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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.12 16:17:00 -
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Hello All,
Jericho Fraction is pleased to announce "SHAAG - Sexual Help for Anonymous Amarrians Group". We offer comprehensive services and support for any Amarrian that has or is experiencing doubt, guilt and uncertainty for his or her Gallente cravings. Here is a short four step overview of our program:
A) Miso and J0sephine are responsible for initial lustration and de-doctrination.
B) Jade follows up with arousing stimuli of the mind, body and soul to strengthen passion and lust.
C) Commitment and hope are then my resposibility after a candidate has successfully weathered steps A and B.
D) Athule and Shari will be on hand for any relapse incidents.
Please contact me, Miso or Jade for further details and admittance.
Love, Jovin
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.12 16:25:00 -
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D) Athule... ...will be on hand for any relapse incidents.
That's the worrying bit...
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:10:00 -
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...and I have already graduated 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:10:00 -
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There will be a 12 year waiting list...
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:16:00 -
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Methinks you missed the "anonymous" part, Hardin. 
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.12 17:41:00 -
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...and I have already graduated
and some students need to attend our "Continuing Education" courses, due to denial and sexual self deprivation.
Love, Jovin
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.12 18:45:00 -
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one of my multiple personalities is Amarrian (and male), can he partake in your services?
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Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.12.12 18:47:00 -
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................caramel
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.12 19:15:00 -
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I need a DNA switch
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.12 19:56:00 -
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.12 23:20:00 -
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"A) Miso and J0sephine are responsible for initial lustration and de-doctrination."
... Someone should've told me before i kicked that poor Amarrian out of my room and down the stairs o.o;;
(he appeared to be rather high on Quafe, and pretty determined to remove his robe "so he'd be examined for any signs of sin"... honestly thought he picked wrong door while heading for Miso's Chamber of Pain ;.;
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Kin Hanyerec
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Posted - 2003.12.13 13:45:00 -
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2003.12.14 00:46:00 -
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heh...kinky
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voogru
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Posted - 2003.12.15 06:56:00 -
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2003.12.25 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Talon SilverHawk on 25/12/2003 14:44:41
Can Caldari take part ? I have a friend *cough* that might need some of Miso's care *cough* *cough*
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.26 00:09:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 26/12/2003 00:10:48
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Can Caldari take part ? I have a friend *cough* that might need some of Miso's care *cough* *cough*
Tal
Hello Mr. Talon,
Sorry, the SHAAG program is specificly tailored towards the mind of an Amarrian, weak from denial, despair and desire to brouter le Gallente cresson.
The soon to be annonuced Minmatar classes and sessions are currently being finalized, but a price discriminiation structure is not yet finished.
A escort service for the corporate Caldari is scheduled to be released soon(TM), that is within the next three weeks. May we contact you later with more information and pricing of that service?
Love, Jovin
Edit: Tyop.
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2003.12.26 01:05:00 -
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Edited by: Talon SilverHawk on 26/12/2003 01:06:10
Hi Mistress Jovin
My friend asks you send all details to when available to
FAO Anonymous
C/O Mr T Silverhawk
Gehi Station
Khanid
In a plain brown paper envelope
Please remember to be discreet.
Tal
What goes around comes around...
What goes around comes around...
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.26 01:38:00 -
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Edited by: Isiana on 26/12/2003 01:38:48
have any les bians?
Carebear|Me
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.26 06:23:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 26/12/2003 06:25:08
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have any les bians?
Of course darling, the SHAAG program is actually quite attentive towards needs of the women of Amarr. Please drop me a evemail at your earliest convenience, as I am sure we can work something out.
Love, Jovin
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.26 10:01:00 -
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oh, ill be right over 
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2003.12.26 10:54:00 -
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Amarrian men don't need help.
They're bald and too sexy for their ships and for just about everyone else but the sexiest and certainly NON-BUTCH Gallente slave girls like me.
