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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
Astrophobics
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Posted - 2006.11.10 16:39:00 -
[61]
If Chuck Norris entered local even BoB would be CTRL-Q'ing 
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Odd Bob
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Posted - 2006.11.10 16:48:00 -
[62]
Chuck wouldnt last past his trial account!
He'd get bored travelling 15km to all those jump gates 
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Herculite
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.11.10 16:56:00 -
[63]
If there was a god, he would grant me the ability to track people like the OP from the internet to their real life address and smite them for posting threads about Chuck Norris.
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.10 17:02:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Jim McGregor on 10/11/2006 17:05:29
 Originally by: DanMck
Originally by: Benglada
When chuck norris enters local, he gains sovereinty
lol i got in trouble at work from laughing 
we have a winner 
I liked that one the most too. :)
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Snow Monkey
STK Scientific
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.10 17:12:00 -
[65]
Chuck Norris eats 'roids and craps Titans.
Planets don't orbit the stars because Chuck Norris kills everything that moves.
Chuck Norris is the Jovian disease.
Bookmarks take ages to copy because Chuck Norris is roundhouse-kicking the life out of the server.
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St Dragon
Blood Association of Dragons
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Posted - 2006.11.10 17:14:00 -
[66]
God help me it was bad enough when i tried out wow does he have to come here too!!!
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"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
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Ashvul
Amarr
XenoTech
The Fonz Presidium
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Posted - 2006.11.10 18:08:00 -
[67]
Originally by: St Dragon
God help me it was bad enough when i tried out wow does he have to come here too!!!
HEY! Chuck Norris is a real American hero, he won the Vietnam war in Missing in Action.
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Torquemanda Corteaz
Gallente
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.11.10 18:10:00 -
[68]
the chuck norris fad is still going round?
it sounds hideously cliche, but that really is so last year... so 2 years ago even
jesus get a new fad already
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Miya Kurosawa
Caldari
White Wolves Defence league
The OSS
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Posted - 2006.11.10 18:11:00 -
[69]
If he did, I bet even the Gallente would be no match at the rate he makes B movies
Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam
Pinoy ako! =)
For you Philippine players out there, join us in the Pinoy channel |
Beringe
Caldari
Raptus Regaliter
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Posted - 2006.11.10 18:16:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Torquemanda Corteaz
jesus get a new fad already
Hi, this is the internet. Have you two met?
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sharkyballs
Amarr
Dkiller Delta Force Corp.
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Posted - 2006.11.10 19:21:00 -
[71]
Edited by: sharkyballs on 10/11/2006 19:24:24
Quote:
If Chuck Norris played EvE, he'd play EvE.
chuck norris plays wow, that's why everyone else there sucks
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Caedicus
Minmatar
Einherjar Rising
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.11.10 20:02:00 -
[72]
If Chuck Norris played eve, he would instantly kill all the people who tried to come up with their own insta solution.
Chuck Norris has a "Warp to 0" option on everything including ships that aren't even in his gang.
Chuck Norris doesn't warp, the universe just moves for him.
If you pod Chuck Norris, he will survive the explosion and destroy your ship by a swift roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris eats fedo for breakfast.
Log-in queues and gate queues don't apply to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 100 willpower, 100 perception, 100 memory, 100 intelligence, 100 charisma, and 100 ways to kill your ass with his bare hands.
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Aenigma
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.10 22:32:00 -
[73]
Chuck Norris doesn't need to train skills. The moment he started his account he had all the skills trained. To level 7.
Chuck Norris can mine and process an entire ice belt. It takes him 312 seconds and 20 roundhouse kicks on average.
Chuck Norris is known to have obliterated a 100-man fleet. In a Freighter.
Think Pirate Implants are good? Chuck Norris' implants are better. Too bad he doesn't part with them.
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Kasibee'an
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:08:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Kasibee''an on 10/11/2006 23:11:39
Originally by: Herculite
If there was a god, he would grant me the ability to track people like the OP from the internet to their real life address and smite them for posting threads about Chuck Norris.
there is no god, so get over it... but if you really want my address, contact me ingame...I might have a RL surpise waiting for you.
also, if you don't have anything positive to add to the tread, then stay out of it...and for this being done already, I DID not KNOW! so If you dont want to participate, then don't...nobody is forcing you to read this
That is all ....Thanks
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Weps Oner
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:35:00 -
[75]
When Chuck connects, Eve disconnects.
