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Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.07 01:01:00 - [1] Being a person that reads almost every ones character bio I've noticed many dull similarites and im not talking about that damage type mission runners thing or the pirate feedback form. I'm talking about dull stories that every one and their mama has in their bio. One I've seen a few of is: The seperated twin situation. ______ was seperated from his/her identical twin at birth and spends their time traversing the universe to one day become reunited with on another. what have you guys seen Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.07 01:07:00 - [2] Edited by: Tarquin Tarquinius on 07/12/2006 01:24:46 _____ parents died when he/she was very young. They where killed by forces from the _______. I filed mine with quotes and links to useful information. (I guess I can delete the one about instas) ----- insert sig here 0.0 System Renaming?
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.12.07 01:19:00 - [3] I just put BPO's for sale in mine. Works nicely, apparently people sitting at a POS in low sec have nothing better to do other than read BIO's. I did have a story once, but it all sounded horribly dull and so it got deleted. (Empty Space - Thinking)
Enotz Terminus Est Incorporated	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:26:00 - [4] Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius Edited by: Tarquin Tarquinius on 07/12/2006 01:24:46 _____ parents died when he/she was very young. They where killed by forces from the _______. You forgot the part about seeking revenge.
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:31:00 - [5] Edited by: Tarquin Tarquinius on 07/12/2006 02:30:52 Originally by: Enotz You forgot the part about seeking revenge. I actually did put that at first but thought I was going a little too far with it. ----- insert sig here 0.0 System Renaming?
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:42:00 - [6] Oh there is also the clichT where the persons bio will contain some top secret military data file on how they were some perfect genetic experiment Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
mazzilliu Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.12.07 03:09:00 - [7] -that damage types/sec status/mission list -beer truck -the bunny -wrecking shots against structures -country's flags they should all burn !!!! 1000% awesome guide to logging out
Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.07 03:57:00 - [8] mine's rather unique tbh. I take pride in having a unique bio ------- Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:01:00 - [9] Originally by: Grimpak mine's rather unique tbh. I take pride in having a unique bio Your bio counts as jibba jabba which is also very common lol Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
flaming phantom	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:53:00 - [10] ive seen a lot of the ones were its something on the lines of: incoming transmission blah blah blah blah (u know) end of transmission
Benco97 Gallente Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:05:00 - [11] At first I had no Bio... Then Bio was introduced to the game so I wrote one. It was a crappy story about generic tat, blah blah parents raped, dog dead., blah blah, Revenge, Die Amarr scum. I deleted that after a while and filled it with random rubbish, stuff nobody wants to know. I deleted that recently and wrote an ENORMOUS story about starting as a miner, being ruined when TechII came out, bankrupt, hear rumors of archaeology, loanshark - ship (Burst), fly to Ani, Pirate attack, Saved by random Caldari, Gallente-Caldari war Grandfather death flashback, Rage at Caldari pilot, Attacked by caldari pilot, Damaged ship activates Accel gate, Accel gate rips engines off ship, ship floats into assteroid belt, get found by some rogue Minmatar, they bring me on their station, I work for them for a while, turns out that my entire story was just a story to some minmatar children on aforementioned station, I am an old man. Umm.. well it made more sense when it was actually a story instead of just those points. Unfortunately for me the Bio doesn't have enough space for 12 A4 pages of background and so cut me off quite early ;.; Even when I revised it I only got to the caldari saving me part. Oh well. (If that made ANY sense to anyone.. seek medical attention) "MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum
Wild Rho Amarr Black Omega Security	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:07:00 - [12] One's where they give themselves medals and ranks (often with lots of words like Elite) in them. I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:56:00 - [13] My bio: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I board spammed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious thread of "Nerf WCS". While I clicked my favourite thread, suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning. "'Tis not true" I muttered, "please let me be a forum *****!" Quoth the server, "404". --------------------------------------------------------------------
