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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.12 16:17:00 -
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Hello All,
Jericho Fraction is pleased to announce "SHAAG - Sexual Help for Anonymous Amarrians Group". We offer comprehensive services and support for any Amarrian that has or is experiencing doubt, guilt and uncertainty for his or her Gallente cravings. Here is a short four step overview of our program:
A) Miso and J0sephine are responsible for initial lustration and de-doctrination.
B) Jade follows up with arousing stimuli of the mind, body and soul to strengthen passion and lust.
C) Commitment and hope are then my resposibility after a candidate has successfully weathered steps A and B.
D) Athule and Shari will be on hand for any relapse incidents.
Please contact me, Miso or Jade for further details and admittance.
Love, Jovin
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.12 16:25:00 -
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D) Athule... ...will be on hand for any relapse incidents.
That's the worrying bit...
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:10:00 -
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...and I have already graduated 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:10:00 -
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There will be a 12 year waiting list...
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:16:00 -
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Methinks you missed the "anonymous" part, Hardin. 
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:41:00 -
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...and I have already graduated
and some students need to attend our "Continuing Education" courses, due to denial and sexual self deprivation.
Love, Jovin
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.12 18:45:00 -
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one of my multiple personalities is Amarrian (and male), can he partake in your services?
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.12.12 18:47:00 -
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................caramel
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.12 19:15:00 -
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I need a DNA switch
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.12 19:56:00 -
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.12 23:20:00 -
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"A) Miso and J0sephine are responsible for initial lustration and de-doctrination."
... Someone should've told me before i kicked that poor Amarrian out of my room and down the stairs o.o;;
(he appeared to be rather high on Quafe, and pretty determined to remove his robe "so he'd be examined for any signs of sin"... honestly thought he picked wrong door while heading for Miso's Chamber of Pain ;.;
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Kin Hanyerec
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Posted - 2003.12.13 13:45:00 -
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2003.12.14 00:46:00 -
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heh...kinky
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voogru
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Posted - 2003.12.15 06:56:00 -
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2003.12.25 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Talon SilverHawk on 25/12/2003 14:44:41
Can Caldari take part ? I have a friend *cough* that might need some of Miso's care *cough* *cough*
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.26 00:09:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 26/12/2003 00:10:48
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Can Caldari take part ? I have a friend *cough* that might need some of Miso's care *cough* *cough*
Tal
Hello Mr. Talon,
Sorry, the SHAAG program is specificly tailored towards the mind of an Amarrian, weak from denial, despair and desire to brouter le Gallente cresson.
The soon to be annonuced Minmatar classes and sessions are currently being finalized, but a price discriminiation structure is not yet finished.
A escort service for the corporate Caldari is scheduled to be released soon(TM), that is within the next three weeks. May we contact you later with more information and pricing of that service?
Love, Jovin
Edit: Tyop.
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2003.12.26 01:05:00 -
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Edited by: Talon SilverHawk on 26/12/2003 01:06:10
Hi Mistress Jovin
My friend asks you send all details to when available to
FAO Anonymous
C/O Mr T Silverhawk
Gehi Station
Khanid
In a plain brown paper envelope
Please remember to be discreet.
Tal
What goes around comes around...
What goes around comes around...
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.26 01:38:00 -
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Edited by: Isiana on 26/12/2003 01:38:48
have any les bians?
Carebear|Me
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.26 06:23:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 26/12/2003 06:25:08
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have any les bians?
Of course darling, the SHAAG program is actually quite attentive towards needs of the women of Amarr. Please drop me a evemail at your earliest convenience, as I am sure we can work something out.
Love, Jovin
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.26 10:01:00 -
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oh, ill be right over 
Carebear|Me
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2003.12.26 10:54:00 -
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Amarrian men don't need help.
They're bald and too sexy for their ships and for just about everyone else but the sexiest and certainly NON-BUTCH Gallente slave girls like me.
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
johnathan
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Posted - 2003.12.28 13:54:00 -
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hmm iv ben rethinking the whole minmatar slave issue amuseing myself watching 2 brutor males
butt heads with cooking pots strapt to each ones head.... got kind of old after ahwile.
im thinking mabey theres a good profet in gallant love slave's and caldari dominex girls
i mean most amarr guys love the dominex type girls ,and ni - kunni guys have a overwhelming craveing for loveslaves
i think ill try a small amount at first and work my way up maby 1,000 to start with
and ill have some mercy on my minnie's give em a full batch of vitoc cookies wit a full case of quafe and send em off to pator.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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Exioce
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Posted - 2003.12.29 15:58:00 -
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and just where is Miss Constantine? i realise this is an Amarr only service, but i was hoping she'd make an exception in this case.
"The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green."
Hasham Abbas [30/06/03] |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.29 22:53:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 29/12/2003 23:04:01
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and just where is Miss Constantine? i realise this is an Amarr only service, but i was hoping she'd make an exception in this case.
Hello Exioce,
An abetment program for Gallente males is in the "works", but much farther down the road, as there are certain alone-in-the-bedroom dilemmas that may need careful approach. You will be added to the contact list, and we may even consider expediting our work for that reason.
Miss Constantine is sadly busy, but she has expressed interest in helping out in some of the lectures from time to time.
Love, Jovin
Edit: Bah! Used the wrong words, and squirted way off target.
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Kale Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.12.30 06:26:00 -
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tsk tsk.
See how the Gallente continue to torment us by making this anti-Caldari.
Funny... the Gallente women are actually quite cute, but the Gallente men look like they're floating corpses.
I actually feel sorry for the women :>
See you in space.
KaLe
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Sekhen
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Posted - 2003.12.30 21:48:00 -
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I allready have a Gallente slave, a female, that takes care of the ship while I'm in space... Washing the windows, cleaning and keeping me company during the long trips. She is truly talented. She cost me 10'000, a good price for such a good slave.
I picked her up in Amarr for those who are interested.
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Sun Tzi
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:28:00 -
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can i join!!
"The search for truth is more precious than its possession"
--Albert Einstein (03/14/1879-1955)
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Exioce
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Posted - 2003.12.31 18:21:00 -
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An abetment program for Gallente males is in the "works", but much farther down the road, as there are certain alone-in-the-bedroom dilemmas that may need careful approach. You will be added to the contact list, and we may even consider expediting our work for that reason.
Miss Constantine is sadly busy, but she has expressed interest in helping out in some of the lectures from time to time.
truly a shame. i'm currently traveling on a 10 day gratis pilots license, which runs out midnight tonight as it happens. oh well, do give my apologies to Miss Constantine, won't you?
"The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green."
Hasham Abbas [30/06/03] |
NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.01 08:13:00 -
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Count me in bebeh hehe
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Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.01 08:14:00 -
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then.
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