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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:33:00 -
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King of Smack says Yo momma's so fat...
... that her sig radius is bigger than a titan's.
... that stars orbit her.
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
... that she uses a 10.000MN MWD to get outta bed.
... that she needs bookmarks to tie her shoelaces.
... that she must've fit cargo expanders in the lows slots to make her dinner fit in her stomache.
Post'em if you got 'em! 
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:36:00 -
[2]
 Originally by: Atreides Horza
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
Best one 
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Aeon Yakati
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:41:00 -
[3]
... that BoB came to claim her.
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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:44:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Aeon Yakati
... that BoB came to claim her.
Maybe that's where CYVOK safespotted Steve then?
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Shao Daar
United Alliance
Coalition Of Empires
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:46:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Aeon Yakati
... that BoB came to claim her.
Maybe that's where CYVOK safespotted Steve then?
x [enter some big number here]
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Telkanes Serkant
Caldari
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:47:00 -
[6]
...That Quafe has a direct line for her.
:( pants
Life is a game :) (Downtimes the *****!) |
Sharcy
Sonnema
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:50:00 -
[7]
...that CCP had to enable the option to orbit in AU...
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ForceM
Gallente
POS Builder Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:06:00 -
[8]
... that she makes any system lagg more then Jita.
Me being a pessimist is a win-win situation:
Either i am right .. or its even better then i said. |
Xscaped Pensioner
Trident Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:19:00 -
[9]
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
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SamuelAdams
Gallente
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:27:00 -
[10]
Your momma is so fat, she ate my Iteron III because she thought it was a Tootsie roll.
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Dominie Dirtch
Minmatar
Revival.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:28:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
Thats the best!
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My voice shall tear you asunder and show your vile ways. |
Pychian Vanervi
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:44:00 -
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Your mama's so fat her bra size is 20AU
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory![/b]
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Xscaped Pensioner
Trident Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:47:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Pychian Vanervi
Your mama's so fat her bra size is 20AU
..Strike a pose!!
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Mista Sexamalicious
Sexa Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:30:00 -
[14]
... That CCP had to give her three nodes all to herself so the sever wouldn't crash when "Acquiring the Fat *****".
SEXEH!
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Jessica May
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:33:00 -
[15]
...she couldn't get a clone to replace her
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Ice Conch
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:47:00 -
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...the only person desperate enough for her is ollobrains.
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Corbin Devereux
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:49:00 -
[17]
Yo momma so fat, her dominix makes fun of her..
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Yukami Kido
Caldari
Adeptus Illuminati Aegis Authentica
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:00:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Atreides Horza
King of Smack says Yo momma's so fat...
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
classic
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Maelphaedor
Caldari
Quasar Consortium
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:01:00 -
[19]
Your mama is so fat, that Chribba tried to mine her in his Veldnaught by mistake!
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MrRookie
Caldari
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:04:00 -
[20]
So fat she can't dock or enter + 0,4 systems
sig nurfed |
Ral Ulgur
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:05:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
No... actually, that's why CCP will release a Blood Raider faction carrier...
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Nox Solaria
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:06:00 -
[22]
... that she did things with TOMB's Nerfbat that mention of would get you banned from the forums.
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Terth Sivo
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:13:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Ral Ulgur
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
No... actually, that's why CCP will release a Blood Raider faction carrier...
Dude...
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Trevedian
Amarr
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:17:00 -
[24]
You're Momma is SOOOOOO Fat that...
The only thing that is attracted by her is... GRAVITY
She wears an asteroid belt
When she steps on a scale it says " Calculating " followed by;
" SOONÖ "
Gallente Scientists plan to use her to shore up holes in the Ozone layer of planets.
When I had to swerve to avoid colliding with her in space I ran out of cap!
She shows up on scanner as "Large Coliidable Object"
She so huge that in the vast, dark expanse of space she can only be seen with a Blacklight...
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Cabadrin
Caldari
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:22:00 -
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... that when she enters system she bumps everyone to the next one.
... that she can only jump through gates one limb at a time.
... that stations dock with her.
... that when she tries to enter a deadspace it says "we're sorry, but our gates aren't equipped to handle yo' fat ass."
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Raste
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:26:00 -
[26]
...you need to web her to get her into warp.
===This is a sig===
"no matter where you are or what you're doing, you know that down in the southeast, LV and RA are trying to stab each other in the face." -- Cadiz
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:37:00 -
[27]
...that citadels hit for full damage.
(I know.. I suck..)
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Bawldeux IV
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:54:00 -
[28]
...she cant fit through the eve gate
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Betonela
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:00:00 -
[29]
... so big like EvE
momma The EvE, are u ?
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Herio Mortis
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:01:00 -
[30]
... she uses an obelisk as a handbag.
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And *pop* went my ferox... |
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