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Marine03112
Minmatar
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:20:00 -
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Well since i really am not a pirate so to speak i dont get alot of these. But if i catch some idiot cruising around in a hauler that is not + to bob well i shoot it. I had one dude in a bestower in fountain jump in as i was just about to jump out. I wasnt really paying attention, I was like wtf so i gave chase. He didnt have instas lol. I proceeded to scramble and shoot him in me crow. Needless to say he had some decent gear in his can after he went pop. Since i am at work i dont have the exact quote but he said I will hunt you down and make your life miserable in eve lol. Another fun quote also is this one UH BUBBLE and All. Then he died a wickedly cruel death to my sabre. Killing time at work and seeing that this might get some good looks and seeing other peoples hate mail. Funny stuff that people take this stuff so seriously.
Marine.
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:39:00 -
[2]
 Quote:
2006.12.03 00:43
Mistake one. Attacking me. Mistake two. Blowing me up. You and your friend are now being targeted by my corp. Count the days.
We waited. He has not logged in since. 
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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:47:00 -
[3]
Linkage 
VETO FOR HIRE
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Damien Smith
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:07:00 -
[4]
This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing. 
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Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie)
I <3 carebears on toast ^^ - Xorus
I'll trade you some carebears for some sheep -Tirg
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kublai
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:11:00 -
[5]
That no no word for female genitalia repeated over a *great* deal of eve mails quite literally thousands of times, pluss a few death treaths, treaths of sexual abuse etc from the same guy...I killed his newbie ship at a gate.
In the end, I believe he got banned for the hate mails, the peak was explaining how he would trace my location and in great detail elaborated the nature of my murder.
And people ask me why I pirate?
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:47:00 -
[6]
Rotring > hey Rico Naginata ur too smart for this game , why u dont try some clever ? like solitaire ! ?
Rotring > after this u can put ur finger in ur nose
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
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adrenaline junkie
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:20:00 -
[7]
hatemail after zydrine scam of 20m
2006.12.18 21:43
i hope for ur sake thats a bug and not a market scam dude .... petition sent
this one is the most funny: i started up a corp, have let 1 member join, and when i saw i was getting nowhere with the corp i made that 1 member corpleader. this was his mail with the title: YOU ****
2006.12.22 13:44
And thx for settling me up with your corp, your a real ******* and i have petition it 2 ccp.
he didnt had the brains to know how to quit it
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Marine03112
Minmatar
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:22:00 -
[8]
great stuff. I know people get frustrated with what happens in game but taking things to personal thats when you know you are dealing with a nut so to speak.
Cmon its a game.IF i do something stupid i take a break from eve and come back when i feel better.
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mazzilliu
Caldari
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:26:00 -
[9]
i wuld post the best hatemail i got but i would get a forum warning.
it was a gem though, and im saving it forever and ever.
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Stakhanov
Gallente
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.01.02 03:04:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Damien Smith
This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing.
Best thread ever.
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red striike
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.01.02 03:47:00 -
[11]
im going to be a pirate.... semms like a good idea killing people for money
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pushdogg
Minmatar
The BlackSail Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.02 04:44:00 -
[12]
everytime i see that sig^^^, i laugh histerically, am i wrong for that?
best sig ever:)
Originally by: Soul Harvestor
You're an idiot.
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JoeT
Amarr
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:16:00 -
[13]
Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59
You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
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If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:25:00 -
[14]
Originally by: pushdogg
everytime i see that sig^^^, i laugh histerically, am i wrong for that?
His sig has been nerfed and I'll never get to see it.
I've allready posted my hatemail in another thread but all hatemail and post gank chatter will consist of these things.
1.Extensive use of the words Cats(think hard),Noobs,F*g, the occasional racial slur (especially if you play as a brutor).
2. Stating how the gankee is so much smarter than the ganker.
3. Meaningless Death threats.
4.Failure to acknowledge any and all forms of logic.
5.Their multiple friends with capital ships (usually non existant)
6.Talk about quitting eve and grieftactics
Same old same old.
Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:27:00 -
[15]
Originally by: JoeT
Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59
You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came)
Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Avoid
Gallente
Omniscient Order
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.01.02 07:39:00 -
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Smtg like these 2
"You are so banned.. a bs cant move that fast... you are cheating.... im going to petition you for cheating.. im making it right now, hope you have enjoyed your times in this game cause they are about to end"
"Im going to make it my primery goal in this game, to get you banned for useing exploits"
From the same guy. I killed hes occator, he warped 0 to the gate but i bumped him before he jumped. He died and lost stuff for around 430m, and i looted stuff for 300m. inc. the best cloak in game.
