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Jera
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Posted - 2003.11.11 13:50:00 -
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Edited by: Jera on 11/11/2003 14:00:29
Edited by: Jera on 11/11/2003 13:53:18
Once upon a time, the Sukuuvesta food research division made an awesome discovery : a way to reprocess biowaste into edible and nutritious food, this for a very low price. Of course such a discovery has to be keep secret, since any competitor would be more than happy to be able to use the process as well.
Then Sukuuvestaa made offers to sell the new product, named 'Protein delicacies'. Surprisingly the Gallente Federation was the quicker to contract a trade arrangement with the company, when all the others States were still testing the product in their laboratories to determine if it was unhazardous. Note that the Gallente Federation was buying that new food for an exclusive usage : supplying schools.
As soon as the contract is concluded, and the first schools being supplied by Sukuuvestaa, a long term study on the Federation schools efficiency, and by extent to the Federation youngs general behavior, is released, with ashaming news.
Then an industrial spy, being unable to hide his allegeance to the Quafe Company, 'discovers' from what are made the Protein Delicacies, which instantly creates a rise of concerns in the Gallente Federation. You know how Gallentes are : how perfect can be the Sukuuvestaa processing, they cant stand the idea that their food could be made of biowaste.
So Ishukone does a very good commercial move, since i do not agree completly this way to throw stones at Sukuuvestaa, by buying back the food, and thus saving the whole Caldari corporations image in the Gallentes' minds.
But the best was still to come : the Gallente government points now at the 'Protein delicacies', accusing them of being responsible of their youngs school and social problems.
Now i say it is enough. Open your eyes : the Gallente gorvenment is corrupted, and i higlhy suspect the Quafe Company to be involved in this affair. Quafe Company wanted the Sukuuvestaa process, since that is not biowaste they use for their products, but toxic waste, and anyone can know that by checking was their delivery cargoships carry to their factories. And Quafe Company wanted someone else to throw at the responsability of the effects of a long time addiction to their products,. Products to which, as anyone should know, young gallentes are higly addicted !
Sukuuvesta's fault was to be too naive, they left their guard and were cheated by the corrupted Gallente governement. Now we are in a so bad position that we have to go against all our principes : a Caldari corporation have to officially disapprove another one. There is a price for such an outrage, and it has to be paid.
Drink Starsi™ for the good of many.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.11 14:01:00 -
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PD's are a good product at a fair price. Leave it to those blouse wearing poodle walkers to get wound up over a tiny detail.
You gotta love their women though.
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.11.11 14:28:00 -
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I tend to be sympathetic towards the Caldari regarding the PD. Typical Gallente bickering and hypocricy on parade here.
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Deloup Drakar
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Posted - 2003.11.11 14:33:00 -
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Somhow Jera, ~sips a Quafe~ I think you just are trying to pull down Quafe. Maybe Sukuuvesta did or did not use biowaste, ~sips a Quafe~ the Protein Delicacies were edible, from a questionable sources, but edible. Now maybe the combination of Quafe and Protein Delicacies is the problem ~sips a Quafe~, some chemical reaction between contents of the two may have caused the lowered IQ, maybe it's just the Gallente schools no longer fudging their test scores and want to try ~sips a Quafe~ to pull down the Sukuuvesta corp since they are probably funded by Quafe.
No matter whos to blame, people just gotta sit back and chill a bit until all tests can be done on the products at hand.
And by the way ~sips a Quafe~ where do you come off saying that Quafe is addictive?
I think before they start shipping Sukuuvesta's prodcuts to any place in Caldari space, they better check it against Starsi to make sure it doesn't have the reaction I think it had with Quafe.
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2003.11.11 14:34:00 -
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Finally!!!
Someone has brought us the truth of the matter. I was just telling my buddies last night over a homebrew (all the had was Quafe, Starsi wasnt available) how the Gallente had to be behind this. We all agreed it definately smelled of a Gallente conspiracy (kind of like bad cheese). And look today a brave Caldari has brought us the truth. Thank you sir!
BTW you'r right about the Gallente women, but from what I hear my clones have more, shall we say "yearning", for the women than Gallente men do. 
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Melchidael
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Posted - 2003.11.11 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: Melchidael on 11/11/2003 18:00:12
I think Sukuuvesta should introduce Protein Delicacies into the diets of their employees, or even better, the diets of their employees' children. If they truly have no side effects, no harm will come to them, and Sukuuvesta would recoup a small fourtune in employee costs (or, in the case of the children, they would increase their revenues and possibly the productivity of their employees, as the employees could feed their children healthy food at a lower price). For that matter, I wonder why these Protein Delicacies haven't become all the rage among Caldari...
I once heard an Intaki chef say, "Never trust a cook that does not eat his own food."
As to corruption in the Federation, I would have to agree with you, but I do not think the Quafe company is necessarily involved in it. I do however, believe that there was collusion involved in allowing food made from biomass and sewage to be introduced into our educational system without due testing. Alas, I fear the Caldari obsession with profit can corrupt anyone when the sums involved are large enough...
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.11 17:58:00 -
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Lets just kill all the gallente and take back all our planets before caldari ships and ECM is nerfed 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.11 18:00:00 -
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Lets just kill all the gallente and take back all our planets before caldari ships and ECM is nerfed
Now there's an Idea I can get behind. Let's keep the women though, I know you'd miss Jade.
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Hasek
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Posted - 2003.11.11 20:33:00 -
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Edited by: Hasek on 11/11/2003 20:35:24
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Lets just kill all the gallente and take back all our planets before caldari ships and ECM is nerfed
OOOHHH-RRAAHHH-RRAAHHHH!!!!!!
