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Dazarus	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:48:00 - [31] Originally by: ReaperOfSly My bio: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I board spammed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious thread of "Nerf WCS". While I clicked my favourite thread, suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning. "'Tis not true" I muttered, "please let me be a forum *****!" Quoth the server, "404". thats awesome
Border201 Caldari Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:56:00 - [32] I've always like mine. Just a collection of quotes that I have read and also of retarded people trying to scam. Originally by: Tuxford once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments
Reyold Bengali Caldari	Posted - 2006.12.07 22:06:00 - [33] My bio usually contains links to various helpful IGB websites, along with a quote. Currently, the quote is: "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.".
XenoPagan	Posted - 2006.12.08 08:39:00 - [34] Hehe, my bio is somewhat cliche because it involves farm and family and everything :D Luckily, nobody got killed, even dogs and cats survived- I just got bored of farming and went to plough the space instead of fields :P
PKlavins Caldari World Order The Imperial Order	Posted - 2006.12.08 11:51:00 - [35] my bio is the typical best hits with guns etc., advertising for my sig service...and this...: "Top Ways The Army is Trying to Boost Recruiting: 8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of the night by loud explosions besides New York, Chicago and Detroit? 6. Get rid of all those creepy "Richard Simmons Wants You" posters 5. Intelligence spy satellite may be used to watch television 24 hours a day 4. Superiors may now be addressed as "Dude" 3. Make it so every hand grenade has a creamy nougat center 2. Next mission: all-out invasion of Temptation Island 1. New slogan "Army of One" replaces "Hope You Like Scrubbing Latrines!"" as well as: "Veni, Vedi, Varpi! (I came, I saw, I warped!)" yea the second one i got from someone else :P dunno who tho... T3 Cakes for Mods in This Sig! first -eris
Peter Stuyvesant Amarr	Posted - 2006.12.08 12:05:00 - [36] Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said.
Alassra Eventide Veldspar Industries	Posted - 2006.12.08 21:46:00 - [37] I have a large (and growing list) of random corp chat/ local chat/ forums post quotes. Some of them are even kinda funny. Most are just funny to me specifically, and whoever happened to be in corp at the time it was said.
Benefactor	Posted - 2006.12.08 22:08:00 - [38] Edited by: Benefactor on 08/12/2006 22:09:00 Why do so many "roleplayers" have to be "insane," mysterious covert ops people who are barely literate enough to be understood, babbling about their dead families? My character is "mysterious" but in an upbeat, chatty way, kinda like V. Hides his face but loves small talk and waxing philosophical.
Kye Kenshin Black Takeda	Posted - 2006.12.08 23:28:00 - [39] This is one of the more original bios I've seen by a guy called Garic Cavvar. Quote: Dear CCP, please can you allow hauler pilots a "scoop to cargo" option, cargo space permitting, for any hostile drones/frigates that stray too close to the ship? This would not be too overpowered and would benefit both sides. For example: <Somewhere in Empire...> Taranis pilot: Woot! War target spotted in belt 4 in an Interon. Crusader pilot: Yarr, let's go! Both ships warp in Iteron pilot: Oh no, firey death! Warp damn you, warp! Crusader pilot warp scrambles Iteron Taranis pilot strokes Void ammo lovingly Taranis pilot: Ha ha. Prepare to die n00b! Both Interceptors close in to optimal range Iteron's shields disappear Iteron's armour melts Crusader pilot: Yarr! Both Interceptor pilot's screens go black Taranis pilot: Ya... huh? Crusader pilot: WTF? Taranis pilot: Dude, where are we? Iteron pilot: Didn't think of that, did we gents? Taranis pilot: Oi, let us out griefer! Iteron pilot: Fat chance lads, I'm heading off for repairs, no thanks to you two. Iteron pilot: And I'm taking the scenic route while I go afk for lunch Iteron pilot: I recommend you set a long skill... Crusader pilot: Hold on, we're at war! What are we going to do if you run into a camp?!! Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring... * Iteron pilot sets Autopilot (Over corp chat) Crusader pilot : Um guys, there may be an unguarded Iteron passing through the Jita gate fairly soon. We have reason to believe this is a trap. That's right... a trap... Please do not engage! Taranis pilot: So when are you planning on actually letting us out then? Taranis pilot: Hellooooo?!! Crusader pilot: Dude... Taranis pilot: Damned carebears. Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What? *Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine Both: Dude...! So come on CCP. Pleeeease...? Gave me a laugh.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.09 01:50:00 - [40] Originally by: Kye Kenshin This is one of the more original bios I've seen by a guy called Garic Cavvar. Quote: Dear CCP, please can you allow hauler pilots a "scoop to cargo" option, cargo space permitting, for any hostile drones/frigates that stray too close to the ship? This would not be too overpowered and would benefit both sides. For example: <Somewhere in Empire...> Taranis pilot: Woot! War target spotted in belt 4 in an Interon. Crusader pilot: Yarr, let's go! Both ships warp in Iteron pilot: Oh no, firey death! Warp damn you, warp! Crusader pilot warp scrambles Iteron Taranis pilot strokes Void ammo lovingly Taranis pilot: Ha ha. Prepare to die n00b! Both Interceptors close in to optimal range Iteron's shields disappear Iteron's armour melts Crusader pilot: Yarr! Both Interceptor pilot's screens go black Taranis pilot: Ya... huh? Crusader pilot: WTF? Taranis pilot: Dude, where are we? Iteron pilot: Didn't think of that, did we gents? Taranis pilot: Oi, let us out griefer! Iteron pilot: Fat chance lads, I'm heading off for repairs, no thanks to you two. Iteron pilot: And I'm taking the scenic route while I go afk for lunch Iteron pilot: I recommend you set a long skill... Crusader pilot: Hold on, we're at war! What are we going to do if you run into a camp?!! Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring... * Iteron pilot sets Autopilot (Over corp chat) Crusader pilot : Um guys, there may be an unguarded Iteron passing through the Jita gate fairly soon. We have reason to believe this is a trap. That's right... a trap... Please do not engage! Taranis pilot: So when are you planning on actually letting us out then? Taranis pilot: Hellooooo?!! Crusader pilot: Dude... Taranis pilot: Damned carebears. Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What? *Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine Both: Dude...! So come on CCP. Pleeeease...? Gave me a laugh. Awesome Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Admai Sket	Posted - 2006.12.09 02:04:00 - [41] Originally by: Araxmas I used to stick random corp chat quotes in mine.... ..that was until it got deleted for being offensive. I mean all it contained was my Vice-CEO talking about using marrows to widen female parts. ahahahahaahahah
wierchas noobhunter Caldari Kemono.	Posted - 2006.12.09 08:20:00 - [42] my bio is win i am WIERCHAS i am like UBER and stuff
mazzilliu Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.12.10 02:40:00 - [43] Originally by: Peter Stuyvesant Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said. take a copy of my damage type/sec status/mission types bio then. its even more woefully inaccurate, enjoy 1000% awesome guide to logging out
Kyozoku Loot	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:06:00 - [44] I love when people have a badly written roleplay story followed by wrecking shots from npcing.
Qece Gallente Dead End Zeroes	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:33:00 - [45] Mine starts out in my childhood being raised in a massage parlour in Cistuvaert and ends with words to the effect of "so if you ever do encounter Qece do not be alarmed by the scent of baby oil". People's bio's should by law be something interesting or funny otherwise there's nothing to read when you're autopiloting around Empire.
Grim Starwind Exotic Dancers Club	Posted - 2006.12.10 10:56:00 - [46] My favourite are the wrecking shots on the cargo containers. omg! he's so leet he got a huge hit at optimal range on a still object with 0% resists. I must fear him
Benglada Finite Horizon The Red Skull	Posted - 2006.12.10 20:26:00 - [47] Mines mostly song quotes that i thought were deep/cool. --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
Soa Kam	Posted - 2006.12.11 06:33:00 - [48] Mine's a gasp story, but I don't think it's cliche. No Great Tragedy(tm) (unless being a Khanid slave to an Amarr is a tragedy, hmm...), no horrible horrible deaths (or just one, but it's not a parent!), no meeeesterious military upbringing in a genetic lab/test tube. Most people who've read it say it's good, but long. So very, very long. It'll probably get longer, as I play more...
Peter Stuyvesant Amarr	Posted - 2006.12.11 12:52:00 - [49] Originally by: mazzilliu Originally by: Peter Stuyvesant Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said. take a copy of my damage type/sec status/mission types bio then. its even more woefully inaccurate, enjoy lol ebil

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