So you could say he had a reason for beeing abit ****ed :)
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content - Cortes "Here was the brand of the cigerates i smoke"
I don't smoke - Cortes |
Marcathonas
The Splinter Syndicate
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 10:11:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Avoid
Smtg like these 2
"You are so banned.. a bs cant move that fast... you are cheating.... im going to petition you for cheating.. im making it right now, hope you have enjoyed your times in this game cause they are about to end"
"Im going to make it my primery goal in this game, to get you banned for useing exploits"
I was going to post mine, but this just wins 
"YOU KILLED ME! YOU *MUST* BE USING HAX BECAUSE IM SO DAMN UBER"
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Stormhold
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.02 10:50:00 -
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Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12
Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57
Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
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Dario Wall
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:00:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Damien Smith
This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing.
Ah man... I nearly spit my milk out when I read hisfirst post in that. I can't believe people can actually be that stupid sometimes...
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ArtemisEntreri
Turbulent
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:02:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Stormhold
Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12
Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57
Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
It's russian and it says "Well you and lamerulya, only the capsules attack can, ssyklo" according to babelfish, I think lamerulya is the name of the other pilot with you? nd ssyklo is a swear word
Cormack's Power diag |
Stormhold
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:58:00 -
[21]
Originally by: ArtemisEntreri
Originally by: Stormhold
Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12
Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57
Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
It's russian and it says "Well you and lamerulya, only the capsules attack can, ssyklo" according to babelfish, I think lamerulya is the name of the other pilot with you? nd ssyklo is a swear word
Nah, I was alone and podded him (afking?) at a gate. I did run babelfish myself and I actually later asked some friendly red alliance guys what it means. It basically means what it pretty much translates to iirc - "You're a lamer and can only attack pods", so nothing really especially funny itself.
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Shorty Life
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:40:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: JoeT
Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59
You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came)
I stayed logged in all night and said gank fleet never showed.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:45:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Shorty Life
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: JoeT
Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59
You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came)
I stayed logged in all night and said gank fleet never showed.
They never do unless you shoot a mining barge
Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Alumion
Amarr
Dragons of the Twilight Sun
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:53:00 -
[24]
I got this yesterday when me and a corpmate killed a Moa piloted by a few weeks old pilot with our frigates in deep lowsec. (We both were younger than his char)
2007.01.01 10:38
you pick on th week in there own space and for that i will get a pettiont to have you banned fromn the game so block that
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Katamarino
Blazing Angels
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:54:00 -
[25]
After attempting to ransom a noob Domi for a reasonable 25m (yes, before I joined BRUCE ;)):
2006.04.30 09:52
you wanted 25mio now you get 10mio for WANTED only DEAD
Yup, on the bounty it went 
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:56:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Katamarino
After attempting to ransom a noob Domi for a reasonable 25m (yes, before I joined BRUCE ;)):
2006.04.30 09:52
you wanted 25mio now you get 10mio for WANTED only DEAD
Yup, on the bounty it went
Did you pop him for not paying 
Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Kelron Queldine
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.01.02 14:24:00 -
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I've had surprisingly little smack considering the number of players I've killed in belts or by assorted tricks.
One of the best comes from my early days of pirating in a Moa. I'd attacked a young player ratting in an Incursus, and deactivated my guns and convoed him when he was in structure, asking for a whole 50k in ransom 
I'm still not sure what happened, but maybe one of my last shots was a wrecking, and he blew up. He then got somewhat angry at me, because apparently he didn't get the ransom message until he was dead, and we had a long and amusing conversation, which ended up with my corpmate giving him money for being entertaining.
I don't think I have the chatlog anymore, but he gave me this gem of an insult: "Saggy-ringed coke can lover"
I also received this message while stealing ore with my alt, from someone who's unanchored sec can I'd just nicked:
2006.08.06 20:04
You owe Corsaedus Ent. A very lot of Money. Once you have refined the ore I have spent so long mining... you can transfer the money to my acount... Name = Demik Corsaedus.
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Druid R
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.02 15:48:00 -
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WTF man, why the eff did you effing blow up my effing ship you little effer! I effing hate your effing guts and hope that you effing die! I am a noobie noob and your a meany pirate, you're effed up in the head. I hope that my effing Coalition mates effing kill you! I effing hope that I can eat your effing children, and then eat their effing children. You effing owe me effing 2 million for blowing up my effing ship you effer. I am writing an effing IOU until you effing pay me the eff back you effer. I hope you effing get effed and effing roast in effing hell you mother effer. Eff you and your effing effed effer corporation and allaince...
changed language so the filter didnt explode
fun fun fun :)
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 17:06:00 -
[29]
Edited by: DubanFP on 02/01/2007 17:08:30
Often times i like to Hunt Baiters in my extra time on eve. Basically when i find a baiter dropping cans for 1st day newbies taht don't know better then to take from cans they dont' know i steal from the can in my Imicus "Gallente Astrometrics Ship", since few people consider them a threat most will fire on them. 9 times out of 10 if they're in a frigate i pwn them with my Imicus. Sometimes they're in bigger then frigates so i come back in something bigger and crush them. Most of the kills are pretty nice guys, however 2 particular times come to my mind for funny post-kill convos.