TO ARMS!!! LET THE BATTLE BE MET!!
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Tillek
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Posted - 2003.11.11 22:26:00 -
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I have said it befor and I shall say it again
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR
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CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR |
Goldar Hektu
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:25:00 -
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It's so obvious why Gallente students are doing so poorly, only a Caldari could miss it - Intaki and Gallente women.
And by the way, you ****e-sellers, bring it. You'll force my hand to use my plan to destroy the entire Caldari Navy.
Your 150mm Railgun II perfectly strikes Serpentis Drug Baron, wrecking for 192.8 damage. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.12 07:19:00 -
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what are you going to do, bore us to death with talk about democracy and how we should all get along?
funny
This is not a hijack
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.13 03:07:00 -
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You couldn't do it before, and you sure as hell wouldn't be able to now.
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Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:07:00 -
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Hah you will be able to do nothing once the Gallente lag you to death with a massive swarm of drones! Muhahahahahaha!
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:43:00 -
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I'm not sure how the CE panel would react if the Gallente manage to get a CONCORD resolution that demands that the Caldari pay back.
At the moment, it seems rather doubtful that CONCORD can actually force the Caldari to pay, but depending on the support that the other empires show the Gallente, it might be prudent to do so.
I sincerely doubt that the Gallente would go to war over this, though. It seems far more likely that they'd just cut down trade and diplomatic relations with Caldari in stead.
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
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Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:17:00 -
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"It seems far more likely that they'd just cut down trade and diplomatic relations with Caldari instead."
I think that would hurt the gallente more than the caldari.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:45:00 -
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"I'm not sure how the CE panel would react if the Gallente manage to get a CONCORD resolution that demands that the Caldari pay back."
... By bowing our way out of the whole Concord supervision deal, mayhaps? It was formed to "ease the fragile tension and create a foundation for the empires to work their differences out in a peaceful manner", not to try to order them around....
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.11.13 18:44:00 -
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Perhaps.
Does Caldari need CONCORD?
Or rather: do Sukuuvesta and Kaalakiota need it? I know Ishukone thinks it does.
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
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Goldar Hektu
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:17:00 -
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what are you going to do, bore us to death with talk about democracy and how we should all get along?
funny
No, I'm going to drop 1000 isk in space in New Caldari, and watch the entire civilian and military fleets fight over who gets to keep it.
Your 150mm Railgun II perfectly strikes Serpentis Drug Baron, wrecking for 192.8 damage. |
Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:42:00 -
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No, I'm going to drop 1000 isk in space in New Caldari, and watch the entire civilian and military fleets fight over who gets to keep it.
rofl
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.15 03:52:00 -
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Whatever happens, I don't think the Gallente have much reason to worry. If the Caldari do get stupid and attack us, they will be driven back by us and our allies.
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Major Domani
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Posted - 2003.11.16 19:00:00 -
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heh, foolish talk, at least the caldari dont need to get help to fight there battles...
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Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.16 22:06:00 -
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What help do you speak of? Or are you just making more claims with no evidence as support? Our allies...yes as I'm sure the Caldari would use their secretive Jovian allies if Gallente were the agressors.
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Major Domani
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Posted - 2003.11.17 10:23:00 -
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we trade with the jovians (something the gallente people wish they could do), but we fight our own battles and have no need for jovian help..now run along and hide behind your friends.
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Ph0enix
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Posted - 2003.11.17 10:23:00 -
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i think it is fair to say the Minmatar Republic would weight in on the Gallente side, since we kinda owe them for their help in our war with the Amarr.
i think this entire situation can be simplefied very easily.
The Caldari sold reprocessed bodies to Gallente school kids.... now however you look at that, its not good.
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Demon Johnson
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Posted - 2003.11.20 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Demon Johnson on 20/11/2003 16:07:08
We gallente should wait....wait for the final results of the tests, if this...garbage has a negative effect on our children. I found something in an old book from the times before eve opened which describes what we should do if the caldaris poison our offspring:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2003.11.20 20:56:00 -
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we trade with the jovians
I sure hope you're more careful about what you trade to them...
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Cyrus Bishop
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Posted - 2003.11.20 21:55:00 -
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I've said it elsewhere, but I think it warrants repeating; gotcha! You Gallente blokes have no sense of humor. We sold you **** food, now that's funny stuff!
Instead of running to your hangar with revenge and violence on your mind, try using that lump of meat between your ears. Think of a way to get us back. I've already offered some ideas in other discusions for products made from less then desireable ingredients that you could try and peddle to the masses.
After all, the only thing a war will accomplish is to supply us with more biomass to sell back to your hungry little youngsters.
Cheers.
"Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much." |
Methar Oberon
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Posted - 2003.11.20 22:21:00 -
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Hmm..interesting. Maybe you should use that lump of meat between your ears. The protein delicacies have been removed from the market in Gallente space. So it would provide you with your biomass to sell to...yourselves? Perhaps Amarrians would buy these things for their "slaves", but they are finished in Gallente.
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Cyrus Bishop
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Posted - 2003.11.20 23:10:00 -
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Hmm..interesting. Maybe you should use that lump of meat between your ears. The protein delicacies have been removed from the market in Gallente space. So it would provide you with your biomass to sell to...yourselves?
Surely, you don't think we would market them as "Protien Delacasies: A tasty biomass treat", do you? You'd be suprised how many food items you can cram biomass into.
And, don't forget the golden rule; If it feels good, or in this case tastes good, the Gallente are all for it.
Cheers.
"Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much." |
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