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johnnyalpha
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Posted - 2003.11.08 09:05:00 -
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The above "illness" appears to be gathering momentum. Symptoms include the following:-
a)Forgetting to load ammo on to your bb just before going in to battle.
b)Taking potshots at space stations instead of the enemy.
c)Giving out corp orders in local channel.
If you have suffered from any of the above recently, seek medical advice from your healers/doctors before its too late. Is there a cure? Who knows.
Johnny Alpha out...
PS Hardin, Rex reccomended that I put this on here 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.08 10:23:00 -
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You shall all face firing squads...
*Oh no - Obvious joke warning*
Changed my mind - it's the Inquisition for you!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:25:00 -
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I could really go to town on this thread, but I'm gonna show restraint for the first time in my Eve life...
I think I'm going respectable...
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Kailshade
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:56:00 -
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I thought forgeting to load up drones before warping away was a symptom as well.
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Rex Mortalis
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Posted - 2003.11.08 12:10:00 -
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I know I've suffered from the third form of the illness 
But my contraction of the illness was only after the initial outbreak if Hardinitis during the "guns with no ammo" incident. Oh my god! Is this sweeping just our corp or even the whole of Eve? 
Stay at home and lock all doors and windows until the epidemic as passed!
Rex
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.08 19:41:00 -
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The above "illness" appears to be gathering momentum. Symptoms include the following:-
a)Forgetting to load ammo on to your bb just before going in to battle.
b)Taking potshots at space stations instead of the enemy.
I knew I should have givin him some training, but nooo he rather spends his time with Gallente wenches.
c)Giving out corp orders in local channel.
If you have suffered from any of the above recently, seek medical advice from your healers/doctors before its too late. Is there a cure? Who knows.
Johnny Alpha out...
PS Hardin, Rex reccomended that I put this on here
This is not a hijack
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Acwron
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Posted - 2003.11.08 20:28:00 -
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Damn, I must have spent to much time playing with you hardin and the rest of you PIE guys in amarr system because I have started to show the same symptoms 
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Jera
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Posted - 2003.11.09 10:54:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink Starsi™ !
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.09 18:22:00 -
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I could really go to town on this thread, but I'm gonna show restraint for the first time in my Eve life...
I think I'm going respectable...
Meh spill the beans Miso....
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.09 23:00:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink StarsiÖ !
Only the cherry variety.
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Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.11.10 09:30:00 -
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One symptom down, two to go!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.11 16:16:00 -
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One unfortunate PIE pilot last night purchased a shuttle in Yulai system for the grand price of 10,000,000 - yes 10,000,000 isk.
The unfortunate victim has blamed 'tiredness' for this error but everyone else believes that he has obviously been seriously affected by the Hardinitis disease...
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.11.11 16:50:00 -
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That's bad, but not as bad as the 100 million ISK piece of trit that someone bought a while back
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.11 23:46:00 -
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Edited by: Asimir Kurdugal on 12/11/2003 15:20:22
Lesson of the day: Quantity and Price are two very different things.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.12 14:24:00 -
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I thought Hardinitis might involve physical symptoms like itchy, flaky skin, swelling of the member and hot flushes...
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Vendora
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Posted - 2003.11.12 16:16:00 -
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Miso - thats a case of the JIP's
Flaky skin cos you've got nothing to do for long periods except pick at scabs etc.
Swollen member as you think of all those luvverly indy's that you can pod on entry
& Hot Flushes as you realise you've podded a corp. mate - again
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 16:31:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 17:31:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded. 
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.12 17:51:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 17:53:04
"The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded. "
... Becoming father?
Oh, my. o.o;
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.11.12 18:24:00 -
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Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
*jaw drops*
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*and stays there*
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:13:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:17:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
ummm ahhh how to put this? Are you absoluetly sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and we already know sometimes Hardin has " no missiles in his launcher."
You did invite an aweful lot of people to your chalet.
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Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:32:00 -
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OMG I have Hardinitis. :( The other day, I unequipped my Scorpion so I could reequip for PvP. I equipped all my mid-slot items and low-slot items, but I forgot to equip any weapons. I flew halfway to the blockade with two missile launchers equipped.
I knew it had to be a sickness of some sort. And thank goodness I didn't enter battle before I discovered it.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 20:55:00 -
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ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
Yes Maud, Hardin is the lucky father. Our countless counceling sessions along with the grueling trips to the Yulai fertility clinic finally bore this fruit of love. My repro physician informed me just this morning, and I even haven't had the time to inform Hardin.
As regards to Hardins capabilities no, his missiles didn't stray too far off course this time, although cleaning up after him was not a easy task for my slaves, my charismatic Amarr still has some issues with his aim I fear.
PS: I am pleased that my parties were to your liking dear Maud, there will be many more to come.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 21:53:00 -
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ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
Yes Maud, Hardin is the lucky father. Our countless counceling sessions along with the grueling trips to the Yulai fertility clinic finally bore this fruit of love. My repro physician informed me just this morning, and I even haven't had the time to inform Hardin.
As regards to Hardins capabilities no, his missiles didn't stray too far off course this time, although cleaning up after him was not a easy task for my slaves, my charismatic Amarr still has some issues with his aim I fear.
PS: I am pleased that my parties were to your liking dear Maud, there will be many more to come.
Are you sure you want to have "Those' kinds of parties with the little one around. I'd hate to think we will be reduced to*****tail parties. Plus Hardin will have to work longer hours to provide for the wife and kids. He is going to marry the mother of his children right?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:14:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
OMG - u could have at least informed me that there was going to be a little Hardin running around before telling the universe!
Oh my!
*lost for words*
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:39:00 -
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OMG - u could have at least informed me that there was going to be a little Hardin running around before telling the universe!
Oh my!
*lost for words*
Sorry dear, I just couldn't keep the news a secret, and I blurted it out since you weren't around. Now we aren't quite sure yet weather there will be a little Hardin or a little daddies girl.
Now don't be late home darling, I need your abilities for my honeydo list. 
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:57:00 -
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Some things are finally making sense, Amarran agents issue Charisma implants as a reward. Hardin being a fine upstanding(snicker)Amarran surely gets these on a regular basis. With that kind of help any ugly old Amarran can seduce any Gallentean female companion.
For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 23:07:34
"For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire."
... Mr.Hardin's charisma ranked some twenty-odd points on the universal Eve scale if i remember correctly, so even if he does have an implant... am afraid most of that magnetism is still his own. o.o;
(which is a good thing really, because it makes him exception rather than a sample of what every Amarr male could become ;)
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:03:00 -
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LOL
I am on 22 now - and still got an Empathy level to train
And I am gonna be a daddy \0/ woohoo
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