1st: I find a guy baiting newbs in a Destroyer "with help of incursus" at one of the newbie deadspace areas of Kisogo. I open the container, lose a Bantam, and come back in my Sensor boosted raven. Outcome was quite predictable. I convoed him and it went something along these lines
DubanFP> Heh, should check who you attack before you attack them. In case you haven't figured it out yet i'm a Baiter-Hunter.
XXXXX> OMG YOUR SUCH A N00B! You're so cheap you needed a raven to kill my destroyer
DubanFP> This coming from a guy who kills 1st day newbies in ibises with his destroyer.
XXXXX> Come back in something i can fight you newb!
XXXXX> and i was afk when you came back and killed me, i coulda escaped if i wasn't afk.
DubanFP> riiight
XXXXX> no really you never woulda caught me.
"15+ minutes later i see his destroyer and suicide my raven to kill it, he tried to open convo but i blocked him. 20 mil loss for me is totally worth a ****ed off newb baiter :-)"
2nd: Another time after killing one of these newbs in a Vexor with my rupture I started a convo that went sort of like this
DubanFP> Should be more careful who you shoot, in case you haven't figured it out yet i'm not a newb and I hunt baiters like you :-).
X2> oh, yeah you just wait, i'll come back and kill you when "when being the key word here" I get my raven.
DubanFP> i'll be waiting in my Huginn for you "undocks Recon Cruiser to prove i'm not bluffing"
X2> Oh i'll get my corpmates down here and pwn you. We'll see how you fair against our T1 frig swarm! "This guy had been in a 30 man several month old corp for maybe all of 7 days"
X2> you'll be just like Randomdude1, wasn't so high and mighty after we showed up and killed his raven!
DubanFP> Threatening a ship with webifier and Target painter bonuses with a frig gang eh "i don't use TP bonus but they don't know that"
X2> youll be sorry then
ect ect ect
A month or two later i'm still waiting for that frig gang. I like my newb frigs extra crispy :-).
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Why babelfish is bad mmm k
"which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside" |
Callistus
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.02 18:21:00 -
[30]
Smacktalk through an online translator is always interesting.
Tino4ka > stupped idiot
Tino4ka > лут собирай
Tino4ka > Coreli LOXI
abubp > в тс
abubp > ты в тс зайти можеш
Tino4ka > Coreli nast die
Tino4ka > suxx
Tino4ka > You poor dirty vermins will die everything, buy to yourself a sweet and suck
Ex TraitoR > All the same more be able nothing
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Shadowace Evi
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.03 00:41:00 -
[31]
lol nice
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Rixsta
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.03 00:52:00 -
[32]
Quote:
2006.03.14 17:43
F**K YOU AND YOUR MAMA'S P*SSY AND MOUTH !!! I WILL BE BACK AND PUT YOU TO LICK MY SH*T AND EAT IT AND SAY THAT IT IS SO GOOD !!! I'LL F*CK YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND IN HER MOUTH AND *censored* IN HER P*SSY!!!!
pleasant chap...
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Speed Addict
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Posted - 2007.01.03 11:04:00 -
[33]
Edited by: Speed Addict on 03/01/2007 11:05:01
anyone ever ****ed off a macrominer that is talking with a translator?
i bet ur gonna love this if u hate macrominers
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yes this is an alt, didnt pay the bills for my main |
Constantine Arcanum
Gallente
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.01.03 12:24:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Speed Addict
Edited by: Speed Addict on 03/01/2007 11:05:01
anyone ever ****ed off a macrominer that is talking with a translator?
i bet ur gonna love this if u hate macrominers
OH MY ******* GOD
I helped - Cortes
What a shiny and lovely place here - Eshtir
Well lets make it a party atleast :D -Xorus
RAWWWR!11!!1!2 SIG HIJACK!!11!1
I found it first, get orrrfff moiiii laaannnd - Cortes |
SwindonBadger
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.01.03 14:22:00 -
[35]
in aprox 8 months we have some 24 pages of hatemails, the fuuny ones would just be a constant *********8 so I leave u with some small extracts, mails we have to but convos can be fun
npiccin > help toxin here
Alexandra > location?
Twisted One > graveyard
npiccin > MOTHA ******
npiccin > SOME1 GET THIS *******
bit later on 3rd death to toxin, I think T one again doing his stuff
npiccin > juss got ganked again
npiccin > im really gettin tired of this guy
npiccin > this is the third time by the same guy
npiccin > SOMEONE KILL HIM FFS!
Nicocat > Silly Crows ( that was fo me, I have ruder ones but i like that ship alot )
you are a ******* dead man mate,.....i shall hunt you down, and i shall destory you and your family...i shall make sure you never walk the fac of this universe again, i will find you and the once you lovew, and i will
exterminate them from this planet...you don't know what you have started....you are about to suffer the full force of my fury
4:39:00] Marko Debreault > YOU
[04:39:05] Marko Debreault > WITH THE CAPSULE
[04:39:11] Marko Debreault > 10 ISK OR YOURE DEAD
[04:39:26] Marko Debreault > PAY UP BUCKAROO
[04:39:32] Marko Debreault > OR THE ECTOPLASM GETS IT
[04:39:58] Marko Debreault > YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS
[04:40:08] Marko Debreault > 10!
