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Saltire System-Lords E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.09 08:58:00 - [1] 1 x forum signature with a heavy assault ship or faction BS in it (reguardless if you can/cant fly it or your mum bought it you for xmas on ebay) It is essential that you reply to as many threads as you possibly can with stupid flames and crass remarks about the OP. Keep a very close eye on the video forum, be sure to add '1st!' to every new thread, this makes u extra cool. Look for highly populated threads (see nano BS discussion, nerf stabs thread, logging etc) when u find such a thread post in it as many times as possible, this makes for good exposure to the other cool forum egos. 1 x Smacking alt with a stupid name, when u post with the alt remember to immediately post with your main saying 'bloody alts' this makes u look cool to. Join a famous pvp corp, infact join as many as u can as this will boost your epeen buy 20% and if your lucky a man with a female avatar will say hes your GF. soon enough you will find yourself presenting eve-tv next to a squeeky 15 y/o kid who owns a hulk BPO and a large man with more chins than a chinese phone book.
Imechal Ravpeim International Multi-Player Consortium Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.02.09 08:59:00 - [2] Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P
vbzxvfdsxvxczxvzc	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:01:00 - [3] epeen!
Thuul'Khalat Gallente Phoenix Wing	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 - [4] IBDS! \o/ --- We are Recruiting!
Masochistic Cannibal Amarr The Ring of Fire	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 - [5] Urrr right. Die! Cannibal I eat babies ! [Hauling services available~ Contact ingame]
Dumus Amarr System-Lords E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 - [6] bloody alts!
Jadzea LaiDai	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:02:00 - [7] Oh noes posted with my alt !!1111 LAIDAI
Bethany Brokatt Minmatar	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:03:00 - [8] Oh no wait, wrong alt !! Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels - Devil ([email protected])
Saltire System-Lords E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:03:00 - [9] Originally by: Imechal Ravpeim Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P cool on forums = cool in game, everybody knows that.....
Sadao Minmatar Delictum 23216	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:10:00 - [10] Edited by: Sadao on 09/02/2007 09:07:42 LOL
Banana Torres The Green Banana Corporation Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:42:00 - [11] Originally by: Saltire and if your lucky a man with a female avatar will say hes your GF. Can I be your GF?
Araxmas Black Lance Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:46:00 - [12] Edited by: Araxmas on 09/02/2007 09:43:00 Originally by: Saltire with stupid flames and crass remarks about the OP. Your bald! edit: damn tags -------- Why did the chicken cross the road?
SSgt Sniper Gallente Zekarus Ltd.	Posted - 2007.02.09 09:48:00 - [13] Originally by: Thuul'Khalat IBDS! \o/ Me too!! --------- Representing all the casual gamers happily living in Empire, that want NO PART of your 0.0 annoyances. However, I do not represent my corp. We vote first.
Sally Va	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:02:00 - [14] You forgot a very important one. Derail threads. Speaking of which.... tick tock
Ascelot Junior Caldari Redneck Revenge	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:06:00 - [15] I like cake \o/
Gradinger Todmacher	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:15:00 - [16] also needed ofc - Flavours of the months: (chronologically) - one liners - IBTL - QFT - and the new and great "this thread delivers"
Dred'Pirate Jesus Imperial Academy	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:17:00 - [17] Meh.. Joke post lacking humor FTL.. Revelations.. The **znit.. ( FFS ****znit is blocked?! Quit using Babelfish for a blocked word filter engine CCP.. :-p )
Noluck Ned FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:27:00 - [18] QFT This thread delivers... hmm need a new leet sig though Oh and POST WITH YOUR MAIN!! F4T4L - Recruitment
Breed Love FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:34:00 - [19] Edited by: Breed Love on 09/02/2007 10:30:45 op suxxxx this thread does not deliver. btw does having a sig with a quote from a dev/famous forum hoar make you cooler? Originally by: Wrangler We don't want to discriminate anyone! We want both anti-social and social players to grief each other!
Daram Thakk'ar Minmatar 343rd Mining Division	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:35:00 - [20] My name is Daram Thakk'ar, and I endorse this message and/or service. PS. Send me ISK!
Natasha Kerensky The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:35:00 - [21] I consider my avatar my GF Shes more intellegent than most rl females I know anyway
Sagragaht	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:37:00 - [22] Originally by: Natasha Kerensky I consider my avatar my GF Shes more intellegent than most rl females I know anyway Probably better looking too
Jinx Barker GFB Scientific Interstellar Corporate Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:39:00 - [23] Originally by: Saltire ...soon enough you will find yourself presenting eve-tv next to a squeeky 15 y/o kid who owns a hulk BPO and a large man with more chins than a chinese phone book. Sheeetttt... that is so cruel.
