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Posted - 2003.11.23 01:40:00 -
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I find to my dismay that my space pilots license is still active, even though I retired from active flight some time ago. Having discovered that I still held the said pilots license, I checked my bank account and found to my horror nearly 95million isk. As its a current account it has been earning no interest, which I think you will agree is a travesty in these modern banking times . The religious training is going very well, and I am nearly at 'Grand Inquisitor' level, and my specialist subject is keeping the prisoner alive while extracting their lower prostrate gland . Im happy to report that as an advanced student and as a Grand Master in potentiate, I have no need for the 95million isk and wish to dispose of this money in a charitable fashion. To whit, I propose to diperse this money in the following fashion. 1) To whomever can demonstrate in the clearest and precise fashion their deperate need for 25million in this forum, describing in detail their tales of woe and misfortune. The closing date for this is 5 days hence. 2) A treasure hunt for a grand prize of 50 million isk. Details will be forthcoming as soon as number 1 closes and a winner is announced. The treasure hunt WILL take the potential victor through dangerous space and test their spirit and bravery to the fullest I can dream of. Any suggestions for the best way to manage this hunt will be gratefully recieved, with the most helpful advisor recieveng 10million for their trouble.
God bless you all, and God bless Amarr
PS: Both competitions are open to ALL races.
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 02:56:00 -
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some money on its way to zneai and hybrid miner for making me laugh    ...thats a mill each...
anymore for anymore? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:26:00 -
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you touched my soul will you're tale Ombar, in fact, I can honestly say you are touched.
If nothing better comes through, i will gladly donate some isk to your cause, as the Inquisition, if nothing else, supports care in the community! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 12:33:00 -
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*cough* bump *cough* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.11.23 20:28:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Durandal on 23/11/2003 18:28:24 I am poor, and I mean poor. I'm so poor the Salvation Army turned up at my hangar and surrendered. I put all my savings into a new shiny Armageddon battleship (Amarr made and blessed by a Holy Inquisitor) with tachyon beams and damage mods, and then decided to hunt some pirates to increase my 200k bank balance.
I headed out full of optimism and finally reached the Curse Region. Now this was a few months back before this Curse Alliance nonsense (which I blame on the influence of the Minmatar) was well known. Having spent all of 30mins in my new system I was set upon by 3 Minmatar pirates who proceeded to blow the hell out of me. It was a long and bloody battle however I was finally destroyed and podded.
Upon reanimation at the cloning clinic I headed straight for my insurer to find they had gone bust and would not pay out. Despite a plea to their administrators (a firm know as CCP - never heard of them before) I received no compensation. And this was not the end of my problems. Upon returning to my residential unit I glanced in the mirror and was horrified to find that a terrible error had occured during reanimation. A power surge in the clinic had caused the biomass aligners to malfunction and give me a set of Minmatar ears!!
Suffering from a deep depression I was taken to a place of rest by a Grand Inquisitor and entered a deep meditative state. Now 2 months later I have awoken ready to face the universe again to find my balance was left in a current account and still stands at 200k isk.
Stuck with a ship that looked like it might fall apart while 'Entering Space.....Entering Space......Entering Space', I decided to start up a foundation to help those loyal Amarrians who have suffered the same fate and get myself back up to operating level.
Having drawn up the initial plans I calculated that it would take a fortune to put into action - a staggering 25,200,000 isk. A quick glance at my balance revealed a shortfall of 25mill. Then I noticed this message posted by a Grand Master potentiate and knew that this must be fate, and that it must be the will of our divine fathers that presented this opportunity.
And so it is for this reason that I post my reply. That and for the purposes of a *cough* bump *cough* 
what is left of a merciful soul within my hardened form was deeply touched by this tale of woe. you are currently in first place with 4 more days to go. Bless you my child. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.24 02:25:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: DRAIG GOCH on 23/11/2003 20:15:55 I would be very interested in helpping you, with the treasure hunt.. I have some nice ideas. If my services can be of help. please eve-mail or convo me in game..
As for hardships stories.. Well im still a noob, and thats hard enough when si and tlbc are around,
Si 1 Me 0 tlbc 2 Me 0
I shall contact you on monday (this being sunday night/ monday morning). The successful helper for the Treasure Hunt WILL recieve 10 million reward for their help. I thankyou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.24 10:19:00 -
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Quote: My name is Inigo Montoya - You killed my father, prepare to die...
Assssssss youuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiish
(this was brought to you by the friends of the Dread Pirate Roberts, Wesley and Buttercup Society) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.24 18:04:00 -
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*cough* all this shameless bumping REALLY needs to be addressed by Polaris *cough* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.25 02:26:00 -
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*cough* I really do wish that people wouldnt bump this thread anymore *cough*
*bump*
who did that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.26 11:17:00 -
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*cough* It is truely disgusting the way that some people will bump their own threads in this thoughtless and wanton manner *cough* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.26 14:46:00 -
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'Ahhhhhhhhhhhh tis m'lady 
O how I miss the times where you would promise me the stars for yet another cruiser on the cheap . The times we had sharing a light meal before the oral foreplay of what you would like, what I would give, and how little isk you actually had to pay for the items afterwards. "I will pay 5million for the maller, unfortunately i only actually have 500k and a shipment of trite somewhere in venal. Will this be enough?" You touched my heart and robbed my ship hanger. And yet, I never did care . If I see you online I will gladly give you all my ships and the equipment contained therein. I dont have much anymore since I have already given most away, but I have an omen, bestower, Moa, shuttle and all the right gear to fly them in an aggressive manner (just right for you I should think) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Posted - 2003.11.27 00:57:00 -
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As always, you tickle my heart as well as my fancy 
Contact me in game m'lady >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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