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
johnathan
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Posted - 2003.12.28 13:54:00 -
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hmm iv ben rethinking the whole minmatar slave issue amuseing myself watching 2 brutor males
butt heads with cooking pots strapt to each ones head.... got kind of old after ahwile.
im thinking mabey theres a good profet in gallant love slave's and caldari dominex girls
i mean most amarr guys love the dominex type girls ,and ni - kunni guys have a overwhelming craveing for loveslaves
i think ill try a small amount at first and work my way up maby 1,000 to start with
and ill have some mercy on my minnie's give em a full batch of vitoc cookies wit a full case of quafe and send em off to pator.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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Exioce
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Posted - 2003.12.29 15:58:00 -
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and just where is Miss Constantine? i realise this is an Amarr only service, but i was hoping she'd make an exception in this case.
"The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green."
Hasham Abbas [30/06/03] |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.12.29 22:53:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 29/12/2003 23:04:01
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and just where is Miss Constantine? i realise this is an Amarr only service, but i was hoping she'd make an exception in this case.
Hello Exioce,
An abetment program for Gallente males is in the "works", but much farther down the road, as there are certain alone-in-the-bedroom dilemmas that may need careful approach. You will be added to the contact list, and we may even consider expediting our work for that reason.
Miss Constantine is sadly busy, but she has expressed interest in helping out in some of the lectures from time to time.
Love, Jovin
Edit: Bah! Used the wrong words, and squirted way off target.
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Kale Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.12.30 06:26:00 -
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tsk tsk.
See how the Gallente continue to torment us by making this anti-Caldari.
Funny... the Gallente women are actually quite cute, but the Gallente men look like they're floating corpses.
I actually feel sorry for the women :>
See you in space.
KaLe
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Sekhen
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Posted - 2003.12.30 21:48:00 -
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I allready have a Gallente slave, a female, that takes care of the ship while I'm in space... Washing the windows, cleaning and keeping me company during the long trips. She is truly talented. She cost me 10'000, a good price for such a good slave.
I picked her up in Amarr for those who are interested.
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Sun Tzi
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:28:00 -
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can i join!!
"The search for truth is more precious than its possession"
--Albert Einstein (03/14/1879-1955)
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Exioce
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Posted - 2003.12.31 18:21:00 -
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Quote:
An abetment program for Gallente males is in the "works", but much farther down the road, as there are certain alone-in-the-bedroom dilemmas that may need careful approach. You will be added to the contact list, and we may even consider expediting our work for that reason.
Miss Constantine is sadly busy, but she has expressed interest in helping out in some of the lectures from time to time.
truly a shame. i'm currently traveling on a 10 day gratis pilots license, which runs out midnight tonight as it happens. oh well, do give my apologies to Miss Constantine, won't you?
"The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green."
Hasham Abbas [30/06/03] |
NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.01 08:13:00 -
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Count me in bebeh hehe
Poking bunnies with the best of them! |
Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.01 08:14:00 -
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then.
Like this sig? Check out my sig shoppe..
Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.02 19:52:00 -
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Quote:
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then.
Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
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Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2004.01.04 07:54:00 -
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Ok it's official, you are all definitely spending too much time at the keyboards on your ships.
Too weird for words
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Ezar Vorbarra
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Posted - 2004.01.04 10:12:00 -
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I have a better program in mind for my Ammaran brothers.
1. Attend service at your local theology council.
2. Pray. God is listening.
3. Ignore all of this new age trash and cheap Gallente smut.
Besides, nothing in the universe is more appealing than a cold, cruel, and strong-willed Amarran woman.
- Leftenant Vorbarra
PIE Inc.
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.04 12:14:00 -
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What?
My heart is broken to discarded for an Amarrian woman.
This poor Gallente maiden and love slave only lives in the service and love of BALD HEADED AMARRIAN MEN --- The only true bastions of Masculinity and true geniune 100% Testerone in the EVE universe (all others being artificial and fake).
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
Lord Panther
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Posted - 2004.01.05 04:25:00 -
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tsk tsk.
See how the Gallente continue to torment us by making this anti-Caldari.
Funny... the Gallente women are actually quite cute, but the Gallente men look like they're floating corpses.
I actually feel sorry for the women :>
Feel sorry for them if you like but we all know that for the most part the overwhelming majority of Gallente men prefer other Gallente men and thus leave the women alone.
It's little wonder so many Gallente women volunteer for the Hooded Monk Mining Sharing the Virgin ritual.
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Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.05 05:16:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
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I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then.
Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
hehe ima give u a 1-run lapdance me=29 bpc for nuthin :)
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Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |
BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.05 05:49:00 -
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Amarrians used Minmitar Sex Slaves to test out their "manhood" *snicker* One of the more unpleasant parts of being a slave. Amarrian men have very small packages.
