Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her

Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her

Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.

If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.

If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say your on the wrong forum.

Go to a strip club.

You're welcome.

If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers.

They're bad girlfriends.

I have too much girlfriends to meet enough strippers

Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her

I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!!

You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand.

Helps if they're already an addict to said drug, makes it easier to get away with it.

Make a petition, I-¦m sure ccp will help you.

Do you have a titan? Show chicks your titan.

Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her

Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

You have to show the money to get the honey.

More seriously:

Wash yourself everyday.

Floss. If you dont floss, try it, then smell the floss to see what anyone that is talking to you smells when you dont floss.

Wear new clothes, they dont have to be expensive, just new. Your 15 year old favorite shirt that has animal grease stains on the front isnt going to cut it.

Talk and joke. Ladies are more comfortable around people who can interact with them verbaly and make them laugh.

While talking, do not tell them your life story of how your mom hates you, your dog died, your dad left your mom, your employer is the devil himself, and how you got turned down for the third time when trying to get food stamps and social security because of your anger managment issues.

Smile at them and dont glare. We know that lady down the hall is really hot, but the hungry slaver hound staring kinda makes the ladies fear you.

As always, your mileage may vary.

This really OP.

Generally if they are addicted from the get go they are easier to manipulate. Pain Meds and Amphetamines are a good place to start, they usually haven't dug the hole to deep yet. Mental Illness helps, depression, social anxiety stuff like that.

Remember they are sneaky, trying to pretend they are Ok. Look for head down, slow walking and shying away from looking at you directly in the eye. Usually quite until you talk them then the desperate ones tend to ramble and open up about everything. Sneak in comments that make them feel inadequate but don't depress them to much that they spiral on you.

Gotta find just the right amount of hopelessness.

lol for the love of god...... sociopaths.......

You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand.

You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand.

I let a bunch of coworkers fill out my E-haromy questionair to try to be honest as possible as people typically lie about themselves to fulfill some sorta quotent for thier egos and got no results,
The webstie told me that I was too good to be true?

Well you know what they say if you want something done right gotta do it yoruself

BTW what not to do on online sites.
eHarmony Fail
Some lewd language concerns if you that easily offended.

Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Something tells me that you have more experience than the average male with the place.

If you're sitting at home reading this thread, you've already lost.

If you're sitting at home reading this thread, you've already lost.

Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Virgins, actually, and virgins make for poor girlfriends.
Non-virgins actually had another poor sob do the teaching.

Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

3. Do not mention my dad ever.

You used a passive statement for everything but your father. You said my which refers to you directly.

Please just go ahead and share what he did to **** you up.

/popcorn.

Au contraire mon ami. Le boyfriend hasn't the stature to mention daddy even in passing. Maybe one day...not likely. And, contrarywise I'd have to ask you why you are spring-loaded in the "I was abused by my daddy as a child" position? Freud strikes again!

I will show you mine if you show me yours.

Nah. Keep yours. I'm sure you're having plenty of fun with it yourself.

You used a passive statement for everything but your father. You said my which refers to you directly.

Please just go ahead and share what he did to **** you up.

/popcorn.

4. The only excuse you have for not spending money on me is, you're too busy earning it.

7. Try to be dangerous.

Please clarify, I cant count on two hands on how many friends I've lost because they where being dangerous and some not on purpose. Being dead doesn't get you any dates.
For just an idea of the things I used to do, one of my friends I lost involved a steel cable thick as your arm under the tension of a 14 tonn object that was previously traveling at 200 miles per hour finally giving away. Three feet closer and I would have been joining my friend in the injuries but since then he hasnt been the same person mentally.

Did you know that garbage collectors place consistently in the US top 10 for fatalities per 100k?

Won't make them any more attractive to women.

Be Han Solo (flashy/adventurous dangerous), not a red shirt (actually dangerous).