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Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:24 -
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Oh wait, before updating EvE worked???
I propose more drastic matters if all else fails!
Repair Toolkit
Works not only on Iphones but on servers too |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:43 -
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Some quotes of my favorite author: (D.Adams)
GÇ£A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.GÇ¥
GÇ£A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.GÇ¥
GÇ£If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.GÇ¥
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:54 -
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I think they are installing Windows 10 |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:42 -
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:08 -
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:45 -
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Did you torture the server into reboot ? Sometimes it helps |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:43 -
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Please everyone!
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS ! |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:39 -
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Meanwhile, at the CCP offices:
"Hey! It compiles! Ship it!" |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:52 -
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Now the true reality:
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL DRINKS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE HICKUPS 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON NEW DRINKS IS SCHEDULED 13:37 UTC - DRINK ORDER FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING (HICKUP) 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF GOING TO THE LIQUORSTORE 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO BUY DRINKS HAVE FAILED - STORE IS CLOSED |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:54 -
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Does someone have a backup on floppy's in here? |
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:03 -
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Do the badger song or a lime dance when bored ... |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:15 -
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I know the problem!
NEW SHIPS SPOTTED!!! |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:36 -
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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Got it? |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:23 -
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CCP, itGÇÖs not a bug GÇô itGÇÖs an undocumented feature. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:05 -
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until itGÇÖs too late. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:07:05 -
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Hey, that was my line! |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:33:48 -
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. |
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