Minmitar men dont seem to have that problem
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.05 07:20:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 05/01/2004 07:22:03
Amarrian men don't use Minmatar women as love slaves because Minnie women are UGLY, pure and simple. I mean, look at you, you are so BUTCH! I can't tell if you're a guy or a gurl.
And Minmatar men don't have much under their pants too. Why do you think they're called Minmatar? It came from the word "Miniture", which pretty much describes their "assets".
Amarrian men are so sexy because they are so BIG, Bold and Beautiful especially when they are so Bald Headed! I mean, they are so egoistic because they are confident and confidence is SEX appeal. They keep slaves because they command and DOMINATE, and every good woman knows despite their pretense of aggression and equal rights---that they only wish to be DOMINATED in bed by REAL men.
And yes I am a slave, a slave of love, but who wouldn't be, with such cute and hunky men. Then my Masters are also slaves of love to me---I call them my Boy-Toys as they too answer to my every whimper.
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.05 10:18:00 -
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Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
I almost feel sorry for you... almost...
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 00:33:00 -
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Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 00:36:29
Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 00:34:41
Quote:
Edited by: Slithereen2 on 05/01/2004 07:22:03
Amarrian men don't use Minmatar women as love slaves because Minnie women are UGLY, pure and simple. I mean, look at you, you are so BUTCH! I can't tell if you're a guy or a gurl.
And Minmatar men don't have much under their pants too. Why do you think they're called Minmatar? It came from the word "Miniture", which pretty much describes their "assets".
Amarrian men are so sexy because they are so BIG, Bold and Beautiful especially when they are so Bald Headed! I mean, they are so egoistic because they are confident and confidence is SEX appeal. They keep slaves because they command and DOMINATE, and every good woman knows despite their pretense of aggression and equal rights---that they only wish to be DOMINATED in bed by REAL men.
And yes I am a slave, a slave of love, but who wouldn't be, with such cute and hunky men. Then my Masters are also slaves of love to me---I call them my Boy-Toys as they too answer to my every whimper.
LOL There's a reason why minmitar replicate so much baby...cos we know how to do it right! And as far as being butch...you dont have to be a complete pansy to be sexy....lots of men like a sexually agressive woman who can supply them with an infinate supply of orgasms. Check the internet - under hot agressive females....more than one site out there. <G>
Oh and by the way....you look like a 14 year old prostitute
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Red Six
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:02:00 -
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Saucer of milk table 2.....
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 01:07:26
My my jealous are you, Ms. Bondservant?
Men only pick butch and ugly women like you because these men themselves are so ugly and no women would pick them unless they're so ugly themselves.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:48:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 01:07:26
My my jealous are you, Ms. Bondservant?
Men only pick butch and ugly women like you because these men themselves are so ugly and no women would pick them unless they're so ugly themselves.
lol. You obviously havent done your homework missy. Get back to me when you're worthy
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:16:00 -
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I'm always worthier than you, since you look so ugly.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:38:00 -
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Sometimes a worthy cause is absolutely the last thing one needs. A little raw dirty lust is often a tonic to the sooth the tensions of the day.
JF Public Forum |
BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 02:47:04
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I'm always worthier than you, since you look so ugly.
That's not what you said last night in between lip biting and moaning. HAAHAHA
Seriously good luck on finding a personality
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:42:00 -
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Sometimes a worthy cause is absolutely the last thing one needs. A little raw dirty lust is often a tonic to the sooth the tensions of the day.
oh yes agreed
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 04:53:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 04:54:54
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by: BONDSERVANT on
That's not what you said last night in between lip biting and moaning. HAAHAHA
Seriously good luck on finding a personality
At least I have my big, bald headed Amarrian boytoys.
What do you have, Ms. Butch Old Maid?
If sex is just mere reproduction for you, then I guess its not for you or your partner. Hehehe.
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 07:59:00 -
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Bravo!!!! Most Excellent Blather.
THis has been a fun roust - but now I shall say one last thing.
Bald Amarrians you may have, all of them, as many as you like...but when the "goody-two-shoes" preppy, missionary-style persona of sexual constipation gets old, you know exactly what tree they will come barking up, and lifting their legs to.
