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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:47:00 -
[1]
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
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Hehulk
Black Sea Industries
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:49:00 -
[2]
You win for today I think
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Myadra
Amarr
Blood Inquisition
Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:49:00 -
[3]
Keep up the good work, I see many good things in Gekidoku's future, any kill/loss numbers or details?
BL-IN site awaiting new sig .. |
Waxau
Liberty Rogues
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:49:00 -
[4]
Yay a serious thread for once!
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thoradh
AirHawk Alliance
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:50:00 -
[5]
Ah GF was had by all it seems, hope local was smack-free 
>
> Noli illegitimi carborundum!
> |
mergblue
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:51:00 -
[6]
You'll have to cover all time zones to win that one! 
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:52:00 -
[7]
Edited by: Drakma on 12/02/2007 00:49:18
 Originally by: Myadra
Keep up the good work, I see many good things in Gekidoku's future, any kill/loss numbers or details?
K/L
Lamp 1/0
Dog's Eye 1/0
Conciousness when kicked in ********* 1/0
GAH... even after they logged, they still pwnd me with their Legos on the floor...
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Zoltaris
COLSUP
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:53:00 -
[8]
Good one!
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> Amongst the Top 10 |
acompton
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:57:00 -
[9]
Nicely done.
I have 3 kids, but it took me a couple of seconds and then the smile spread across my face.
At first I was like "where the heck are those systems, and do his corp members get annoyed that he calls them 'his kids'..."
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Laythun
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:58:00 -
[10]
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Black Lance Brother
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:59:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
Best COAD post this week.
Total win
-[23] Member-
EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:59:00 -
[12]
Originally by: acompton
Nicely done.
I have 3 kids, but it took me a couple of seconds and then the smile spread across my face.
At first I was like "where the heck are those systems, and do his corp members get annoyed that he calls them 'his kids'..."
Funnily enough, i do call them kids and they call me "pops"
I have to get their dirty clothes out of their rooms now, here's hoping they don't do a logonski trap...
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ScreamingLord Sutch
Hand in Mouth
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Posted - 2007.02.12 00:59:00 -
[13]
No doubt they'll log on at 4am and pwn you in the face
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:00:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Laythun
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Sadly, the only mom in the alliance left 2 years ago.
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James Snowscoran
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:01:00 -
[15]
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Laythun
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:02:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Laythun
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Sadly, the only mom in the alliance left 2 years ago.
Useless peices of a equipment anyway, TITANs can do everything bigger and better anyway
Black Lance Brother
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kublai
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:02:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Laythun
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Sadly, the only mom in the alliance left 2 years ago.
Was it corp theft?
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thoradh
AirHawk Alliance
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:04:00 -
[18]
STICKY \o/
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> Noli illegitimi carborundum!
> |
Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:04:00 -
[19]
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Laythun
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Sadly, the only mom in the alliance left 2 years ago.
Was it corp theft?
Yes, thanks to some Yulai convention however, I was able to get 50% back.
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Coasterbrian
Loss of Sanity
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:06:00 -
[20]
Thanks, I needed that.
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Loss of Sanity.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:08:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Laythun
Was there a MOM deployed on the field of battle?
Sadly, the only mom in the alliance left 2 years ago.
Was it corp theft?
Yes, thanks to some Yulai convention however, I was able to get 50% back.
-[23] Member-
EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:09:00 -
[22]
Edited by: lofty29 on 12/02/2007 01:07:41
Baaaaaahahah
Oh, and :
Break it down!
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Oreh Anavrin
ECP Rogues
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:11:00 -
[23]
HAhaha! The first post is great andthe replies are even better.
50% back hahah I'm still laughing.
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This is Oreh Anavrin and I am here to remind you that Eve is a video game and not real life. Now think about what you wrote before you hit the "post" button ; |
R'adeh
Gallente
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:13:00 -
[24]
I can create alliances for cheap. They will make it a lot easier for you to set standings to corps such as [KIDS]. 
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My views are my own and I don't represent my corp. |
Canine Fiend
Minmatar
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:16:00 -
[25]
Excellent post Drakma, had me *****ing up, esp. the Yulai bit.
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Firane
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:18:00 -
[26]
How can you be sure that your children aren't DEViantS?
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:22:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Firane
How can you be sure that your children aren't DEViantS?
Hrm, good point, they do always seem to know when I'm just about to set down on the toilet for a good "read."
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:27:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Firane
How can you be sure that your children aren't DEViantS?
Hrm, good point, they do always seem to know when I'm just about to set down on the toilet for a good "read."
 BAAAAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Owned!
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Kun'mi
Amarr
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:33:00 -
[29]
I in all honesty had to read that 3 times before I understood what everyone was laughing at.
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Midnight Rayne
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:34:00 -
[30]
Freaking Fantastic!
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:35:00 -
[31]
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One ship to jam them all, one ship to damp them.
