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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:40:00 -
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I find to my dismay that my space pilots license is still active, even though I retired from active flight some time ago.
Having discovered that I still held the said pilots license, I checked my bank account and found to my horror nearly 95million isk. As its a current account it has been earning no interest, which I think you will agree is a travesty in these modern banking times .
The religious training is going very well, and I am nearly at 'Grand Inquisitor' level, and my specialist subject is keeping the prisoner alive while extracting their lower prostrate gland .
Im happy to report that as an advanced student and as a Grand Master in potentiate, I have no need for the 95million isk and wish to dispose of this money in a charitable fashion. To whit, I propose to diperse this money in the following fashion.
1) To whomever can demonstrate in the clearest and precise fashion their deperate need for 25million in this forum, describing in detail their tales of woe and misfortune. The closing date for this is 5 days hence.
2) A treasure hunt for a grand prize of 50 million isk. Details will be forthcoming as soon as number 1 closes and a winner is announced. The treasure hunt WILL take the potential victor through dangerous space and test their spirit and bravery to the fullest I can dream of. Any suggestions for the best way to manage this hunt will be gratefully recieved, with the most helpful advisor recieveng 10million for their trouble.
God bless you all, and God bless Amarr
PS: Both competitions are open to ALL races.
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The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:46:00 -
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tale of woe, eh?well here goes...
I got podded a while back by a JIP camper, and when I awoke in the cloning station, I found I had two left feet!
Sorry, that's the best I can do this late at night. Just ginnie some isk. 
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Kurenin
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:50:00 -
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Edited by: Kurenin on 23/11/2003 01:54:25
Edited by: Kurenin on 23/11/2003 01:51:55
Well, for the 25million
Firstly, I have little friends since I made a bad desision a while back turning into a pirate (worst descision of my eve life) now no one trusts me because of my security status, I lost 2 of my ships due to courier missions stuff (transfering to my other character), and id give half to a friend of mine who has been in a cruiser for 6 months. 
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[22:02] <Kurenin> anyhow, on a more serious note, what did you think of those ideas?
[22:02] <Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming
Inactivity wins you. |
Znaei
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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:56:00 -
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Ive got no legs! Ive got no legs!
- Need money to get me a new skateboard 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Cartiff
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:04:00 -
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Once apon a time there was a good chap called Cartiff, who spread joy and magic around the derelick region who unfortunatly (in a cruel twist of fate) happens to be very broke.
Gimme :)
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:06:00 -
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Edited by: TekRa on 23/11/2003 02:06:33
I know for a *fact* you guys all have loads of isk, and that I have *none*.
honest.
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Slipaz
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:07:00 -
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I have been playing for 4 months, for 3 of those month I have been working and have had no time to play :-(, this means I have got only a exequror think this is the first time ive even seen these forums too 
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HybridMiner
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:08:00 -
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I got attacked by a giant roid who enveloped me in his VEldspary evilness. He took away Mr. Thorax and about 10mil of equipment. Mr. H miner has not been very happy since dues to a lack of Harvester mining drones. Thus i conclude i am very poor and plz help. if not i may end up in the streets of Yulai begging for Spare ISK at the feet of Uber l33t Traders.
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Kurenin
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:08:00 -
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Uhh, why do you say I have loads of isk??
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[22:02] <Kurenin> anyhow, on a more serious note, what did you think of those ideas?
[22:02] <Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming
Inactivity wins you. |
annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:56:00 -
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some money on its way to zneai and hybrid miner for making me laugh  ...thats a mill each...
anymore for anymore?
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The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.23 03:22:00 -
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I have no sad sob story to weave. Instead, I wouldn't mind taking some of that isk off your hands so I can complete my Battleship Collection 
(»)(»)
À\Oo/
À=\/=
This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |
Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.11.23 03:50:00 -
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annoing,
I must make this plee towards your giving nature and request that you bequeath our foundation (Save the Roids) with some isk.
Daily we are fighting the battel against miners harming poor, defenceless roids. These feinds attack them with no mercy and no care for the hurt they are inflicting upon them.
Recently these attacks have gotten so numerous and painful, some of the more introspective ores (Arkanor and Spodumain) have secreted themselves as far away from Empire space as possible, in the hopes that these demons and their pets (called "harvestors") will just leave them alone.