Oh and as for me and my personal conquests, I have had many more than you can ever imagine.
Cheers!
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Axia Firehead
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:25:00 -
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please, keep me a room , i m already feeling better knowing that i will come to you.......
:)
and girls between hemselve are so...........
Carbide industries.
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Axia Firehead
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:31:00 -
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and, of course, eveyrbody is welcome to learn me some new way of thinking....
i can be very open
Carbide industries.
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johnathan
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Posted - 2004.01.08 16:31:00 -
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sorry all forgot to give BONDSERVANT her vitoc
this week she must have slipt out when i sent off the other slaves to pator with there case of quafe an vitoc cookies..... what a mess now whos going to scrub the floor in my slavers stall
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.08 16:48:00 -
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It seems that Jovin has found herself tied to a four post bed in the Captains quarters of the Dark Lady Lost. As such she may not be able to help you for quite some time. She is under going training to increase her respect of Caldari ship captains.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.08 17:05:00 -
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sorry all forgot to give BONDSERVANT her vitoc
this week she must have slipt out when i sent off the other slaves to pator with there case of quafe an vitoc cookies..... what a mess now whos going to scrub the floor in my slavers stall
heehee, thought you were mr smartypants did ya. Naw, you didnt forget, I exchanged those with your viagra pills.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.08 18:39:00 -
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RRAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
(so this is what i'm getting myself into!)
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.09 01:34:00 -
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Bravo!!!! Most Excellent Blather.
THis has been a fun roust - but now I shall say one last thing.
Bald Amarrians you may have, all of them, as many as you like...but when the "goody-two-shoes" preppy, missionary-style persona of sexual constipation gets old, you know exactly what tree they will come barking up, and lifting their legs to.
Oh and as for me and my personal conquests, I have had many more than you can ever imagine.
Cheers!
The fact that you even have a lover, is one of immense surprise.
Someone must be very desperate.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.09 02:17:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me. (along with 1400 artillary howitzers, rumbling starship engines and retro corregated-iron styling).
One needs to long beyond the fashion tabloids m'dear!
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.09 05:24:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me.
Nah...that kinds of feels like doing it with apes.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:51:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me. (along with 1400 artillary howitzers, rumbling starship engines and retro corregated-iron styling).
One needs to long beyond the fashion tabloids m'dear!
Hehe Sounds very enjoyable! The emotional rejoinder of raw animal lust acquired during a night of passion more than satisfies the craving of the inner beast!
Slithereen you should really learn not to be so narrow minded, variety is most excellent!
Cheers
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.10 10:59:00 -
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Like you doing it with different animals...?
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.10 12:06:00 -
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Caldari men are so underestimated
This is not a hijack
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Noa Strimmer
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Posted - 2004.01.10 15:26:00 -
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Caldari men are so underestimated
damn right, you fine piece of Caldari womanhood :9
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.10 15:57:00 -
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Like you doing it with different animals...?
Now you are throwing around accusations which neither have merit nor a valid foundation to stand on. From the obvious lack of proper evisceration in your replies, I would assume that you are either uneducated, ignorant, or very young, so I wont continue to banter with you. It wouldn't be a fair fight.
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.10 18:52:00 -
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Quote:
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Caldari men are so underestimated
damn right, you fine piece of Caldari womanhood :9
I agree, caldari men are the hottest thing :)
Poking bunnies with the best of them! |
johnathan
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Posted - 2004.01.10 19:34:00 -
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Edited by: johnathan on 10/01/2004 19:38:20
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sorry all forgot to give BONDSERVANT her vitoc
this week she must have slipt out when i sent off the other slaves to pator with there case of quafe an vitoc cookies..... what a mess now whos going to scrub the floor in my slavers stall
heehee, thought you were mr smartypants did ya. Naw, you didnt forget, I exchanged those with your viagra pills.
those viagra pills where for the brutor guys
they where complaining saying that sebator girls where too flat chested an butch. ohwell
if i cant help them willingly breed in captivity then you just help'd me force em to breed ,poor things ill have to buy more anti vitoc pills...
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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johnathan
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Posted - 2004.01.10 19:50:00 -
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Edited by: johnathan on 11/01/2004 03:10:54
on another note my slaver hound was happyer when you where around BONDSERVANT he seems to be frustrated and for some reason he thinks sebestior girls are well slaver females.