One ship to suck them dry and in the dark void gank them. |
Ivoryman
Art of War
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:37:00 -
[32]
awesome ...my forum reading is done for the weekend, with a smile
Ivory
CEO- Art of War |
ishkabibble
Black Avatar
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:39:00 -
[33]
Edited by: ishkabibble on 12/02/2007 01:35:28
Posting in a epic thread
0/
"I have no clue what weapons we will fight the third world war with, but the fourth world war will be fought with sticks and rocks" - Albert Einstien |
Blue Stratos
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
As a father i am laughing so ahrd its not funny
You my friend are awsum!
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Sovereign533
Caldari
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 01:45:00 -
[35]
=) thnx, i needed that after all that "serious" propaganda and battlereports ^_^
Second sig removed, only 1 signature graphic please - Xorus
^_^WOOHOO!!! my Sig finally got nerfed...
Added pink because it was lacking - Petwraith
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Vandervecken Smith
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:02:00 -
[36]
This thread delivers!
And also, sorry for the loss of your MOM super-capital. I hope you managed to keep the House and Furniture BPOs.
Here's hoping your MOM pilot wasn't headhunted by an alliance with T2 House BPOs, that would suck 
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Vegas Gold
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:10:00 -
[37]
Hahahaha. Just when I was getting annoyed with all these posts this one made me laugh. Good job!
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Master Spoonman
Momentum.
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:18:00 -
[38]
Golden.
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*Special thanks to Zurtur to making this signature for me* |
Raivi
Explosion Matrix
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:20:00 -
[39]
Took me two reads to figure it out, but you just made my day. Best post in a long long time.
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Explosion Matrix: Our Name Makes No Sense |
Dragerest
Omega Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:22:00 -
[40]
some MOD PLEASE STICKY THIS. this is the best thread that has ever been on the forums in the last 3 years.
love it, i have tears in my eyes
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SamuraiJack
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:23:00 -
[41]
Drakma... :)
/me chuckles.
Niceone. Little sob's. I used to babysit my uncles kids. i feel your pain.
SJ.
CLS Director
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Sionn Klorgh
Minmatar
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:34:00 -
[42]
Hehe...clever
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Dagrin RDM
Caldari
The Knights of the New Republic
Forces of Freedom
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:39:00 -
[43]
Thanks for posting this..I needed a nice chuckle.
Originally by: Seroquel
it takes a while to get use to the people in eve. they are a little too... friendly. sorta like the texas chainsaw massacre country folk friendly.
[url="http://www.picoodle |
SentryRaven
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 02:47:00 -
[44]
This thread says it all....
I start my Monday with a smile...
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 03:22:00 -
[45]
Ever consider hiring mercenaries to hold H0M-3 for you? i hear [Nanny] is pretty good. Don't forget [Sitter].
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 03:25:00 -
[46]
Originally by: DubanFP
Ever consider hiring mercenaries to hold H0M-3 for you? i hear [Nanny] is pretty good. Don't forget [Sitter].
Last time I contracted [NANNY] the MOM left the alliance.
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thoradh
AirHawk Alliance
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 03:30:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: DubanFP
Ever consider hiring mercenaries to hold H0M-3 for you? i hear [Nanny] is pretty good. Don't forget [Sitter].
Last time I contracted [NANNY] the MOM left the alliance.
Oh dear I do hope it was'ent a case of overzealous [NANNY] performing above and beyond the agreed service levels
>
> Noli illegitimi carborundum!
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Rick Thwaites
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.02.12 03:35:00 -
[48]
I have nothing to contribute to this thread, it is too awesome for me.
I am not worthy!
What an epic thread! = )! Hilarious stuff.
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Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected])
Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )!
Not the first time I have been told I am too big... |
Evil Thug
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 03:35:00 -
[49]
Win
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Dark Kavar
Caldari
Even-Flow
Bad Company.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 04:03:00 -
[50]
Originally by: thoradh
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: DubanFP
Ever consider hiring mercenaries to hold H0M-3 for you? i hear [Nanny] is pretty good. Don't forget [Sitter].
Last time I contracted [NANNY] the MOM left the alliance.
Oh dear I do hope it was'ent a case of overzealous [NANNY] performing above and beyond the agreed service levels
LOL
Originally by:
id rather leave on a good note but I hate my corp and do not want to play with them.
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Steve Bennett
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.02.12 04:57:00 -
[51]
Finally - a worthwhile battle report!
I think SOMEONE actually understands games/eve and the value of RL . The battle in question was far more important than any other posted today.
Good luck when they gank you tomorrow and you have to repeat the battle yet again.
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Tomas Ysidro
Caldari
Contraband Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.12 05:00:00 -
[52]
Drakma wins the forums
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Hanami Paati
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Posted - 2007.02.12 05:04:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
Proof or STFU.
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 05:16:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Hanami Paati
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
Proof or STFU.
Blind Dog
broken lamp
sleeping kids
Kicked in nutz
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Murphy
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.12 05:29:00 -
[55]
I don't know which is more disturbing about that pic, the fact you have to wear a wrestling outfit complete with mask or the fact your legs are that hairy.
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 05:40:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Murphy
I don't know which is more disturbing about that pic, the fact you have to wear a wrestling outfit complete with mask or the fact your legs are that hairy.
