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johnnyalpha
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Posted - 2003.11.08 09:05:00 -
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The above "illness" appears to be gathering momentum. Symptoms include the following:-
a)Forgetting to load ammo on to your bb just before going in to battle.
b)Taking potshots at space stations instead of the enemy.
c)Giving out corp orders in local channel.
If you have suffered from any of the above recently, seek medical advice from your healers/doctors before its too late. Is there a cure? Who knows.
Johnny Alpha out...
PS Hardin, Rex reccomended that I put this on here 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.08 10:23:00 -
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You shall all face firing squads...
*Oh no - Obvious joke warning*
Changed my mind - it's the Inquisition for you!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:25:00 -
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I could really go to town on this thread, but I'm gonna show restraint for the first time in my Eve life...
I think I'm going respectable...
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Kailshade
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Posted - 2003.11.08 11:56:00 -
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I thought forgeting to load up drones before warping away was a symptom as well.
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Rex Mortalis
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Posted - 2003.11.08 12:10:00 -
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I know I've suffered from the third form of the illness 
But my contraction of the illness was only after the initial outbreak if Hardinitis during the "guns with no ammo" incident. Oh my god! Is this sweeping just our corp or even the whole of Eve? 
Stay at home and lock all doors and windows until the epidemic as passed!
Rex
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.08 19:41:00 -
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The above "illness" appears to be gathering momentum. Symptoms include the following:-
a)Forgetting to load ammo on to your bb just before going in to battle.
b)Taking potshots at space stations instead of the enemy.
I knew I should have givin him some training, but nooo he rather spends his time with Gallente wenches.
c)Giving out corp orders in local channel.
If you have suffered from any of the above recently, seek medical advice from your healers/doctors before its too late. Is there a cure? Who knows.
Johnny Alpha out...
PS Hardin, Rex reccomended that I put this on here
This is not a hijack
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Acwron
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Posted - 2003.11.08 20:28:00 -
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Damn, I must have spent to much time playing with you hardin and the rest of you PIE guys in amarr system because I have started to show the same symptoms 
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Jera
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Posted - 2003.11.09 10:54:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink Starsi™ !
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.09 18:22:00 -
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I could really go to town on this thread, but I'm gonna show restraint for the first time in my Eve life...
I think I'm going respectable...
Meh spill the beans Miso....
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.09 23:00:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink StarsiÖ !
Only the cherry variety.
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Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.11.10 09:30:00 -
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One symptom down, two to go!
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.11 16:16:00 -
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One unfortunate PIE pilot last night purchased a shuttle in Yulai system for the grand price of 10,000,000 - yes 10,000,000 isk.
The unfortunate victim has blamed 'tiredness' for this error but everyone else believes that he has obviously been seriously affected by the Hardinitis disease...
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.11.11 16:50:00 -
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That's bad, but not as bad as the 100 million ISK piece of trit that someone bought a while back
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.11 23:46:00 -
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Edited by: Asimir Kurdugal on 12/11/2003 15:20:22
Lesson of the day: Quantity and Price are two very different things.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.12 14:24:00 -
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I thought Hardinitis might involve physical symptoms like itchy, flaky skin, swelling of the member and hot flushes...
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Vendora
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Posted - 2003.11.12 16:16:00 -
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Miso - thats a case of the JIP's
Flaky skin cos you've got nothing to do for long periods except pick at scabs etc.
Swollen member as you think of all those luvverly indy's that you can pod on entry
& Hot Flushes as you realise you've podded a corp. mate - again
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 16:31:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 17:31:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded. 
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.12 17:51:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 17:53:04
"The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded. "
... Becoming father?
Oh, my. o.o;
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.11.12 18:24:00 -
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Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
*jaw drops*
....
*and stays there*
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:13:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:17:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
ummm ahhh how to put this? Are you absoluetly sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and we already know sometimes Hardin has " no missiles in his launcher."
You did invite an aweful lot of people to your chalet.
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Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2003.11.12 19:32:00 -
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OMG I have Hardinitis. :( The other day, I unequipped my Scorpion so I could reequip for PvP. I equipped all my mid-slot items and low-slot items, but I forgot to equip any weapons. I flew halfway to the blockade with two missile launchers equipped.
I knew it had to be a sickness of some sort. And thank goodness I didn't enter battle before I discovered it.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 20:55:00 -
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ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
Yes Maud, Hardin is the lucky father. Our countless counceling sessions along with the grueling trips to the Yulai fertility clinic finally bore this fruit of love. My repro physician informed me just this morning, and I even haven't had the time to inform Hardin.
As regards to Hardins capabilities no, his missiles didn't stray too far off course this time, although cleaning up after him was not a easy task for my slaves, my charismatic Amarr still has some issues with his aim I fear.
PS: I am pleased that my parties were to your liking dear Maud, there will be many more to come.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.12 21:53:00 -
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ooh ahh how to put this? Jovin are you absolutely sure Hardin is the father? I mean you've thrown some wild parties and let's just say we know sometimes there are no missiles in Hardin's launcher.
