log off, especially if there are many POS arrays and modules inside the shield. You should ALWAYS log back in to check if your ship stayed inside the POS shields. Check as many times as necessary until you're sure. The stacking penalty refers to the fact that you can't stack certain ship modules right next to each other; they interfere with each other. Spread these modules out, and always leave empty slots between them, when you install them in the Fitting screen. If your mouse gets stuck and you can't control the camera, open the fitting screen with the keyboard (alt-F) and then spin the ship inside the fitting screen. This will recalibrate and unlock your mouse, so you can then look around the ship normally again. If an alliance sets your corporation blue so your members can enter their space, this means all your members must by the blue colored SKINs, and only blue ships can enter that alliance's space. NBSI means "not blue, shoot it" which you can take literally, because the alliance certainly will. If you don't have the money for the expensive blue skins, look for an alliance that deals with other colors... NYSI, NGSI, NRSI, etc. They're rare, but just look at the Corporations forum and you should see them.
Paranoid Loyd 4943	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:12:23 - [90] - Quote Kenneth Endashi wrote: Freya Sertan wrote: Rain6637 wrote: The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Followed this bad advice. Woke up in a clone. Would follow bad advice again.* clone/10 *i didnt really do that What would happen if a person did this? ~~Concordokken~~ Oh wait, forgot which thread I was in. Your ship gets a hello kitty skin and your wallet fills with isk. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!

Frostys Virpio The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc 1745	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:33:19 - [91] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Kenneth Endashi wrote: Freya Sertan wrote: Rain6637 wrote: The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Followed this bad advice. Woke up in a clone. Would follow bad advice again.* clone/10 *i didnt really do that What would happen if a person did this? ~~Concordokken~~ Oh wait, forgot which thread I was in. Your ship gets a hello kitty skin and your wallet fills with isk. Let's make this fact more precise. Pend Insurance will donate you some ISK, give you a free ship and a bonus gratuity.
Freya Sertan Tyrell Heavy Industries 68	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:34:15 - [92] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Kenneth Endashi wrote: Freya Sertan wrote: Rain6637 wrote: The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align. Followed this bad advice. Woke up in a clone. Would follow bad advice again.* clone/10 *i didnt really do that What would happen if a person did this? ~~Concordokken~~ Oh wait, forgot which thread I was in. Your ship gets a hello kitty skin and your wallet fills with isk. Nah, that's if you set safety to red and fire on CONCORD. This particular trick just sends you to another clone without having to have a jump clone! Free ride to your station!
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 9535	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:39:58 - [93] - Quote Otso Bakarti wrote: Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Especially when they are in an npc Corp You go ahead and tell everyone how we lose our immortal souls by not being in a "player owned" corporation. Tell us all about your friends, and how easy they were to meet, and what a lovely time you have. Don't bother telling us why people's "employment histories" are so LONG. IT's probably their lack of character, and has nothing to do with the land of TRUST NO ONE. I'll sit back and munch my popcorn as you open our eyes to your "reality". my oh my, this attitude, someone recruit this guy immediately ! Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
Luna Arindale Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Curatores Veritatis Alliance 76	Posted - 2015.04.29 20:48:08 - [94] - Quote One more and I am done. If you are fighting players, always undock one combat drake and 4 empty drakes. They have no idea which ones have launchers on it, and they will kill the empty drakes before hitting you, it's like 4x the EHP!
Tipa Riot Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 327	Posted - 2015.04.29 21:04:47 - [95] - Quote Be sure to set the correct password for the force field while you are in warp to the POS using "set name". Always approach a Black ops battleship with you prop mod on, to get in range faster. I'm my own NPC alt.
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 9535	Posted - 2015.04.29 21:05:25 - [96] - Quote Tipa Riot wrote: Be sure to set the correct password for the force field while you are in warp to the POS using "set name". while streaming Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
Mister Ripley Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 14	Posted - 2015.04.29 21:19:06 - [97] - Quote Don't eat yellow snow!