[04:40:15] Marko Debreault > 5!
[04:40:16] Idra Angel > german please, he cant speak english
[04:40:18] Marko Debreault > 4!
[04:40:18] Giesela > Why?
[04:40:23] Marko Debreault > 3!
[04:40:24] Marko Debreault > 2!
[04:40:26] Marko Debreault > 1!
[04:40:28] Giesela > Ok... Kill me!
[04:40:33] Marko Debreault > ZAP HIM, BOYS!
[04:40:43] Giesela > *****es!
[04:40:47] whisk > ze missles are missing!
[04:41:28] Sae Marr > *****es, move out
[04:41:35] Marko Debreault > aye aye
we also have a form to fill out for such matters, someone actually used one :)
2006.12.02 00:41
My name is [Morrganna], and I was:
[X] None of the above
by [to damn many] on [12-2] in the system [IM-OEE8].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[X] Tossers
and you
[X] Enrage
people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[X] some other alliance no one gives a toss about
to come and
[X] Other (Please State) take all your beer and whiskey
_____________________________
as revenge for you destroying my
[X] Ego.
I sincerely hope you all
[X] Get ass raped by big black men,
Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I would like to say
[X] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
Yours,
[X] With hugs and kisses
[Morrganna]
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Verus Potestas
Caldari
The I-Win Button
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Posted - 2007.01.03 15:13:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Avoid
Smtg like these 2
"You are so banned.. a bs cant move that fast... you are cheating.... im going to petition you for cheating.. im making it right now, hope you have enjoyed your times in this game cause they are about to end"
"Im going to make it my primery goal in this game, to get you banned for useing exploits"
From the same guy. I killed hes occator, he warped 0 to the gate but i bumped him before he jumped. He died and lost stuff for around 430m, and i looted stuff for 300m. inc. the best cloak in game.
So you could say he had a reason for beeing abit ****ed :)
Wait, was that on Christmas? If so, he posted a thread in General about you. Might be worth digging it up
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In third-party forums we trust
Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No, ****heads, its my text, not yours.
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Verus Potestas
Caldari
The I-Win Button
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Posted - 2007.01.03 15:17:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Speed Addict
Edited by: Speed Addict on 03/01/2007 11:05:01
anyone ever ****ed off a macrominer that is talking with a translator?
i bet ur gonna love this if u hate macrominers
Ahahahahahahaha
I'm so going to petition someone for "roaping, firferencial assault, and uruing"
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In third-party forums we trust
Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No, ****heads, its my text, not yours.
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Devils stalker
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Posted - 2007.01.03 15:54:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Devils stalker on 03/01/2007 15:59:36
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Katamarino
Blazing Angels
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.03 16:03:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Katamarino
After attempting to ransom a noob Domi for a reasonable 25m (yes, before I joined BRUCE ;)):
2006.04.30 09:52
you wanted 25mio now you get 10mio for WANTED only DEAD
Yup, on the bounty it went
Did you pop him for not paying
Well, it would have been rude not to
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Le Skunk
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.03 16:06:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Speed Addict
Edited by: Speed Addict on 03/01/2007 11:05:01
anyone ever ****ed off a macrominer that is talking with a translator?
i bet ur gonna love this if u hate macrominers
You smacked a chinese man for AN HOUR AND FORTY MINS!
Thats dedication
SKUNK
Privateers Corporation is recruting pilots. Privateer Alliance is recruiting corporations. Evemail me for details |
Speed Devil
Caldari
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.03 16:28:00 -
[41]
thank u
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Mr Portamento
Arcane Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.03 16:30:00 -
[42]
Not realy the best, but the most untastefull mail I got after killing a agent runner in lowsec was this.
Quote:
2006.06.17 21:44
i dont know which person behind this potrait is but i hope that you get Cancer......Mongol i dont care if you laugh but what i say to you comes deep of my heart goodbye
I petitioned it.
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Bailian Moxtain
FightClub TQ
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Posted - 2007.01.03 16:34:00 -
[43]
I hope i wont get banned for this (lots of rude words) 
I stole some ice from a guy and he sent me 7 funny mails . Here is 2 of em:
2006.05.02 14:05
Now then you little ****in rat faced **** features why dont you mine yourself you massive ****. ****in scum like you ruin this game. Gonna hunt you down and **** down your scum THROAT mother ******!!
