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Saltire
System-Lords E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.02.09 08:58:00 -
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1 x forum signature with a heavy assault ship or faction BS in it (reguardless if you can/cant fly it or your mum bought it you for xmas on ebay)
It is essential that you reply to as many threads as you possibly can with stupid flames and crass remarks about the OP.
Keep a very close eye on the video forum, be sure to add '1st!' to every new thread, this makes u extra cool.
Look for highly populated threads (see nano BS discussion, nerf stabs thread, logging etc) when u find such a thread post in it as many times as possible, this makes for good exposure to the other cool forum egos.
1 x Smacking alt with a stupid name, when u post with the alt remember to immediately post with your main saying 'bloody alts' this makes u look cool to.
Join a famous pvp corp, infact join as many as u can as this will boost your epeen buy 20% and if your lucky a man with a female avatar will say hes your GF.
soon enough you will find yourself presenting eve-tv next to a squeeky 15 y/o kid who owns a hulk BPO and a large man with more chins than a chinese phone book.
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Imechal Ravpeim
International Multi-Player Consortium Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.02.09 08:59:00 -
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Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st 
Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P
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vbzxvfdsxvxczxvzc
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:01:00 -
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epeen!
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Thuul'Khalat
Gallente Phoenix Wing
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 -
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IBDS! *\o/* ---
We are Recruiting! |

Masochistic Cannibal
Amarr The Ring of Fire
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 -
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Urrr right.
Die!
Cannibal
I eat babies ! [Hauling services available~ Contact ingame] |

Dumus
Amarr System-Lords E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 -
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bloody alts!
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Jadzea LaiDai
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 -
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Oh noes posted with my alt !!1111
LAIDAI
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Bethany Brokatt
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:03:00 -
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 Oh no wait, wrong alt !!
            Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels - Devil ([email protected]) |

Saltire
System-Lords E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Imechal Ravpeim Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st 
Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P
cool on forums = cool in game, everybody knows that.....
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Sadao
Minmatar Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sadao on 09/02/2007 09:07:42 LOL
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:42:00 -
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Originally by: Saltire and if your lucky a man with a female avatar will say hes your GF.
Can I be your GF?
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Araxmas
Black Lance Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:46:00 -
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Edited by: Araxmas on 09/02/2007 09:43:00
Originally by: Saltire with stupid flames and crass remarks about the OP.
Your bald!
edit: damn tags --------
Why did the chicken cross the road? |

SSgt Sniper
Gallente Zekarus Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:48:00 -
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Originally by: Thuul'Khalat IBDS! *\o/*
Me too!! ---------
Representing all the casual gamers happily living in Empire, that want NO PART of your 0.0 annoyances.
However, I do not represent my corp. We vote first. |

Sally Va
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:02:00 -
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You forgot a very important one.
Derail threads.
Speaking of which.... tick tock
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Ascelot Junior
Caldari Redneck Revenge
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:06:00 -
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I like cake \o/
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Gradinger
Todmacher
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:15:00 -
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also needed ofc - Flavours of the months: (chronologically)
- one liners - IBTL - QFT - and the new and great "this thread delivers"

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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:17:00 -
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Meh.. Joke post lacking humor FTL.. 
Revelations.. The ****znit.. ( FFS ****znit is blocked?! Quit using Babelfish for a blocked word filter engine CCP.. :-p ) |

Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:27:00 -
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QFT
This thread delivers...
hmm need a new leet sig though
Oh and POST WITH YOUR MAIN!!
F4T4L - Recruitment |

Breed Love
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:34:00 -
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Edited by: Breed Love on 09/02/2007 10:30:45 op suxxxx this thread does not deliver.

btw does having a sig with a quote from a dev/famous forum hoar make you cooler?
Originally by: Wrangler We don't want to discriminate anyone! We want *both* anti-social *and* social players to grief each other!  
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Daram Thakk'ar
Minmatar 343rd Mining Division
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:35:00 -
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My name is Daram Thakk'ar, and I endorse this message and/or service.
PS. Send me ISK!
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:35:00 -
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I consider my avatar my GF
Shes more intellegent than most rl females I know anyway

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Sagragaht
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky I consider my avatar my GF
Shes more intellegent than most rl females I know anyway

Probably better looking too 
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Jinx Barker
GFB Scientific Interstellar Corporate Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:39:00 -
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Originally by: Saltire ...soon enough you will find yourself presenting eve-tv next to a squeeky 15 y/o kid who owns a hulk BPO and a large man with more chins than a chinese phone book.
Sheeetttt... that is so cruel.  
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Neon Genesis
Gallente Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:46:00 -
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The only way to be cool is to have the sig of a corp that you're not in anymore.
Also, seconded on first posts. IMO you should get a warning for '1st' or canned worthless replies like 'IBDS'. It's worth nothing to anybody and it's not funny.
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Ben Derindar
KelBen Productions
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:55:00 -
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Edited by: Ben Derindar on 09/02/2007 10:52:46
Originally by: Saltire 1 x forum signature with a heavy assault ship or faction BS in it (reguardless if you can/cant fly it or your mum bought it you for xmas on ebay)
Don't be silly.
Those signatures that show off how many "points" you got for your latest kill, they just *reek* of awesome.
/Ben
How to fix Eve |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:03:00 -
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or pay me ISK to advertise your "I'm cool" advert on EVE-Files so it gets viewed by thousands of users every day right Andro?!11 hehe
EVE-Files | EVE-Search | Monitor this Thread |
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Fswd
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:04:00 -
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There is a guide for this now? 
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:07:00 -
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According to this list I am exceptionally uncool 
My sigs only feature ships I can and do fly.
I post in threads with stupid flames and crass remarks about everyone who disagrees with the OP.
I only posted in the video forum once, it was on an alt, and it was to post an actual video.
I post mainly in smaller threads.
I always post with my main.
I've never been in a PvP corp.
I'll never be on Eve-TV.  ----------
IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win |

Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Thuul'Khalat IBDS! *\o/*
What, am I not cool?
XD 
-[23] Member-
EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |

Kerosene
Caldari Fun Inc Knights Of Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:12:00 -
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Originally by: Imechal Ravpeim Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st 
Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P
Funny you should say that. You can only become cool in game by spamming the forums. While the game was in beta, there was a question on the forums asking 'What do you think people will need to do to be famous?'. I answered 'Spam the forums'. I was right then, and I'm right now. __ I really don't need BoB propaganda here any more. Let's embrace yiffy. |
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