I'm roleplaying a hairy man wearing a wrestling outfit... come on 
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Charly Quickfire
Mindless Destruction
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Posted - 2007.02.12 07:59:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Drakma
GAH... even after they logged, they still pwnd me with their Legos on the floor...
EXPLOIT!1!HAX! No wait...the logs show no evidence for this...
Thx for a nice monday morning smile |
Grimpak
Gallente
Twisted Attitude
Apocalyptica.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:08:00 -
[58]
drakma wins tbh
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Originally by: Tiuwaz
for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
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Audeamus
Fatal's Marauders
Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:15:00 -
[59]
Best thread ever!
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Aiyeeta Beaver
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:26:00 -
[60]
This thread is the best end to an already great weekend...
Drakma still needs help with P-ET. I'm totally pirating that place, peeing on stuff...
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If you can't say something nice, then let your weapons do the talking... |
Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:28:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Aiyeeta Beaver
This thread is the best end to an already great weekend...
Drakma still needs help with P-ET. I'm totally pirating that place, peeing on stuff...
Remember folks, help control the pet population; have your pets spayed or neutered.
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scally
Minmatar
Industrial Warlords
United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:46:00 -
[62]
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
ah p00p! |
Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:48:00 -
[63]
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
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Mangold
Freelance Unincorporated
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.02.12 08:49:00 -
[64]
best thread ever.
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MrRookie
Caldari
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:06:00 -
[65]
Ahh I'm so glad i got to read this. Really made my day this morning 
sig nurfed |
SupaFlyTNT
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:08:00 -
[66]
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IntegralHellsing
Gallente
The Raven Warriors
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:13:00 -
[67]
I KNEW there was something special about Gankidoku!
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Riddari
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:17:00 -
[68]
Good tips there for those of us who got a bookmark to a COSMOM mission with the last level being a BA-BY!
P.S.
My legs are more hairy... means healthy quantity of testesterone
¼+¼
a history
The fall of ASCN |
babylonstew
Caldari
Caldari Scouting and Intel Group
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:19:00 -
[69]
pure classic thread
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Don't think of it as being kicked out of the Federation; think of it as beating the rush
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Lowa
Gallente
North Star Networks
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:25:00 -
[70]
This is comedy gold, right here! Fantastic!
Originally by: Drakma
GAH... even after they logged, they still pwnd me with their Legos on the floor...
What? Are mines back in teh game? Why wasnt I told?
Cheers,
Lowa
What if the truth was something else? |
Watauga
Minmatar
Imperial Guardians
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Posted - 2007.02.12 09:57:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Watauga on 12/02/2007 09:53:46
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
I am hoping to have some bookmarks to W0-M4N by the 14th.
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:00:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Watauga
Edited by: Watauga on 12/02/2007 09:53:46
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
I am hoping to have some bookmarks to W0-M4N by the 14th.
Don't forget your decrypters and data interfaces.
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:07:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
Just Warp to 0
_________________________
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
"For all your Material Needs, Vertigo One."
Got Alliance?
Contact me ingame for alliance creation services. |
Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:08:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Thor Xian
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
Just Warp to 0
I prefer to leave Concord out of it.
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Larech Frodoth
Caldari
JuBa Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:12:00 -
[75]
Personally, I'm looking forward to docking in W0-M4N this weekend. Just hope the standings issue has been resolved.
JuBa - God told me your mother wants you to join. |
Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:12:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: Thor Xian
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
Just Warp to 0
I prefer to leave Concord out of it.
Get on the War Dec then.
_________________________
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
"For all your Material Needs, Vertigo One."
Got Alliance?
Contact me ingame for alliance creation services. |
thoradh
AirHawk Alliance
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:20:00 -
[77]
Have the [KIDS] logged back in yet?
>
> Noli illegitimi carborundum!
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Doomed Predator
The Phoenix Rising
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:23:00 -
[78]
Originally by: thoradh
Have the [KIDS] logged back in yet?
I think they might be waiting for reinforcements from SHC0-L
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 10:25:00 -
[79]
They webbed and scrammed my pod at the bathroom demanding fruitloops and toast... stupid pirates.
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Helplessandlost
Minmatar
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 11:05:00 -
[80]
Give them Gruel and Quafe they'll thank you for it later.
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive!"
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Korvin Eeex
Gallente
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 11:31:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Korvin Eeex on 12/02/2007 11:28:43
Great stuff. I havenÆt laughed so much in a long time. Nice way to start Monday :)
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Lucian Alucard
Caldari
Forsaken Empire
The Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.12 11:44:00 -
[82]
lol you win and mores to the point I actually thought it was a serious battle report til I got to the last two sentenaces.
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Solanar Starjumper
Gallente
GalacTECH Unlimited
Gunboat Diplomacy
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Posted - 2007.02.12 11:57:00 -
[83]
Amazing battle report, I'm impressed your losses weren't higher. Goodluck on future engagements!
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
Maza Nostra
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 12:08:00 -
[84]
best thread in this forum. ever.
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Lazydog
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 12:15:00 -
[85]
Awesome post , being a father myself and having 4 kids, I know what a pita it can be, to play eve when ya really wanna!