Tipa Riot Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 327	Posted - 2015.04.29 21:27:58 - [98] - Quote I have one more ... If a Titan enters the grid and the FC says "ok, everybody is free to ***** on my carrier ...", what's the first thing you do? Right, you tackle the carrier and earn the endless love of your FC and CEO! http://youtu.be/1PE_LOUaCzI. (German NPSI community birthday fleet) I'm my own NPC alt.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2276	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:07:34 - [99] - Quote Read posts by Jenshae Chiroptera.
Memphis Baas 344	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:09:23 - [100] - Quote As you may know, setting up market buy orders requires that some of the ISK in your wallet be transferred into the market escrow. However, if you don't wish to pay the escrow fees and taxes to the market interface (and thus to CCP), there is an alternative. A player named Chribba offers escrow services, and he is completely trusworthy and well known in the community for his services. Simply use Chribba's escrow service, and just send him the list of things you'd like to buy, and he'll take care of it within 24 hrs guaranteed. CCP has made changes to the player-owned-structures (POS), part of an effort to improve and standardize all deployed structures. Just as stations have an exit corridor and an entrance/docking corridor, POSes now also have an approach vector to enter and exit the POS shields. You must approach the POS shields from the top and enter through the upper shield funnel. Do not use the bottom shield funnel, that is for ships exiting the POS only. T3 destroyers have been specifically designed to deal with the crowded spaces within the POS shields in alliance nullsec space; they can change shape so they can still fit in any available cranny in the POS shield without any bits of the ship sticking out. The Svipul is especially good at this, which is why it's so popular. So, if you're joining a null alliance, bring a Svipul, and your rent will be lower as a result. Eve DOES have a console mode and quite a few useful cheat commands, but it's an MMO so they're all on the server side. Click the ? button, and choose the option for Bug Report, but type ~ in the Title field (just the ~ character, nothing else), and type any of the following commands in the body of the window: runscript give_isk 100000000000 runscript add_high_slot 1-4 runscript add_mid_slot 1-4 runscript add_low_slot 1_4 runscript zz_debug_standings "npc faction" "1.00 to 10.00" runscript move_player_to Jita (or system name) tcl tfow toggle_ai The last 3 cheat codes are especially useful; tcl toggles clipping (collisions) so nobody can bump your freighter, tfow reveals enemy fleet movement as blips on the map, and toggle_ai makes all incursion and sleeper NPCs just freeze in space and stop shooting.

Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22446	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:13:17 - [101] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Joey Bags wrote: If you ever need to file a petition, make sure to swear a lot and insult the lineage of the programmers at CCP. It also helps if you let them know you are in essence paying their wages to get them to prioritize your problem. In fact, for immediate action, just spam a DEV with messages. Also, if it takes more than an hour to get a reply be sure to post in GD about it, that gets you a reply much faster. If you have to wait longer than a day, send a petition asking when your first petition will be answered ! DOES YELLING ANNOY YOU ? LIKE MY IDEA BELOW AND I WILL REMOVE IT !! Corpses4Drifters CLICK THE LINK !! YOU LIKE THE IDEA !! FOR EVEN MORE PLAYER DRIVEN CONTENT !!
Lendren The Obsidian Core TCC. 5	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:27:59 - [102] - Quote When your FC instructs you to hold on the gate, he means wait on gate for 3 seconds and jump through. FC's get really impatient when you don't jump through on time.
Tiddle Jr Galvanized Inc. 139	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:36:26 - [103] - Quote If you finaly decided to run your own corp, make sure you place ads elsewhere and openly invite everyone who wants to join. Make sure you assifn Director's role to everyone with access to corp hangars and Wallet divisions. That would help effectivelly run your corp.
Garmyne Atavuli Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 24	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:38:22 - [104] - Quote whispers Sshhh.... between you and me, if you want to make ISK, try mining. ISBoxer and a Macro Creator program, 20 accounts, you will make a ton. Huh?.... sure it's legal, would I lie to you?
