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Commander Spurty
Moosearmy
I N G L O R I O U S
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Posted - 2015.12.18 11:48:39 -
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Yah we all see the begging threads and roll our eyes, but what about giving back?
Pick a CCP name and something that you would like to give them (no sex / violence plzkthx)
CCP Guard - Low five (and a book of jokes or some Carry on films)
CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!)
CCP Fozzie - some brasso to polish his balls of steel and to have a beer with him
CCP Karkur - flock of sheep to keep her wool supplies topped up
CCP Punktris - new tiara and a beer
CCP Mimic - a book of words you could use instead of "that word that shall not be said"
CCP people I missed - just some time to spend with your loved ones
How's about you?
Funniest gets 250mill (payout Christmas Eve)
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Gregor Parud
Ordo Ardish
1842
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Posted - 2015.12.18 11:51:48 -
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A clue. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
41951
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Posted - 2015.12.18 11:53:14 -
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Edit: I need a clue.
I can't read.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
708
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Posted - 2015.12.18 12:18:05 -
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Pizza.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9800
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Posted - 2015.12.18 12:27:13 -
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P45s (or the Icelandic equivalent)
E: if it has to be explicitly stated, just a joke 
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
366
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Posted - 2015.12.18 12:46:50 -
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CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!) - has to be a Somerset Mahm edition tin |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9802
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:01:49 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:CCP Falcon - tin of Quality Street (1980 era sized tin mind you!) - has to be a Somerset Mahm edition tin
*Maugham
You get a P45, sir
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
13145
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:14:07 -
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bumble i don't think anyone aside from either of us here gets what a p45 is.
Better the Devil you know.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9806
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:25:56 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:bumble i don't think anyone aside from either of us here gets what a p45 is.
Probably not, but at least my hope is that it would tickle their curiosity and empower them to go and find out! 
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
27862
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:34:35 -
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Pee for five?
I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing...
I identify as Sol-kin and I oppose all WiSgender because the white priviledged spacists just want to oppress me with their Avatariarchy. Once the carebears are eradicated, I will stand before them, screaming...
THE GAME ! (:
You lost... :)
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9808
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:39:54 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Pee for five?
I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing...
* Pee Forty-five
It's a real thing, but oh god I bet whoever receives it would wish that it were an honest to goodness waffle 
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
27862
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:42:37 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Solecist Project wrote:Pee for five?
I won't look it up ... who knows, maybe it's a blue waffle thing... * Pee Forty-five It's a real thing, but oh god I bet whoever receives it would wish that it were an honest to goodness waffle
Do you know blue waffles... ?
I identify as Sol-kin and I oppose all WiSgender because the white priviledged spacists just want to oppress me with their Avatariarchy. Once the carebears are eradicated, I will stand before them, screaming...
THE GAME ! (:
You lost... :)
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9808
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:55:43 -
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Google has informed me...and it's still probably better than a P45
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Evasive Shadow Assassin
Entropy VS Chaos
1091
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Posted - 2015.12.18 13:57:52 -
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A smack in the mouth for being such ignorant gits n putting any thoughts into xmas gifts for the players
Don't forget to spread word about the EvE Online New Player Guide, 50+ videos and counting, let's get more and more players into this amazing game!
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9810
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:13:28 -
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Evasive Shadow Assassin wrote:A smack in the mouth for being such ignorant gits n putting any thoughts into xmas gifts for the players
I think you deserve that in-game smack in the mouth for being such a whiny barleyjack.
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Kaska Iskalar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
42
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:45:02 -
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CCP Oveur - His job back.
Commander Spurty wrote:Pick a CCP name and something that you would like to give them (no sex / violence plzkthx)
So nude Jello wrestling is a no then? |
Persephone Alleile
Nocx Initiative
84
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:47:25 -
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Ahh shoot I always leave my shopping to the last minute . . . luckily I have a bunch of Serpentis T-shirts and Quafe Zero sitting around I could re-gift. |
ISD Fractal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
318
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:48:23 -
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Quote:2. Be respectful toward others at all times.
The purpose of the EVE Online forums is to provide a platform for exchange of ideas, and a venue for the discussion of EVE Online. Occasionally there will be conflicts that arise when people voice opinions. Forum users are expected to be courteous when disagreeing with others.
I have removed a post and those quoting it for violating the above rule.
ISD Fractal
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Divine Entervention
Rational Chaos Inc.
