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Ivan Kirilenkov
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:05:00 -
[31]
Yo Moderator says keep it on an acceptable level and remember that we're a teen rated forum :)
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Katrina Coreli
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:09:00 -
[32]
...That when she tried to jump into jita to do her shopping the jump que said "No fleets please"
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Doomed Predator
The Phoenix Rising
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:11:00 -
[33]
....That you can anchor a POS to her
....That when she farts it's like a doomsday weapon weant off
....that she shows as a blob on the map
....that she's marked as a landmark on the map
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:42:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Ebedar on 23/01/2007 16:42:16
...That if you warp to her at 0 you're still 2AU away from her
...That she uses an Obelisk as a pod
...That she rolled over in bed and ended up in a different region
...That she burped and totalled Caldari Prime
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ioctl |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 16:47:00 -
[35]
. . . that she bumped me and I traveled back in time
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Katrina Coreli
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:01:00 -
[36]
...that when she rolled over she crushed ya daddy to a singularity
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Zezman
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:06:00 -
[37]
Yo mamma's so fat, when they came up with ship classes, they listed
frigate
destroyer
cruiser
battlecruiser
battleship
carrier
mothership
dreadnaught
titan
YOMAMMA!
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Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:07:00 -
[38]
 Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
. . . that she bumped me and I traveled back in time
i lol'd in Rl 
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:41:00 -
[39]
Edited by: DarknessInc on 23/01/2007 18:39:21
Edited by: DarknessInc on 23/01/2007 18:38:55
Yo momma is so fat....you need 3 Capital jump drives to move her to the next system over
....GHSC is trying to plot a way to infiltrate her fat folds
....there isnt enough alcohol on the entire planet for Oveur to go near her
....downtime is dedicated to rubbing her down with butter and oil, and the DEV team attempting to 'unstuck' her from gates
....that upon entering the 10/10 complex, Station Ultima went "ohh ^$#$ this" and self destructed
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Kharakan
Amarr
Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:49:00 -
[40]
Originally by: DarknessInc
....there isnt enough alcohol on the entire planet for Oveur to go near her
 That's serious fat! 
(plz dunt banz0r meh.)
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:56:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Kharakan
(plz dunt banz0r meh.)
yea!!!!! Same for me!! <3 Oveur
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:13:00 -
[42]
... she uses Domis for drones
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Ceramik
Black Avatar
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:13:00 -
[43]
Yo momma so fat that...
...she uses an Apoc as a ...well, you know...
...Kestrels need 5 warps to make it across her
...you would need a full cargohold of Observators to scan the area she takes up
...people regularly find entire herds of Fedos stuck in her folds
...she uses Minmatar outposts for lunch trays
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Brother Benthor
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.23 19:22:00 -
[44]
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
-ACCEPTING new REQUESTS- |
Lazaroth
Caldari
Quantum Synergies
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:33:00 -
[45]
your mamma is so fat that...
...her login picture only shows her doubleshins
...ccps has a special department for stuck petitions from players who accidently warped into her.
Sig-Makers Workshop |
DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:45:00 -
[46]
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
Yo momma is soo fat, Even a Titan with maxed Navigation skills, cannot jump drive around her, or even 3/4 of the way
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 21:52:00 -
[47]
Originally by: DarknessInc
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
Yo momma is soo fat, Even a Titan with maxed Navigation skills, cannot jump drive around her, or even 3/4 of the way
weak its too long.
. . . Yo Momma is soo fat that she burped and opened up jove space
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Harpezza
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.23 22:13:00 -
[48]
Yo momma's so fat that Dark Shikari's **** added just enough mass that she imploded into a quantum singularity. |
Tractormech
Caldari
the Gaurds of Honor
New Eve Order
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Posted - 2007.01.23 22:15:00 -
[49]
...that when she hauls *** to jita, the charon takes two trips.
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madaluap
Gallente
Mercenary Forces
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.01.23 23:32:00 -
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Your momma is so fat that BOB thought she was a region and took her
Its has been posted before in a different way, but i like this one better 
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Breetime
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 03:18:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
1.
Yo mommas so fat, only half of her escaped the collapse of the eve gate.
2.
You know all those cans thrown around in the eve gate system? Well they were once set in a precise orbit around the eve gate, then your Yo momma came through and they ran like hell.
3.
If yo momma was an element, her atomic weight would be "Fat."
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
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Yo Momma's so fat, I adopted her in the "Adopt a Constellation" program.
^Not sure if everywhere has 'adopt a highway' programs but I see them all the time here in America...
6. Yo momma's so fat, your birthday coincides with the birthday of 3 new regions.
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Rick Thwaites
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.01.24 05:35:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
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Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 06:02:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Rick Thwaites
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
...She took out her trash and the Minmatar race was born.
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cap'n porkchop
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Posted - 2007.01.24 07:46:00 -
[54]
...when she gave birth, out popped an outpost.
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Royaldo
Old Farts
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Posted - 2007.01.24 09:07:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
lmao!
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.24 09:53:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
Thats a feature though
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Admai Sket
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:20:00 -
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Yo Momma's so fat CCP conceeded the need for a sharded server.
I got my sig snipped again. Can someone make me a new one? |
Kharakan
Amarr
Morticus Impendium
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:24:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Mitten
Originally by: Brother Benthor
You mamma so fat... If she sets Drones to "Return and Orbit" she looses them.
Thats a feature though
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Rick Thwaites
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Mitten
Originally by: Rick Thwaites
Originally by: Mitten
Edited by: Mitten on 24/01/2007 03:14:34
4.
Some Gallente scientist once thought he found a new moon mineral around a mysterious planet "Yo-Momma", there were no survivors.
No Johnny, nooo (!) THOSE AREN'T ASTEROIDS!
... She ate supper and created the first Minmatar Titan.
...She took out her trash and the Minmatar race was born.
... She burped and those Minmatar went interstellar for the first time.
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Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
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