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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.02 19:52:00 -
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Quote: I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then. 
Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
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Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2004.01.04 07:54:00 -
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Ok it's official, you are all definitely spending too much time at the keyboards on your ships.
Too weird for words
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Ezar Vorbarra
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Posted - 2004.01.04 10:12:00 -
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I have a better program in mind for my Ammaran brothers.
1. Attend service at your local theology council.
2. Pray. God is listening.
3. Ignore all of this new age trash and cheap Gallente smut.
Besides, nothing in the universe is more appealing than a cold, cruel, and strong-willed Amarran woman.
- Leftenant Vorbarra PIE Inc. --
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.04 12:14:00 -
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What?
My heart is broken to discarded for an Amarrian woman.
This poor Gallente maiden and love slave only lives in the service and love of BALD HEADED AMARRIAN MEN --- The only true bastions of Masculinity and true geniune 100% Testerone in the EVE universe (all others being artificial and fake).
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Lord Panther
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Posted - 2004.01.05 04:25:00 -
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Quote: tsk tsk.
See how the Gallente continue to torment us by making this anti-Caldari.
Funny... the Gallente women are actually quite cute, but the Gallente men look like they're floating corpses. I actually feel sorry for the women :>
Feel sorry for them if you like but we all know that for the most part the overwhelming majority of Gallente men prefer other Gallente men and thus leave the women alone.
It's little wonder so many Gallente women volunteer for the Hooded Monk Mining Sharing the Virgin ritual.
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Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.05 05:16:00 -
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Quote: I wondered why the other boards were calm. No one told me all the pervs were here.
Nobody ever does anything nice for the Caldari.
Hehe i love caldari men. Ima do somethin nice for ya then. 
Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
hehe ima give u a 1-run lapdance me=29 bpc for nuthin :)
Like this sig? Check out my sig shoppe.. Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |

BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.05 05:49:00 -
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Amarrians used Minmitar Sex Slaves to test out their "manhood" *snicker* One of the more unpleasant parts of being a slave. Amarrian men have very small packages.
Minmitar men dont seem to have that problem
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.05 07:20:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 05/01/2004 07:22:03
Amarrian men don't use Minmatar women as love slaves because Minnie women are UGLY, pure and simple. I mean, look at you, you are so BUTCH! I can't tell if you're a guy or a gurl.
And Minmatar men don't have much under their pants too. Why do you think they're called Minmatar? It came from the word "Miniture", which pretty much describes their "assets".
Amarrian men are so sexy because they are so BIG, Bold and Beautiful especially when they are so Bald Headed! I mean, they are so egoistic because they are confident and confidence is SEX appeal. They keep slaves because they command and DOMINATE, and every good woman knows despite their pretense of aggression and equal rights---that they only wish to be DOMINATED in bed by REAL men.
And yes I am a slave, a slave of love, but who wouldn't be, with such cute and hunky men. Then my Masters are also slaves of love to me---I call them my Boy-Toys as they too answer to my every whimper.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.05 10:18:00 -
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Outstanding, I get ignored all the time in my own corp just because I'm Caldari.
I almost feel sorry for you... almost... -------------------------------------------- Dead
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 00:33:00 -
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Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 00:36:29 Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 00:34:41
Quote: Edited by: Slithereen2 on 05/01/2004 07:22:03
Amarrian men don't use Minmatar women as love slaves because Minnie women are UGLY, pure and simple. I mean, look at you, you are so BUTCH! I can't tell if you're a guy or a gurl.
And Minmatar men don't have much under their pants too. Why do you think they're called Minmatar? It came from the word "Miniture", which pretty much describes their "assets".
Amarrian men are so sexy because they are so BIG, Bold and Beautiful especially when they are so Bald Headed! I mean, they are so egoistic because they are confident and confidence is SEX appeal. They keep slaves because they command and DOMINATE, and every good woman knows despite their pretense of aggression and equal rights---that they only wish to be DOMINATED in bed by REAL men.
And yes I am a slave, a slave of love, but who wouldn't be, with such cute and hunky men. Then my Masters are also slaves of love to me---I call them my Boy-Toys as they too answer to my every whimper.
LOL There's a reason why minmitar replicate so much baby...cos we know how to do it right! And as far as being butch...you dont have to be a complete pansy to be sexy....lots of men like a sexually agressive woman who can supply them with an infinate supply of orgasms. Check the internet - under hot agressive females....more than one site out there. <G>
Oh and by the way....you look like a 14 year old prostitute
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Red Six
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:02:00 -
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Saucer of milk table 2.....
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 01:07:26 My my jealous are you, Ms. Bondservant?
Men only pick butch and ugly women like you because these men themselves are so ugly and no women would pick them unless they're so ugly themselves.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 01:48:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 01:07:26 My my jealous are you, Ms. Bondservant?
Men only pick butch and ugly women like you because these men themselves are so ugly and no women would pick them unless they're so ugly themselves.
lol. You obviously havent done your homework missy. Get back to me when you're worthy
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:16:00 -
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I'm always worthier than you, since you look so ugly.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:38:00 -
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Sometimes a worthy cause is absolutely the last thing one needs. A little raw dirty lust is often a tonic to the sooth the tensions of the day.
JF Public Forum |

BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: BONDSERVANT on 06/01/2004 02:47:04
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I'm always worthier than you, since you look so ugly.
That's not what you said last night in between lip biting and moaning. HAAHAHA
Seriously good luck on finding a personality
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.06 02:42:00 -
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Sometimes a worthy cause is absolutely the last thing one needs. A little raw dirty lust is often a tonic to the sooth the tensions of the day.
oh yes agreed
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.06 04:53:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen2 on 06/01/2004 04:54:54
Quote: by: BONDSERVANT on
That's not what you said last night in between lip biting and moaning. HAAHAHA
Seriously good luck on finding a personality
At least I have my big, bald headed Amarrian boytoys.
What do you have, Ms. Butch Old Maid?
If sex is just mere reproduction for you, then I guess its not for you or your partner. Hehehe.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.06 07:59:00 -
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Bravo!!!! Most Excellent Blather.
THis has been a fun roust - but now I shall say one last thing.
Bald Amarrians you may have, all of them, as many as you like...but when the "goody-two-shoes" preppy, missionary-style persona of sexual constipation gets old, you know exactly what tree they will come barking up, and lifting their legs to.
Oh and as for me and my personal conquests, I have had many more than you can ever imagine.
Cheers!
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Axia Firehead
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:25:00 -
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please, keep me a room , i m already feeling better knowing that i will come to you....... :)
and girls between hemselve are so........... Carbide industries. Combat director |
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Axia Firehead
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:31:00 -
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and, of course, eveyrbody is welcome to learn me some new way of thinking....

i can be very open
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johnathan
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Posted - 2004.01.08 16:31:00 -
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sorry all forgot to give BONDSERVANT her vitoc this week she must have slipt out when i sent off the other slaves to pator with there case of quafe an vitoc cookies..... what a mess now whos going to scrub the floor in my slavers stall
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.08 16:48:00 -
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It seems that Jovin has found herself tied to a four post bed in the Captains quarters of the Dark Lady Lost. As such she may not be able to help you for quite some time. She is under going training to increase her respect of Caldari ship captains.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.08 17:05:00 -
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Quote: sorry all forgot to give BONDSERVANT her vitoc this week she must have slipt out when i sent off the other slaves to pator with there case of quafe an vitoc cookies..... what a mess now whos going to scrub the floor in my slavers stall
heehee, thought you were mr smartypants did ya. Naw, you didnt forget, I exchanged those with your viagra pills.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.08 18:39:00 -
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RRAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! 
(so this is what i'm getting myself into!)
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.09 01:34:00 -
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Quote: Bravo!!!! Most Excellent Blather.
THis has been a fun roust - but now I shall say one last thing.
Bald Amarrians you may have, all of them, as many as you like...but when the "goody-two-shoes" preppy, missionary-style persona of sexual constipation gets old, you know exactly what tree they will come barking up, and lifting their legs to.
Oh and as for me and my personal conquests, I have had many more than you can ever imagine.
Cheers!
The fact that you even have a lover, is one of immense surprise.
Someone must be very desperate.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.09 02:17:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me. (along with 1400 artillary howitzers, rumbling starship engines and retro corregated-iron styling).
One needs to long beyond the fashion tabloids m'dear!
JF Public Forum |

Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.09 05:24:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me.
Nah...that kinds of feels like doing it with apes.
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BONDSERVANT
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:51:00 -
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If she didn't have at least one lover to her credit I'd be happy to resolve the issue to mutual satisfaction. The minmatar tribal look is such a turn-on to me. (along with 1400 artillary howitzers, rumbling starship engines and retro corregated-iron styling).
One needs to long beyond the fashion tabloids m'dear!
Hehe Sounds very enjoyable! The emotional rejoinder of raw animal lust acquired during a night of passion more than satisfies the craving of the inner beast!
Slithereen you should really learn not to be so narrow minded, variety is most excellent!
Cheers
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.10 10:59:00 -
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Like you doing it with different animals...?
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