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Joseph Boscorelli
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Posted - 2007.02.20 22:58:00 -
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For 13 Billion I'd sleep with that ugly bird in the next street, you know, the one with the curly teeth and six toes on each foot. I'd even take her out for a meal and hold her hand in public.....Hold on, let me check my wallet, I did that last night.....
Oh ****!
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Maximal Damage
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Posted - 2007.02.21 04:22:00 -
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Well, If I had 13 billion isk.... hmmm.. I guess I would purchase the PROVIDENCE and Archon that I am skilled for but cannot afford. I would then purchase my very own personal POS and enough fuel for a year, I would place the POS into safe space with alot of guns. Next, I would do what I am doing now, I help younger players with isk for ships and fittings (nothing more then a few (3)million). I would then trade some of the isk for timecards to keep me online for at least a year( straight market value). I know I would still have billions left after all that so I guess I would use the rest to build items and aquire bpos' as time passes I would research them and such. I believe I would still be hungry so Im sure I would take a fleet deep into space where no being has gone before and create a new society that no one would know about other then me and the person that gave me the isk.
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Kan Gaxx
Minmatar Wolfenrecon
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Posted - 2007.02.21 08:30:00 -
[153]
Organize a space race. One massive hunt throughout the universe. Imagine hundreds of players racing to catch you, throughout the universe. While also trying to protect you, because they want the bounty for themselves...
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari Warhounds
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Posted - 2007.02.22 02:28:00 -
[154]
alrighty illegal i sent out messages to every person on that list and checkedd their info: here's what i came up with so far:
of those characters not a single one is over 1 year 2 months old
there are only 3 over one year old, and of the others, about 2/3 are under 6 months old.
of those 2 weere under 4 months old, i have them marked in my notes, i'll post names tomorrow, which means there's just NO WAY they could've contributed to your bounty, because i've been playing for 3 months and your bounty hasn't changed in that time, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say typo?
in any case, all the people are newbies with a whopping 4 exceptions, and NOT ONE is in a position to get out the kind of cash you're talking about, IMHO.
That said, i'll wait till people write back saying how much they've posted on you in bounties here before i pass judgement. but know this, if it adds up to under a billion ISK with them, i will see to it personally that every time you post from this point forward you shall be proclaimed n00bsauce within the first 3 posts
besides that i must say, i'm much impressed at your ability to pick off newbies with nothing of value in their ships. truly you are a master pirate/pvp-er. i am umbled greatly. http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/45d4e030z1b06b782/flibbertigibbet2/__sr_/72c2scd.jpg?pf0GO1FB.4ah3.DN |
Illegal Alien
Gallente Maximum Damage
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Posted - 2007.02.22 10:19:00 -
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Edited by: Illegal Alien on 22/02/2007 10:30:19
Originally by: Hypatia Iola alrighty illegal i sent out messages to every person on that list and checkedd their info: here's what i came up with so far:
of those characters not a single one is over 1 year 2 months old
there are only 3 over one year old, and of the others, about 2/3 are under 6 months old.
of those 2 weere under 4 months old, i have them marked in my notes, i'll post names tomorrow, which means there's just NO WAY they could've contributed to your bounty, because i've been playing for 3 months and your bounty hasn't changed in that time, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say typo?
in any case, all the people are newbies with a whopping 4 exceptions, and NOT ONE is in a position to get out the kind of cash you're talking about, IMHO.
That said, i'll wait till people write back saying how much they've posted on you in bounties here before i pass judgement. but know this, if it adds up to under a billion ISK with them, i will see to it personally that every time you post from this point forward you shall be proclaimed n00bsauce within the first 3 posts
besides that i must say, i'm much impressed at your ability to pick off newbies with nothing of value in their ships. truly you are a master pirate/pvp-er. i am umbled greatly.
You fail to understand how farmers work.
They have groups of farmers, grunts, that work all day to earn ISK. These guys give all of their ISK to their boss. Their boss then transfers it to various people, or an ISK reseller.
I scammed their boss, or the individual farmer themselves in some cases, before they were able to send it to it's doom. The list you see there, not a single one of them was scammed for less than 100 million ISK, with the highest being 2 billion ISK.
