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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 03:03:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 05/02/2007 03:08:40 I am by no means a pirate, but an easy target with more money than sense will make anyone question there own motives, especially when your wallet is growing dry and you have bills to pay. My night was touched by 3 targets, all under 2 months old, both not experienced enough to know that the size of yoru ship does not matter if you cant fly it properly.
Victim Number 1 û Incursus I approached the dead space training beacon, and found to my luck 3 shiny new frigates with 'shiny new' pilots in them ratting away. I had found recently that if you collect all the loot in the wrecks left at these places you can make a hefty sum of money. So I started to take items from the wrecks. Before I knew it I was being attacked. It was only 19 being taken off per hit, but when your health starts to dip you get worried and want to know who is attacking you. One of the Frigs felt brave and wanted to taste his first ship destruction. I started to fire back, in seconds he was down to armour and into structure. He warped away (With no Scrammer I had no chance to confirm the kill), knowing how they think i followed him to the station and introduced him to the fate he had been running from all those seconds before. Afterwards I docked and gave him his loot back (After keeping the good bits) and 500k ISK to get a better ship and fittings and to cover any inconvenience.
Cost: 500K ISK Reward: 2.0M ISK in loot
Victim Number 2 û Cormorant As before I was looting from the cans and one of the ratting noobs suddenly felt brave. I was Scrammed and webbed. This guy packed a punch and got me straight down to armour. With a T2 Small Rep you can't often get past it with out some sort of help. Slowly but surely I got his shields down, and got him down to structure before he warped out.
I took 1 guess and it landed me on top of him, as with all noobs he tried to get into the station on agro. With a pew pew here and there he was dead. As before I took his loot and docked to give it back to him. This guy had a salvager 1, plus 10 different kinds of salvaged modules. I kept them and gave him back the crap I didnÆt want. Along with 1M ISK to cover his destroyer.
Cost: 1.0M ISK Reward: 3M ISK in loot
Victim Number 3 û Hyperion Yeah thatÆs right I killed my first BS solo today. I canÆt help but think he deserved it if you can fit a ship that badly.
[BORING PART]I was in the system warping from belt to belt looting, when I notice a Hyperion in full battle mode (Drones out sensor booster going and *tries not to laugh* Shield boosters & hardeners flickering away...) I passively target him and scan to see what his using. And that was when I was shocked to see that any one could fit a ship so badly. I saw Rails and Blasters (Medium BTW), Shield Boaster, 2 Shield Hardeners and a Shield recharger, 2 smart bombs, plus 2 speed rigs and a shield rig. ThatÆs when I decided to look to see how old he was, and he was sonly 2 months old. 2 months old, still with FNA but able to buy rigs hype and other expensive crap, but still fit a ship that badly, he can only be 1 thing. AN EBAY BABY!!! By this point I was thinking YES God does love me. I called my gang mate into the system to just confirm what I was seeing. And we hatched a plan
[Plan]The plan was to get us both to agro him, then when he retaliates to our frigs, we jump out in our big bad Myrmidon (T3BC) and Megathron (T2BS) and uber scare ransom him so he wets him self and gives some of his eBay isk to us so we donÆt destroy his uber expensive pile of badly fitted crap[/Plan]
I took the can at which point he locked me and started attacking. (Bare in mind IÆm still in my Incursus) I warp to the station and change ships. I warp back to where he was he warped to the station and docked. I waited at the station for him to undock, and he undocked and warped straight to the stargate. [/BORING] |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 03:04:00 -
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I warped to the gate after him, and landed on top of him, webbing scramming nosing jamming why hammering my Heavy Drones on him with torps and Blasters....sure enough he was into armour rather quick, but then something very strange happened and I am still in shock. Not only did he try to shield tank a Gallente BS, he had a smart bomb and decided to use it at the busy stargate. He was BBQ and served up on a plate of WOOP ASS courtesy of concord. From that I got 21M ISK from the modules that werenÆt destroyed. If people start saying prove it, I cant there is no kill mail, but id gladly show them the 25 Mill ISK in the form of my new shiny named mods for my Incursus.
Cost: 0 ISK Reward: 21M ISK in loot
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.05 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 05/02/2007 03:05:39 griever
That word is taboo here
Half Assed Rhymage
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Tunajuice
Convergent Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.05 04:06:00 -
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lol someone has to keep the newbs honest
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Sadao
Minmatar Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.02.05 11:27:00 -
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Edited by: Sadao on 05/02/2007 11:28:18
*snip* - No nudity in your sig please - Ductoris |