2006.05.02 20:29
Now then maggot **** you decided to log on and steel some more stuff from people. lookin for you now ugly **** gonna blow you away miniture*****
I got lots of these mails lol
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Serret Nevets
Puppets on Steroids
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Posted - 2007.01.03 17:26:00 -
[44]
I got this Christmas Eve:
"2006.12.24 17:08
Yesterday you destroyed a Demi*****'s ship. He is a good friend of mine. I understand that you are a pirate but I would like to express my concern for attacking this particular individual. He is a noob and I understand that he fell into your trap on his own. Please send him 50k to replace his lost ship. If you do not reply to this message I will assume you wont take responsiblity for your mistake in attacking this individual and I would have to advise you to stay in empire for the next week or 2."
I transfered 1 isk to both the sender and the guy who's ship I destroyed, so I figure that's why I haven't been destroy by this guy.
Cleaning up the Universe, one can at a time. |
Neon Genesis
Gallente
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:01:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Speed Addict
Edited by: Speed Addict on 03/01/2007 11:05:01
anyone ever ****ed off a macrominer that is talking with a translator?
i bet ur gonna love this if u hate macrominers
This is one of the best things ever to be on these forums.
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KillmAll187
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Posted - 2007.01.04 00:10:00 -
[46]
Edited by: KillmAll187 on 04/01/2007 00:11:07
Has anyone seen the video of Tank CEO inviting a guy to their TS server after someone had killed his Exequror? They wanted the guy to apologize for all the smack he gave the killer and they would give him isk. The Exeq pilot said he was 27 and soo acted 5. Friggen hilarious!!!!!!!!
Linkage
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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari
Ore Mongers
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.04 00:30:00 -
[47]
"I know you will most likely not consider a reply to this message, but you should know that the way you play the game is highly disruptive to other players lives. By taking such actions, you have proven yourself to be a dangerous person in real life, who most likely engage in violent behavior and similar, I am not angry, but I would consider a therapist if I were you, you should stop this behavior at the earliest moment available, because it will lead you into a morally corrupt existence where you do not which boundries in the real world are meant to not be broken, and vice-versa. Some day you may just wake up with your face in the pillow sucking on wool, with your naked butt in the air with a person doing something to you without any means of lubrication. And it wouldn't surprise me if, should you not mend your ways swiftly, you would enjoy it, wear a bandana, and go 'Hii-yo-Silver'. That is all."
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Xorus
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.04 01:09:00 -
[48]
Thread cleaned, please do not post chatlogs or link to chatlogs that do not have the other players name removed as its flamebait, please do not try to bypass the profanity filter either :)
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.04 01:37:00 -
[49]
Originally by: KillmAll187
Edited by: KillmAll187 on 04/01/2007 00:11:07
Has anyone seen the video of Tank CEO inviting a guy to their TS server after someone had killed his Exequror? They wanted the guy to apologize for all the smack he gave the killer and they would give him isk. The Exeq pilot said he was 27 and soo acted 5. Friggen hilarious!!!!!!!!
Linkage
Seen it like 20 times, never get tired of it heh.
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Why babelfish is bad mmm k
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Speed Devil
Caldari
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.04 02:07:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Xorus
Thread cleaned, please do not post chatlogs or link to chatlogs that do not have the other players name removed as its flamebait, please do not try to bypass the profanity filter either :)
aw comon, pleeeeeaaaaaase just for once?
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Prophaniti013
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Posted - 2007.01.05 02:07:00 -
[51]
Wow, people take this stuff wayy to seriously. I'll admit it, I'm a carebear myself, I don't pirate because I happen to be low on isk and cant afford to loose a ship. However, when I do get podded I usually send the pirate a message like "Nice shot :)" or something, it's a game, people gotta calm down imho.
People gotta stop complaining and learn from their mistakes.
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Serenity Frye
Defile.
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.05 02:12:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Bailian Moxtain
I hope i wont get banned for this (lots of rude words)
I stole some ice from a guy and he sent me 7 funny mails . Here is 2 of em:
2006.05.02 14:05
Now then you little ****in rat faced **** features why dont you mine yourself you massive ****. ****in scum like you ruin this game. Gonna hunt you down and **** down your scum THROAT mother ******!!
2006.05.02 20:29
Now then maggot **** you decided to log on and steel some more stuff from people. lookin for you now ugly **** gonna blow you away miniture*****
I got lots of these mails lol
Awwww i Still <3 u bail! lol
Quote:
Secondly advanced drone interfacing modules can only be fitted to titans.
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Neal Cassady
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.01.05 06:04:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Neal Cassady on 05/01/2007 06:04:36
I get this response all the time:
"Hey, you know, i had insurance on that <insert ship> so i actually made money! Thanks a lot i guess you wasted your time"
*****s me up every time...
can't say *****? f'ing bookburners
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Handon Guild
Exotic Dancers Club
Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2007.01.05 12:25:00 -
[54]
My contribution to this thread must be this mail, which I received after sniping some guy in lowsec.