Jenshae Chiroptera 1421	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:45:19 - [105] - Quote Memphis Baas wrote: The correct comment exchange after a fight is: they: gf you: ur mom They're complimenting your girlfriend, you're complimenting their mother, all is good.. Oh well, I thought it was about ending each other's thoughts, starting with "Go f-" CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Glathull Warlock Assassins 1020	Posted - 2015.04.29 23:00:00 - [106] - Quote Share and keep personal details in your eve mails. Go ahead and give out your real life name, address, and phone number. Talk to people about anything that's different or possibly embarrassing about yourself in real life. These things are totally private and secure, and cannot ever been seen by anyone but you and the person you're talking to. I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Joey Bags School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 13	Posted - 2015.04.29 23:02:59 - [107] - Quote When you are inside a POS shield, smart bombs are amplified to targets outside the shield. For best effect, make sure your fleet it's within 2000 m of your ship. You get more power from their capacitors for a lot of explosions!
Paranoid Loyd 4950	Posted - 2015.04.29 23:09:36 - [108] - Quote Tiddle Jr wrote: If you finaly decided to run your own corp, make sure you place ads elsewhere and openly invite everyone who wants to join. Make sure you assifn Director's role to everyone with access to corp hangars and Wallet divisions. That would help effectivelly run your corp. And once you have determined that your corp is successful, make sure you post about it, because what could possibly go wrong, it's successful right? "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Amy Lemmont New Order Logistics CODE. 23	Posted - 2015.04.30 09:07:36 - [109] - Quote When setting up currier contracts always use 0 collateral.
Yossarian Toralen M and M Enterpises 27	Posted - 2015.04.30 09:34:56 - [110] - Quote Mister Ripley wrote: Do eat yellow snow, tastes like pineapple! There, fixed that for you to be more in tune with thread.

Josef Djugashvilis 2947	Posted - 2015.04.30 12:15:23 - [111] - Quote Kitty Bear wrote: pay attention to code they are serious people Made me smile This is not a signature.
Ddolik Viscosity Fidelas Constans 26	Posted - 2015.04.30 12:32:20 - [112] - Quote always fit blasters and railguns to your megathron, so you can shoot at any range
Esrevid Nekkeg Justified and Ancient 338	Posted - 2015.04.30 19:44:25 - [113] - Quote Even if your ship is not moving, always try to keep its nose pointed in the direction you want to warp in. You will be in warp faster. It's called passive aligning btw. Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22631	Posted - 2015.04.30 19:59:35 - [114] - Quote Esrevid Nekkeg wrote: Even if your ship is not moving, always try to keep its nose pointed in the direction you want to warp in. You will be in warp faster. It's called passive aligning btw. Heeyy, good one ! DOES YELLING ANNOY YOU ? LIKE MY IDEA BELOW AND I WILL REMOVE IT !! Corpses4Drifters CLICK THE LINK !! YOU LIKE THE IDEA !! FOR EVEN MORE PLAYER DRIVEN CONTENT !!
Mr Epeen It's All About Me 8436	Posted - 2015.04.30 20:02:29 - [115] - Quote Not sure if this sage advice has been posted yet. Listing all your personal information in GD is one of the best ways to make new friends in this game that as we all know, focuses on love and sharing. Mr Epeen There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 72	Posted - 2015.04.30 22:13:29 - [116] - Quote Esrevid Nekkeg wrote: Even if your ship is not moving, always try to keep its nose pointed in the direction you want to warp in. You will be in warp faster. It's called passive aligning btw. Before I understood Eve's server mechanics, I used to think this was true. Secretly, I still do.
Gaellia Bonaventure Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance. 3879	Posted - 2015.04.30 23:26:03 - [117] - Quote GD is the most reasoned and fact-based forum in which capsuleers honor and respect one another with love, camaraderie, and togetherness. It is, in essence, the true reflection of the kind heart and loving, helpful atmosphere encapsulated by the game. So post often and always listen to the encouragement from your fellow pilots. They love you. They LOVE you. Bring your possibles.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2292	Posted - 2015.04.30 23:36:40 - [118] - Quote Fly a bhaalgorn when you're 2 months old.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1429	Posted - 2015.05.01 00:11:42 - [119] - Quote Fly a battleship when you are 2 weeks old. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Michael Ruckert Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando 295	Posted - 2015.05.01 02:42:06 - [120] - Quote When a Goonswarm recruiter contacts you,, carefully follow their instructions on what you need to do to join. You will soon be in one of the most respected organizations in EVE. "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

Tiddle Jr Galvanized Inc. 148	Posted - 2015.05.01 03:01:49 - [121] - Quote Michael Ruckert wrote: When a Goonswarm recruiter contacts you,, carefully follow their instructions on what you need to do to join. You will soon be in one of the most respected organizations in EVE. This advise is not fitted into this thread. AntiGoon ads considered as a good ones.
