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thesulei
Syndicate Technologies
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Ralara random question:
these are all world records, yes?
shouldnt eve submit itself to the guiness book of records?
do we all get our names in there, since we all took part?
No, afaik, the China cluster holds the record now.
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Haniblecter Teg
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:12:00 -
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GET OUT OF JITA YOU NEWBS. There's 4999 systems in this world, shoot **** there. ---------------------------------------- Friends Forever
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Eralus
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Haniblecter Teg GET OUT OF JITA YOU NEWBS. There's 4999 systems in this world, shoot **** there.
What if my means of making money isn't shooting ****? Hrm? _____ Lifewire is a big, ugly, mean... carebear. |

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari Northern Intelligence SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:22:00 -
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Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 14/01/2007 23:23:04 Stop whining. CCP is doing their best to solve lag problems. They are working hard on it. We all should feel that we owe CCP for giving us such a great game. eVe is simply the best game out there and is definitely worth a 12-month subscription. I know I will be enjoying eVe until 2008. CCP 4TW. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
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Nev Clavain
Wise Guys Rogue Method Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: Nev Clavain on 14/01/2007 23:30:12 Hurrah new record blahdiblah.
Now with new records brings much consternation and unhappiness about lag. HAving just watched Terminator 3: RIse of the machines I've had a new idea.
I think all dev time should be devoted to making the Tranquility cluster self-aware. Then it can spread itself in the form of a virus and use the distributed processing power of the world's PCs to power our universe.
Furthermore the new self-aware Tranquility can turn on its enemies such as World of Warcraft and other such MMOs and improper uses of the internet, by tapping into the world's strategic defence systems and launching several precision strikes (take out whoever is responsible for the billions of spam emails sent everyday too). This should leave the information superhighway clean for all our essential eve-related data.
The next step would be to leverage the control of strategic defence systems to demand the output of factories and industry to construct a robotic and nanotech workforce capable of making further expansions and necessary repairs to the EVE cluster, which would also dispose of our reliance on corporate monstrosities such as IBM. The cluster can expand unchecked without any worry about subscription base or finance. The workforce can then be turned to making supercomputers for all eve customers therby eliminating all client lag and making the experience truly immersive.
There you have it, in a few paragraphs i've cleared up all lag problems in eve. All that's required is total world domination, a small nuclear war, and EVE being turned into the matrix to keep all humans occupied while the sentient Tranquility cluster wages a brutal war against its chinese twin.
We get to play eve all day long, subscription free, and the only price is that we have to be human batteries until we die.
There you have it dev's, I don't want to hear any more pathetic bleating in dev blogs about 'we are working on the lag issues.' I've given you a complete roadmap to world domination and a lag-free cluster. Well? What are you waiting for? Get crakking (sorry for bypassing 'profanity' (and some totally normal word) filter.
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Eralus
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Posted - 2007.01.14 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 14/01/2007 23:23:04 Stop whining. CCP is doing their best to solve lag problems. They are working hard on it. We all should feel that we owe CCP for giving us such a great game. eVe is simply the best game out there and is definitely worth a 12-month subscription. I know I will be enjoying eVe until 2008. CCP 4TW.
That's hog wash.
I don't OWE them anything. I pay a subscription for a service. I expect that service to work.
And if they want me to keep paying my subscription, I should not be prevented from training my skills because they can't solve their lag problem. _____ Lifewire is a big, ugly, mean... carebear. |

Minsc
Gallente A.W.M Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.01.15 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Eralus
Originally by: Haniblecter Teg GET OUT OF JITA YOU NEWBS. There's 4999 systems in this world, shoot **** there.
What if my means of making money isn't shooting ****? Hrm?
Then perform that means of money making 2 ******* jumps from Jita and you'll still make exactly the same amount of isk without the lag. Jesus most people will come to buy your **** just to AVOID having to go to Jita in the first place.
Originally by: Sharkbait please for the love of god read the dam stickies
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w0rmy
Intensive CareBearz
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Posted - 2007.01.15 02:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire We all should feel that we owe CCP for giving us such a great game.
yes we owe them so much! its not like we pay for the service is it 
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Dark Shikari
What single item is larger than a jetcan?
My ego?
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Nadarius Chrome
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.15 03:06:00 -
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Originally by: Spenz Hell I saw some guy's WRECK dock at the outpost while his loot remained in a regular jetcan.
Oi, that wasn't a wreck, that was a new Minmatar ship! :p
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.15 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Peri Helion
Originally by: Blake O'Reilly
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Cry some more. Seriously. Its very entertaining. Every damn sunday. 
So this is acceptable to you? You must be very easy to please.
He is a fanboi, ignore him. Kind of hard I know since he must be a HippoKing alt (he is in almost as many threads as DS) 
He's not a Hippoking alt. Hippoking does indeed have a forum posting alt, and I know who it is. And Jim is not it 
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