Destr0math
Tritanium Workers Union
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Posted - 2007.02.05 16:25:00 -
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omg lyke u kill teh destr0ryz? they r so leet in pvp!
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 18:41:00 -
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2007.02.05 00:16
Victim: XXXXXXXXXX Alliance: None Corp: State War Academy Destroyed: Cormorant System: Duripant Security: 1.0
Involved parties:
Name: Lord Evangelian (laid the final blow) Security: 0.4 Alliance: None Corp: LEAP Corp Ship: Incursus Weapon: Light Ion Blaster II
Name: Automated Corpii Training Vessel / Unknown
Destroyed items:
Salvager I, Qty: 5 250mm Light Artillery Cannon I 200mm Light Carbine Repeating Cannon I Proton S, Qty: 8 Radio S Sabretooth Light Missile, Qty: 29 Standard Missile Launcher I Warp Disruptor I Civilian Shield Booster I (Cargo) Small Hull Repairer I (Cargo) Remote Sensor Dampener I (Cargo) , Qty: 3 (Cargo) , Qty: 2 (Cargo) , Qty: 2 (Cargo) , Qty: 9 (Cargo) , Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 18:44:00 -
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2007.02.05 01:01
Victim: XXXXXXXXXX Alliance: None Corp: Federal Navy Academy Destroyed: Incursus System: Duripant Security: 1.0
Involved parties:
Name: Lord Evangelian (laid the final blow) Security: 0.4 Alliance: None Corp: LEAP Corp Ship: Incursus Weapon: Light Ion Blaster II
Destroyed items:
75mm Gatling Rail I Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 374 Civilian Shield Booster I ECM - Multispectral Jammer I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I (Cargo) Cargo Scanner I (Cargo) Warp Scrambler I (Cargo) Small Armor Repairer I (Cargo) Photon Scattering Field I (Cargo) Indirect Target Acquisition I (Cargo) ECM - White Noise Generator I (Cargo) Small Remote Armor Repair System I (Cargo) Energized Basic Thermic Plating (Cargo)
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

Samirol
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 18:46:00 -
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why did you pay them for their ships?
I buy insane sigs, mail me ingame. |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.05 18:54:00 -
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I paid the people who where playing for under 3 months in frigs and destroyers. The battle ship I didnt becuase he deserved it :)
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

Donna Darko
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Posted - 2007.02.05 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian [...] 2 months old, still with FNA but able to buy rigs hype and other expensive crap, but still fit a ship that badly, he can only be 1 thing. AN EBAY BABY!!!
At the end of my 6th week, I had 300 million ISK in my name and that's only because I didn't play only to get the ISK, but effectively tried out the game. And I'm certainly not an Ebay baby.
It's not such a big exploit to have that kind of money. I made all of mine through NPC. Stories. |

Nalar Marnith
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.02.06 01:11:00 -
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Originally by: Donna Darko At the end of my 6th week, I had 300 million ISK in my name and that's only because I didn't play only to get the ISK, but effectively tried out the game. And I'm certainly not an Ebay baby.
It's not such a big exploit to have that kind of money. I made all of mine through NPC.
No it's not, but would you know how to fit a BS correctly after EARNING that isk?
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.02.06 01:15:00 -
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Quote: why did you pay them for their ships?
Because he had class and panache. |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.06 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 06/02/2007 22:13:22
Originally by: Soporo
Quote: why did you pay them for their ships?
Because he had class and panache.
Thank you, It was also becuase they didnt deserve to be destroyed, I was defending myself and they didng know when to quit...so i had to inorder to save my own skin.
Also you would know how to fit a BS after earning that money. I know when I first got my BS I had read up in the forum about it and what to do and what not to do. Although I didnt always do it correctly, its only really NOOBS that will fit that much shield boosting technology on a gallente ship, especially an armour tanking BS such as the hype. Even the mere fact he was in a hype says he wanted to be looked at with aww, utherwise why go to a noob system and sit in a deadspace area with your drones out...
plus to that fact, he should be able to look and see that Im alot older than him (eve time), even though im in a frig and that I might have a bigger ship close by...:) it was his loss and stupidity to engage me...
Im glad he didnt smack or flame me utehrwise i would make it my mission to make him learn the hard way.
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.02.07 01:51:00 -
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What were you gonna do with the backup?
They cant fire @ him because you stole his stuff.
and yay for pvping noobs in a 1.0 noobsystem... _________________________________________________ Breetime
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.07 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... but still fit a ship that badly ...
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... webbing scramming nosing jamming why hammering my Heavy Drones on him with torps and Blasters ...