2006.03.23 00:30
Thank you for podding me. You blew up all my pizzas and now I have to go and get some more. My boss
will make me carpet surf for an hour as punishment now. I hope you're happy.
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Kythia
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Posted - 2007.01.05 12:40:00 -
[55]
2005.12.03 22:04:00
now listen up buddy... my corperation is moveing here,,,, we have plenty of x pirates with plenty of hate,,,, im an alt,, my mission here is to mine for bus squad who have over 100 member count...im in that corp buddy ... another stunt like that we shall hunt you down and destroy you... i whant a reply to this message if i dont get one ile take that as you dont give a ****.. and have your stupid little corp wardecked....
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Xtro 2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.01.05 14:57:00 -
[56]
My all time fave insults go into my player bio ingame, havent had any good ones in a while, just not upsetting the right people atm :)
Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman.
Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder typically |
Mia Rou
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Posted - 2007.01.05 15:49:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
"I know you will most likely not consider a reply to this message, but you should know that the way you play the game is highly disruptive to other players lives. By taking such actions, you have proven yourself to be a dangerous person in real life, who most likely engage in violent behavior and similar, I am not angry, but I would consider a therapist if I were you, you should stop this behavior at the earliest moment available, because it will lead you into a morally corrupt existence where you do not which boundries in the real world are meant to not be broken, and vice-versa. Some day you may just wake up with your face in the pillow sucking on wool, with your naked butt in the air with a person doing something to you without any means of lubrication. And it wouldn't surprise me if, should you not mend your ways swiftly, you would enjoy it, wear a bandana, and go 'Hii-yo-Silver'. That is all."
awsome
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Khavi Vetali
Gallente
Team Americas
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.05 16:12:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Khavi Vetali on 05/01/2007 16:15:40
I got a player donation from someone that had the tagline "BECAUSE YOU'RE A ****!"
I don't even remember who it was. Just giggled when I saw it in my wallet. Think I killed his hauler.
edit: interesting...tw*t censored. meh.
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Yonos
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Posted - 2007.01.06 18:13:00 -
[59]
Why have you been attacking miners in Bordan???
from YOUR OWN BIO
"friendly to everyone, i am just a broke guy
who needs to get sec status up i wont
bother u at all i swear, plz dont kill me and
yes i know how pathetic i am thank u
ANTI-PIRATE"
Your actions tonigt weren't so friendly...
another one from a guy I never have heard of, nor did he follow through with his threats:
u like to pick on nubs and steal their pos's just letting u know ur gonna be dead soon in-game =) and whine to the gms all u want ima just tell them what it is......im getting paid to pop ur ships and pod u...locator agents on an alt ftw =P
and my personal favorite, a rather pathetic mail from a noob. RNF ftw.
hi... just wanna say that our kill on me last night was pretty nice..waped in fast on that range and blew me up while my gang members couldt do much... well fearless and impressiv... im a noob out here still... but wondered when i got to bed LO;oif u were like wantd to kill me,or if i just was a random one?.. hope u reply:-D have a nice night..
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Fuglife
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.06 18:38:00 -
[60]
2005.06.29 10:08
you f*ck im gonna rip yer f*cking heart out you godless worthless empty no count piece of sh*t curse you ya f*ck do every one a favor and get off your computer and go some where and die you stupid f*ck
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madaluap
Gallente
Mercenary Forces
Exquisite Malevolance
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Posted - 2007.01.07 19:21:00 -
[61]
Best ever?
Its an old one though:
2005.01.30 00:58
hi you are a sheet you know alexander the great give battle 00 ens between 280000 julius cearcear give the winner with 20000 between 500000 but you you are a great men you kill he everybody then have nop skill you are but you are nothing becauses you are NOTING AND AI DONT GIVE YOUR YOUR NBAME AT MY CORPO BECAUSE YOU ARE NETING AND I SAID IF A MA
And than it ended
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Breetime
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Leonardo Sabrioski
Caldari
Shadow Eden
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.07 21:12:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Leonardo Sabrioski on 07/01/2007 21:09:10
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: KillmAll187
Edited by: KillmAll187 on 04/01/2007 00:11:07
Has anyone seen the video of Tank CEO inviting a guy to their TS server after someone had killed his Exequror? They wanted the guy to apologize for all the smack he gave the killer and they would give him isk. The Exeq pilot said he was 27 and soo acted 5. Friggen hilarious!!!!!!!!
Linkage
Seen it like 20 times, never get tired of it heh.
Yay... yay for the smack talk
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<insert threatening remark here>
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Slax Kalimatar
Minmatar
Cyber Rebels
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Posted - 2007.01.14 00:59:00 -
[63]
I was tonight flying around when i saw in low sec a pirate shooting another pirate.
I first "helped" the 2nd pirate to pop the first one and after that the 2nd.
then i sent the 2nd pirate an evemail if he would be so kind to mail me the copy for the 1st pirates killmail and all i got was this:
2007.01.13 21:20
i didnt get the mail and f**k off im coming to kill ur ass
10 minutes later he was back and got a corpmate with him, but didnt seen him again yet...