I have 3 teenagers and a 6yr old and you can bet as soon as I click the eve icon to log in , they kick off! Start talking on TS , they turn the TV up! mom can be sitting there and they ALWAYS want dad! when i'm offline, they dont want me.
If I had 1 mill isk for everytime i've shouted "STFU in local"  and "if you don't behave, I will make you primary" at my kids all those tech2 bpo's would be mine!!!
WTB kid stoned chewable valium in bulk 
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Masochistic Cannibal
Amarr
3M Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.02.12 12:24:00 -
[86]
LOL, Best thread of the week
Thanks for the giggles on an otherwise dreary monday !!!
Cannibal
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Don ZOLA
Caldari
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2007.02.12 12:26:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: scally
did the Titan get deployed in W0-M4N after the battle
I lost my bookmarks to W0-M4N a long long long time ago,
you can buy instas in certain parts of town, which make WO-M4N much closer and easier to reach. and if u get Titan in there it can really boost morale of alliance from DAD-DY constellation.
thread is teh win, imho sticky it forever :D
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 12:38:00 -
[88]
In before the Mod smackdown.
Awesome post btw....
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 13:08:00 -
[89]
All I can say is, the moderator that locks this thread is going to be getting an overnight package with holes in it and about the size of a 6yo and 3 yo kid...
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Mr Moonwatcher
Federation of Synthetic Persons
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.02.12 14:01:00 -
[90]
Did anyone fraps'd the fights?? I'd love to see them
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Kreul Intentions
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.02.12 14:13:00 -
[91]
It won't be me
Good light-hearted humor is needed right now, as long as everyone continues to follow the rules, no reason to lock it.
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Kodiak31415
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.12 14:21:00 -
[92]
Rumor has it that [KIDS] are attacking the [TECHR] pos in the SC0H-L system. Rumor also says that they are getting owned and will be retreating from sc0h-l in a matter of hours. Maybe TECHR will contract homework to attack them once they return to H0M-3. You and TECHR are blue right?
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Andreas Kallesoee
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 14:29:00 -
[93]
Edited by: Andreas Kallesoee on 12/02/2007 14:26:30
As i am forutunate to not be plauged by [KIDS]in my space known as H0M-3 to me, so i am doing better then Drakma.
But i do have one problem in my life, as everytime i enter the H0M-3 constalation i am ransomed by the pirat known as W-1FE and as such i am always broke....
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Puke Skystalker
Minmatar
The Mystical Order
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Posted - 2007.02.12 14:37:00 -
[94]
W0-M4N is a pretty dangerous system but as there is so much interest in it û some tips for the unwary travellerà
Watch out for the smack talking locals who seem to appear regularly once a month here. Leaving jettisoned cans in this system or attempting to dock is best avoided at this time unless you have trained Diplomacy lvl5. Always be prepared for a war declaration on these occasions, login traps and random PvP encounters.
Participating in gang shopping in Jita or removing jettisoned cans has been known to reduce levels of smack talk and increase the chances of safe docking. Donating ISK or trading spiced wine almost guarantees safe docking at any station in the system.
If you have not been granted docking permission already, you should ask first and make sure youÆre docking at the right station (unless you have traded sufficient spiced wine), failure to do so can result in a war declaration from some locals or a concordokken and wrecked titan.
Docking at the factory station has been known to randomly spawn multiple noobs in local who will smack talk incessantly and incomprehensibly until down time. They will setup a permanent camp in your home system and are a known ISK sink.
All locals in this system are known to use haxsploits.
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busta nut
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.02.12 16:24:00 -
[95]
rofl,
this thread wins eve!
p.s. pls dont snip me, im moving corps
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 16:31:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Mr Moonwatcher
Did anyone fraps'd the fights?? I'd love to see them
You asked for it. Plenty of ECM, webbing and scramblin going on...
frapzage
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Tree Fiddy
Caldari
Heretic Entity
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Posted - 2007.02.12 16:33:00 -
[97]
WTS T2 Dog eyes
Convo meh!
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.12 17:02:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Puke Skystalker
Watch out for the smack talking locals who seem to appear regularly once a month here..
I nearly died of laughter
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FraXy
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.12 17:16:00 -
[99]
Edited by: FraXy on 12/02/2007 17:12:39
Edited by: FraXy on 12/02/2007 17:12:29
Thought i had missed an Epic battle sometime today..
I vote for zee sticky mark as best combat report to days date.
And a forum warning of that wrestler pic.
Please don`t Primary me..
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Exelsior
Colossus Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.02.12 17:23:00 -
[100]
Epic :D
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Mitch Manus
Regeneration
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Posted - 2007.02.12 17:52:00 -
[101]
Awesome thread
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Banedon Runestar
Gallente
Blue Star Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.02.12 18:46:00 -
[102]
This is a great way to get through a Monday.
Keep up the good fight! And feel free to relate more stories about your war against [KIDS] on this forum!
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Lowa
Gallente
North Star Networks
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.02.12 23:26:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Puke Skystalker
W0-M4N is a pretty dangerous system but as there is so much interest in it û some tips for the unwary travellerà
Watch out for the smack talking locals who seem to appear regularly once a month here. Leaving jettisoned cans in this system or attempting to dock is best avoided at this time unless you have trained Diplomacy lvl5. Always be prepared for a war declaration on these occasions, login traps and random PvP encounters.