Yes Maud, Hardin is the lucky father. Our countless counceling sessions along with the grueling trips to the Yulai fertility clinic finally bore this fruit of love. My repro physician informed me just this morning, and I even haven't had the time to inform Hardin.
As regards to Hardins capabilities no, his missiles didn't stray too far off course this time, although cleaning up after him was not a easy task for my slaves, my charismatic Amarr still has some issues with his aim I fear.
PS: I am pleased that my parties were to your liking dear Maud, there will be many more to come.
Are you sure you want to have "Those' kinds of parties with the little one around. I'd hate to think we will be reduced to*****tail parties. Plus Hardin will have to work longer hours to provide for the wife and kids. He is going to marry the mother of his children right?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:14:00 -
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Anybody notice that we haven't heard from Jovin in a while? Hard did she run away while you were reading " Ammo loading for Dummies'?
Don't worry dear Maud, I'm here. My chalet had to be quarantined due to a nasty inflamation of the RL syndrome in my private areas.
The Hardinitis syndrome is nothing to worry about, as it is completely normal for a becoming father to be absent-minded.
OMG - u could have at least informed me that there was going to be a little Hardin running around before telling the universe!
Oh my!
*lost for words*
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:39:00 -
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OMG - u could have at least informed me that there was going to be a little Hardin running around before telling the universe!
Oh my!
*lost for words*
Sorry dear, I just couldn't keep the news a secret, and I blurted it out since you weren't around. Now we aren't quite sure yet weather there will be a little Hardin or a little daddies girl.
Now don't be late home darling, I need your abilities for my honeydo list. 
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.12 22:57:00 -
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Some things are finally making sense, Amarran agents issue Charisma implants as a reward. Hardin being a fine upstanding(snicker)Amarran surely gets these on a regular basis. With that kind of help any ugly old Amarran can seduce any Gallentean female companion.
For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 23:07:34
"For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire."
... Mr.Hardin's charisma ranked some twenty-odd points on the universal Eve scale if i remember correctly, so even if he does have an implant... am afraid most of that magnetism is still his own. o.o;
(which is a good thing really, because it makes him exception rather than a sample of what every Amarr male could become ;)
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:03:00 -
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LOL
I am on 22 now - and still got an Empathy level to train
And I am gonna be a daddy \0/ woohoo
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:09:00 -
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Edited by: Red Six on 13/11/2003 00:12:33
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LOL
I am on 22 now - and still got an Empathy level to train
See I told you he cheats. He even admits to training in Empathy to better seduce women. Such is the sad fate of an Amarr male that he must work so hard to procreate.
Heres to a healthy Gallente-minded daughter for Hardin.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:10:00 -
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Heres to a healthy Gallente-minded daughter for Hardin.
My sentiments exactly.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:28:00 -
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You can always hope ;)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:41:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 23:07:34
"For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire."
... Mr.Hardin's charisma ranked some twenty-odd points on the universal Eve scale if i remember correctly, so even if he does have an implant... am afraid most of that magnetism is still his own. o.o;
(which is a good thing really, because it makes him exception rather than a sample of what every Amarr male could become ;)
If old " no ammo" there is the height of Amarr males then the Minmatar should start picking out houses on Sarum Prime.
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:08:00 -
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Edited by: Red Six on 13/11/2003 02:11:45
You no why he has problems keeping ammo in his guns, he's to empathetic. He subconciously empathsizes with his enemies. It's a side effect of training Empathy so much so he can satisfy with yearnings.
Mr. Hardin, what will the Amarran Purity Commission and the Inquisition have to say about your child? Although the one I'm curious to hear about is the reaction your wife has to the fact your wench is pregnant. Now that will be an interesting conversation.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:44:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 13/11/2003 09:51:20
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If old " no ammo" there is the height of Amarr males then the Minmatar should start picking out houses on Sarum Prime.
Oh you know Maud I don't do too bad for myself
Just because my 'fighting' skills aint the greatest doesn't stop me being the most desirable Amarr this side of Tash-Murkon
And Red Six I am not married yet. I will eventually settle down with a noble Amarrian lady and raise a proper family when I hang up my piloting boots!
In the meantime my 'child' will be raised by Jovin who actually got herself into this state without asking my permissions. What an impertinent wench!
As to the Amarrian 'Purity' Commission I would only have a problem if I brought my half Gallente offspring back to the Empire and tried to pass her off as an Amarr with all the rights that embodies.
I will of course keep a kindly eye on my progeny from a distance and lend a subtle helping hand when needed.
I have no doubt that with my Ni-Kunni genetic 'gift' my bastard child will be a great leader among the Gallente!
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Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:03:00 -
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... my bastard child ...
It seems those empathy implants were money well spent.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:16:00 -
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Trust a Minmatar to put a negative spin on it!
bastard
- a person born of parents not married to each other
- a hybrid, esp. an accidental one
- illegitimate by birth
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Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:45:00 -
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Well, thanks to the Gallente influence, we Minmatar are a little more sensitive.