Neon Genesis Gallente Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:46:00 - [24] The only way to be cool is to have the sig of a corp that you're not in anymore. Also, seconded on first posts. IMO you should get a warning for '1st' or canned worthless replies like 'IBDS'. It's worth nothing to anybody and it's not funny.
Ben Derindar KelBen Productions	Posted - 2007.02.09 10:55:00 - [25] Edited by: Ben Derindar on 09/02/2007 10:52:46 Originally by: Saltire 1 x forum signature with a heavy assault ship or faction BS in it (reguardless if you can/cant fly it or your mum bought it you for xmas on ebay) Don't be silly. Those signatures that show off how many "points" you got for your latest kill, they just reek of awesome. /Ben How to fix Eve

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:03:00 - [26] or pay me ISK to advertise your "I'm cool" advert on EVE-Files so it gets viewed by thousands of users every day right Andro?!11 hehe EVE-Files \| EVE-Search \| Monitor this Thread

Fswd	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:04:00 - [27] There is a guide for this now?
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:07:00 - [28] According to this list I am exceptionally uncool My sigs only feature ships I can and do fly. I post in threads with stupid flames and crass remarks about everyone who disagrees with the OP. I only posted in the video forum once, it was on an alt, and it was to post an actual video. I post mainly in smaller threads. I always post with my main. I've never been in a PvP corp. I'll never be on Eve-TV. ---------- IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:10:00 - [29] Originally by: Thuul'Khalat IBDS! \o/ What, am I not cool? XD -[23] Member- EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame)
Kerosene Caldari Fun Inc Knights Of Syndicate	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:12:00 - [30] Originally by: Imechal Ravpeim Edited by: Imechal Ravpeim on 09/02/2007 08:57:18 1st Seriously though. This is just about the forums... How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P Funny you should say that. You can only become cool in game by spamming the forums. While the game was in beta, there was a question on the forums asking 'What do you think people will need to do to be famous?'. I answered 'Spam the forums'. I was right then, and I'm right now. __ I really don't need BoB propaganda here any more. Let's embrace yiffy.
OMG	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:35:00 - [31] Damn mains!
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:42:00 - [32] Don't forget using big words. Also take ideas that have been around for a while and make a thread about them, anyone who didn't know about it will think you are cool.
Zaphod Jones Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire	Posted - 2007.02.09 11:57:00 - [33] A post about being cool, and Laythun isn't in it ? I do not understand, maybe in 48hrs he'll post here.
Neon Genesis Gallente Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2007.02.09 12:07:00 - [34] Also regurgitate topics which already make up some 50% of the first page of general discussion. Nanos, npc corp tax etc. Uh huh.
Alyth Gallente Battle Tech	Posted - 2007.02.09 12:10:00 - [35] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Thuul'Khalat IBDS! \o/ What, am I not cool? XD Dark Shikari transcends cool. I heard he has the Cool II BPO.
Bess Phrend	Posted - 2007.02.09 13:06:00 - [36] Originally by: Imechal Ravpeim How can I be cool in-game where it actually matters? :P What game are you talking about
Ozzie Asrail FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.09 13:15:00 - [37] Looks at sig I wish my mum had bought me one... -----
I'mA Geezer	Posted - 2007.02.09 13:21:00 - [38] Originally by: Saltire Keep a very close eye on the video forum, be sure to add '1st!' to every new thread, this makes u extra cool. I just don't get this at all. I mean, WTF? W ... T ... F ... ? What possible tiny lengthening of your ant like e-schlong can you achieve by merely posting first?
Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2007.02.09 13:42:00 - [39] Originally by: I'mA Geezer Originally by: Saltire Keep a very close eye on the video forum, be sure to add '1st!' to every new thread, this makes u extra cool. I just don't get this at all. I mean, WTF? W ... T ... F ... ? What possible tiny lengthening of your ant like e-schlong can you achieve by merely posting first? unlikely Half Assed Rhymage
Ranger 1 Amarr Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.02.09 13:46:00 - [40] Originally by: Natasha Kerensky I consider my avatar my GF Shes more intellegent than most rl females I know anyway This statement does more to explain why some people have so much spare time to spend playing EVE (including haunting the forums) than any other single statement I have ever seen.
Saltire System-Lords E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.09 15:50:00 - [41] hmm, some good replies here, 'I approve of this message' perhaps my coolness will add weight to this statement?
Grivent Travior Gallente System-Lords E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.09 15:59:00 - [42] Flame!!! Reguardless - Lrean to selpl porpper... Epeen now 2 inchs!