I dont know how to explain that but iv had to have him moved to another stall while the floor in his was being scrub'd clean my guards said he got exited when he seen a sebestior girl on her knees go figure.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.11 00:42:00 -
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on another note my slaver hound was happyer when you where around BONDSERVANT he seems to be frustrated and for some reason he thinks sebator girls are well slaver females.
I dont know how to explain that but iv had to have him moved to another stall while the flore in his was being scrub'd clean my guards said he got exited when he seen a sabator girl on her knees go figure.
ROFLMAO, finally a well written retort (aside from the poor spelling)! Shall I say that your slaver hounds are better endowed than you :)
This may explain the need for viagra, tho I think I can answer your question as to why the slaver hounds get so excited when seeing a sebestior female with a few photographs I found of you wearing my clothes.
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Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |
johnathan
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Posted - 2004.01.11 02:59:00 -
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Edited by: johnathan on 11/01/2004 03:08:08
Edited by: johnathan on 11/01/2004 03:02:50
why should i envy a dog? oh and i like to sniff pantys preferably when there on you
how do you know my dogs are uh there size an such? just a question not acuseing you of anything.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
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Like you doing it with different animals...?
Now you are throwing around accusations which neither have merit nor a valid foundation to stand on. From the obvious lack of proper evisceration in your replies, I would assume that you are either uneducated, ignorant, or very young, so I wont continue to banter with you. It wouldn't be a fair fight.
My my, a fair fight? You have been in the losing end so far.
Grunt and bend over. I got a horse coming for you.
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on another note my slaver hound was happyer when you where around BONDSERVANT he seems to be frustrated and for some reason he thinks sebator girls are well slaver females.
I dont know how to explain that but iv had to have him moved to another stall while the flore in his was being scrub'd clean my guards said he got exited when he seen a sabator girl on her knees go figure.
ROFLMAO, finally a well written retort (aside from the poor spelling)! Shall I say that your slaver hounds are better endowed than you :)
This may explain the need for viagra, tho I think I can answer your question as to why the slaver hounds get so excited when seeing a sebestior female with a few photographs I found of you wearing my clothes.
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Like you doing it with different animals...?
Now you are throwing around accusations which neither have merit nor a valid foundation to stand on. From the obvious lack of proper evisceration in your replies, I would assume that you are either uneducated, ignorant, or very young, so I wont continue to banter with you. It wouldn't be a fair fight.
My my, a fair fight? You have been in the losing end so far.
Grunt and bend over. I got a horse coming for you.
What makes you think that? You might take some time to learn to insult someone using a little more class. It really raises the level of fairness - in your favor.
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BONDSERVANT you might try posting with 1 char at a time or stop hideing behind a alt.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
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BONDSERVANT you might try posting with 1 char at a time or stop hideing behind a alt.
Oh bother, you caught me. I am slithereen2's alt hahahahah.
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Posted - 2004.01.12 01:12:00 -
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What makes you think that? You might take some time to learn to insult someone using a little more class. It really raises the level of fairness - in your favor.
My my my, looks like the cat swallowed your tongue.
Oh and by the way, those chains look so becoming of you.
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What makes you think that? You might take some time to learn to insult someone using a little more class. It really raises the level of fairness - in your favor.
My my my, looks like the cat swallowed your tongue.
Oh and by the way, those chains look so becoming of you.
Much better, my dear
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Posted - 2004.01.12 02:25:00 -
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pending investigation
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Lady Drakmarr
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Posted - 2004.01.12 17:37:00 -
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Through careful consideration and much discussion this topic has been deemed suitable so far for discussion on this board. One thing that you should know and understand is that Vulgarity and Profanity will not be tolerated and will result in a warning and a possible ban from the world of EVE. One thing to consider in this let us take a look at the Gallente Race and these points and more can be found in the history and FAQ of the Races that are amongst us; "The Gallenteans. Self-righteous, meddling, pompous and tiresome, or virile liberalists and defenders of the free world. Love them or hate them, you simply can't ignore them. Everybody has an opinion on the Gallente Federation, it all depends from which side of the table you view them. For many, it is the Promised Land, where any dream can become a reality. Descendants of Tau Ceti Frenchmen, the Gallenteans remain strong believers in free will and human rights, despite numerous setbacks in their long history.
