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Vix3n	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:26:00 - [1] Edited by: Vix3n on 17/11/2006 14:27:57 Yeah, I was driving to work, leaving my neighborhood. I swear to god this little guy had a 'street-running' bet going with his friends on the other side of the curb, and he lost. He was perched on the curb. I saw him. I kept my speed. He saw me coming and all the sudden decided that, since this big white unidentified driving object was coming, this was his LAST opportunity to make it to the other side of the street! So, he dashes out in front of me. (This has happened to me before, but I always look in my rear-view mirror and see the animals scurry past me) But this time... I was looking in my rear-view and I didnt see any scurrying.. then I heard, "thuuTHUMP" and.. I thought about what just happened for about 30 seconds... I realized that I have never hit an animal in my life and I started laughing hysterically. I laughed half the way to work. Is that bad? Am I evil? Then I thought about how I served in the military for 4 years and I never got to fire my weapon and I was disgruntled when I was discharged without causing anyone any pain and I felt suddenly relieved because I had just stolen the life out of this poor little Mr. Squirrel Guy. I'm screwed up, I know.
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:29:00 - [2] Well, one thing I can tell you is you are playing the correct game. ---------- IBTL \o/
Inen Minmatar OLE Mining Corp Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:37:00 - [3] I killed a possum and its babies once with my car. Extremely dark road + people who don't turn on their house lights = kill or be killed. Anyways, not sure if the babies were there but the buddy I was with swore he saw smaller ones following it... who knows. Ummm congrats?
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:41:00 - [4] I found a turtle on the street once while on a walk. It was just sloowllllyyy walking across. I picked it up and put it on the sidewalk, facing away from the road -[23] Member- Awesome new space games site, from the editor of E-ON!
Kibed Dulick	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:47:00 - [5] Well done DS you ruined hours of progress for that turtle
Bean Doodle JASDIP	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:53:00 - [6] i once saw one of these adorable furry little caterpillars that had just crossed a freeway. and i tought, wow, that's quite a feat. i mean, that was a fourlane freeway with cars everywhere. so naturally i picked him up and carried him back to the other side where he started haha, my friends laughed and my femalefriends hit me then we all went to burger king and talked about how awesome it was oh, and ibtl btw... Woohootles
Vix3n	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:58:00 - [7] Originally by: Crumplecorn Well, one thing I can tell you is you are playing the correct game. Ironically, I'm a hauler. Heh.. But this is true! Originally by: Dark Shikari I found a turtle on the street once while on a walk. It was just sloowllllyyy walking across. I picked it up and put it on the sidewalk, facing away from the road LOL Thats definately something I would do!
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.17 14:59:00 - [8] There's a bunny outside where I work. I won't be taking him anywhere though, because he's been dead for around 2 weeks. Parts have started to go missing. There's nothing like a little death to get you ready for a day of work. ---------- IBTL \o/
Vix3n	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:01:00 - [9] Originally by: Crumplecorn There's a bunny outside where I work. I won't be taking him anywhere though, because he's been dead for around 2 weeks. Parts have started to go missing. There's nothing like a little death to get you ready for a day of work. Go out there, cut his foot off and run a string through it and stick it on your keychain. 5% Increase to Luck per level.
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:04:00 - [10] Originally by: Vix3n Originally by: Crumplecorn There's a bunny outside where I work. I won't be taking him anywhere though, because he's been dead for around 2 weeks. Parts have started to go missing. There's nothing like a little death to get you ready for a day of work. Go out there, cut his foot off and run a string through it and stick it on your keychain. 5% Increase to Luck per level. But he's all .. like .. rotting a little and stuff .. and his insides are a little ... out. ---------- IBTL \o/

Zaphroid Eulthran Minmatar Imperial Visions	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:06:00 - [11] Was it a red one or a grey one? Warning, sig starts here, Imperial Visions, Now 972097 seconds since our last fatality
Vix3n	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:07:00 - [12] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Vix3n Originally by: Crumplecorn There's a bunny outside where I work. I won't be taking him anywhere though, because he's been dead for around 2 weeks. Parts have started to go missing. There's nothing like a little death to get you ready for a day of work. Go out there, cut his foot off and run a string through it and stick it on your keychain. 5% Increase to Luck per level. But he's all .. like .. rotting a little and stuff .. and his insides are a little ... out. I've got a straw. You can suck it up and be a man!