Participating in gang shopping in Jita or removing jettisoned cans has been known to reduce levels of smack talk and increase the chances of safe docking. Donating ISK or trading spiced wine almost guarantees safe docking at any station in the system.
If you have not been granted docking permission already, you should ask first and make sure youÆre docking at the right station (unless you have traded sufficient spiced wine), failure to do so can result in a war declaration from some locals or a concordokken and wrecked titan.
Docking at the factory station has been known to randomly spawn multiple noobs in local who will smack talk incessantly and incomprehensibly until down time. They will setup a permanent camp in your home system and are a known ISK sink.
All locals in this system are known to use haxsploits.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! And bumpage! Coz it deserves a top spot!
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EagleHawk RockClimber
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.12 23:53:00 -
[104]
Question.... DID the Cruiser K.I.D take the LONETREK route to the BAT-H without Leaving any surpirse errr Torps in STAIN.....?
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Bastogne
Caldari
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.02.13 00:10:00 -
[105]
After spending half the day yesterday trying to probe out each others safespots(my probes bring back much faster results and great warp ins, but then I have 24 years of experience over my opponents meager 3 years of practice making SSs), tonight I will be baiting the STE/PKI/D solo ganker with reports of nub haulers in TV-5ET so that I can fly uninterrupted for an hour or two.
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.13 01:43:00 -
[106]
Well the war continued tonight in the D1N-R system when I was jumped by [KIDS] and the resultant message:
2007-02-12 23:59:00 Notify Daughter strikes you perfectly with [CHKN Nugget] wrecking for Ketchup Stains and Spilled Milk.
The small skirmish ended with [KIDS] being forced into K1-TCHN to do dishes.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.13 02:17:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Drakma
Well the war continued tonight in the D1N-R system when I was jumped by [KIDS] and the resultant message:
2007-02-12 23:59:00 Notify Daughter strikes you perfectly with [CHKN Nugget] wrecking for Ketchup Stains and Spilled Milk.
The small skirmish ended with [KIDS] being forced into K1-TCHN to do dishes.
you should probebly continue the persuit into LNDRY-RM.
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CelticKnight
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.02.13 02:27:00 -
[108]
Best post in history of eve-online.
Absolutely brilliant drakma!
Quotes:
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
I just consulted my Magic 8-Ball, it told me to prepare for flamage.
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Lightof God
Caldari
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
The Cartel.
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Posted - 2007.02.13 04:46:00 -
[109]
This thread is made of Epic win.
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acompton
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.02.13 15:18:00 -
[110]
You forget to mention whether hostilities died down after they had all NAPped...
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Dread Operative
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.02.13 16:20:00 -
[111]
Originally by: thoradh
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: DubanFP
Ever consider hiring mercenaries to hold H0M-3 for you? i hear [Nanny] is pretty good. Don't forget [Sitter].
Last time I contracted [NANNY] the MOM left the alliance.
Oh dear I do hope it was'ent a case of overzealous [NANNY] performing above and beyond the agreed service levels
The same thought crossed my mind and I lol'd.
Great post.
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Red Gabba
Use Of Weapons
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Posted - 2007.02.13 16:32:00 -
[112]
Lovely post :) Good luck with other battles there
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Superbus Maximus
Gallente
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.02.13 16:32:00 -
[113]
I recommend these guys for the fight against the evil [KIDS] Nemisis. [Back-Hand], [BAT], and [SLAP], excelent for combating their childish out breaks.
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Orree
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.02.13 18:07:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
ROFL...I so know what you mean!
I have two girls, ages 4 (5 next month) and 3. It's amazing how difficult it is to warp scramble and web them when fighting in BAT-H. Something wrong with that system...it's bugged.
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Orree
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.02.13 18:07:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Drakma
After many losses on both sides, I am happy to announce that I have won and my children are now located in BE-D. After a brief foray through BAT-H and S0-AP I finally was able to web and scramble their noob ships and get them clean. The battle had several losses including a lamp and one of my dog's eyes.
For now I control the H0M-3 constellation.... but I fear it can only last for a short while...
ROFL...I so know what you mean!
I have two girls, ages 4 (5 next month) and 3. It's amazing how difficult it is to warp scramble and web them when fighting in BAT-H. Something wrong with that system...it's bugged.
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Asif BADKARMA
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.13 18:19:00 -
[116]
Bahahahahahahahhaaha
best post ever
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Asif BADKARMA
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.13 18:19:00 -
[117]
Bahahahahahahahhaaha
best post ever
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Mordenkainan
Caldari
Lone Gunmen
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Posted - 2007.02.13 18:28:00 -
[118]
Tears of laughter - great thread.
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Bastogne
Caldari
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.02.13 19:07:00 -
[119]
So this morning on her way to work, my fiancee spotted hostile [KIDS] station-camps at D4-YCA/R3-. Avoid these systems at all costs.
