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Spanker	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:33:00 - [31] Who exactly IS this Chuck Norris character everyone keeps mentioning? They mentioned him a lot on the WOW forums too when I was silly enough to play that game. - Shpank
Zao Bader	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:34:00 - [32] Edited by: Zao Bader on 10/11/2006 10:34:12 Not again I think it's an American thing
James Don Gallente KDM Corp Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:46:00 - [33] Ch**k Norris is in game and I'ts widely accepted that saying his name out loud is bad luck and brings a swift death -------------------------------------------- notify : Your cloaking systems are unable to activate due to your ship being within 2000 meters of t
Mea	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:46:00 - [34] chuck norris does play , from 11hr - 12hr you can find him on the servers.(dt for us mortals)
franny Phoenix Knights	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:47:00 - [35] he's a Martial Arts Champion/Actor who is in REALLY good shape for his age according to my kids he's a nice guy too(they met him at a Martial Arts Tourney in RI yr or so ago, I couldn't go and my wife took some really crappy pics) ok that said he'd take on the Jove, Concord, BoB, ASCN, D2, the 4 empires, FIX, IRON, RAZOR, RA, Goons, aAa, and every other alliance ingame at once, accidently rip his own spacesuit about halfway thru THEN board his ship and take on the rest
Am ster	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:49:00 - [36] If Chuck Norris got podded he would die for real cause that much leetness could never fit in a clone.
Le Skunk Privateers	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:52:00 - [37] If chuck norris played this game he would look at it for 5 mins, wonder at his choices of playing either MINING: click and drag click and drag PVP: sitting on a gate for an hour untill a shuttle jumps in, then not locking it in time Then he would turn off his PC and go to the pub. So should you.
LaCoHa Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:56:00 - [38] Originally by: Le Skunk If chuck norris played this game he would look at it for 5 mins, wonder at his choices of playing either MINING: click and drag click and drag PVP: sitting on a gate for an hour untill a shuttle jumps in, then not locking it in time Then he would turn off his PC and go to the pub. So should you. What a buzz kill. And btw, you stink. haha. "I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
franny Phoenix Knights	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:57:00 - [39] Originally by: Le Skunk Then he would turn off his PC and go to the pub. So should you. pubs over rated havn't had a drink in about 4yrs 4mths now
Dee Ellis	Posted - 2006.11.10 10:59:00 - [40] If Chuck Norris played EvE, he'd play EvE.
Flor Jon	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:01:00 - [41] Chuck norris is overrated. Bob Ross would totally kick his ass Bob Ross
Vazion TOHA Heavy Industries	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:02:00 - [42] Chuck Norris' tears are actually T2 BPOs. Too bad though..He never cries. --- I'm in ur signature, writing ur witty comments. T2 BPOs.
Flitz Farseeker Gallente Eve guardians	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:09:00 - [43] If Chuck Norris played EvE, he'd only have one combat skill: roundhouse kick. It would be trained to lvl 6!
Roshan longshot Gallente Ordos Humanitas	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:43:00 - [44] Originally by: Kasibee'an 1. Chuck Norris tanks Concord. 2. When Chuck Norris enters local, Concord fits WCS Can you think of more? Regards, Kasi Well, think about it...really...uncle chuck is a action hero. Do you really think he would play Eve-online? I can see him now.....minning, ratting, running missions....naw, he may be a rich man, but replaceing computers would keep him from getting past his 14 day trial. Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter *pirate* or mixture of them all. [i]As read from the original box.
Romay	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:43:00 - [45] A titan once aggroed Chuck Norris' pod. He roundhouse kicket it out of the EVE universe. Chuck Norris deals all damage types at once, plus a special damage type: roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can fit a Doomsday Device, Siege Modules and Torpedoes on a Shuttle. Minmatar once were the most powerfull race in the EVE universe, even the Jove feared them. Then they met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris only uses T3 equipment or better. He owns all T3, T4, T5 and T6 BPOs. Chuck Norris uses a faction fittet Titan for Courier Missions in Empire. Chuck Norris' main ship is so big, he only needs to load the cargo in the front hatch and dump it out of the rear hatch to complete a 50-jump haul. Chuck Norris fits Tachyons in his lowslots. Chuck Norris' beard has 99.9999999% resists to all damage types. Chuck Norris can mine 'roids with his bare hands. When Chuck Norris eats Veldspar, he poos Zydrine.