I went ahead and put a link to an example farmer transaction, it's in my bio. It's a 5 billion ISK Ibis between characters that were less than a week old at the time of the transaction. So your "Not old enough to possibly scam them" is thrown out the window.
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari Warhounds
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Posted - 2007.02.22 12:59:00 -
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wait... ISK seller farmers?
for the record i think this makes the whole thing even less believable. You expect me to believe that after you took anywhere from 100mil-2 billion from these guys, they slapped another 100 mil-2bil on you in bounty?
Eve is just a business for farmers, if they take a loss like that, they're not going to take ANOTHER loss to put a bounty on you that you can just collect yourself! it's ludicrous, and it makes no business ense at all, which means that either a:) they're the worst businessmen in history (doubtful) or we come back to b:) you're lying http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/45d4e030z1b06b782/flibbertigibbet2/__sr_/72c2scd.jpg?pf0GO1FB.4ah3.DN |
Illegal Alien
Gallente Maximum Damage
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Posted - 2007.02.22 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: Hypatia Iola wait... ISK seller farmers?
for the record i think this makes the whole thing even less believable. You expect me to believe that after you took anywhere from 100mil-2 billion from these guys, they slapped another 100 mil-2bil on you in bounty?
Eve is just a business for farmers, if they take a loss like that, they're not going to take ANOTHER loss to put a bounty on you that you can just collect yourself! it's ludicrous, and it makes no business ense at all, which means that either a:) they're the worst businessmen in history (doubtful) or we come back to b:) you're lying
Hint: I scammed them.
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Shal'tin
Death Tech Industrys Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.02.23 05:15:00 -
[158]
kill you then put the 13 billion bounty on your head once more
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Nero Ya'ng
Caldari YaFa Empires
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Posted - 2007.02.23 06:25:00 -
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well i have no clue how his bounty came toghether and i really dont care, if i see him in space i will open fire and die proud :P
but 1 thing i know, also Farmers are humans, and you can make em very angry. when playing LineAgeII i got griefed by farmers, from then on i annoyed em every single day for a few hours so they cant earn that much. after a while they got so angry they startet to make misstakes, like geting murder etc and using bugs, and do to this bugusing we was abble to get emm banned all togehter.
and propably 13 bil isk isnt that much for a farmer corp, propably Ill alien made em very angry, so i think its possible they set this bounty.
its alot of funn to make farmers angry :P but would kinda **** me if i had a 10bil bounty, i just would let it collect by a friend so i can play again^^ sitting in a station isnt that much fun :P
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari Warhounds
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Posted - 2007.02.23 07:31:00 -
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akright illegal and i chatted, it's settled for me, so i'm done. http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/45d4e030z1b06b782/flibbertigibbet2/__sr_/72c2scd.jpg?pf0GO1FB.4ah3.DN |
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andsen
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Posted - 2007.03.14 02:16:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Raul deMalte I would wardec Concord
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Grawshellar
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Posted - 2007.03.14 02:45:00 -
[162]
Pay for me and 3 friends account for 3 months, pay to keep them in ships, and start a PVP corp, taking advantage of the goons new "free" space policy.
Plus I could afford to buy and T2 outfit a few Cerberus to fight in, instead of damned drakes and feroxes.
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Dalanoria
sPaCeBaLlS tHe cOrP
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Posted - 2007.03.14 02:55:00 -
[163]
Since you placed this bounty on your alt, who the *$ cares about this question.....
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Nailus
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.14 04:40:00 -
[164]
Edited by: Nailus on 14/03/2007 04:38:10
Originally by: Illegal Alien Being as I am EVE's most wanted with a massive 13 billion ISK bounty, what would YOU do for 13 billion ISK?
Starting a thread about yourself seems a bit ostentatious to me tbh. Lawl! What are you like! The only thing your Characters Portrait is missing is his own trumpet mate
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Lamic Tarvalla
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.14 05:29:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Illegal Alien Being as I am EVE's most wanted with a massive 13 billion ISK bounty, what would YOU do for 13 billion ISK?
Pay off all my bills and buy a house in the tropics and retire.
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Mc Bane
Caldari DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2007.03.14 05:36:00 -
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I would finally marry your mom. im sorry it took this long son, but i had no reason to do it untill now.
