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madaluap
Gallente
Mercenary Forces
Exquisite Malevolance
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Posted - 2007.01.07 19:21:00 -
[61]
Best ever?
Its an old one though:
2005.01.30 00:58
hi you are a sheet you know alexander the great give battle 00 ens between 280000 julius cearcear give the winner with 20000 between 500000 but you you are a great men you kill he everybody then have nop skill you are but you are nothing becauses you are NOTING AND AI DONT GIVE YOUR YOUR NBAME AT MY CORPO BECAUSE YOU ARE NETING AND I SAID IF A MA
And than it ended 
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Breetime
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Leonardo Sabrioski
Caldari
Shadow Eden
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.07 21:12:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Leonardo Sabrioski on 07/01/2007 21:09:10
 Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: KillmAll187
Edited by: KillmAll187 on 04/01/2007 00:11:07
Has anyone seen the video of Tank CEO inviting a guy to their TS server after someone had killed his Exequror? They wanted the guy to apologize for all the smack he gave the killer and they would give him isk. The Exeq pilot said he was 27 and soo acted 5. Friggen hilarious!!!!!!!!
Linkage
Seen it like 20 times, never get tired of it heh.
Yay... yay for the smack talk 
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<insert threatening remark here>
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Slax Kalimatar
Minmatar
Cyber Rebels
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Posted - 2007.01.14 00:59:00 -
[63]
I was tonight flying around when i saw in low sec a pirate shooting another pirate.
I first "helped" the 2nd pirate to pop the first one and after that the 2nd.
then i sent the 2nd pirate an evemail if he would be so kind to mail me the copy for the 1st pirates killmail and all i got was this:
2007.01.13 21:20
i didnt get the mail and f**k off im coming to kill ur ass
10 minutes later he was back and got a corpmate with him, but didnt seen him again yet...
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.01.14 01:11:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Major Stormer on 14/01/2007 01:08:18
Why dont I get really good hatemail? Half the time the guy convos me and we have a good chat about pvp and the best fittings and crap.
Why does everyone love me???? 
EDIT: not that im pirating currently 
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Shafty
S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.
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Posted - 2007.01.14 08:19:00 -
[65]
Clicky
We are all nice blokes now so we don`t get these anymore
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Intigo
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.01.14 09:33:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Shafty
Clicky
We are all nice blokes now so we don`t get these anymore
Hah, lies! 
I don't think this really qualifies as hatemail, but it's the only mail I got after killing a victim - usually they smacktalk me in the private convo instead. 
Linkage
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Wind Ictiva
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Posted - 2007.01.15 19:52:00 -
[67]
the only reason i pirate it to get these mails
so far i only got one. i took this guys loot and jettisoned it back, just to give him the option to 1v1 me. this is what he wrote:
2006.08.21 02:38
yea thats a lie. i know high lvl a******s like you, theyre in every game. if you want pvp go to areas that have ppl your own skill lvl. i might be new to this game but not to online play, i know you are just bein a d**k to random newbies. keep it up and you will be reported for harrassment. kids like you ruin games for new folks....
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2006.08.21 02:19
just looking for some pvp
my char was indeed older, by almost 35 days. and, maybe its not a feather in my hat, but im over 30. my only regret is that i didnt take his loot afterall. that civilian shield booster would have fetched a handsome sum.
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Alowishus
Shadow Company
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.15 21:21:00 -
[68]
I got something about wishing my family would die in a fire and of cancer. Plus lots of profanity.
Under no circumstances should anyone write to anyone after dying. Unless it's sincerely congratulatory. Otherwise you're just a whiner. I may be a pirate in Eve but it sure beats being a whiner in real life.
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Alowishus
Shadow Company
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.15 21:26:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Major Stormer
Why does everyone love me????
Being a pirate hunter, you're in the unique position that usually your victims understand unilateral pvp and don't get bitter about it. Eve is a game that allows for unilateral pvp. Many players seem to be unaware of this fact and actually have no business playing the game. Unfortunately these people are in the majority.
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Nicocat
Caldari
New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.15 23:07:00 -
[70]
I hate all of you. I've killed haulers carrying snake implants, 350m in Zydrine, bajillions of guns... and not a peep. I don't get hate mails. >.<
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Originally by: Splagada
SEED ME DADDY
WTB: Friggin' portrait |
Jaymine
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:27:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Jaymine on 30/01/2007 21:23:39
I received this one last night after killing a retriever in .5 What can I say, I wanted his strip miners 
You sir, are a ****. <<<<<<<<< The C word
And I will find...
your alt.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:31:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Jaymine
Edited by: Jaymine on 30/01/2007 21:23:39
I received this one last night after killing a retriever in .5 What can I say, I wanted his strip miners
You sir, are a ****. <<<<<<<<< The C word
And I will find...
your alt.
Some one convoed me when I undocked and popped his hauler and went like this
M: Yes?
V(for Victim!): Did you blow up my ship
M:Yes
V: Ok then
V: Good night
. . . that was surprisingly pleasant . . . a little too pleasant
of course maybe it was because he had nothing on him besides crap expanders
Half Assed Rhymage |
Legenda
Caldari
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:48:00 -
[73]
2006.07.15 23:15
I hope ya happy ya ******* ******* atleast ya wont get **** from my ship case i had nothing there....ONlY one qustion WHY COUILDNT I MOVE?
[ 2005.12.07 17:45:23 ] Ikvar > Are you really
that stupid?
[ 2005.12.07 17:45:30 ] Spr1nger > YES
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Alowishus
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:55:00 -
[74]
Beautiful.
You must have used the spl01t that stops your target from warping as if their warpcore is scrambled, and also the h4x where your target can't move, as if you fitted some sort of device that acts like a web or stasis or something. Damn l337 bastard.