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:09:00 - [13] Originally by: Vix3n Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Vix3n Originally by: Crumplecorn There's a bunny outside where I work. I won't be taking him anywhere though, because he's been dead for around 2 weeks. Parts have started to go missing. There's nothing like a little death to get you ready for a day of work. Go out there, cut his foot off and run a string through it and stick it on your keychain. 5% Increase to Luck per level. But he's all .. like .. rotting a little and stuff .. and his insides are a little ... out. I've got a straw. You can suck it up and be a man! Ummm. No. You go cut bunnies up though. ---------- IBTL \o/
Deathhawk Quam Singulari Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:21:00 - [14] i did that not so long back, little bugger just ran straight out, i looke in my rearview and saw it breakdancing (well thats what i pretended it was doing) and i couldnt stop laughing either? I ROCK - DH
DarkMatter Amarr Mineral Aquisition Group	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:40:00 - [15] Squirrels can be very hard to hit, nice job! I tried to swerve to hit one the other day but he escaped... Last animal I hit was a Dove. Those stupid birds wait until the last second to fly away, but if you hammer the gas about 2 seconds b4 they take off, you can nail them... The best is when you run over a squirrel, and crush his back end, and he continues across the road dragging himself with his front limbs... That's worth 100 points if you can do that on purpose... Newest toy for my 63 acre sandbox Building the homestead
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:41:00 - [16] Originally by: Vix3n I swear to god this little guy had a 'street-running' bet going with his friends on the other side of the curb, and he lost. Animals have suicidal tendencies too, you know? :) Stories.
ParMizaN Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:47:00 - [17] Survival of the fittest and all that. If i could drive and it wasnt illegal i would run over people who werent fast enough too; i guess that makes me sadistic.
Kharakan Amarr GREY COUNCIL Breidablik	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:48:00 - [18] There's a busy (and I mean very busy) road near where I live, and it seems to be a magnet for animals. You see the buggers fleeing across it all the time. 'cept a few days ago I saw the one creature that didn't have even the faintest hope in hell of crossing. A slug Originally by: Joshua Foiritain (to Dark Shikari) HAHAHA I KNOW YOUR ACCOUUNT NAME TIME TO DIE this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
DarkMatter Amarr Mineral Aquisition Group	Posted - 2006.11.17 15:50:00 - [19] I also love it when you get that time of night in the summer where you get the greenie frogs migrating across the road during mating season, lol... The next morning you drive by to see the carnage, lol! RL frogger! Splat! Newest toy for my 63 acre sandbox Building the homestead
pushdogg Minmatar Shades Of Evil	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:01:00 - [20] Originally by: Vix3n Edited by: Vix3n on 17/11/2006 14:27:57 Yeah, I was driving to work, leaving my neighborhood. I swear to god this little guy had a 'street-running' bet going with his friends on the other side of the curb, and he lost. He was perched on the curb. I saw him. I kept my speed. He saw me coming and all the sudden decided that, since this big white unidentified driving object was coming, this was his LAST opportunity to make it to the other side of the street! So, he dashes out in front of me. (This has happened to me before, but I always look in my rear-view mirror and see the animals scurry past me) But this time... I was looking in my rear-view and I didnt see any scurrying.. then I heard, "thuuTHUMP" and.. I thought about what just happened for about 30 seconds... I realized that I have never hit an animal in my life and I started laughing hysterically. I laughed half the way to work. Is that bad? Am I evil? Then I thought about how I served in the military for 4 years and I never got to fire my weapon and I was disgruntled when I was discharged without causing anyone any pain and I felt suddenly relieved because I had just stolen the life out of this poor little Mr. Squirrel Guy. I'm screwed up, I know. i too did this once, my g/f was in the car, while i was laughing histerically she started crying, smacked me, and i didnt hear the end of it for almost a week, all the while i still couldnt stop laughing