Memphis Baas 351	Posted - 2015.05.01 03:17:25 - [122] - Quote Large alliances have jump bridges set up to allow easy travel across their space, but the jump bridges require fuel, and you are expected to bring fuel in the cargo hold of your ship so that you don't deplete the limited /emergency reserves in the jump bridge node itself. So make sure you buy fuel blocks from the market and carry them in your ship cargo hold; put the fuel blocks in the jump bridge hold before you select "jump." The new beta map that CCP introduced simplifies the job of Fleet Commanders tremendously. FC's no longer have to announce in TeamSpeak whether the gate is green or red; you can simply open the map and see the color yourself: all gates are connected to their destination with color lines (green, red, etc.). If you do not finish the career tutorial missions, you won't get your certification. Without the certification, your character is considered just a capsuleer, and you won't be able to enter the Captain's Quarters because the quarters are available only to certified captains. Don't worry, though, you can (re-)take the tutorial missions at any point in time by simply traveling to a school station. All those ships you see flying in the distance while you're docked in a station are other players coming in or going out. If they all disappear, something's going on outside, and it's probably a good idea to undock to check what's what. For AFK mining, press Ctrl-Alt-Shift-M to bring up the game's secondary control panel, and make sure "Enable Resource Unloading" is checked. You may see the Lazy Queue number increase, but that's ok; the resource (that is, your ore) will automatically be unloaded to a jettisoned container so your corp's Orca can pick it up.
Memphis Baas 351	Posted - 2015.05.01 03:48:33 - [123] - Quote Up until 2013 (two years ago), we could order our EON Magazine, an EVE-Online related publication, by simply clicking the Subscribe button above (in the upper right corner of the forums). Unfortunately, CCP has discontinued the magazine, and, also unfortunately, they forgot to remove the "Subscribe" button. We keep reminding them, but it's been 2 years already... The EVE Online Launcher contains a newbie tutorial image: you can see a number of stealth bombers and a rather large battleship headed at full speed towards the wreck of a titan. EVE is harsh; those ships aren't there to rescue the survivors, who may be stuck in airless rooms or burning alive in the fires. No, the bombers and battleship are there to attack the wreck, and the best way to do that is to fly straight at it, and release the bombs and full battleship firepower at point-blank range. If you're a newbie and not sure what to do in-game, when you open the launcher to start the game, click on the Settings sprocket and go to the Game tab. Click "Start EVE Online in safe mode," and your stuff won't get destroyed if other people attack you.
Sykaotic Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 37	Posted - 2015.05.01 04:16:11 - [124] - Quote Hang out in like and be liked thread all day and smother the forums with shiptoast.
Kamala Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2015.05.01 07:30:38 - [125] - Quote Sykaotic wrote: Hang out in like and be liked thread all day and smother the forums with shiptoast. Oh look, another NPC alt..... .....who knows nothing about the game. You're probably unaware, but .... staring at rocks all day dulls the brain. It's the natural fate of all carebears. Who, by the way, are all doing it wrong. The elite know better. ...but I wouldn't expect you to understand. :) (: kinks (ami doinitrite?)
inta Vakaria WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 19	Posted - 2015.05.01 10:06:11 - [126] - Quote If you're going to be carrying something expensive through lowsec be sure to make a post about it in the C&P forums, they'll be happy to provide you with an escort, make sure you give as many details as possible such as the date, time, route and what your carrying. Also be sure to use a t1 hauler as they have a higher ehp and are designed for travelling through lowsec.
embrel BamBam Inc. Outlanders United 224	Posted - 2015.05.01 10:06:44 - [127] - Quote the module sucks, if it ain't purple!
ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 4449	Posted - 2015.05.01 10:30:08 - [128] - Quote Often post in the well known style of someone else, preferably off-topic. The forum moderators really do not mind at all. That is is, in most cases. Now and again. Ok, sometimes. Or, well, you know, very seldom. Oh forget it! I have removed a rule breaking post The Rules: 27. Off-topic posting is prohibited. Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued to the off-topic poster. ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
malcovas Henderson THoF 363	Posted - 2015.05.01 10:43:43 - [129] - Quote isk / hour > sploding spaceships.
Kamala Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2015.05.01 10:53:11 - [130] - Quote Voice your concerns about the game in General Discussion.... ....and expect a mature, even-handed discussion to follow. Carve a niche as PLEX courier in Jita.

Tiddle Jr Galvanized Inc. 148	Posted - 2015.05.01 11:07:58 - [131] - Quote Kamala wrote: Voice your concerns about the game in General Discussion.... ....and expect a mature, even-handed discussion to follow. Carve a niche as PLEX courier in Jita. You do so serious for a reason...
Kamala Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2015.05.01 11:58:09 - [132] - Quote Tiddle Jr wrote: You do so serious for a reason... I have no idea what that means, sorry.
Memphis Baas 351	Posted - 2015.05.01 12:22:43 - [133] - Quote Ships and modules in the corporate hangar are there for everyone to use, so grab them all and USE them!! If you're in a player corporation and do a lot of missions, ask the CEO or directors to change the tax rate based on the going rates for your mission loot, because EVE has a player economy and priced fluctuate, and thus taxes should follow the price fluctuations. It's unfortunate that CCP hasn't implemented dynamic taxes, and is instead forcing the CEO's to update tax rates daily. You'll never get those civilian modules from the tutorial ever again, they're unique to the new player experience. Make sure you keep them so you can use them, and if you sell them, don't fall for the market scams, don't sell them cheaply. The civilian modules are intended for newbies to get their initial 100 million ISK that they need for skills, but most newbies don't even realize it and fall prey to the scammers. Don't be that newbie! If you get a bounty on your head, you're screwed! Don't undock, or you'll be killed repeatedly for the bounty. Bounties last for a long, long time; consider starting a brand new, clean alt. Don't use the tactical view (with the concentric ranges) when other player ships are in the area with you; it bugs other people to have all your range circles clutter up their view of space. Also, you're making your ship easier to kill by showing everyone what range you are from them. NPC pirates are always shown as red crosses in the overview (and in space), and are typically aggressive and will try to kill you on sight. Unless you adopt their colors, in which case they ignore you unless you get closer than 2.5 km from them. To change colors, you simply hit ESC and pick the Sanshas, Guristas, or whatever other pirate color set from the game's control panel.
2Sonas1Cup 106	Posted - 2015.05.01 12:29:35 - [134] - Quote ALWAYS fit your raven with officer modules.
Memphis Baas 351	Posted - 2015.05.01 12:39:52 - [135] - Quote Always check the patch notes, General Discussion, and the Information Portal forum before undocking, because sometimes there are bugs that will completely ruin your day. The Battle of Asakai happened because CCP screwed up and moved all those ships to Asakai by mistake, and it turned out the players secretly hated each other. They didn't even say "gf" before they started shooting. Read the linked dev blog to see how much of a pain it was for CCP to roll back the server and reimburse all the lost ships! That's when CCP decided to shrink down the jump range of ships to only 5 ly, so another Asakai never happens again.
Black Panpher Ganja Inc 3163	Posted - 2015.05.01 13:10:07 - [136] - Quote Always web before scram! Edit: reading fail I was beaten to it in the first page! O\
Magnus Roden 5	Posted - 2015.05.01 15:58:05 - [137] - Quote You have to wait with PVPing till you have 20+ mil SP so get yourself +5 implants, set a year long training plan and just mine till it completed. Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 74	Posted - 2015.05.01 17:52:45 - [138] - Quote Black Panpher wrote: Always web before scram! Edit: reading fail I was beaten to it in the first page! O\ I've seen this bad advice twice in this thread. What goes wrong if someone webs first? It seems like solid newbie logic to use both modules - web and scram. Can they both be used, but scram needs to go first? Does webbing first make the scrambler inactive? or is it because webbing reduces the ship's needed velocity to initiate warp, allowing them to warp away even faster?
