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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:09:00 -
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Edited by: Red Six on 13/11/2003 00:12:33
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LOL
I am on 22 now - and still got an Empathy level to train 
See I told you he cheats. He even admits to training in Empathy to better seduce women. Such is the sad fate of an Amarr male that he must work so hard to procreate. 
Heres to a healthy Gallente-minded daughter for Hardin.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:10:00 -
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Heres to a healthy Gallente-minded daughter for Hardin.
My sentiments exactly.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:28:00 -
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You can always hope ;)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:41:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 12/11/2003 23:07:34
"For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, he cheats! He doesn't get them on his own, he has a charisma implant. Suddenly everything makes sense on how the ugly Amarrans males are able to procreate and continue the existence of their decadent empire."
... Mr.Hardin's charisma ranked some twenty-odd points on the universal Eve scale if i remember correctly, so even if he does have an implant... am afraid most of that magnetism is still his own. o.o;
(which is a good thing really, because it makes him exception rather than a sample of what every Amarr male could become ;)
If old " no ammo" there is the height of Amarr males then the Minmatar should start picking out houses on Sarum Prime.
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:08:00 -
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Edited by: Red Six on 13/11/2003 02:11:45
You no why he has problems keeping ammo in his guns, he's to empathetic. He subconciously empathsizes with his enemies. It's a side effect of training Empathy so much so he can satisfy with yearnings.
Mr. Hardin, what will the Amarran Purity Commission and the Inquisition have to say about your child? Although the one I'm curious to hear about is the reaction your wife has to the fact your wench is pregnant. Now that will be an interesting conversation. 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:44:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 13/11/2003 09:51:20
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If old " no ammo" there is the height of Amarr males then the Minmatar should start picking out houses on Sarum Prime.
Oh you know Maud I don't do too bad for myself
Just because my 'fighting' skills aint the greatest doesn't stop me being the most desirable Amarr this side of Tash-Murkon
And Red Six I am not married yet. I will eventually settle down with a noble Amarrian lady and raise a proper family when I hang up my piloting boots!
In the meantime my 'child' will be raised by Jovin who actually got herself into this state without asking my permissions. What an impertinent wench!
As to the Amarrian 'Purity' Commission I would only have a problem if I brought my half Gallente offspring back to the Empire and tried to pass her off as an Amarr with all the rights that embodies.
I will of course keep a kindly eye on my progeny from a distance and lend a subtle helping hand when needed.
I have no doubt that with my Ni-Kunni genetic 'gift' my bastard child will be a great leader among the Gallente!
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Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:03:00 -
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... my bastard child ...
It seems those empathy implants were money well spent.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:16:00 -
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Trust a Minmatar to put a negative spin on it!
bastard
- a person born of parents not married to each other
- a hybrid, esp. an accidental one
- illegitimate by birth
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Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:45:00 -
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Well, thanks to the Gallente influence, we Minmatar are a little more sensitive.
We call them Lovechildren.
Then we hug trees.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:38:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 13/11/2003 12:27:20
Does getting podded without updating your clone count as Hardinitis?
Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:30:00 -
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From.TES Broadsword Apocalypse class.
Location:Sarum Prime Family bureau station.
Hardin can i be the godfather*whistles theme song from godfather* , plz i always wanted to say:if you mess with me, you mess with my whole family..whilst i have cotton balls in my mouth....
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.13 13:19:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 13/11/2003 12:27:20
Does getting podded without updating your clone count as Hardinitis?
Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
At his age slightly ridgiditis is more like it. we should get the new family some PD's. Feeding a baby can be expensive.
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:05:00 -
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Also, if Hardin is a father now, does that make what he had Hardonitis?
Ms. Miso, I'll be forwarding you the repair bill for my comms system. I was drinking some coffee when your latest posting to GalComm reached me. The nature of your remark caused me to laugh with a mouthful of coffee. The effect that had on my comms system was not a good one.
