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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:33:00 -
[1]
King of Smack says Yo momma's so fat...
... that her sig radius is bigger than a titan's.
... that stars orbit her.
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
... that she uses a 10.000MN MWD to get outta bed.
... that she needs bookmarks to tie her shoelaces.
... that she must've fit cargo expanders in the lows slots to make her dinner fit in her stomache.
Post'em if you got 'em! 
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:36:00 -
[2]
 Originally by: Atreides Horza
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
Best one 
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Aeon Yakati
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:41:00 -
[3]
... that BoB came to claim her.
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Atreides Horza
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:44:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Aeon Yakati
... that BoB came to claim her.
Maybe that's where CYVOK safespotted Steve then?
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Shao Daar
United Alliance
Coalition Of Empires
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:46:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Aeon Yakati
... that BoB came to claim her.
Maybe that's where CYVOK safespotted Steve then?
x [enter some big number here]
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Telkanes Serkant
Caldari
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:47:00 -
[6]
...That Quafe has a direct line for her.
:( pants
Life is a game :) (Downtimes the *****!) |
Sharcy
Sonnema
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Posted - 2007.01.23 11:50:00 -
[7]
...that CCP had to enable the option to orbit in AU...
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ForceM
Gallente
POS Builder Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:06:00 -
[8]
... that she makes any system lagg more then Jita.
Me being a pessimist is a win-win situation:
Either i am right .. or its even better then i said. |
Xscaped Pensioner
Trident Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:19:00 -
[9]
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
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SamuelAdams
Gallente
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:27:00 -
[10]
Your momma is so fat, she ate my Iteron III because she thought it was a Tootsie roll.
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Dominie Dirtch
Minmatar
Revival.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:28:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
Thats the best!
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My voice shall tear you asunder and show your vile ways. |
Pychian Vanervi
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:44:00 -
[12]
Your mama's so fat her bra size is 20AU
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory![/b]
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Xscaped Pensioner
Trident Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.23 12:47:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Pychian Vanervi
Your mama's so fat her bra size is 20AU
..Strike a pose!!
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Mista Sexamalicious
Sexa Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:30:00 -
[14]
... That CCP had to give her three nodes all to herself so the sever wouldn't crash when "Acquiring the Fat *****".
SEXEH!
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Jessica May
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:33:00 -
[15]
...she couldn't get a clone to replace her
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Ice Conch
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:47:00 -
[16]
...the only person desperate enough for her is ollobrains.
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Corbin Devereux
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:49:00 -
[17]
Yo momma so fat, her dominix makes fun of her..
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Yukami Kido
Caldari
Adeptus Illuminati Aegis Authentica
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:00:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Atreides Horza
King of Smack says Yo momma's so fat...
... that your daddy drops a cyno whenever she has to go shopping.
classic
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Maelphaedor
Caldari
Quasar Consortium
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:01:00 -
[19]
Your mama is so fat, that Chribba tried to mine her in his Veldnaught by mistake!
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MrRookie
Caldari
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:04:00 -
[20]
So fat she can't dock or enter + 0,4 systems
sig nurfed |
Ral Ulgur
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:05:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
No... actually, that's why CCP will release a Blood Raider faction carrier...
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Nox Solaria
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:06:00 -
[22]
... that she did things with TOMB's Nerfbat that mention of would get you banned from the forums.
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Terth Sivo
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:13:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Ral Ulgur
Originally by: Xscaped Pensioner
... That she uses my archon as a tampon
No... actually, that's why CCP will release a Blood Raider faction carrier...
Dude...
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Trevedian
Amarr
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:17:00 -
[24]
You're Momma is SOOOOOO Fat that...
The only thing that is attracted by her is... GRAVITY
She wears an asteroid belt
When she steps on a scale it says " Calculating " followed by;
" SOONÖ "
Gallente Scientists plan to use her to shore up holes in the Ozone layer of planets.
When I had to swerve to avoid colliding with her in space I ran out of cap!
She shows up on scanner as "Large Coliidable Object"
She so huge that in the vast, dark expanse of space she can only be seen with a Blacklight...
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Cabadrin
Caldari
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:22:00 -
[25]
... that when she enters system she bumps everyone to the next one.
... that she can only jump through gates one limb at a time.
... that stations dock with her.
... that when she tries to enter a deadspace it says "we're sorry, but our gates aren't equipped to handle yo' fat ass."
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Raste
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:26:00 -
[26]
...you need to web her to get her into warp.
===This is a sig===
"no matter where you are or what you're doing, you know that down in the southeast, LV and RA are trying to stab each other in the face." -- Cadiz
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:37:00 -
[27]
...that citadels hit for full damage.
(I know.. I suck..)
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Bawldeux IV
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.01.23 14:54:00 -
[28]
...she cant fit through the eve gate
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Betonela
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:00:00 -
[29]
... so big like EvE
momma The EvE, are u ?
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join on New Movement of Market Traders |
Herio Mortis
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:01:00 -
[30]
... she uses an obelisk as a handbag.