Vix3n	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:05:00 - [21] Originally by: DarkMatter I also love it when you get that time of night in the summer where you get the greenie frogs migrating across the road during mating season, lol... The next morning you drive by to see the carnage, lol! RL frogger! Splat! Haha Thats funny. Originally by: pushdogg [ i too did this once, my g/f was in the car, while i was laughing histerically she started crying, smacked me, and i didnt hear the end of it for almost a week, all the while i still couldnt stop laughing So is that! I can still hear the noise my tires made in my head and then I start laughing. Someone asked me why I was laughing, and I said, don't worry about it. He's like no seriously! I wana laugh too... "I ran over a squirrel this morning." He just sipped his coffee and walked away. Lol
Admiral Keyes Minmatar Ooops Inc.	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:15:00 - [22] Edited by: Admiral Keyes on 17/11/2006 16:24:09 Edited by: Admiral Keyes on 17/11/2006 16:16:21 Although i cant drive a car, i remember one incident. I was on the bus on the way home from college, there was this cat in the road. It was already dead cause it was flat as a pancake. The only part left normal was the head. The bus nailed it spot on. I'll never forget the "pop" the head made. It sounded a bit like someone popping a balloon I was sat above the wheel that hit it I still believe to this day that the bus driver aimed for it, free target practice Looking back, i cant stop laughing I have a sick and twisted mind Another incident i remember. WAs on the bus heading into town and all these pigeons flew off a building down the road. About 40 of them flew up and away. One must of had a brainfart because it decided it was going to race our bus. So this pigeon is about 5 metres in front of the bus and getting steadily closer. Eventually....thud.... the bus hits it right where the driver sits. But because it was going fast, the pgieon ended up splayed across the windscreen like those garfield toys you stick on the window with those suction cups. After about 5 seconds it started sliding down the window. As it got to the bottom it got thrown off to the side, did about half a dozen somersaults and flew off. I bet he was the talk of the flock for weeks LOL "I surfed a bus and survived" <Me and the bus driver were crying with laughter. ----------------------------------- HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof! Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum \o/ I Am Invincible \o/
Benco97 Gallente Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:17:00 - [23] Edited by: Benco97 on 17/11/2006 16:19:21 I failed my driving test because I stopped for a fox. I have decided that in a world where that is WRONG I don't want to drive. Edit actually, some of you guys should be ashamed, happy that you have taken a life. PROUD that you have killed one of natures beautiful creations. Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur)
Araxmas Caldari Imperial Space Corporation	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:21:00 - [24] Originally by: Admiral Keyes Edited by: Admiral Keyes on 17/11/2006 16:16:21 Although i cant drive a car, i remember one incident. I was on the bus on the way home from college, there was this cat in the road. It was already dead cause it was flat as a pancake. The only part left normal was the head. The bus nailed it spot on. I'll never forget the "pop" the head made. It sounded a bit like someone popping a balloon I was sat above the wheel that hit it I still believe to this day that the bus driver aimed for it, free target practice Looking back, i cant stop laughing I have a sick and twisted mind Now i think that is pretty lame, probably case i own a cat, but i have to say that i don't really care about squirrels as i saw one get squished infront of me and frankly it was its own fault for running infront of a very busy road. --------
Admiral Keyes Minmatar Ooops Inc.	Posted - 2006.11.17 16:33:00 - [25] I could easily say that the above posters are lame and sick, cause i think squirrels are extremely cute. I did find it a bit sad because that cat was probably someones pet. But as others have said, when they have suicidal tendencies to cross very busy main roads, what can you do. Well, i think it was a cat, not sure. You can't tell a species when its half an inch tall and your going at 60mph in heavy traffic. ----------------------------------- HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof! Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum \o/ I Am Invincible \o/


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