Low skillpoint Rifter piracy video |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.07 03:01:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/02/2007 02:58:58
Originally by: madaluap What were you gonna do with the backup?
They cant fire @ him because you stole his stuff.
and yay for pvping noobs in a 1.0 noobsystem...
What back up didnt you read it was over so fast that he didnt even get a chance to warp in. lol?
Everyone has to start somie where, why not in a controled environment...rather than being big headed and going out on a suicide misison in low sec (which I have been doign more recently....still no one engaes me though...:( )...
Originally by: deathforge
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... but still fit a ship that badly ...
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... webbing scramming nosing jamming why hammering my Heavy Drones on him with torps and Blasters ...

And what lol, you compare that with teh hype...
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

VIctoria Ballentyne
Minmatar Pale Riders Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.02.07 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol

why did you pay them for their ships?
It's not unusual... when I'm in low sec and baby pirates or newbies with blood lust try and get me I often buy them a new ship to replace what I blew up and give them most of their mods back then tell them what they did wrong, give em a few tips. It's an enjoyable experience teaching newbies, it's how they learn and grow. Though I have seen some whose idea of eve education starts and stops with their target getting wtfpwned and not knowing why or how they died and why they are in a station being recloned.
"Forbid a man to think for himself or to act for himself and you may add the joy of piracy and the zest of smuggling to his life"
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DarkElf
Caldari DJ's Exotic Dancers Escorts
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Posted - 2007.02.07 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/02/2007 02:58:58
Originally by: madaluap What were you gonna do with the backup?
They cant fire @ him because you stole his stuff.
and yay for pvping noobs in a 1.0 noobsystem...
What back up didnt you read it was over so fast that he didnt even get a chance to warp in. lol?
Everyone has to start somie where, why not in a controled environment...rather than being big headed and going out on a suicide misison in low sec (which I have been doign more recently....still no one engaes me though...:( )...
Originally by: deathforge
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... but still fit a ship that badly ...
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... webbing scramming nosing jamming why hammering my Heavy Drones on him with torps and Blasters ...

And what lol, you compare that with teh hype...
Not that your reply makes much sense but i don't think you understood his point.
You stole from him and he attacked you. the only person that could have fired on him in that situation was you not ur corp amtes, not ur gang mates, just you. so your backup was kinda pointless.
also the guy probably hit the SB on purpose tbh. lots of ppl do that to stop u getting the killmail. kinda sad if u ask me but meh.
also 21mil in loot spent on named mods for an incursus? 
DE
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Donna Darko
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Posted - 2007.02.07 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Nalar Marnith
Originally by: Donna Darko At the end of my 6th week, I had 300 million ISK in my name and that's only because I didn't play only to get the ISK, but effectively tried out the game. And I'm certainly not an Ebay baby.
It's not such a big exploit to have that kind of money. I made all of mine through NPC.
No it's not, but would you know how to fit a BS correctly after EARNING that isk?
Forums. They are your friend. Especially the Ships & Modules section. Ever looked at it? Granted, it's not "perfect", but it can give you a pretty good starting point. Stories. |

deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.08 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: deathforge
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... but still fit a ship that badly ...
Originally by: Lord Evangelian ... webbing scramming nosing jamming why hammering my Heavy Drones on him with torps and Blasters ...