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And *pop* went my ferox... |
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Ivan Kirilenkov
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:05:00 -
[31]
Yo Moderator says keep it on an acceptable level and remember that we're a teen rated forum :)
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Katrina Coreli
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:09:00 -
[32]
...That when she tried to jump into jita to do her shopping the jump que said "No fleets please"
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Doomed Predator
The Phoenix Rising
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:11:00 -
[33]
....That you can anchor a POS to her
....That when she farts it's like a doomsday weapon weant off
....that she shows as a blob on the map
....that she's marked as a landmark on the map
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:42:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Ebedar on 23/01/2007 16:42:16
...That if you warp to her at 0 you're still 2AU away from her
...That she uses an Obelisk as a pod
...That she rolled over in bed and ended up in a different region
...That she burped and totalled Caldari Prime
~
ioctl |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:47:00 -
[35]
. . . that she bumped me and I traveled back in time
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Katrina Coreli
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:01:00 -
[36]
...that when she rolled over she crushed ya daddy to a singularity
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Zezman
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:06:00 -
[37]
Yo mamma's so fat, when they came up with ship classes, they listed
frigate
destroyer
cruiser
battlecruiser
battleship
carrier
mothership
dreadnaught
titan
YOMAMMA!
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Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:07:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
. . . that she bumped me and I traveled back in time
i lol'd in Rl 
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:41:00 -
[39]
Edited by: DarknessInc on 23/01/2007 18:39:21
Edited by: DarknessInc on 23/01/2007 18:38:55
Yo momma is so fat....you need 3 Capital jump drives to move her to the next system over
....GHSC is trying to plot a way to infiltrate her fat folds
....there isnt enough alcohol on the entire planet for Oveur to go near her
....downtime is dedicated to rubbing her down with butter and oil, and the DEV team attempting to 'unstuck' her from gates
....that upon entering the 10/10 complex, Station Ultima went "ohh ^$#$ this" and self destructed
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Kharakan
Amarr
Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:49:00 -
[40]
Originally by: DarknessInc
....there isnt enough alcohol on the entire planet for Oveur to go near her
That's serious fat! 
(plz dunt banz0r meh.)
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:56:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Kharakan
(plz dunt banz0r meh.)
yea!!!!! Same for me!! <3 Oveur
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:13:00 -
[42]
... she uses Domis for drones
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Ceramik
Black Avatar
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:13:00 -
[43]
Yo momma so fat that...
...she uses an Apoc as a ...well, you know...
...Kestrels need 5 warps to make it across her
...you would need a full cargohold of Observators to scan the area she takes up
...people regularly find entire herds of Fedos stuck in her folds
...she uses Minmatar outposts for lunch trays
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Brother Benthor
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:22:00 -
[44]
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
-ACCEPTING new REQUESTS- |
Lazaroth
Caldari
Quantum Synergies
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:33:00 -
[45]
your mamma is so fat that...
...her login picture only shows her doubleshins
...ccps has a special department for stuck petitions from players who accidently warped into her.
Sig-Makers Workshop |
DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:45:00 -
[46]
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
Yo momma is soo fat, Even a Titan with maxed Navigation skills, cannot jump drive around her, or even 3/4 of the way
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:52:00 -
[47]
Originally by: DarknessInc
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
Yo momma is soo fat, Even a Titan with maxed Navigation skills, cannot jump drive around her, or even 3/4 of the way
weak its too long.
. . . Yo Momma is soo fat that she burped and opened up jove space
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Harpezza
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 22:13:00 -
[48]
Yo momma's so fat that Dark Shikari's **** added just enough mass that she imploded into a quantum singularity. |
Tractormech
Caldari
the Gaurds of Honor
New Eve Order
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Posted - 2007.01.23 22:15:00 -
[49]
...that when she hauls *** to jita, the charon takes two trips.
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madaluap
Gallente
Mercenary Forces
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.01.23 23:32:00 -
[50]
Your momma is so fat that BOB thought she was a region and took her
Its has been posted before in a different way, but i like this one better 
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Breetime
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 03:18:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
1.
Yo mommas so fat, only half of her escaped the collapse of the eve gate.
2.
You know all those cans thrown around in the eve gate system? Well they were once set in a precise orbit around the eve gate, then your Yo momma came through and they ran like hell.
3.
If yo momma was an element, her atomic weight would be "Fat."
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
5.
Yo Momma's so fat, I adopted her in the "Adopt a Constellation" program.
^Not sure if everywhere has 'adopt a highway' programs but I see them all the time here in America...
6. Yo momma's so fat, your birthday coincides with the birthday of 3 new regions.
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Rick Thwaites
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.01.24 05:35:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
--
Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 06:02:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Rick Thwaites
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
...She took out her trash and the Minmatar race was born.
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cap'n porkchop
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Posted - 2007.01.24 07:46:00 -
[54]
...when she gave birth, out popped an outpost.
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Royaldo
Old Farts
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Posted - 2007.01.24 09:07:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
lmao!
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 09:53:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
Thats a feature though
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Admai Sket
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:20:00 -
[57]
Yo Momma's so fat CCP conceeded the need for a sharded server.
I got my sig snipped again. Can someone make me a new one? |
Kharakan
Amarr
Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:24:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Mitten
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
Thats a feature though
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Rick Thwaites
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Mitten
Originally by: Rick Thwaites
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
...She took out her trash and the Minmatar race was born.
... She burped and those Minmatar went interstellar for the first time.
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Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
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