KingsGambit Caldari Knights	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:57:00 - [14] I'll admit there are a few corny biographies out there, but there are some imaginative, inventive and some downright amusing ones too. The thing is unless you know plenty of RPing players, the bio is really the only outlet available for a tiny bit of player creativity. Our ships all look the same, portraits have some scope but not tremendous amounts and that's it. Other games let you customise armours, weapons, whatever, we have bios, don't begrudge us those I have a bit of a backstory for my main character, but also use the real estate for advertising items for sale. Can't hurt. ------------- My T2 Shop
Jin Entres Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:15:00 - [15] Gotta agree most bios are generic, uninventive and dull. I mostly only have a quote in my bio (which I guess I should change more regularly). ---
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:21:00 - [16] All story ones mention the parents, and have some tragedy. Too many have useful information which is easily found OOG anyway, in place of something creative. Way too many people have no bio. My bio used to contain my ship history, what ships I was flying, what they were called, and how they met their demise. You'd think no-one would care, but some people actually commented on it . Now it's an actualy accurate description of me, a proper bio, modelled slightly on the ones found in EON, so if you read it you'll actually know about my character, not my parents, emo personality, wrecking shots, or NPC damage types, which I think was the point of bios. Also contains attempts at humor and funny quotes, which some people seem to like. ---------- IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win
Tokar Lorell Gallente Mercatoris Technologies	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:53:00 - [17] I've got it all: funny quote, damage types, wrecking shot, etc. If only I wasn't retarded, I could probably come up with an interesting backstory if I really, really cared...a Gallente who works for Amarrian corporations, but remains neutral to his own faction and is (obviously) not highly looked upon by Matar. Has potential I think. ---------- Originally by: Joe Evertime i sell a mwd I unleash true pvp power?
Uggster Caldari FinFleet Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:56:00 - [18] On a slightly differant note I also find it funny seeing someone with a name like DEATH BRINGER flying around in a covertor. And oftain with a Bio quoting Sun Tzu _______________________________________________ Sig removed as inappropriate- Tirg Story of my life that one :(
Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.07 13:46:00 - [19] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Grimpak mine's rather unique tbh. I take pride in having a unique bio Your bio counts as jibba jabba which is also very common lol THE VOICES DIDN'T LIKE THAT COMMENT. PAY UP IN FORM OF 20 SQUATS, OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE ESPERANTO-TALKING ELEPHANT! ------- Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
Tao Han Caldari Earth Day Corporation	Posted - 2006.12.07 13:53:00 - [20] Originally by: Uggster On a slightly differant note I also find it funny seeing someone with a name like DEATH BRINGER flying around in a covertor. And oftain with a Bio quoting Sun Tzu Love seeing above mentioned DEATH BRINGER and SOUL EATER whine about having their ore stolen, brings a smaller tear into my eye. I most often have song lyrics or something similar in mine. Dunno why really, I have to have something there. Saving the world, one bottle at the time
Deidranna SteelVipers YouWhat	Posted - 2006.12.07 15:33:00 - [21] Originally by: Tao Han Love seeing above mentioned DEATH BRINGER and SOUL EATER whine about having their ore stolen, brings a smaller tear into my eye. ... GM Eldini > Hi, behaving are we?
Znaei Thundercats RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.07 15:36:00 - [22] Ive had mine for over 2 years, maybe I should write something original, like how some bad people killed my parents and Im really mad about it. My bio: Quote: We are the ones breaking you down We are the hope to drown out your sounds All Across the world you think we're to found All Across the world we're breaking you down Bring Out The Gimp!
Xeaon Minmatar Tabula Rasa Systems	Posted - 2006.12.07 16:18:00 - [23] Death be not proud, Though some have called ye mighty and dreadful, thou are not so. - Had that for about 3 years i think ------------ Originally by: Righteous Fury Eve is not about the old preying on the new, its about the smart preying on the utterly incompetent.