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Bastogne
Caldari
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.02.13 19:07:00 -
[120]
So this morning on her way to work, my fiancee spotted hostile [KIDS] station-camps at D4-YCA/R3-. Avoid these systems at all costs.
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Santiago Cortes
Caldari
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:09:00 -
[121]
Update:
With a surprise attack the nefarious alliance K1DS took out HA1-R.
RENTS have been accused of a desperate early-morning combover to thwart the attack and both sides have been petitioned to GR4ND-MA.
Rumours that RENTS have had to retreat to TOU-P+ are at the moment unconfirmed.
RENTS have tried to negotiate their surrender to KIDS with the offer of COOK1-ES but after someone failed with their ginger nut levels, J4R was exposed and put into reinforced.
But fear not RENTS, we have yet to introduce our sekwet weapon, codenamed "AUN-T1E" which we hope will spread confusion amongst the KIDS' ranks.
Currently I am having trouble sourcing an AUN-T1E and would appreciate it if someone could find such an item. I hear a credit card and some sweet talk will secure such an item quicker than a 7-nanoed megathron.
Remember, even if we suffer a few losses on the way, we only have to hold out till they're 18.
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Aiolos Caci
Caldari
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.14 06:46:00 -
[122]
Priceless
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Ragnar Black
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:20:00 -
[123]
lol keep it up great thread, what's the latest from the warzone?
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Brunswick2
eXceed Inc.
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:21:00 -
[124]
Unfortunately, Drakma just won EVE. We're all going to die.
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Chochko
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.14 07:22:00 -
[125]
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Davlos
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:04:00 -
[126]
<3
Fu*king hilarious thread.
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Trigo
Caldari
Da Dark Star
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:11:00 -
[127]
Best posts i've seen in a long time.
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Do it yourself minmatar thong; duct tape. Underwear and wax in one.
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Noveron
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:50:00 -
[128]
Dont get too overconfident Drakma, the fight ahead will still be tough... you still have to clean the WC's on 2 bathrooms.
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Kam SingDu'k
Singularity.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:06:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Update:
With a surprise attack the nefarious alliance K1DS took out HA1-R.
RENTS have been accused of a desperate early-morning combover to thwart the attack and both sides have been petitioned to GR4ND-MA.
Rumours that RENTS have had to retreat to TOU-P+ are at the moment unconfirmed.
RENTS have tried to negotiate their surrender to KIDS with the offer of COOK1-ES but after someone failed with their ginger nut levels, J4R was exposed and put into reinforced.
But fear not RENTS, we have yet to introduce our sekwet weapon, codenamed "AUN-T1E" which we hope will spread confusion amongst the KIDS' ranks.
Currently I am having trouble sourcing an AUN-T1E and would appreciate it if someone could find such an item. I hear a credit card and some sweet talk will secure such an item quicker than a 7-nanoed megathron.
Remember, even if we suffer a few losses on the way, we only have to hold out till they're 18.
Drakma? or am I being in 5T00-PID
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Kam SingDu'k
Singularity.
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:07:00 -
[130]
UPDATE:
I am stoopid. sorry guys I tried my best, anyone out for hugs?
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DaneelROlivaw
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:16:00 -
[131]
even me as a robot had to lough
DRO
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Unbeliever Kresmoreen
Pro Valde Justicia
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:51:00 -
[132]
Edited by: Unbeliever Kresmoreen on 14/02/2007 10:48:21
Made my day at work . Good to hear all those fake battle reports, but the real ones have a more lasting impact .
I'm lucky enough not to have encounters with these systems yet. Perhaps in the future ill wage wars with the infamous [KIDS] Alliance
quality anyway!
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Sethris
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.14 10:55:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Vandervecken Smith
I hope you managed to keep the House and Furniture BPOs.
Here's hoping your MOM pilot wasn't headhunted by an alliance with T2 House BPOs, that would suck
If MOM jumped out of system with furniture bpo's from your corp, feel free to contact [IKEA] corp to help you out with that. They are very accomodating with that sort of things. Though you need to have PE lvl5 and Flat Pack Assembly lvl5 to use the furniture bpc's and construction parts supplied. Hope it helps...
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Eta Carinea
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.14 11:42:00 -
[134]
I defiantly advise against introducing the corporation [KIDS] with the System [M-FI] as all hell is known to break lose. I have known noobs in the [KIDS] corp use such underhanded tactics as using item [display toilet] in a covert ops fashion to all allied corps whilst subtly betraying themselves to the enemy corp [STAFF]. This tactic i have come to call [Check Mate] only recourse is diplomacy and a deep SS.
PS
this is a great thread i have recently become a grandad at a young age i might add. sooooo [WTB] hardners, all types needed. :)
Eta
Quid Si Coelum Ruat
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Quetzl
Amarr
Merch Industrial
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.02.14 11:47:00 -
[135]
I have disturbing news regarding the ex-corp member MOM. I have it on good authority that she is a CSR and partially responsible for the account creation of the KIDS corporation who you are currently at war with.
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Pcash
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.15 11:07:00 -
[136]
Oh My God what an excelent post laughing out load in the office some funny looks
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DinoC
ZiTek Deepspace Explorations
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2007.02.15 12:02:00 -
[137]
Finally something worth reading... Thanks Drakma for this thread.