Vactet Immortalis Silens Atrocitas	Posted - 2006.11.10 11:43:00 - [46] If..blah blah blah...his farts would be the same as 4000 doomsday weapons going off at the same time.. Hey chuck..please..visit Jita..PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS Holy.. ok im better now.. Sometimes the world needs to be kicked in the face to stop drooling on itself like an ignorant child. ::Public Relations Director for Immortalis Silens. ::Im paid to talk, not to be civil.
Sales Merchant	Posted - 2006.11.10 12:41:00 - [47] When chuck norris enters local, POS's go into reinforced mode.
Mr Neutron Minmatar The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2006.11.10 12:43:00 - [48] Chuck Norris structure tanks BOB. ---- Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me
Soporo	Posted - 2006.11.10 13:29:00 - [49] Chuck Norris zomgpwnzored down time.
Artean Minmatar North Star Networks	Posted - 2006.11.10 13:40:00 - [50] Chuck Norris once met Farjung, and, when told to do so, Chuck self-destructed, logged off, unsubscribed and never came back. ........ There's a thin line between professional gate camping and just standing by a gate looking like an idiot...
Yann Xonogoth Gallente Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.11.10 13:46:00 - [51] Originally by: Kasibee'an 1. Chuck Norris tanks Concord. 2. When Chuck Norris enters local, Concord fits WCS Can you think of more? Regards, Kasi and I thought that this kind of thread was WoW-only Yann Xonogoth SS:0.1 SP:1,000,000 Multiverse Corporation
jeNK Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.11.10 13:49:00 - [52] If Chuck Norris played EVE, he would round house kick the EVE-Gate back into existance, and go home.
Tivook	Posted - 2006.11.10 14:16:00 - [53] Edited by: Tivook on 10/11/2006 14:16:55 Those insane server wide lagspikes occurs when Chuck Norris logs on. The server never crashes, it's just Chuck Norris logging off. When you get forced to wait in queue to jump into another system, the nodes aren't overloaded, Chuck Norris just happens to be in that system.
Andargor theWise Disbelievers of Fate The SUdden Death Squad	Posted - 2006.11.10 14:22:00 - [54] If Chuck Norris played Eve, he would tank us all. If the nodes wouldn't crash, that is. - Got grief?
Bayushi Kachiko	Posted - 2006.11.10 14:58:00 - [55] Edited by: Bayushi Kachiko on 10/11/2006 14:58:46 Originally by: Mr Neutron Edited by: Mr Neutron on 10/11/2006 12:54:15 1. Chuck Norris can structure tank BOB. In a slasher. Pffff... as if BoB could get him to structure.
Victor Vision Central Intelligence Service	Posted - 2006.11.10 15:00:00 - [56] Who the F*** cares about chuck norris. I dont. This stuff is old.
DanMck Amarr Rionnag Alba Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.10 15:02:00 - [57] Originally by: Benglada When chuck norris enters local, he gains sovereinty lol i got in trouble at work from laughing we have a winner
Gamer4liff Caldari Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY	Posted - 2006.11.10 15:14:00 - [58] Originally by: Zao Bader Edited by: Zao Bader on 10/11/2006 10:34:12 Not again I think it's an American thing It's not so much an american as it is a moronic internet fad that needs to be stabbed in the heart.
SunTzuRaven Gallente	Posted - 2006.11.10 15:29:00 - [59] Bruce Lee would climb out of his grave and kick the crap out of him. ________________________________________ <("<) <('')> (>")>
Sir Drake	Posted - 2006.11.10 16:32:00 - [60] 1. He wouldnt have a clue what its all about. 2. He would break his screen trying win a fight with one of his karate moves.

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