Mtthias Clemi Gallente Momentum.	Posted - 2006.12.07 16:43:00 - [24] Proud member of the Don Carn'age Fanclub Can't you see its over? Becuase your'e the God of a shrinking universe.... null best video ever Aiyeeta Beaver > "BY THOR'S MIGHTY HAMMER!! I STAB AT THEE!!!" Mtthias Clemi > now hes logging on again Mtthias Clemi > i didnt see him go off.. when did that happen... im confused Mtthias Clemi > CYVOK your confusing me CYVOK > I try Mtthias Clemi > ah! Mtthias Clemi > YES! I DID IT! Mtthias Clemi > I WIN! Jimblob > pay the man! Mtthias Clemi > hes too late for that Mtthias Clemi > ... Tigresh > wow...I always thought CYVOK only existed in an eve mail browser!! SANITY! IS FOR THE WEAK! Mtthias Clemi > never ask a lady her age and all that Mtthias Clemi > just wondered Wander Maus > you just asked Mtthias Clemi > i know but im rude.... Mtthias Clemi > so the rule doesent apply Wander Maus > we know Mtthias Clemi > indeed Megrim > but we love you for it ;) Mtthias Clemi > lol Mtthias Clemi > hah Megrim > that and your gigantic man-meat Mtthias Clemi > hahahah Wander Maus > lol Mtthias Clemi > lol Megrim > ................wow........i did NOT just say that. * Megrim blushes -------------------------------------------------- Thats my Bio, i love it.. Not extrmely different.. but its mine ok ok that was harsh, i dont hate mods.. as an apology the mod who shows the most wuv gets a free mercedes...
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.07 16:44:00 - [25] Maybe we should organize an original bio compettition with the categories: Most Original, Most entertaining, and Most Cliche Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Annya Avishnaya O.P.T	Posted - 2006.12.07 20:38:00 - [26] Originally by: ReaperOfSly My bio: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I board spammed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious thread of "Nerf WCS". While I clicked my favourite thread, suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning. "'Tis not true" I muttered, "please let me be a forum *****!" Quoth the server, "404". Just had to say, that totally owns
Lone Bear Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:11:00 - [27] Mine (last part in fact) could lead you to use a media once called "a book" in the pre-EvE world called Earth.
Cmdr Sy Appetite 4 Destruction	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:30:00 - [28] NPC damage types. "Please copy and paste into your bio, to pass on to another noob who can't tank his way out of an L3." When I see that, I just know they'll fall into a trap.
James Snowscoran Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:33:00 - [29] //Accessing (whatever) database Name: blah Age: blah Sex: blah etc. //Psychological prophile MAD DEMENTED MANIAC GO AWAY VERY DANGEROUS -----
Araxmas Caldari Imperial Space Corporation	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:48:00 - [30] I used to stick random corp chat quotes in mine.... ..that was until it got deleted for being offensive. I mean all it contained was my Vice-CEO talking about using marrows to widen female parts. --------
Dazarus	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:48:00 - [31] Originally by: ReaperOfSly My bio: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I board spammed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious thread of "Nerf WCS". While I clicked my favourite thread, suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning. "'Tis not true" I muttered, "please let me be a forum *****!" Quoth the server, "404". thats awesome
Border201 Caldari Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2006.12.07 21:56:00 - [32] I've always like mine. Just a collection of quotes that I have read and also of retarded people trying to scam. Originally by: Tuxford once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments
Reyold Bengali Caldari	Posted - 2006.12.07 22:06:00 - [33] My bio usually contains links to various helpful IGB websites, along with a quote. Currently, the quote is: "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.".
XenoPagan	Posted - 2006.12.08 08:39:00 - [34] Hehe, my bio is somewhat cliche because it involves farm and family and everything :D Luckily, nobody got killed, even dogs and cats survived- I just got bored of farming and went to plough the space instead of fields :P
PKlavins Caldari World Order The Imperial Order	Posted - 2006.12.08 11:51:00 - [35] my bio is the typical best hits with guns etc., advertising for my sig service...and this...: "Top Ways The Army is Trying to Boost Recruiting: 8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of the night by loud explosions besides New York, Chicago and Detroit? 6. Get rid of all those creepy "Richard Simmons Wants You" posters 5. Intelligence spy satellite may be used to watch television 24 hours a day 4. Superiors may now be addressed as "Dude" 3. Make it so every hand grenade has a creamy nougat center 2. Next mission: all-out invasion of Temptation Island 1. New slogan "Army of One" replaces "Hope You Like Scrubbing Latrines!"" as well as: "Veni, Vedi, Varpi! (I came, I saw, I warped!)" yea the second one i got from someone else :P dunno who tho... T3 Cakes for Mods in This Sig! first -eris
Peter Stuyvesant Amarr	Posted - 2006.12.08 12:05:00 - [36] Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said.