We call them Lovechildren.
Then we hug trees.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:38:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 13/11/2003 12:27:20
Does getting podded without updating your clone count as Hardinitis?
Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:30:00 -
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From.TES Broadsword Apocalypse class.
Location:Sarum Prime Family bureau station.
Hardin can i be the godfather*whistles theme song from godfather* , plz i always wanted to say:if you mess with me, you mess with my whole family..whilst i have cotton balls in my mouth....
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.13 13:19:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 13/11/2003 12:27:20
Does getting podded without updating your clone count as Hardinitis?
Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
At his age slightly ridgiditis is more like it. we should get the new family some PD's. Feeding a baby can be expensive.
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:05:00 -
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Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
Ms. Miso, I'll be forwarding you the repair bill for my comms system. I was drinking some coffee when your latest posting to GalComm reached me. The nature of your remark caused me to laugh with a mouthful of coffee. The effect that had on my comms system was not a good one.
In my correspondence, I see I've been a bit of a bore and have yet to congratulate Ms. Jovin. I apologize for my tardiness in this matter. May your child grow be a healthy, happy and hardy child, Ms. Jovin. May this child, boy or girl, be as comely as its mother.
I'm curious though, which would be more embarrassing to Mr. Hardin? A daughter with the same cravings as her exquisite mother or a son educated in Gallente schools who grows up to oppose most of what the Amarr believe. Either way I do believe karma is exacting its payment.
In a side note, it seems that just corresponding with Mr. Hardin via GalComm is enough to make Hardinitis spread. I went out to clear some Sanshas from a belt and left my mining gear on. Needless to say I was embarrassed.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:37:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink Starsi? !
er, no offense, but i trust the competing gallente-caldari beverages about as much as i can throw a space station. *without* a MWD...
be minmatar! eat.. .candy bars... yeah...
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 13/11/2003 19:49:07
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One unfortunate PIE pilot last night purchased a shuttle in Yulai system for the grand price of 10,000,000 - yes 10,000,000 isk.
never believe anything anyone tells you in a place called "yulai."
EDIT: in response to shocking news after the above quoted.
cod-eye sums it up.
Hardinettes? Hardinim? Or should we just call the young'uns Softies?
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:26:00 -
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And Red Six I am not married yet. I will eventually settle down with a noble Amarrian lady and raise a proper family when I hang up my piloting boots!
In the meantime my 'child' will be raised by Jovin who actually got herself into this state without asking my permissions. What an impertinent wench!
Hardin dear, I'd advise you be more involved, if you anticipate to have some quality time with our offspring.
And I do expect you to live up to your charm and honour and support us emotionally, financially and socially. A weekly check of 1.000.000isk would be adequate for a start. 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:36:00 -
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Jovin you are a fine wench
However...
We met about 2/3 weeks ago...
I found out about the pregnancy yesterday...
And now you are already demanding Child Support *sigh*
Methinks I need to go into hiding!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:53:00 -
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Jovin you are a fine wench
However...
We met about 2/3 weeks ago...
I found out about the pregnancy yesterday...
And now you are already demanding Child Support *sigh*
Methinks I need to go into hiding!
Hardin love,
don't worry, we still have some time. But there are important things to tend to around the chalet, as we want to shield our unborn from the frequent social functions. A new more family oriented wing would therefore be appropriate. Ne'pas mon cheri?
Love, Jovin
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:16:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:21:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Just don't ask him to deliver it, otherwise you'll end up with a monkey with 5 arses.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:40:00 -
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"Methinks I need to go into hiding!"
... Methinks that wouldn't be good idea Mr.Hardin, a Gallente female lawyer is the last person you'd like to anger... ;s
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.14 00:14:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Just don't ask him to deliver it, otherwise you'll end up with a monkey with 5 arses.
I always suspected that that Snamn's noble nose was pointing up into some poor lab monkeys rear.
Hardin, your obligations in this matter are clear, there is no need to run to uncle Snamn for a paternity test. Now if you would be so kind and bring home some long limb roes for us to enjoy tonight. I received a informational maternity holoreel that we should look at together.
Love, Jovin
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BigBanjo
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:00:00 -
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Edited by: BigBanjo on 14/11/2003 01:06:46
Dont worry Hardin.
Normally im quiet and pulling the strings , but now i have some good news for you my friend.
You know i have some good connections, so that holoreel has been replaced. If your wench studies it good, there is a 100% guaranty that the newborn child wont survive the first 24 hours
Its almost the same holoreel i watched the last time i killed that minmatar slave woman.
Maybe if you are lucky, your little one will be also jettisoned.
so be Hardin and dont worry.
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Sugarboy Jassa
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:49:00 -
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Where do I sign up for one of those snacksy Gallente ****s?
I mean, just look at my chin!
Come to the Sugarboy!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.14 14:03:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Now why do I think this baby is going to look like Darth Solo?
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