And what lol, you compare that with teh hype...
Not that your reply makes much sense but i don't think you understood his point.
Apparently everyone missed my point 
A blasterthron with torps and jammers, and yet he's starting threads about other people's horrible ship fits. Things that make you go "hmmmmmm... "
Low skillpoint Rifter piracy video |

Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 08:46:00 -
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Nah my gang mate stole from his can as well and he fired on both of us. The thing that made us both go after him was my mate decided to be in a Velator ;), and the guy in the hype almost destroyed him.
I wasnt posting about the horrible hype fitting. I know my fitting is not perfect...but can I say....
WHO WON
I was posting to say (if you look at my title you woudl see) I made 21M Isk and lost 1.5M Isk. The best part was teh money I lost was money I lost volenterorly...
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.08 09:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian Nah my gang mate stole from his can as well and he fired on both of us. The thing that made us both go after him was my mate decided to be in a Velator ;), and the guy in the hype almost destroyed him.
I wasnt posting about the horrible hype fitting. I know my fitting is not perfect...but can I say....
WHO WON
I was posting to say (if you look at my title you woudl see) I made 21M Isk and lost 1.5M Isk. The best part was teh money I lost was money I lost volenterorly...
I point it out because your first post, and in general your subsequent posts as well, are acting all high and mighty, preaching such gospel as "not experienced enough to know that the size of yoru ship does not matter if you cant fly it properly."
So what, you won? Big deal, you killed a shiled tanked Hyperion that set off a smartbomb at a gate. hey, I killed a NPC earlier, I pwn. Maybe I'll make a thread about my NPC pwning and preach about ship setups.
And finally, I won't go into how unimpressive 19.5m profit in this case is, because clearly you're too new and sucky to realize that's not a lot of money, even if you lost 1.5 of it "volenterorly." (hehe)
(someone was going to flame him, I got here first dammit)
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 10:03:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 08/02/2007 10:00:47 /me says "K thank you for pointing out my flaws..."
/me says "was it good for you?"
*Lights a cigerette
/me says "mmmmmmmm....
/me says "did you?"
/you replies, "yeah twice"
/me says "Yeah me to..."
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

El'Tar
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.02.08 11:05:00 -
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Every 1 starts somewhere
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Bardi MecAuldnis
Amarr Pirates of Destruction Union Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.08 19:04:00 -
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What do you call an incredulous owl in the Peace Corps?
a volunterorly...
I'm going to go pod myself now... --- Hey hey let's go kenka suru! Taisetsuna mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so lets fighting! LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!!! |

ElCoCo
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.08 21:29:00 -
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Exciting times indeed! (not)
I'm sure you'd like us all to believe you're in this to educate the poor old noobs/e-bayers that surely are in a bigger ship than they should... or maybe you can't handle anything tougher?
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.08 22:33:00 -
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It only gets funnier if you look at the killboard link in his sig 
Low skillpoint Rifter piracy video |

Ellis Psix
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Posted - 2007.02.08 22:57:00 -
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Yeah, there's some nice irony when the OP's killboard shows him taking about 28 times more in losses than kills. 
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qvacky
AUS Corporation CORE.
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Posted - 2007.02.08 23:39:00 -
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dear god, i can't believe you're commenting on the other guy's poor setup. The 3 Megathron losses on that killboard of yours show you fitted heavy missiles, lasers, and died to concord in pretty much the same manner as that hyp.
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.09 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 09/02/2007 01:18:44 Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 09/02/2007 01:16:42 its not abotu me...As you said on my kill board I have lost the ships and ISK experimenting with all inds of whacky setups...I have learnt from my mistakes and know am seeing what to fit on my ship as Im sure you guys have too...
I started off saying that it was cool I made a profit on a 1.5 to 25 ratio. but now you are all complaining about how I cant talk about his bad ship fittings when you look at my kill board and see I lost ships with bad fittings my self...
Well I have lost teh ships and have improved. have you seen me loose a BS rescently, fair enough i havent made any of the kills in it, but i pack a hard punch in it, that is enough to make people warp out when they can and not hang about...
I was commenting on the fact that he was using So much shield boosting equipment on a gallente ships. I can say that. I did (as you stated) fit laser on a BS, I have fitted shield boosters on a ship, I have flown with out a tank. But its a learning experience.
I got my first BS when I was in teh game for 2 months. I thought I was Invulnerable, so I decided to go to low sec. In seconds I was destroyed. And that happneed for a good month untill I realised I cant afford this. I Mine make money for a ship then loose it.. I cant even fit large turrets on it, so I started training skils to fly it (By doing that you pick up skills along teh way like medium turrets, and medium equipment, cap skills). So I can say ive been there. Now knowing that and the experiences I have, I think I earned it to say thats a bad set up.
One of the things I 'love' about freedom of speach, when someone says somthing that makes your blood boil, you cant say or do anything becuase by taking away there right to speak thier opinions, you take away yoru own.
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.10 00:26:00 -
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The difference is we aren't starting threads on the forums boasting how we pwn other people's poor setups, while our own killboard is full of embarrassing losses, horrible setups, and noobship kills.
I see you're the CEO of your little corp, talk about the blind leading the blind 
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.10 14:30:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 10/02/2007 14:27:05 I was talking about I made 25 MIll and only lost 1.5, so what if I mocked his setup...your mocking mine...and im sure some bigger badder fish will mock yours...such is life
thanks once again for pointing out my flaws...
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