Alassra Eventide Veldspar Industries	Posted - 2006.12.08 21:46:00 - [37] I have a large (and growing list) of random corp chat/ local chat/ forums post quotes. Some of them are even kinda funny. Most are just funny to me specifically, and whoever happened to be in corp at the time it was said.
Benefactor	Posted - 2006.12.08 22:08:00 - [38] Edited by: Benefactor on 08/12/2006 22:09:00 Why do so many "roleplayers" have to be "insane," mysterious covert ops people who are barely literate enough to be understood, babbling about their dead families? My character is "mysterious" but in an upbeat, chatty way, kinda like V. Hides his face but loves small talk and waxing philosophical.
Kye Kenshin Black Takeda	Posted - 2006.12.08 23:28:00 - [39] This is one of the more original bios I've seen by a guy called Garic Cavvar. Quote: Dear CCP, please can you allow hauler pilots a "scoop to cargo" option, cargo space permitting, for any hostile drones/frigates that stray too close to the ship? This would not be too overpowered and would benefit both sides. For example: <Somewhere in Empire...> Taranis pilot: Woot! War target spotted in belt 4 in an Interon. Crusader pilot: Yarr, let's go! Both ships warp in Iteron pilot: Oh no, firey death! Warp damn you, warp! Crusader pilot warp scrambles Iteron Taranis pilot strokes Void ammo lovingly Taranis pilot: Ha ha. Prepare to die n00b! Both Interceptors close in to optimal range Iteron's shields disappear Iteron's armour melts Crusader pilot: Yarr! Both Interceptor pilot's screens go black Taranis pilot: Ya... huh? Crusader pilot: WTF? Taranis pilot: Dude, where are we? Iteron pilot: Didn't think of that, did we gents? Taranis pilot: Oi, let us out griefer! Iteron pilot: Fat chance lads, I'm heading off for repairs, no thanks to you two. Iteron pilot: And I'm taking the scenic route while I go afk for lunch Iteron pilot: I recommend you set a long skill... Crusader pilot: Hold on, we're at war! What are we going to do if you run into a camp?!! Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring... * Iteron pilot sets Autopilot (Over corp chat) Crusader pilot : Um guys, there may be an unguarded Iteron passing through the Jita gate fairly soon. We have reason to believe this is a trap. That's right... a trap... Please do not engage! Taranis pilot: So when are you planning on actually letting us out then? Taranis pilot: Hellooooo?!! Crusader pilot: Dude... Taranis pilot: Damned carebears. Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What? *Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine Both: Dude...! So come on CCP. Pleeeease...? Gave me a laugh.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.09 01:50:00 - [40] Originally by: Kye Kenshin This is one of the more original bios I've seen by a guy called Garic Cavvar. Quote: Dear CCP, please can you allow hauler pilots a "scoop to cargo" option, cargo space permitting, for any hostile drones/frigates that stray too close to the ship? This would not be too overpowered and would benefit both sides. For example: <Somewhere in Empire...> Taranis pilot: Woot! War target spotted in belt 4 in an Interon. Crusader pilot: Yarr, let's go! Both ships warp in Iteron pilot: Oh no, firey death! Warp damn you, warp! Crusader pilot warp scrambles Iteron Taranis pilot strokes Void ammo lovingly Taranis pilot: Ha ha. Prepare to die n00b! Both Interceptors close in to optimal range Iteron's shields disappear Iteron's armour melts Crusader pilot: Yarr! Both Interceptor pilot's screens go black Taranis pilot: Ya... huh? Crusader pilot: WTF? Taranis pilot: Dude, where are we? Iteron pilot: Didn't think of that, did we gents? Taranis pilot: Oi, let us out griefer! Iteron pilot: Fat chance lads, I'm heading off for repairs, no thanks to you two. Iteron pilot: And I'm taking the scenic route