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Kasibee'an
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:05:00 -
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1. Chuck Norris tanks Concord.
2. When Chuck Norris enters local, Concord fits WCS
Can you think of more?
Regards,
Kasi
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris is the only known source of the skill PWNAGE (rank 21).
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
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Benglada
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:22:00 -
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When chuck norris enters local, he gains sovereinty
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 Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Madcat Adams
Mission Runners Anonymous Incorporated
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:36:00 -
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When Spike meets Chuck Norris in local, the server goes boom and iceland ceases to exist from the backlash of so much cool. Then they go out to a bar to get drunk and swap glory storys. Too bad, if the game could support it, they could actually take on BoB and win, floating in space with no suits.
It's great being Amarr, ain't it?
Aimez- "oh ****, this is empire......."
Thanks for the loot, and next time you go out to pirate, carry more tech 2 plz =) |
Templer Relleg
FATAL REVELATIONS
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:42:00 -
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Sure. If Chuck Norris entered local, i would duel him, AND WIN.
TAKE THAT CHUCK NORRIS.
Or i would just kill him straight away. He's just a marketing guy anyways.
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Murukan
Minmatar
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:47:00 -
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If Chuck Norris played eve he'd fly a raven (sorry i couldn't resist)
Manlove by Zaphod Jones
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Sylper Illysten
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Posted - 2006.11.10 06:55:00 -
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If Chuck Norris played EVE, it truly would be the Ibis of Doom!
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:02:00 -
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Originally by: Murukan
If Chuck Norris played eve he'd fly a raven (sorry i couldn't resist)
chuck norris doesn't need different sized legs to kick little kids, why should a raven need different sized missiles to kill frigs (ahh, that april fools thread way back when)
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Fuujin
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:13:00 -
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If'd use jove space for target practice.
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Sig removed. Please keep sigs to 400x120 pixels, 24000 bytes or less, and related to Eve. -Kaemonn |
Barthez Thed
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:13:00 -
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If Chuck Norris played eve:
His Q button is an "I win button"
His W button is an "I win button"
His E button is an "I win button"
His R button is an "I win button"
His T button is an "I win button"
His Y button is an "I win button"
His U button is an "I win button"
His I button is an "I win button"..................
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Meshugguna
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:34:00 -
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If Chuck Noris played EVE and experienced an infamous RA logoffski, he would send a round house kick via eve-mail that would induce a real life pod killing.
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Scoundrelus
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris got killed by a nos domi.
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We are Watching You. |
Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.11.10 07:37:00 -
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Chuck Norris would never play Eve.. He's too leet. 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |
Militis Kolosok
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.10 08:22:00 -
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Chuck Norris did not enter Empire Space. Empire Space entered Chuck Norris.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2006.11.10 08:28:00 -
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Chuck Noris would say in local : "Let's gang lofty! Bring it on!". |
Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.11.10 08:30:00 -
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Then lofty would respond.. "Want to help me run a mission?" 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |
Clinton Pose
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.10 08:57:00 -
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Ahh, how I've missed Barrens General.
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Clinton Pose
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Barthez Thed
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Posted - 2006.11.10 08:58:00 -
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Chuck norris IS the Jove Doomsday weapon
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EvilNate
Caldari
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.10 09:16:00 -
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Chuck norris calls a Titan doomsday device "A spicya meatball!"
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:07:00 -
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Chuck Norris entered local. Oveur logged off
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:09:00 -
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When Chuck Norris jumps into Jita, all the surrounding nodes crash.
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
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LaCoHa
Caldari Deep Space Navy
Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:10:00 -
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Gates and Stations warp to Chuck Norris.
"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
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arkarsk
Provenance.
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:10:00 -
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When chuck norris sees threads like this, he calls them retarded, and then shoots himself in the head.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Aerial Boundaries Inc.
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:11:00 -
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Chuck Norris plays Eve once a day every day for one hour. His first action is to kick everyone else off the server.
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IBTL \o/ |
Aelwyd
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:13:00 -
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Edited by: Aelwyd on 10/11/2006 10:13:29
If Chuck Norris played eve, he'd get sick of these annoying and tired jokes from the distant internet past and would probably cancel his subscription. |
Enotz
Amarr
Terminus Est Incorporated
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:15:00 -
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If Chuck Norris played eve, none of us would ever know.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Benglada
When chuck norris enters local, he gains sovereinty
I don't know why but this one tickled me ^^
If chuck norris played EVE his ship wouldn't need armour, he'd just get out and block all the incoming fire.
Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur) |
Ferrosa
Gallente
Lyonesse Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:21:00 -
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In the war BoB vs ASCN, the winner is ... Chuck Norris
Official broker at the EvE Galactic Stock Exchange |
fisty
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:22:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky
Chuck Norris entered local. Oveur logged off
lol
Ciao |
Quani
Gallente
Extinction Level Event
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:28:00 -
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1. He would boost Amarr.
2. He would boost the Muninn.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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