Paranoid Loyd 4987	Posted - 2015.05.01 17:57:14 - [139] - Quote The latter. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Memphis Baas 351	Posted - 2015.05.01 18:01:18 - [140] - Quote (Yeah, if you webify they can potentially insta-warp before you have a chance to activate your scram. Matter of fact, an alt with webifiers is recommended if you're flying a freighter; can make the freighter warp faster after each gate, otherwise it takes 15 minutes per gate).

Mara Rinn Cosmic Goo Convertor 5791	Posted - 2015.05.01 21:21:04 - [141] - Quote You can prove that you are worthy of playing EVE Online by mining your way to a PLEX in your introductory month. Even better if you can do it in the trial period. This is a great way to ensure that you understand the basic mechanics of the game, and will set you up for maximum enjoyment of all that EVE has to offer. Always set your expectations high, and accept failure to accomplish your goals as evidence of your value as a human. Treat every ship you buy as special. Give it a name. Treasure that ship as a symbol of your freedom, it is the only one like it in the whole game. Don't trust anyone. Day 0 Advice for New Players
Jenshae Chiroptera 1445	Posted - 2015.05.02 03:21:11 - [142] - Quote Blame an alliance that wasn't involved when you give your stuff away. (We think this is pure gold). CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Kenneth Endashi Atomic Pharmaceuticals 74	Posted - 2015.05.02 04:30:08 - [143] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Blame an alliance that wasn't involved when you give your stuff away. (We think this is pure gold). Wow, I enjoyed that from beginning to end. John Drees has that kind of pleasant, calming voice that could make a man contract his life away.
Magnus Roden 5	Posted - 2015.05.02 06:12:29 - [144] - Quote Kenneth Endashi wrote: Black Panpher wrote: Always web before scram! Edit: reading fail I was beaten to it in the first page! O\ I've seen this bad advice twice in this thread. What goes wrong if someone webs first? It seems like solid newbie logic to use both modules - web and scram. Can they both be used, but scram needs to go first? Does webbing first make the scrambler inactive? or is it because webbing reduces the ship's needed velocity to initiate warp, allowing them to warp away even faster? Webbing lowers top speed, if that target was in the process of aligning to warp out then webbing generally makes them warp away instantly. Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
Burl en Daire M.O.M.S. Corp 129	Posted - 2015.05.02 22:25:12 - [145] - Quote Hull tanking is for noobs. Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson
Otso Bakarti Aliastra Gallente Federation 152	Posted - 2015.05.03 15:44:10 - [146] - Quote Memphis Baas wrote: EDIT: Just to stress how critical proper spelling is, the correct spelling of parlay is parley. Did you notice? If you did not, write it down. Parlais, it's French. Do your homework before you show your butt. I survived Win95
Chopper Rollins Lantean Empire 1084	Posted - 2015.05.06 04:27:48 - [147] - Quote Parlay is derived from the French parlais. Advice: There is no reason to ever leave Empire space. That's why nuillsec is so empty. Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Max Singularity House Singularity 115	Posted - 2015.05.06 05:52:00 - [148] - Quote When someone gives you the title 'Pope of New Eden' and 'Harbinger of Faith'... take it to heart and dress up as the part. Then if that was not enough... go to Fanfest. Also... don't take the drugs your wife's doctor is trying to give while telling you that Eve is not real. pffffttt (wait, is this good advice or bad advice..... gahhhhh) #Eveisreal Harbinger of Faith his Holiness Maximilian Singularity of the Sixth Empire, Pope of New Eden -First of his name- ((My doctors try to tell me Eve is not real... pffft... I've seen the YouTube Video. Eve is Real))
Milla Goodpussy Federal Navy Academy 238	Posted - 2015.05.06 06:15:39 - [149] - Quote take female birth control pills so you can get more attached to your avatar in eve online. wimps :)
DeadDuck The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance 147	Posted - 2015.05.06 10:03:07 - [150] - Quote When travelling in 0.0 and finding hostiles in your system just warp directly to the exit gate so you can leave the system faster.