while I go afk for lunch Iteron pilot: I recommend you set a long skill... Crusader pilot: Hold on, we're at war! What are we going to do if you run into a camp?!! Iteron pilot: Lock the door. Iteron pilot: And hope they don't have blasters. Crusader pilot: That isn't very reassuring... * Iteron pilot sets Autopilot (Over corp chat) Crusader pilot : Um guys, there may be an unguarded Iteron passing through the Jita gate fairly soon. We have reason to believe this is a trap. That's right... a trap... Please do not engage! Taranis pilot: So when are you planning on actually letting us out then? Taranis pilot: Hellooooo?!! Crusader pilot: Dude... Taranis pilot: Damned carebears. Crusader pilot: Dude!!! Taranis pilot: What? *Follows Crusader's spotlights to 200 Exotic Dancers and 12 cases of Spiced Wine Both: Dude...! So come on CCP. Pleeeease...? Gave me a laugh. Awesome Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Admai Sket	Posted - 2006.12.09 02:04:00 - [41] Originally by: Araxmas I used to stick random corp chat quotes in mine.... ..that was until it got deleted for being offensive. I mean all it contained was my Vice-CEO talking about using marrows to widen female parts. ahahahahaahahah
wierchas noobhunter Caldari Kemono.	Posted - 2006.12.09 08:20:00 - [42] my bio is win i am WIERCHAS i am like UBER and stuff
mazzilliu Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.12.10 02:40:00 - [43] Originally by: Peter Stuyvesant Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said. take a copy of my damage type/sec status/mission types bio then. its even more woefully inaccurate, enjoy 1000% awesome guide to logging out
Kyozoku Loot	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:06:00 - [44] I love when people have a badly written roleplay story followed by wrecking shots from npcing.
Qece Gallente Dead End Zeroes	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:33:00 - [45] Mine starts out in my childhood being raised in a massage parlour in Cistuvaert and ends with words to the effect of "so if you ever do encounter Qece do not be alarmed by the scent of baby oil". People's bio's should by law be something interesting or funny otherwise there's nothing to read when you're autopiloting around Empire.
Grim Starwind Exotic Dancers Club	Posted - 2006.12.10 10:56:00 - [46] My favourite are the wrecking shots on the cargo containers. omg! he's so leet he got a huge hit at optimal range on a still object with 0% resists. I must fear him
Benglada Finite Horizon The Red Skull	Posted - 2006.12.10 20:26:00 - [47] Mines mostly song quotes that i thought were deep/cool. --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
Soa Kam	Posted - 2006.12.11 06:33:00 - [48] Mine's a gasp story, but I don't think it's cliche. No Great Tragedy(tm) (unless being a Khanid slave to an Amarr is a tragedy, hmm...), no horrible horrible deaths (or just one, but it's not a parent!), no meeeesterious military upbringing in a genetic lab/test tube. Most people who've read it say it's good, but long. So very, very long. It'll probably get longer, as I play more...
Peter Stuyvesant Amarr	Posted - 2006.12.11 12:52:00 - [49] Originally by: mazzilliu Originally by: Peter Stuyvesant Originally by: mazzilliu -that damage types/sec status/mission list lol, so true. I have to admit to discriminating against people who have this lazy copy and paste crap in their bio. If I see it, I might just go out of my way to kill them :D Not to mention the list is usually highly innacurate - that breakdown of mission types comes from a woefully tiny sample of data taken several years ago, yet people treat it as gospel. Sheep. Nuff said. take a copy of my damage type/sec status/mission types bio then. its even more woefully inaccurate, enjoy lol ebil

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