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Apple Boy
Gallente
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.15 21:03:00 -
[138]
This weeks events lead to major changes within the war.
In the [K1DS] alliance, the [GANGSTA] corp of those that had graduated from the school of applied knowledge have taken on some nasty habits, including drinking spirits, smoking tobacco, gathering small arms, and renting out exotic dancers to fund their war efforts. in a push back against CONCORD the [GANGSTA] group have been using those with licenses for bigger ships to yield titans and carriers, using alts to drop cynos and attack CONCORD from behind.
In the process, CONCORD has added a curfew, only allowing the other corporations in the [K1DS] alliance permission to be in the system [B3-D] with all others being shot on sight. [K1DS] being angry about the massive downtime from 2100 to 700, along with the downtime on weekdays now going from 1000-1500 allowing them to only enter [SCH-0l] decided to make a deal with CONCORD to kick the [GANGSTA]s out of the alliance in return for shorter curfews.
In the negotiations stage, CONCORD conferred with it's NAPed partners, including [TEACHERS] and [PARENTS], to make sure if they reset [KIDS] from red to neutral that they would not act on NBSI and move to only attack if provoked again. In agreement, settings were changed by all parties, CONCORD removed the late night curfew, and changed it's attentions towards the abandoned [GANGSTA]s corp. [PARENTS] on the other hand, controlling the regions around [K1DS] set certain times for NBSI and warned [K1DS] anyway.
With the loss of ability to use any of the outposts owned by any of the alliances, including those in empire space guarded by concord, [GANGSTA]'s CEO unveiled it's Titan by killing many of CONCORD's ships. CONCORD decided it needed reinforcements and asked the [TEACHERS] and [PARENTS] alliances for help but they said they required Zor's DNA as proof that it was [GANGSTA]s doing.
To get the help, CONCORD got a spy into [GANGSTA] who headed into [L05-A] in the [CALI] constellation and grabbed it from [GANGSTA]s last remaining POS structure and took it to CONCORD. After CONCORD showed this to the NAPed alliances, they all wardec'ed the [GANGSTA] corp and sent a massive fleet of capital and battleships into [H1D-0UT] and crushed them all. In the battle, [GANGSTA]s CEO tried to use the Titan again, but it just couldn't do enough damage to the capital ships to stop them. Unfortunately no fraps were taken as none in the victorious alliances knew enough about computers to make them. Many [GANGSTA] members quit and were never seen again after that.
Most of their trade goods were blown up, and all of the exotic dancers were taken back to the school of applied knowledge. CONCORD then took some of the Commander's dog tags and put them on display at the billboards in the constellations [K1DS] had sovereignty over to remind them what happens if they step too far out of line.
For the time being, peace (and ratting to fatten the wallets) have fallen throughout the universe again.
(But the [K1DS] alliance were secretly planning something )
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Yakoff
Star Scream Inc.
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.02.15 23:21:00 -
[139]
It was a long day in the W-0RK system. I was just about to finish up capital production,
When the B-033 told me there was a design change. Our users decided to nerf some of the systems to take away from the lag. New reports came in, and I had to change my production immediately. These changes were also going to require a switch in my skill training û causing about 2 weeks of delays.
After 10 hours of setting up a new POS, it was time to go H-0M3. Sitting two hours in my slow moving BS through Traffic Delays and Advisories, an interceptor to my left attempted to bump/tackle me. Being on guard, I hit MWD and accelerated to my starboard.
Unknown to me, a concord agent was behind me. He pulled me over for exploiting the traffic rules. After being given a T2 over priced ticket, I was left to go with a nice ôDrive safelyö remark.
Upon reaching H-0M3, I realized I was missing the key into the complex. I go back into BS to retrieve said key and am happy once again that I get entry into H-0M3. Ah, my day is brought back to life as I see daughter (D2) with a smile on her face. It lit my day up seeing her. However, I never did quite catch that the smile was hiding something behind it. Where is MOM and D1, I ask. D2 gave me intel that they have gone to Empire buy some new Faction gear on market.
ôWhat, T1 is not good enough?ö I ask. D2 quickly responds, ôYou just donÆt understand how hard it is being a noob, do you?ö
Oh well, instead of getting into this argument, I decided it was time for some R&R. I go to my Command Center. Ah, the C&C. Basement as some call it. Dungeon, as referred to by MoM. Yes, IÆm growed up û it is okay for me to retreat to the Basement. Fully stocked Keg-erator filled with home brewed DUFF. Got the BPO if you want to buy it.
Ah, a good hour goes by of quietly carebearing it up in a hidden complex. Then all hell breaks loose. MoM and D1 have returned. I hear the yelling, I just was not listening.
Eventually, MoM comes down to the C&C. ôWill you please do something about your daughters?ö she commands. (MoM, btw, is 100% FC when at home).
OK, sure. I shall handle this petty border skirmish. According to D1, D2 had invaded her sovereignty constellation. D1 further accused that D2 entered the CL0-S3T system
And stole her Guristas, as it respawned. D2 yelled out, P or STFU.