Karille Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.02.09 16:27:00 - [43] Sadly i've done every step the op explains and i'm still not cool. Bloody Alts, post with your mains. _________________________________________________________
Salusa VC TunDraGon	Posted - 2007.02.09 16:41:00 - [44] Dont forget: Using alts to start topics about yourself/your corp in C&P about how 'nasty' (and therefore cool) you are.
Dr Slaughter ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.02.09 16:46:00 - [45] Alternatively.. just post in 'Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions' threads. pinch of salt required
Daddy's Belt Minmatar	Posted - 2007.02.09 16:52:00 - [46] Originally by: Saltire 1 x Smacking alt with a stupid name, when u post with the alt remember to immediately post with your main saying 'bloody alts' this makes u look cool to. Thanks for the tip! And now, it's time for your buttwhippin!
Bear Care	Posted - 2007.02.09 16:56:00 - [47] when you try to copy a joke atleast say it right: his chin's are bigger then the chinese the phone book.. because last time i checked the chinese phone book had no chins..
Loyal Servant Caldari The Short Bus Squad	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:02:00 - [48] UM... Want to be UBER in eve? Join BoB (Sorry, couldn't resist) TSBS - Eve's Premier podding service!
Angellyne	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:09:00 - [49] Originally by: Bear Care when you try to copy a joke atleast say it right: his chin's are bigger then the chinese the phone book.. because last time i checked the chinese phone book had no chins.. I didn't read any of the previous replies, or the OP, but I just wanted to say Chin is a Chinese last name, and that's why that joke is ****ing hilarious. You forgot two things by the way: not reading previous replies to see if what you want to say has been said already, and using plenty of profanity. Oh, and go play WoW.
Barasu Minmatar Crimson Wings Squadron Forces of Freedom	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:15:00 - [50] w00t I got da 1337 forums sig IBTL My favorite TV show is The Red Green Show.
Aversin Gallente JUDGE DREAD Inc. Forces of Freedom	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:41:00 - [51] Originally by: Masochistic Cannibal Urrr right. Die! Cannibal you have the best sig. ever. bloody alts. Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Felinuszzz Caldari TunDraGon	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:45:00 - [52] Quote: soon enough you will find yourself presenting eve-tv next to a squeeky 15 y/o kid who owns a hulk BPO and a large man with more chins than a chinese phone book. Haha! That made me laugh ---------
Agent Li Galactic Defence Consortium	Posted - 2007.02.09 17:47:00 - [53] Train to the point where you can fly a carrier, get one, have a few mindless henchmen (and a few alts), then camp a system for days on end, killing newbs with your setup and laughing about it on the forums.
SpitRoast	Posted - 2007.02.10 08:06:00 - [54] LOL @ spiral phone book joke, is the squeeky 15 y/o andrew gunn? LMAO
Mortania Minmatar Carbide Industries Apocalyptica.	Posted - 2007.02.10 08:49:00 - [55] Sheesh, I can't believe you guys forgot the number 1 rule to all forum posting... CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Avitars Alt	Posted - 2007.02.10 08:53:00 - [56] You are never cool unless you chain a few hundred Goons hop to it people
Avitar Caldari adeptus gattacus Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2007.02.10 08:54:00 - [57] Yes,that is my alt
Zerg Rush	Posted - 2007.02.10 09:05:00 - [58] Mention pendulums as much as possible and make topics as vague as possible.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2007.02.10 09:15:00 - [59] Originally by: Bear Care when you try to copy a joke atleast say it right: his chin's are bigger then the chinese the phone book.. because last time i checked the chinese phone book had no chins.. you lose the thread Half Assed Rhymage
Na'Kunni Amarr Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2007.02.10 16:42:00 - [60] Originally by: Bear Care when you try to copy a joke atleast say it right: his chin's are bigger then the chinese the phone book.. because last time i checked the chinese phone book had no chins.. you been lookin in the wrong place m8 "Chin"ese Phone Book --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wendat Huron Lupus Industries	Posted - 2007.02.10 16:56:00 - [61] Form as many corporations with inane names as you can, Evil Dead Kittenrapers can be you!
chillx Minmatar Intergalactic Combined Technologies	Posted - 2007.02.10 16:58:00 - [62] Shiney
Felysta Sandorn Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.10 17:43:00 - [63] My alt is in my corp, so posting with him saying 'OMG FELY IS T3H COOL AND PWND ME' would just look stupid... That, plus my alt is Gallente and therefore better than me... :( Am I cool yet? _________________________________________________________

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