In my correspondence, I see I've been a bit of a bore and have yet to congratulate Ms. Jovin. I apologize for my tardiness in this matter. May your child grow be a healthy, happy and hardy child, Ms. Jovin. May this child, boy or girl, be as comely as its mother.
I'm curious though, which would be more embarrassing to Mr. Hardin? A daughter with the same cravings as her exquisite mother or a son educated in Gallente schools who grows up to oppose most of what the Amarr believe. Either way I do believe karma is exacting its payment.
In a side note, it seems that just corresponding with Mr. Hardin via GalComm is enough to make Hardinitis spread. I went out to clear some Sanshas from a belt and left my mining gear on. Needless to say I was embarrassed. 
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:37:00 -
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Well, i would not be surprised for the illness subjects to be used to Quafe.
Be Caldari, drink Starsi? !
er, no offense, but i trust the competing gallente-caldari beverages about as much as i can throw a space station. *without* a MWD...
be minmatar! eat.. .candy bars... yeah...
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 13/11/2003 19:49:07
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One unfortunate PIE pilot last night purchased a shuttle in Yulai system for the grand price of 10,000,000 - yes 10,000,000 isk.
never believe anything anyone tells you in a place called "yulai."
EDIT: in response to shocking news after the above quoted.
cod-eye sums it up.
Hardinettes? Hardinim? Or should we just call the young'uns Softies?
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:26:00 -
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And Red Six I am not married yet. I will eventually settle down with a noble Amarrian lady and raise a proper family when I hang up my piloting boots!
In the meantime my 'child' will be raised by Jovin who actually got herself into this state without asking my permissions. What an impertinent wench!
Hardin dear, I'd advise you be more involved, if you anticipate to have some quality time with our offspring.
And I do expect you to live up to your charm and honour and support us emotionally, financially and socially. A weekly check of 1.000.000isk would be adequate for a start. 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:36:00 -
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Jovin you are a fine wench
However...
We met about 2/3 weeks ago...
I found out about the pregnancy yesterday...
And now you are already demanding Child Support *sigh*
Methinks I need to go into hiding!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:53:00 -
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Jovin you are a fine wench
However...
We met about 2/3 weeks ago...
I found out about the pregnancy yesterday...
And now you are already demanding Child Support *sigh*
Methinks I need to go into hiding!
Hardin love,
don't worry, we still have some time. But there are important things to tend to around the chalet, as we want to shield our unborn from the frequent social functions. A new more family oriented wing would therefore be appropriate. Ne'pas mon cheri?
Love, Jovin
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:16:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:21:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Just don't ask him to deliver it, otherwise you'll end up with a monkey with 5 arses.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:40:00 -
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"Methinks I need to go into hiding!"
... Methinks that wouldn't be good idea Mr.Hardin, a Gallente female lawyer is the last person you'd like to anger... ;s
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.11.14 00:14:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Just don't ask him to deliver it, otherwise you'll end up with a monkey with 5 arses.
I always suspected that that Snamn's noble nose was pointing up into some poor lab monkeys rear.
Hardin, your obligations in this matter are clear, there is no need to run to uncle Snamn for a paternity test. Now if you would be so kind and bring home some long limb roes for us to enjoy tonight. I received a informational maternity holoreel that we should look at together.
Love, Jovin
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BigBanjo
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:00:00 -
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Edited by: BigBanjo on 14/11/2003 01:06:46
Dont worry Hardin.
Normally im quiet and pulling the strings , but now i have some good news for you my friend.
You know i have some good connections, so that holoreel has been replaced. If your wench studies it good, there is a 100% guaranty that the newborn child wont survive the first 24 hours
Its almost the same holoreel i watched the last time i killed that minmatar slave woman.
Maybe if you are lucky, your little one will be also jettisoned.
so be Hardin and dont worry.
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Sugarboy Jassa
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:49:00 -
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Where do I sign up for one of those snacksy Gallente ****s?
I mean, just look at my chin!
Come to the Sugarboy!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.14 14:03:00 -
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I may have to ask Athule Snamn to test the paternity
Now why do I think this baby is going to look like Darth Solo?
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