cytomatrix
Caldari Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.10 15:38:00 -
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I really like this thread. You killed alot of velators.
/me kneels before the Lord of Velators. ______________________________________________________________
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.11 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 10/02/2007 14:27:05 I was talking about I made 25 MIll and only lost 1.5, so what if I mocked his setup...your mocking mine...and im sure some bigger badder fish will mock yours...such is life
thanks once again for pointing out my flaws...
Think so? I think the fact I get nothing but convos and fan mail every time I log in, while (unbeknownst at the time of its creation) I wrote the manual on new character frig piloting for much bigger and badder fish, doesn't seem to coincide with that theory of yours.
The difference between your post and my replies is very simple: I pvp every minute I'm logged in and actually have a firm grasp of what the hell I'm doing. You kill noobships in highsec.
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Sepulchura
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Posted - 2007.02.11 11:17:00 -
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Edited by: Sepulchura on 11/02/2007 11:14:21 I think the box on the right (on your killboard (click on losses)) says it all. 
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Azirapheal
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Posted - 2007.02.11 11:55:00 -
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giving newer pilots isk to cover their losses is a noble ting, and something i used to do, especially when they gave me a good fight.
that was pre-thenewpatchofdoom(tm) where nublets are BORN with engineering and mechanic 5 (if they choose the right stuff)
now tbh i kill them with impunity, knowing that they effectively got 2-3 months worth of skills free
pity not the nublet, for they are now blessed. and encourage that 800k insta-pirate to attack you. for t'is easy to slap them down.
especially where that 800ker is a carebear that thought they would know how to fit their ships for pvp :(
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Lord Evangelian
LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.11 13:42:00 -
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I just think deathforge needs to back off...doesnt matter, fair enough I have losses but i have wins as well. we are not all LEET 0.0 pirates with lots of uber friens to help us and give us lessons. This was my first eve char and so I make mistakes to learn from.
I used to fit my ship badly I know but I have sorted that now. My point was that a 2 month old char was in a 200Mill (Avg) ship with an uberly bad fitting...baiting Noobs.
The losses on my board are when I have ventured into 0.0 and been gang killed. The wins I have are people who have been noob baiting in a noob system.
I just think you need to back off and give me a break deathforge...
Lord Evangelian Killboard |

deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.11 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian I just think you need to back off and give me a break deathforge...
If only I had a nickle for every time I've heard that 
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Dark Vishnu
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Posted - 2007.02.11 15:44:00 -
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why you post that in this forum? create your own one and give it 10 passwords and dont tell them to anyone.
cause noone wanna hear such noobstorys.
go and mine some veldspar and kill some 1 isk bounty npcs and tell your mom what a great day you have.
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DarkElf
Caldari Veto. Academy
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:26:00 -
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hehehe i've just checked ur killboard and tbh ppl here are right it's pretty hilarious looking at ur profile. you're new to game so it's not really wrong to have those setups etc but when you come to the forums to mock someone you really should think it through and see what ppl will think. quite obviously this was gonna turn back on you because your making or have made the exact same mistakes as he is.
DE
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