Cartheron Crust Matari Exodus The Camel Empire 168	Posted - 2015.05.06 10:29:25 - [151] - Quote Always warp top belt at 0.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2317	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:00:40 - [152] - Quote Buy lots of SKINs.
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23796	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:21:34 - [153] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: Buy lots of SKINs. Proper clothes, makeup and a new hairstyle wouldn't hurt you. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD
Jenshae Chiroptera 1479	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:28:42 - [154] - Quote Carry repair drones to fix yourself up after a fight. If you bump your target then they can't escape your incoming bomb. Warm up your Reactive Armour by having you gang or fleet shoot you to balance your resists. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Ferni Ka'Nviiou Republic University Minmatar Republic 14570	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:31:40 - [155] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Carry repair drones to fix yourself up after a fight. I still try doing that. Fight Cloaked!
Khan Wrenth Hedion University Amarr Empire 136	Posted - 2015.05.06 12:57:54 - [156] - Quote That guy who just went suspect on the Jita undock will totally not see your attack coming. Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2317	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:03:49 - [157] - Quote Don't mess with those calvary faction warfare guys, they are super tough.
Ryomaru Reaper We Heart U 16	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:16:38 - [158] - Quote Milla Goodpussy wrote: take female birth control pills so you can get more attached to your avatar in eve online. wimps :) Are there Male Birth Control Pills? Please, do explain?
Ria Nieyli Nieyli Enterprises 33880	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:30:02 - [159] - Quote Assume that peopel on the forums aren't trolling you 24/7. Why do bad threads happen to good people?
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23856	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:37:33 - [160] - Quote Ryomaru Reaper wrote: Milla Goodpussy wrote: take female birth control pills so you can get more attached to your avatar in eve online. wimps :) Are there Male Birth Control Pills? Please, do explain? Yep. Google helps. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD

flakeys Arkham Innovations 2891	Posted - 2015.05.06 15:35:58 - [161] - Quote Log in ............... We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23863	Posted - 2015.05.06 16:22:17 - [162] - Quote Having the top post on a page makes others look up to you. Literally. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD
Olmeca Gold Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 6	Posted - 2015.05.06 16:45:25 - [163] - Quote If others destroy your ship in an unfair manner like ten players vs you, you can shame them in local or other chat channels. Once you do that, everyone will look down to these players since they are cowards who cannot fight 1 vs 1.
Ashlar Maidstone Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance 171	Posted - 2015.05.07 17:50:45 - [164] - Quote Scipio Artelius wrote: CCP's own turn at giving bad advice: http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg They forgot warp to ZERO!
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 6627	Posted - 2015.05.07 20:25:08 - [165] - Quote Lucas Kell wrote: When tackling a player, always web first. Oh. That's why... Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Asia Leigh New Order Logistics CODE. 247	Posted - 2015.05.07 23:13:42 - [166] - Quote - The guy at Jita saying he will double your ISK is totally legit and not trying to scam you - Always warp to gates and station at 0, because tacs are a waste of time - Hauling plex between Jita and Amarr is always a good idea - Leaving plex in your mining barge while you mine so you don't lose it is also a great idea - That person saying he will move all of your crap for free if you use 0 collateral is totally your friend - You should always warp to 0 to the sun when you lose your ship Mara Rinn wrote: Trust Everyone FTFY `Apply the damn rules equally >.>`
Jenshae Chiroptera 1484	Posted - 2015.05.07 23:40:16 - [167] - Quote The Null Sec minority really matters, fear them and never challenge them. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
u3pog Ministerstvo na otbranata 27	Posted - 2015.05.08 13:58:39 - [168] - Quote Do not bother flying a freighter unless you can fill it with at least 20 billion worth of cargo. Recommended value: 50b+ There's a good example here: https://zkillboard.com/kill/46242566/ Also if you want to be a real pro - always announce your cargo value in local. In fact - post it on the forums with exact location and time of undock details. That way people will be able to protect you from the new menace: the drifters.