Once again, I beg your for this funding, to supply our loyal followers with the equipment needed to save these roids, and punish the miners as CONCORD doesn't seem capable of doing it themselves.
Thank you for your time,
Omber Zombie
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:26:00 -
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you touched my soul will you're tale Ombar, in fact, I can honestly say you are touched.
If nothing better comes through, i will gladly donate some isk to your cause, as the Inquisition, if nothing else, supports care in the community!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:33:00 -
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*cough* bump *cough*
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The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:48:00 -
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I thank you for hearing of our plight, and I hope that any others that read of it will be as happy as you are to support our cause.
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Lu'cesha
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:52:00 -
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Edited by: Lu'cesha on 23/11/2003 12:56:20
Right now I am sort of lost after being trapped in Aring after having lost my ship to Evolution.
I dont know why they killed my ship, I was just taking bookmarks so my boyfriend could warp in on them and kill their cargo containers and mining drones.
Luckily my boyfriend could avange me by killing several drones and few cargo containers filled with ore.
Unlucky for me that my boyfriend is a bit ignorant or even plain stupid, he locked my escape capsule to use his trackor beam to pull my drifting vessel towards his ship and when he was going to open the hatch on his ship to let me enter his Caracal cruiser, he hit the weapon button instead of the hatch button.
You can bet you sweet a$$ that he is not my boyfriend now.
So I pretty much need ISK for a ship, a new clone and some ISK so I can lure a new man to me, works good with enough isk
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Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.23 13:06:00 -
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Here is my tale of woe..
I started playing eve in august, but was too busy with my summer job at the time to actually play.. I met a guy at work who also played eve, and we got allong fine, then a few weeks later we decide to train skills on each others accounts, since we both worked different shifts from then on etc.
Anyway, end of summer i quit the job, we kinda lost touch, i didn't see him around in game anymore.. i didn't think anything of it.Then on come end semptember, i log onto my account one fine morning to find he has totally stripped it of all ISK, ships, and was even kind enough to delete my character. 
The reason he gave was something like 'you were never online all that much, and i figured i could use the extra money to bump my ebay price up' Whereas infact i had been mining my @ss of for weeks, and was just about to buy a dominix.
The lost skilltime was the worst part, i'm still way behind to what i had back then. 
I could really use 25m to buy some implants.
Got Banana? |
Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.23 13:08:00 -
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Oh his name was Ponder Stibbons.. anyone who bought this guys account, or knows what happened to him, please help.Its unlikely someone who bought off ebay would ever actually tell someone about it, for obvious reasons.
Got Banana? |
Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2003.11.23 13:37:00 -
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Well this may sound a bit silly, but our corporation, membercount me, would require some financial assistance in our endeavours. You see, some three days ago we discovered a new way to mix Quafe with basic Soil to create a deadly virus. We actually didn't know it was a virus until the minmatar slaves in the research facility began dropping like flies. Now we got a Bestower filled with dead minmatar. Well, that's no problem. The problem is that when all the minmatar slaves left this world because of an "accident in the loading docks", we have no crew to finish the job and finalise this Qoil for the Amarr Empire. this is a great weapon of war and would surely help the Empire, but only if the formula for it is finished.
Any help is appreciated.
P.S. Also we need some 30 tons of spiritss for "cleaning purposes".
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slothe
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Posted - 2003.11.23 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: slothe on 23/11/2003 13:42:13
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Edited by: Lu'cesha on 23/11/2003 12:56:20
Right now I am sort of lost after being trapped in Aring after having lost my ship to Evolution.
I dont know why they killed my ship, I was just taking bookmarks so my boyfriend could warp in on them and kill their cargo containers and mining drones.
Luckily my boyfriend could avange me by killing several drones and few cargo containers filled with ore.
Unlucky for me that my boyfriend is a bit ignorant or even plain stupid, he locked my escape capsule to use his trackor beam to pull my drifting vessel towards his ship and when he was going to open the hatch on his ship to let me enter his Caracal cruiser, he hit the weapon button instead of the hatch button.
You can bet you sweet a$$ that he is not my boyfriend now.
So I pretty much need ISK for a ship, a new clone and some ISK so I can lure a new man to me, works good with enough isk
I find it extremely hard to believe you are really a girl.