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.01.14 01:11:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Major Stormer on 14/01/2007 01:08:18
Why dont I get really good hatemail? Half the time the guy convos me and we have a good chat about pvp and the best fittings and crap.
Why does everyone love me???? 
EDIT: not that im pirating currently 
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Shafty
S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.
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Posted - 2007.01.14 08:19:00 -
[65]
Clicky
We are all nice blokes now so we don`t get these anymore
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Intigo
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.01.14 09:33:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Shafty
Clicky
We are all nice blokes now so we don`t get these anymore
Hah, lies!
I don't think this really qualifies as hatemail, but it's the only mail I got after killing a victim - usually they smacktalk me in the private convo instead.
Linkage
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Piewat!
Low SP piracy Now with more stories and small clips! |
Wind Ictiva
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Posted - 2007.01.15 19:52:00 -
[67]
the only reason i pirate it to get these mails
so far i only got one. i took this guys loot and jettisoned it back, just to give him the option to 1v1 me. this is what he wrote:
2006.08.21 02:38
yea thats a lie. i know high lvl a******s like you, theyre in every game. if you want pvp go to areas that have ppl your own skill lvl. i might be new to this game but not to online play, i know you are just bein a d**k to random newbies. keep it up and you will be reported for harrassment. kids like you ruin games for new folks....
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2006.08.21 02:19
just looking for some pvp
my char was indeed older, by almost 35 days. and, maybe its not a feather in my hat, but im over 30. my only regret is that i didnt take his loot afterall. that civilian shield booster would have fetched a handsome sum.
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Alowishus
Shadow Company
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.15 21:21:00 -
[68]
I got something about wishing my family would die in a fire and of cancer. Plus lots of profanity.
Under no circumstances should anyone write to anyone after dying. Unless it's sincerely congratulatory. Otherwise you're just a whiner. I may be a pirate in Eve but it sure beats being a whiner in real life.
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Alowishus
Shadow Company
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.15 21:26:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Major Stormer
Why does everyone love me????
Being a pirate hunter, you're in the unique position that usually your victims understand unilateral pvp and don't get bitter about it. Eve is a game that allows for unilateral pvp. Many players seem to be unaware of this fact and actually have no business playing the game. Unfortunately these people are in the majority.
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Nicocat
Caldari
New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.15 23:07:00 -
[70]
I hate all of you. I've killed haulers carrying snake implants, 350m in Zydrine, bajillions of guns... and not a peep. I don't get hate mails. >.<
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Originally by: Splagada
SEED ME DADDY
WTB: Friggin' portrait |
Jaymine
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:27:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Jaymine on 30/01/2007 21:23:39
I received this one last night after killing a retriever in .5 What can I say, I wanted his strip miners
You sir, are a ****. <<<<<<<<< The C word
And I will find...
your alt.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:31:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Jaymine
Edited by: Jaymine on 30/01/2007 21:23:39
I received this one last night after killing a retriever in .5 What can I say, I wanted his strip miners
You sir, are a ****. <<<<<<<<< The C word
And I will find...
your alt.
Some one convoed me when I undocked and popped his hauler and went like this
M: Yes?
V(for Victim!): Did you blow up my ship
M:Yes
V: Ok then
V: Good night
. . . that was surprisingly pleasant . . . a little too pleasant
of course maybe it was because he had nothing on him besides crap expanders
Half Assed Rhymage |
Legenda
Caldari
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:48:00 -
[73]
2006.07.15 23:15
I hope ya happy ya ******* ******* atleast ya wont get **** from my ship case i had nothing there....ONlY one qustion WHY COUILDNT I MOVE?
[ 2005.12.07 17:45:23 ] Ikvar > Are you really
that stupid?
[ 2005.12.07 17:45:30 ] Spr1nger > YES
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Alowishus
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:55:00 -
[74]
Beautiful.
You must have used the spl01t that stops your target from warping as if their warpcore is scrambled, and also the h4x where your target can't move, as if you fitted some sort of device that acts like a web or stasis or something. Damn l337 bastard.
Originally by: Origin Prior
You were gate camping, how lame can you get.
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Legenda
Caldari
Seraphin Technologies
S.E.R.A
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Posted - 2007.01.30 22:00:00 -
[75]
Nah he just jumped into our dictor bubble camp and was webbed to the bone ^^ |
JoeT
Amarr
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.30 22:33:00 -
[76]
look up resin kadir in game. i think i am still in his bio. too bad he quit now.
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Psychia
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Posted - 2007.01.31 02:44:00 -
[77]
hmm my favorite one was prob the killing of La Famiglia in his Maelstrom
basically when we killed him he told us to go f*** our selfs in the a** and that he was gonna pod the F*** out of us for killing his last ship and that we were all c*** suckers and while he is saying all of this i have his pod scrammed so all i do is graciously scoop his drones after the not so great fight he put up and pod him with his own drones and then sacrifice them to the sentry gun gods
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Jaymine
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Posted - 2007.01.31 03:21:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Alowishus
Beautiful.