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Jesters Knight
Catalyst Reaction
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:47:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Edited by: Jim McGregor on 10/11/2006 17:05:29
Originally by: DanMck
Originally by: Benglada
When chuck norris enters local, he gains sovereinty
lol i got in trouble at work from laughing
we have a winner
yea, I was laughing at work as well.
this and "concord runs away" are my fav.
I liked that one the most too. :)
Ingame website to help management
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Mayoz Miner
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:52:00 -
[77]
didnt read rest of posts but Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
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Elvarien
Caldari
The Night's Watch
THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:52:00 -
[78]
He would mine veldspar.
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Zoltaris
COLSUP
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2006.11.11 09:08:00 -
[79]
Edited by: Zoltaris on 11/11/2006 09:16:05
Chuck Norris would meet Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Dam and they would go to New Eden, reopen the Worm Hole, and go back to earth to claim sovereinty of everything there
Originally by: Mayoz Miner
didnt read rest of posts but Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
Except that Bruce Lee is dead, he can't play eve much 
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.11 09:28:00 -
[80]
Why hasnt anyone mentioned Jack Bauer? He is the modern version of chuck norris. Anyway, here is from my bio in the game... (no, I dont use "Banana wreck for WTFBBQ dmg" in it :))
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Random facts about Jack Bauer (guy in the tv-series named "24"):
1. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with ******, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
4. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
5. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
7. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
8. Jack Bauer was never addicted to ******. ****** was addicted to Jack Bauer.
9. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
10. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12. Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14. If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you -- well amigo, you're f****d.
15. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
16. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*****g hates lemonade.
17. In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name? Stephen Hawking.
18. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
19. No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a p***y" in a sentence and lived to tel-
20. In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
22. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
23. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
24. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
25. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
26. Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
27. Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
28. If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
29. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
30. If Jack Bauer was ***, his name would be Chuck Norris.
31. After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.11.11 09:38:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Dred''Pirate Jesus on 11/11/2006 09:41:16
Originally by: Weps Oner
When Chuck connects, Eve disconnects.
Well that answers all the problems in that part of EvE.. I guess the reason we still get them are the staff are afraid Chuck will beat them to a pulp if they ban him..
edit.. That list is awsome Jim.. 24 is an awesome show..
<--- Jack Bauer taking a nap..
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |
Benglada
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.11 09:57:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Quani
1. He would boost Amarr.
2. He would boost the Muninn.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
WIN! because i use that joke all the time!
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Amuko
Amarr
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2006.11.11 10:31:00 -
[83]
If Chuck Norris played EVE, he would whine about lag.
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Serpensis
Gallente
UK Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.11 10:48:00 -
[84]
If Chuck Norris played EVE, he would kick some arse in the management department, before beating the goo out of the R&D agents
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Durvaul
Caldari
SAS Strike Team
Lacuna Viators Imperium
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Posted - 2006.11.11 11:09:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Kasibee'an
1. Chuck Norris tanks Concord.
2. When Chuck Norris enters local, Concord fits WCS
Can you think of more?
Regards,
Kasi
Hows this
lets act like normal people and stop acting like sum kak old man is god!"
yay
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franny
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.11.11 11:17:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with ******, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
and still get 3 kills
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Miss Overlord
Gallente
EUROPEANS
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Posted - 2006.11.11 12:05:00 -
[87]
prefer yoda i do - yoda beat chuck norris he does
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.11.11 12:13:00 -
[88]
And afterwards Chuck hands yoda a towel to wipe his hands off with.. And to get that bit hanging off his pointy little green ear..
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |
Romay
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Posted - 2006.11.11 12:32:00 -
[89]
If Chuck Norris is ratting, he only gets dread guristas titan spawns.
Chuck Norris doesn't train a skill. He stares the skillbook down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't put buy orders on escrow.
There are no minmatar. Only jove who met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sells his urine on escrow. It's called "Quafe Ultra".
Chuck Norris can instapop you by pointing his finger at you and yelling "bang!".
Chuck Norris nerfed WCS.
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Solje Mobar
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Posted - 2006.11.12 17:55:00 -
[90]
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse- he would roundhouse kick your whole corp an alliance just by entering into a system where you happen to be.
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