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
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Xtreem
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Posted - 2003.11.23 14:19:00 -
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my tale of woe..
i have a five month old daughter in real life and find it hard to get on eve enough to make money :(
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Lu'cesha
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Posted - 2003.11.23 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Lu'cesha on 23/11/2003 14:25:46
Quote:
my tale of woe..
i have a five month old daughter in real life and find it hard to get on eve enough to make money :(
To have a child is a blessing not a curse.
Not being able to play EVE much is a small price to pay for such a gem.
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Rickenbacker
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Posted - 2003.11.23 14:42:00 -
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Well I don't need 25 million, but a few would be useful. You see, I got my first cruiser a few weeks ago. She was a nice, shiny Vexor and cost me a scant 3.5 million isk. I thought I'd go try her out in Sosala, since with this mighty ship I'd surely be able to get some phat l00t :).
Things were going well, I shot up the pirates one by one, and even in twos occasionally. Nothing scratched me. So I moved up in the ranks, and finally faced a mere three "Blood Oracles". How hard can they be, I thought, not noticing the ten or so missiles coming my way. My last thought before dying was "Dammit! I knew I should have brought a warp stabilizer like they told me!"
So now I'm working my way towards a new cruiser, and any contribution would be appreciated .
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Chucky
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Posted - 2003.11.23 15:53:00 -
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Give me isk please
... you will see more and more marketing which in turn will bring you more players to torture. |
IZON
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Posted - 2003.11.23 16:23:00 -
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Edited by: IZON on 23/11/2003 21:59:25
I was a mine slave, they promised me security, training and a regular wage if I contributed to their mining efforts. In return I mined tens of millions of ISK in ore, and gave it willingly to the Corp in the belief that some day I too would share in the glory of a magnificent Corp and rise among its ranks, æitÆs the socialist wayÆ they sang, but I noticed something was deeply wrong.
The wages were erratic, eventually they paid us only in contaminated protein delicacies. The hangers were always empty; and the few ships that were built always went to the CEO or the most senior executives. New recruits were scarce and the few that remained were forced to work around the clock. Eventually I dropped from exhaustion and collapsed at the controls of my frigate. In the infirmary the Corp doctor took to beating me in my sleep, accusing me of being an industrial spy and a traitor to the Corp. One night I was beaten and bloodied so severely that they gave me up for dead and abandoned me on Sukuuvestaa.
ItÆs not been easy making a living, who wants a crippled miner? The beatings have caused terminal dementia. I canÆt remember most of my prime skills; warp-drive technology is now a mystery. So I mine only when circumstances become desperate, a velator is no match for npc rats these days, and the fleets of battleships strip mining have rendered the search for even basic ore a fruitless task. I dream about the good life and retirement in Empire space, æcomfortÆ thatÆs all I ask, be kind and help a broken pilot before his mortal coil departs.
"...master! there's a guy in the south village called IZON, he is a Ninja!" |
Durandal
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Posted - 2003.11.23 18:24:00 -
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Edited by: Durandal on 23/11/2003 18:28:24
I am poor, and I mean poor. I'm so poor the Salvation Army turned up at my hangar and surrendered. I put all my savings into a new shiny Armageddon battleship (Amarr made and blessed by a Holy Inquisitor) with tachyon beams and damage mods, and then decided to hunt some pirates to increase my 200k bank balance.
I headed out full of optimism and finally reached the Curse Region. Now this was a few months back before this Curse Alliance nonsense (which I blame on the influence of the Minmatar) was well known. Having spent all of 30mins in my new system I was set upon by 3 Minmatar pirates who proceeded to blow the hell out of me. It was a long and bloody battle however I was finally destroyed and podded.
Upon reanimation at the cloning clinic I headed straight for my insurer to find they had gone bust and would not pay out. Despite a plea to their administrators (a firm know as CCP - never heard of them before) I received no compensation. And this was not the end of my problems. Upon returning to my residential unit I glanced in the mirror and was horrified to find that a terrible error had occured during reanimation. A power surge in the clinic had caused the biomass aligners to malfunction and give me a set of Minmatar ears!!
Suffering from a deep depression I was taken to a place of rest by a Grand Inquisitor and entered a deep meditative state. Now 2 months later I have awoken ready to face the universe again to find my balance was left in a current account and still stands at 200k isk.
Stuck with a ship that looked like it might fall apart while 'Entering Space.....Entering Space......Entering Space', I decided to start up a foundation to help those loyal Amarrians who have suffered the same fate and get myself back up to operating level.
