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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:58 -
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....and update your forwarding
"Connection Failed...could not connect to the specified address..." |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:22 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
haha, whats funny is my wife sent me that link on facebook! |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:33 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Mother of God.
Food is for the weak! |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:28 -
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soooo glad i played hookie from work today...oh wait i work from home...damn you for making me actually work today!! |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:17 -
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oh sh** i see 4 players online! |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:49 -
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don't stop now! all our sh*t posting is breathing life into the servers!!!!! |
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