Originally by: Origin Prior
You were gate camping, how lame can you get.
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Legenda
Caldari
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.30 22:00:00 -
[75]
Nah he just jumped into our dictor bubble camp and was webbed to the bone ^^ |
JoeT
Amarr
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.30 22:33:00 -
[76]
look up resin kadir in game. i think i am still in his bio. too bad he quit now.
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If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
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Psychia
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Posted - 2007.01.31 02:44:00 -
[77]
hmm my favorite one was prob the killing of La Famiglia in his Maelstrom
basically when we killed him he told us to go f*** our selfs in the a** and that he was gonna pod the F*** out of us for killing his last ship and that we were all c*** suckers and while he is saying all of this i have his pod scrammed so all i do is graciously scoop his drones after the not so great fight he put up and pod him with his own drones and then sacrifice them to the sentry gun gods
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Jaymine
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Posted - 2007.01.31 03:21:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Alowishus
Beautiful.
You must have used the spl01t that stops your target from warping as if their warpcore is scrambled, and also the h4x where your target can't move, as if you fitted some sort of device that acts like a web or stasis or something. Damn l337 bastard.
LMAO
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 03:37:00 -
[79]
I had hatemail once, a carebear like me.
Before joining ANZA and before getting my alt and ignoring the going ons in the eve universe, i was quite happily mining kernite in empire filling a jet can and hauling it back. After one nice haul i was on my way to filling my third can of kernite when some noob in a bestower warped to my belt. He warped in about 20kms from me and started to head in my direction.
I said in local: Thats my can your heading towards.
He kept coming
I unlocked one roid and deactivated a laser. He kept coming. 10kms out i let my drones out. He kept coming. 5kms out i target locked him.
I said: Final warning, take my ore and i shoot
He reached my can. He took some. The aggro timer started. he aligned for the only station in the system
I warp scrammed him. Betcha didnt see that coming.
He was quite unhappy in local chat and tried to convo me. I sent 5 hammerhead drones his way. He lost his ship. He was quite unhappy. His evemail to me consisted of saying i was a cheater and a noob (i would have thought newbie byt that stage) he said he was going to pettition his loss. I replied: LOL
Normally when i get caught out at a gatecamp i say: Good job, well executed, have fun with my loot and such.
The point to all this: Equip warp scramers on your barges in highsec, teach ore theives a lesson.
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KaptnSparrow
Caldari
TARDZ
Gods of Night and Day
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Posted - 2007.02.03 00:42:00 -
[80]
why does nobody send me so nice mails :(
I never get anything as eve mail or just smack in local and this even barley :(
maybe I have to go for -5 to get hate mails
i was used to be ceo and now I have nothing to say, this is so relaxing :) |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Posted - 2007.02.03 01:07:00 -
[81]
2007.01.22 23:19
Know that you podded a member of [corp name removed] and retribution will follow. A bounty has been put on you..........your dead.
Yeah.... I still waiting for this retribution that has been promised me, so far it's just been a bunch of smack as to how I'm a 6 year old and mommy and daddy must be so proud of me.
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.03 03:21:00 -
[82]
Edited by: deathforge on 03/02/2007 03:21:45
Best mail I've recieved (sadly)
Quote:
2006.09.07 09:00
I hope you die very soon and i added 500k to your bounty i will ass 500 per day until you are dead! ******* *******!
He never came through.
Fun in local:
*scrambled ship*
[09:34:18] victim > thanks for being a ****
*scrambled pod*
[09:36:38] victim > suppose you're gonna be a****got and try to pod me too
[09:36:54] deathforge > try?
[09:36:56] victim > nice job*****
*squish*
Low skillpoint Rifter piracy video |
Electric Cucumber
Amarr
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.03 09:35:00 -
[83]
victim > are you think the dead?
victim > **** you
victim > wait for, I will kill yours ****!
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News
Minmatar
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.02.03 13:44:00 -
[84]
This guy first went nuts in convo, then a while later, I recieved this:
2006.02.03 06:04
I hope you are raped by a pack of wild dogs. I hope the wild dogs have AIDS and you live in Africa. I hope those dogs live next door to you and they constantly watch you over the fence when you bend over to weed. I hope you are improbably knocked up with six half-dog mutant retards. I hope the dogtards require expensive medicines to keep them alive. I hope that you have to work 60 hours a week in a DeBeers diamond mine so that your dogtards can loll around at home in puddles of their own drool, masterbating shamelessly and laughing all the time. I hope that you somehow feel compelled to remain in this horrible life until you have some sort of shameful cathartic moment and you then decide to take your own life. I hope you try to shoot yourself in the head, but one of the dogtards bites your ankle at the last second and you only blast out the part of your brain that feels joy and you explode one of your eyeballs. I hope you get bedsores the size of fat women's aureolas while you are in the hospital. I hope you return home and find that the dogtards have impregnated each other and given birth to their own litters of doubledogtards that are ten times stupider and smellier than their parents. I hope that after you cry yourself to sleep with your one good eye, you wake up to find that one of the doubledogtards is raping your empty eyesocket. I hope the wound is still sort of fresh and that the doubledogtard **** burns like hell.
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Mind you, it's the only hatemail I ever got, but I like to think I hit the jackpot in one go.
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Lady Kinla
Dark Empire Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.03 15:08:00 -
[85]
looks like someone has a dog fetish!
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LoganFire
Amarr
Quam Singulari
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.02.03 15:29:00 -
[86]
I live for my kill mails and hate mails, however I once I had someone mail me saying your dead meat, I know where you live and I am going to hire a hit man in RL to take u out. I laughed that much I feel of my chair, after a few min of laughter I peptition him never saw him again
FEEL THE QUAM
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