You must have used the spl01t that stops your target from warping as if their warpcore is scrambled, and also the h4x where your target can't move, as if you fitted some sort of device that acts like a web or stasis or something. Damn l337 bastard.
LMAO
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 03:37:00 -
[79]
I had hatemail once, a carebear like me.
Before joining ANZA and before getting my alt and ignoring the going ons in the eve universe, i was quite happily mining kernite in empire filling a jet can and hauling it back. After one nice haul i was on my way to filling my third can of kernite when some noob in a bestower warped to my belt. He warped in about 20kms from me and started to head in my direction.
I said in local: Thats my can your heading towards.
He kept coming
I unlocked one roid and deactivated a laser. He kept coming. 10kms out i let my drones out. He kept coming. 5kms out i target locked him.
I said: Final warning, take my ore and i shoot
He reached my can. He took some. The aggro timer started. he aligned for the only station in the system
I warp scrammed him. Betcha didnt see that coming.
He was quite unhappy in local chat and tried to convo me. I sent 5 hammerhead drones his way. He lost his ship. He was quite unhappy. His evemail to me consisted of saying i was a cheater and a noob (i would have thought newbie byt that stage) he said he was going to pettition his loss. I replied: LOL
Normally when i get caught out at a gatecamp i say: Good job, well executed, have fun with my loot and such.
The point to all this: Equip warp scramers on your barges in highsec, teach ore theives a lesson.
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KaptnSparrow
Caldari
TARDZ
Gods of Night and Day
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Posted - 2007.02.03 00:42:00 -
[80]
why does nobody send me so nice mails :(
I never get anything as eve mail or just smack in local and this even barley :(
maybe I have to go for -5 to get hate mails
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Posted - 2007.02.03 01:07:00 -
[81]
2007.01.22 23:19
Know that you podded a member of [corp name removed] and retribution will follow. A bounty has been put on you..........your dead.
Yeah.... I still waiting for this retribution that has been promised me, so far it's just been a bunch of smack as to how I'm a 6 year old and mommy and daddy must be so proud of me.
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.03 03:21:00 -
[82]
Edited by: deathforge on 03/02/2007 03:21:45
Best mail I've recieved (sadly)
Quote:
2006.09.07 09:00
I hope you die very soon and i added 500k to your bounty i will ass 500 per day until you are dead! ******* *******!
He never came through.
Fun in local:
*scrambled ship*
[09:34:18] victim > thanks for being a ****
*scrambled pod*
[09:36:38] victim > suppose you're gonna be a****got and try to pod me too
[09:36:54] deathforge > try?
[09:36:56] victim > nice job*****
*squish*
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Electric Cucumber
Amarr
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.03 09:35:00 -
[83]
victim > are you think the dead?
victim > **** you
victim > wait for, I will kill yours ****!
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News
Minmatar
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.02.03 13:44:00 -
[84]
This guy first went nuts in convo, then a while later, I recieved this:
2006.02.03 06:04
I hope you are raped by a pack of wild dogs. I hope the wild dogs have AIDS and you live in Africa. I hope those dogs live next door to you and they constantly watch you over the fence when you bend over to weed. I hope you are improbably knocked up with six half-dog mutant retards. I hope the dogtards require expensive medicines to keep them alive. I hope that you have to work 60 hours a week in a DeBeers diamond mine so that your dogtards can loll around at home in puddles of their own drool, masterbating shamelessly and laughing all the time. I hope that you somehow feel compelled to remain in this horrible life until you have some sort of shameful cathartic moment and you then decide to take your own life. I hope you try to shoot yourself in the head, but one of the dogtards bites your ankle at the last second and you only blast out the part of your brain that feels joy and you explode one of your eyeballs. I hope you get bedsores the size of fat women's aureolas while you are in the hospital. I hope you return home and find that the dogtards have impregnated each other and given birth to their own litters of doubledogtards that are ten times stupider and smellier than their parents. I hope that after you cry yourself to sleep with your one good eye, you wake up to find that one of the doubledogtards is raping your empty eyesocket. I hope the wound is still sort of fresh and that the doubledogtard **** burns like hell.
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Mind you, it's the only hatemail I ever got, but I like to think I hit the jackpot in one go.
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Lady Kinla
Dark Empire Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.03 15:08:00 -
[85]
looks like someone has a dog fetish!
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LoganFire
Amarr
Quam Singulari
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.02.03 15:29:00 -
[86]
I live for my kill mails and hate mails, however I once I had someone mail me saying your dead meat, I know where you live and I am going to hire a hit man in RL to take u out. I laughed that much I feel of my chair, after a few min of laughter I peptition him never saw him again
FEEL THE QUAM
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