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Bienurdau Hywoaf
Minmatar Matari Holo News Network
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Posted - 2007.03.14 07:27:00 -
[167]
hmmm what would I do to get 13 billion
Well sadly being a news agency their isn't much I can do without seeming to take sides on one thing or another, so I suppose I can't do anything for 13 billion.
If however you wanted to donate the 13 billion to MHNN through me that would be acceptable. We could use a nice slush fund to pay for ships and clones. We might could even go deeper into 0.0 with that kind of resources :)
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Zeonos
Amarr venus divine brotherhood
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Posted - 2007.03.14 07:59:00 -
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i think i would try to get some tech II BPO's. and an Manufactor alt from the sale's forum.. Join the save Stargate SG1 Campaign Today! www.savestargatesg1.com
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Prophet Jurah
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.03.14 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: Illegal Alien Being as I am EVE's most wanted with a massive 13 billion ISK bounty, what would YOU do for 13 billion ISK?
I'll cyber you for it...
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GRENADIERSIMPSON
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Posted - 2007.03.14 11:59:00 -
[170]
OMG....This is the first time i have seen this thread and its the biggest waste of space ever. You have obviously placed the bounty on yourself and if by a small chance you havnt then you are the biggest attention seeker in eve for keeping it. Pod yourself get the 13 billion, get out the station and enjoy the world of eve. What a loser......
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The Yzzerman
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2007.03.14 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: GRENADIERSIMPSON OMG....This is the first time i have seen this thread and its the biggest waste of space ever. You have obviously placed the bounty on yourself and if by a small chance you havnt then you are the biggest attention seeker in eve for keeping it. Pod yourself get the 13 billion, get out the station and enjoy the world of eve. What a loser......
And you just helped him to get his topic back on the top again
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ji2
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Posted - 2007.03.14 12:52:00 -
[172]
Nice
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Speed Devil
Caldari Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 13:43:00 -
[173]
andsen was the necro
Originally by: Merkanas To people who can't understand: there are rules and there are morals, don't get them confused. If rules allow it and you have no moral objection, by all means... have fun. |
Sahn
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Posted - 2007.03.14 15:22:00 -
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With 13 billion isk I'd corner the market on Veldspar and shuttle producing! YES!
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James Nightwanderer
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.14 17:22:00 -
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with 13 billion ISK I'd buy 2 years worth of EVE codes, so I wouldn't have to pay to play anymore. A tech 2 or meta named of each ship I wanted, with tech 2 turrets and a large cache of tech 2 ammo. I'd have the implant set of my choice plus a backup set in case I get podded. On a side note:
Personally, I wish the devs would make things so multiple accounts that have the same billing info can't collect eachother's bounties or place bounties on eachother. Neither could members of the same corp. members of the same alliance could, at a 50% (or otherwise steep) penalty. This way if members of a same alliance have a real reason to shoot at eachother, it'd be worth it, but it'd be less worthwhile to just suicide for bounties. I don't have any development or programming knowledge, but I somehow still feel strongly that it wouldn't be very hard to implement, and it would make the bounty aspect of the game a lot more appealing. Sure, these proposed changes in the bounty system wouldn't make it cheese-proof, but it would at least help cut back on the bs.
Congrats to you if at least half that bounty is legit.
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Drethon
Gallente Knights Hospitalier
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Posted - 2007.03.14 17:39:00 -
[176]
Apparently the newest answer is blow it up: Link to tiller's topic. Poor tiller...
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Argyle Jones
Minmatar Wreckless Abandon
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:06:00 -
[177]
Heh, I don't think I'd put 13B on my own head, but if I ever grew bored with it, I could go for a 1-2B bounty. Just to get the challenge of being the hunted one.
Good luck with making it, undock and meet the challenge ;)
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Fafnir Drake
Boob Heads
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:15:00 -
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Hey Illgeal Alien? Question. I could give a rat's butt where the bounty came from. But anyways, question is this: If ya self destruct the pod who gets the bounty? ------ "A wise man once told me never to argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, and then beat you with experience." |
Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.14 22:30:00 -
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What would I do for 13 billion isk?
I'd **** the fat friend.
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.14 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: Illegal Alien Being as I am EVE's most wanted with a massive 13 billion ISK bounty, what would YOU do for 13 billion ISK?
Pod you regardless of where I see you, CONCORD be damned.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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