GankYou Redshield Holding Company 316	Posted - 2015.05.08 14:18:44 - [169] - Quote Papier profits are everything - never sell an asset that has gone considerably up in price, it can go even higher! ...And They All Crave One Thing - ISK. Nullsec Ore Changes - Lowend Mineral Price Tracking [2015]
BrundleMeth Caldari Provisions Caldari State 423	Posted - 2015.05.10 16:18:00 - [170] - Quote When carrying PLEX, always name your Badger "50 PLEX Courier". People will leave you alone because they know how bad they would feel to lose that much investment. Also when going to PVP, name your ship "Bad Guy." People will be too terrified to engage you...

Johny Tyler Omega Tactical Group Reckoning Star Alliance 7	Posted - 2015.05.11 15:37:51 - [171] - Quote Learn to PvP on Sisi. Those fits are legit!
Amak Boma Dragon Factory 103	Posted - 2015.05.11 15:57:33 - [172] - Quote buy 100 plex put them in your hull tanked battleship and set autopilot from dodixie to amarr
Joan Miles Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 38	Posted - 2015.05.11 16:21:28 - [173] - Quote Always complain in the forums for anything you don't like, calling out to a DEV or ISD to help you.
Mortlake Somalian Coast Guard Authority 392	Posted - 2015.05.11 18:45:37 - [174] - Quote If you have an issue with forum moderation, or an ISD in particular, complain about it / them by creating a thread. Be sure to use capitals, along with a liberal sprinkling of profanity and personal attacks. You can bypass the profanity filter by swapping out a letter for a similarly shaped number. Once your thread is created, maximize your exposure by recreating it multiple times.
ISD Decoy ISD Community Communications Liaisons 506	Posted - 2015.05.12 00:07:48 - [175] - Quote Mortlake wrote: If you have an issue with forum moderation, or an ISD in particular, complain about it / them by creating a thread. Be sure to use capitals, along with a liberal sprinkling of profanity and personal attacks. You can bypass the profanity filter by swapping out a letter for a similarly shaped number. Once your thread is created, maximize your exposure by recreating it multiple times. Please have a drink on me for this contribution. I can't stop laughing. ISD Decoy Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons 5455	Posted - 2015.05.12 01:39:27 - [176] - Quote ISD Decoy wrote: Mortlake wrote: If you have an issue with forum moderation, or an ISD in particular, complain about it / them by creating a thread. Be sure to use capitals, along with a liberal sprinkling of profanity and personal attacks. You can bypass the profanity filter by swapping out a letter for a similarly shaped number. Once your thread is created, maximize your exposure by recreating it multiple times. Please have a drink on me for this contribution. I can't stop laughing. We need a reason to drink? ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Khadrea Shakor Shakor Freight and Mining Service 25	Posted - 2015.05.13 10:02:53 - [177] - Quote Using smartbombs in your mission pocket in highsec i completely safe. Flying a bigger ship asap is efficient enough without support skills. Highsec is safe because Concord will protect you. There are legit ISK doubling services in Jita. You cannot survive lowsec alone. There are pre-set proper ways of playing this game, you need to comply with those.
moep Hedion University Amarr Empire 12	Posted - 2015.05.13 17:38:32 - [178] - Quote Kenneth Endashi wrote: In this thread, we give each other bad advice. New to Eve? Take notes, this won't come in handy! Seasoned vet? Pay attention, you just might not learn something! I'll start: Prior to warp, fire those afterburners. You'll go faster! Dear sir, If you use an afterburner prior warp this indeed speeds up travel time and you'll go faster in time between gate to gate provided your align time is longer than the AB cycle (such as Battleships) As initiator of this thread Well obvious is obvious: Go to the forums for competent threads Moeped PS: Please do not take this serious , i am a bad forum troll


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