Well, only one way for me to figure this one out. Logs and research. Hmm, no logs show that D1Æs region had ever been entered. There goes that. So, I decided to do a quick search in D2Æs region. Also asked D1 to give me a full list of items that have gone missing from the CL0-S3T system.
Some of D1Æs missing items were found. However, D2 went on the offensive. D2 yells out, ôShe had some of my stuff in there! She stole my stuff. I just wanted it back!ö
ôFine,ö I reply, ôbut why did you have to take her stuff?ö
D2 then answers, ôWell, she took my stuff first, and I just wanted her to see how unfair it was.ö
ôOkay, fine,ö I retorted. ôPlease return the items belonging to D1, back!ö
D1 then yells, ôyou never punish her. You always let her go. This is not right!ö
After going 20 posts from D1 and D2 over the skirmish, I came to one conclusion.
ThatÆs it I decided. IÆm grounding both of them and shutting the system down. ôGo to your Outpost, without dinner,ö I order.
I return to C&C, and am greeted by MoM. ôDid you really have to send them to their Outpost? IsnÆt that a little harsh?ö
ôYou told me to take care of it. I did,ö I answered.
ôShouldnÆt you consult me about this?!ö She snapped.
After several minutes of more bickering, I shall find myself spending time alone in C&C on C-0UCh during downtime tonightà..
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Apple Boy
Gallente
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:53:00 -
[140]
any updates? this battle owns all others and must keep going
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Rochel Hakiri
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 20:10:00 -
[141]
Awesome thread
..just lol
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NereSky
Gallente
Rage of Angels
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.03.06 20:38:00 -
[142]
GM WIFE has Nerfed my activities with EVE after a NODE failure in the System BED ,
this node failure has resulted in total weopan failure and system crash,
because of this i may get a online ban or forum moderation shortly :(
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Punchin' Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.03.06 21:05:00 -
[143]
They blobbed me. I would retreat to empire, but all the gates leading out of low sec are malfunctioning. Clone Jump to GR4-M4?
2007.03.04 23:05
Victim: Punchin' Monkeys
Alliance: HOM-3 FRON7
Corp: T3HF4M1LY
Destroyed: Sanity
System: BE-D
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Petey
Security: -1.7
Alliance: Hoodboiz
Corp: Patrick Henry Elementary Academy
Ship: OhBrother!
Weapon: Medium XT-9000 Runny Nose
Name: Sarah
Security: 0.2
Alliance: NinjaBarbies
Corp: Patrick Henry Elementary Academy
Ship: Punkin
Weapon: Phased Array Pout II
Name: BigDan
Security: 0.0
Alliance: CanineCannibals
Corp: M4n5 B357 FR13ND
Ship: Doghouse
Weapon: 'Malkuth' Standard Slobber Array
Destroyed items:
Basic Soap Dispenser I
Cross-Lateral Clean Towels, Qty: 2
Titanium Lamp
290mm Light Beers, Qty: 5
Extra Strength Headache Repairer, Qty: 2
Photon Scattering Self-Adhesive Bandages, Qty: 3
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mucklavee
Minmatar
The Shadow Order
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.06 22:30:00 -
[144]
BEST THREAD EVER! THE MOST I LAUGHED IN AGES!
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hybridundertaker
Amarr
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.07 02:14:00 -
[145]
i think ill go camp BE-D after this good laught...
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Riddal
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Posted - 2007.03.07 02:44:00 -
[146]
hehehehehe , thats a good read.
Just as long as a Titan belonging to Outlaws[INLWS] is not deloyed out near the X-Wfe constellation everything will be fine.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.03.07 02:44:00 -
[147]
Best thread in the history of Eve, no way to argue that
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.03.07 02:53:00 -
[148]
Posting in an epic thread.
Sheer awesomeness.
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Apple Boy
Gallente
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.07 05:47:00 -
[149]
although my earlier post was rather cheesy (creative writing isn't my strong suite) I'm glad I resurrected this thread
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Drakma
Gekidoku
Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.03.07 06:10:00 -
[150]
I'll give a full update as soon as I can. Unfortunately, the noob [KID] only has Potty Training skilled up to level 1 and I am having to spam POS (Paper Osmoses Systems) in every solar system in the H0-M3 constellation to maintain sov.....
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Sadao
Minmatar
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.03.07 06:50:00 -
[151]
Great humour = epic thread.
More more...
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munchy
Prison Break Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.07 08:04:00 -
[152]
this thread is so cool i want to take it home and make sweet love to it. looking forward to more updates on the hom-3 war.
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2007.03.07 08:26:00 -
[153]
mine are still in reinforced in bed, pouting
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Plague Black
4S Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.07 13:17:00 -
[154]
Awesome
I need a V4C4-710N every time my kids tackle me just before going to BE-D. Luckily I manage to web them just in time before they mwd out of my scrambling range. But they ransom me constantly (as if THEY were scrambling ME) with a request for a 570-RY. It's a trap every time, they idle at gate and then they just land on top of me when I tackle one of them.
H0M-3 5W-337 H0M-3.
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