In the world of EVE, the Gallentean are the kings of entertainment, mass-producing everything from cheap ****-flicks to elaborate stage-shows for an ever-hungry public. They boast the most elaborate luxury space yachts, and the most glittering hotel reservoirs. Anything your mind or body could ever crave, the Gallenteans have plenty of it."
So the story of EVE does not turn a blind eye to the sexual gender or preferences of races or individuals but does not promote illegal communication of sexual orientation.
"Immediate banning from the forum can result from any of the following:
The posting of ****ography; discriminatory remarks which are sexually explicit, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive; excessive obscene or vulgar language; posts which discuss or illustrate illegal activity; providing links to sites that contain any of the aforementioned. "
So in conclusion keep this topic clean and make sure you do not break any of the rules of the Board.
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Through careful consideration and much discussion this topic has been deemed suitable so far for discussion on this board. One thing that you should know and understand is that Vulgarity and Profanity will not be tolerated and will result in a warning and a possible ban from the world of EVE. One thing to consider in this let us take a look at the Gallente Race and these points and more can be found in the history and FAQ of the Races that are amongst us; "The Gallenteans. Self-righteous, meddling, pompous and tiresome, or virile liberalists and defenders of the free world. Love them or hate them, you simply can't ignore them. Everybody has an opinion on the Gallente Federation, it all depends from which side of the table you view them. For many, it is the Promised Land, where any dream can become a reality. Descendants of Tau Ceti Frenchmen, the Gallenteans remain strong believers in free will and human rights, despite numerous setbacks in their long history.
In the world of EVE, the Gallentean are the kings of entertainment, mass-producing everything from cheap ****-flicks to elaborate stage-shows for an ever-hungry public. They boast the most elaborate luxury space yachts, and the most glittering hotel reservoirs. Anything your mind or body could ever crave, the Gallenteans have plenty of it."
So the story of EVE does not turn a blind eye to the sexual gender or preferences of races or individuals but does not promote illegal communication of sexual orientation.
"Immediate banning from the forum can result from any of the following:
The posting of ****ography; discriminatory remarks which are sexually explicit, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive; excessive obscene or vulgar language; posts which discuss or illustrate illegal activity; providing links to sites that contain any of the aforementioned. "
So in conclusion keep this topic clean and make sure you do not break any of the rules of the Board.
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Posted - 2004.01.12 23:32:00 -
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You can continue your discussion but please keep it clean
Dear Jovin Ketels,
as an minmatar I would be very interested in the names of the Amarr that have followed your programm for blackmailing purposes, I think their wives will be very appreciative of this information
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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Isiana
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*raises hand* and sure tell it to my wife, no use, she was there with me
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Posted - 2004.01.14 12:02:00 -
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Axia - bottled my comment on your being open as I dont want the thread locked
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Hellena
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Posted - 2004.01.15 06:52:00 -
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Ever hear of the Red Light District?
Not Just Another Pretty Face
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Posted - 2004.01.15 08:51:00 -
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i m not married, and don t want to be.
i prefer to have fun when i want, where i want.
if you want, we can have a little walk at nigth, together, watching the moon..
nemesis, don t be affraid, i m not so savage that some can think :)
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Posted - 2004.01.15 13:36:00 -
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You can continue your discussion but please keep it clean
Dear Jovin Ketels,
as an minmatar I would be very interested in the names of the Amarr that have followed your programm for blackmailing purposes, I think their wives will be very appreciative of this information
I can get you that list Eris. Shall we discuss it over some spiced wine? The spanking is optional.
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Posted - 2004.01.15 13:36:00 -
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Ill get my coat...
Im Ni-Kunni aswell dear - savage is fine with me
Nem
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Posted - 2004.01.23 17:51:00 -
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mmmm caldari men *giggle*
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Posted - 2004.01.23 19:48:00 -
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Axia erm which moon was that again :)
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2004.01.24 04:12:00 -
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for the good amarr there is no pleasure to be found in sexuality!
meditation is the only way to happiness!
my fellow amarrians stay clean and withstand the offers of ur animal side!
u might well end up debilitated like those minmatar freedom fighters!
(ooc:sorry if i killed any1's fun in this thread, but i had to say something like this:))
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