Phoebe Freeport Republic
812
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:49:12 -
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Skill Points |
Pix Severus
Mew Age Outpaws
1361
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:50:54 -
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I gave CCP a multi-account resub for Christmas.
My lord.
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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
81
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Posted - 2015.12.18 15:16:50 -
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For Falcon, Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie
For Fozzie, Hoverkraft Levitating Construction Challenge
For Logibro, Aliens Facehugger Mask
ISD Max Trix
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
101938
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Posted - 2015.12.18 15:33:02 -
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For CCP Hunter- A big bottle of bourbon
For CCP Larrikin- The spare tumblers to so he can share with Hunter.
Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Space music http://minddivided.com
I G Channel HighDragChat
Broadcast4Reps
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Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
1137
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Posted - 2015.12.18 16:18:51 -
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A lump of cheap coal.
The kind that does not burn well.
"Entitlement" is a euphemism for "I hate the way you play and it makes me cry like a baby".
If you fantasize about being immoral it means you enjoy being immoral deep down.
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Milla Goodpussy
Federal Navy Academy
348
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Posted - 2015.12.18 16:41:16 -
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free avatar clothes.. damn even a santa coat would be nice,
a new ship?? hey that's a great idea..
a SP bonus booster??? yeah that's another great idea ( if ccp doesn't break it.... again)
a nice card saying.. thanks for staying and playing and paying for the year ( you really ignore your 12 month advance paying customer base btw)
a new design for a ship...
a gecko II or something.
anything more than some stupid snowballs which we already have... that's just cheap and obviously someone too lazy to say thanks for staying loyal to the product.
hell perhaps a nice picture of all the CCP staff...something! |
Max Fubarticus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2015.12.18 16:49:59 -
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I would like to give:
CCP Guard a buff to VERTICALITY
CCP Mimic an Icelandic Bikini
CCP Antiquarian an Urban Dictionary
CCP Karkur copious amounts of hair care products
CCP Shadowcat a personality
CCP Fozzie a Shadow Serpentis Crainial Compression Array
CCP Rise a lifetime supply of Birth Control products
CCP Falcon a 200 Billion isk Reality Cheque
CCP Reddawn a REAL Scotish accent and a pair of undies for his kilt
CCP Larrikin a jar of vintage Vegemite (circa 1964)
CCP Logibro a sense of purpose
But more than anything... A huge Thank You for all the hard work you did for our Eve Community this year. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Max |
Leila Meurtrier
Why Am I Not Surprised
32
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Posted - 2015.12.18 17:05:09 -
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I want Chribba's tooth if he ever lost one.
Also, I want a suspicious garbage bin with limbs sticking out, fridge for the corpses, "On-grid boosting for Dummies" book, A lot of planetary money, DNA scooper with spacecuit strap, Invisible Pink Nestor model, fedo house, rotten potato, depressurization prevention holoreel and bag of wallnuts.
Still, I'd be happy with just joke Jovian Destroyer that got tactical reconfigurations for salvaging/mining/warping, with enormous drone bay, but drone damage/health penalty and only 5Mbit bandwidth. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
the troll bridge
23439
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Posted - 2015.12.18 17:16:52 -
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For Christmas, I want to give CCP another official FOIA request for all info on CCP NakedMan.
Thats right CCP... dont you forget that you IGNORED the last one... technically you are in violation of the Freedom Of Information Act (which probably isnt applicable in Iceland.. but rest assured that i will petition the Icelandic government as soon as I study up on Icelandic Naked Dev Information Law....)
Id give the ISDs stuff for Christmas.. but they wouldnt accept it. Something about bribing an officer of the law or some nonsense.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Blue mistique
Epsilon Inc
2
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Posted - 2015.12.18 17:27:19 -
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CCP Falcon - A huge box of Crayola after his recent Avatar drawing session on MS Paint - lets see him do it on paper next time |
Milla Goodpussy
Federal Navy Academy
348
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Posted - 2015.12.18 17:35:01 -
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Blue mistique wrote:CCP Falcon - A huge box of Crayola after his recent Avatar drawing session on MS Paint - lets see him do it on paper next time
id like to give ccp falcon headache medicine for putting up with forums and never blowing his top. |
Tara Eves
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
32
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Posted - 2015.12.18 18:26:25 -
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I'd like to give CCP a mission:
To find an alternative Caldari racial ewar trait to replace ECM.
Perhaps a specialist missile disruption similar to Amarr's tracking disruptors? Maybe drone-interference technology? maybe anything except just stopping people from playing the game.
Either that or a massive buff to ECCM. |
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