Having drawn up the initial plans I calculated that it would take a fortune to put into action - a staggering 25,200,000 isk. A quick glance at my balance revealed a shortfall of 25mill. Then I noticed this message posted by a Grand Master potentiate and knew that this must be fate, and that it must be the will of our divine fathers that presented this opportunity.
And so it is for this reason that I post my reply. That and for the purposes of a *cough* bump *cough* 
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Draig Goch
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Posted - 2003.11.23 20:15:00 -
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Edited by: DRAIG GOCH on 23/11/2003 20:15:55
I would be very interested in helpping you, with the treasure hunt.. I have some nice ideas. If my services can be of help. please eve-mail or convo me in game..
As for hardships stories.. Well im still a noob, and thats hard enough when si and tlbc are around,
Si 1 Me 0
tlbc 2 Me 0
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 20:28:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Durandal on 23/11/2003 18:28:24
I am poor, and I mean poor. I'm so poor the Salvation Army turned up at my hangar and surrendered. I put all my savings into a new shiny Armageddon battleship (Amarr made and blessed by a Holy Inquisitor) with tachyon beams and damage mods, and then decided to hunt some pirates to increase my 200k bank balance.
I headed out full of optimism and finally reached the Curse Region. Now this was a few months back before this Curse Alliance nonsense (which I blame on the influence of the Minmatar) was well known. Having spent all of 30mins in my new system I was set upon by 3 Minmatar pirates who proceeded to blow the hell out of me. It was a long and bloody battle however I was finally destroyed and podded.
Upon reanimation at the cloning clinic I headed straight for my insurer to find they had gone bust and would not pay out. Despite a plea to their administrators (a firm know as CCP - never heard of them before) I received no compensation. And this was not the end of my problems. Upon returning to my residential unit I glanced in the mirror and was horrified to find that a terrible error had occured during reanimation. A power surge in the clinic had caused the biomass aligners to malfunction and give me a set of Minmatar ears!!
Suffering from a deep depression I was taken to a place of rest by a Grand Inquisitor and entered a deep meditative state. Now 2 months later I have awoken ready to face the universe again to find my balance was left in a current account and still stands at 200k isk.
Stuck with a ship that looked like it might fall apart while 'Entering Space.....Entering Space......Entering Space', I decided to start up a foundation to help those loyal Amarrians who have suffered the same fate and get myself back up to operating level.
Having drawn up the initial plans I calculated that it would take a fortune to put into action - a staggering 25,200,000 isk. A quick glance at my balance revealed a shortfall of 25mill. Then I noticed this message posted by a Grand Master potentiate and knew that this must be fate, and that it must be the will of our divine fathers that presented this opportunity.
And so it is for this reason that I post my reply. That and for the purposes of a *cough* bump *cough*
what is left of a merciful soul within my hardened form was deeply touched by this tale of woe. you are currently in first place with 4 more days to go.
Bless you my child.
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The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2003.11.23 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 23/11/2003 21:37:04
I cannot think of anything to write.
I was a student at Center for Advanced studies and doing very well, studying Ancient Earth History, The Geography of the Universe and Nanotechnology with Computing. Then I obtained my pilots license and things went downhill.
I fell in with a bad group of people and started courting the attention of Serpintis Corporation. There refusal to my advances was quite firm, blowing up my thorax 
I dont know how i could have been so stupid..I am now sitting in a velator wondering what to do next. I have enough cash for a cruiser but I have no drive anymore.
I am just so (a)pathetic. 4 months down the line and im piloting a velator again. I cant bring my self to buy another cruiser
As I recall things also took a turn for the worse when i started eating school meals. Maybe losing my ship to 8k rates and the school meals are connected. INT implants might make everything better
Wow that really is quite sad (/emote listens to violens). And all of the above is true 
Edit:Im so stupid I had a dozen typos
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2003.11.23 21:48:00 -
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And to make it even worse an ebil person tried to scam me. 'Donna Marie' was tryin to sell scorps on the cheap, tried to sell me one for 20m. Luckily I wasnt so addled with Protein Delicacies that I forgot to right click.
So we had a talk and Donna claimed she made 53m today allready doing the scam so I advertised on local.
Being at Lum with 45 people present this made her quite angry, and i recieved a mail saying 'You will die soon'.
Thats what I get for wanting to help people
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