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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2016.03.29 21:54:08 -
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IGÇÖve won a fair share of wet t-shirt contests in my life. In fact, one of my favorite things to wear is a wet t-shirt, one that properly clings to every inch of my chest. ThereGÇÖs just one problem: getting wet. If the shirt gets wet, so does my fur. Which is annoying!
To that end, after extensive research and development in hydrodynamics, memorycloth, and a bunch of other fields by people with physics degrees, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching Kitten KlothingGÇÖs premier product, the NeverDryGäó T-Shirt. Simply soak the shirt in water for ten minutes, and it will stay wet for the whole day, clinging to every curve without dripping or drying!
There are three designs currently being sold in our GalNet boutique and fine retailers across the Federation.
The first is a gold foil print across the bust that says GÇ£My Boobs Are Down HereGÇ¥
The second is a green kitten silhouette: Kitten KlothingGÇÖs logo.
The third is plain.
All shirts are white. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
2524
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Posted - 2016.03.29 22:15:24 -
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Having a wet clothes for whole day will make you freeze, ma'am. Trust me. Maybe we haven't participated in dry cloth contests (and what to contest about it? Just jump into a river and it will be 100% wet) and maybe I can't say I am expert in wet shirts, but I have been in quite a lot of situations that were ending with my equipment soaking wet. However most of the time, (it might be disgusting a bit), my shirt was soaked in sweat. And that *censored* was clinging to every *censored* part of the body. Stomach, back, chest, arms, elbows...
Currently I could offer you to try our jumpsuits. They properly cling to every part of the body even better than a shirt. For example, even plain cotton shirt would easily cling even dry to every part of your chest, but it won't cling to your armpits. Jumpsuit will. However, it's function is contrary opposite to your product. It actually keeps body dry. Even if you sweat a lot after running 20 kilometers straight around station powerplant, you body will remain dry (well, except your head and hairs, of course).
Besides, your white shirt can get dirty rather easily and it will be clearly seen. Our jumpsuits are grey in color, and even if you had to swim through a swamp, all that dirt will be way less noticeable.
This is why Caldari products are way superior than Gallente.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Mitara Newelle
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
341
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Posted - 2016.03.29 22:19:04 -
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If I may, Commander Kim...
This is why the Federation must be destroyed.
Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidos Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1342
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Posted - 2016.03.29 22:34:24 -
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1/10 still better than edeity's thread.
Aldrith Ter'neth Newelle
Lord Consort of House Sarum
Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Seraphim Risen
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
84
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Posted - 2016.03.29 22:37:34 -
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Where do I sign up?!
Never not badpost.
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Kador Ouryon
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
123
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Posted - 2016.03.29 22:59:10 -
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Mitara Newelle wrote:If I may, Commander Kim...
This is why the Federation must be destroyed.
All due respect Lady Newelle perhaps you can wait until after my order has come through before you go about destroying the Federation with Strike Commander Kim.
I leave the choice of design up to you Amy... you already know who it's for. Sizing I leave up to you as well... I don't really want to be beaten to death for giving hints.
What fills the soul?
Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms.
Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold.
A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat.
Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash.
In the wake of fire.
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
28
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:12:28 -
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One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador! |
Seraphim Risen
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
84
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:22:03 -
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Ameriya wrote:One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Never not badpost.
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Aedre Lafisques
Eleutherian Guard
Villore Accords
66
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:52:12 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Having a wet clothes for whole day will make you freeze, ma'am. Trust me. Maybe we haven't participated in dry cloth contests (and what to contest about it? Just jump into a river and it will be 100% wet) and maybe I can't say I am expert in wet shirts, but I have been in quite a lot of situations that were ending with my equipment soaking wet. However most of the time, (it might be disgusting a bit), my shirt was soaked in sweat. And that *censored* was clinging to every *censored* part of the body. Stomach, back, chest, arms, elbows...
Currently I could offer you to try our jumpsuits. They properly cling to every part of the body even better than a shirt. For example, even plain cotton shirt would easily cling even dry to every part of your chest, but it won't cling to your armpits. Jumpsuit will. However, it's function is contrary opposite to your product. It actually keeps body dry. Even if you sweat a lot after running 20 kilometers straight around station powerplant, you body will remain dry (well, except your head and hairs, of course).
Besides, your white shirt can get dirty rather easily and it will be clearly seen. Our jumpsuits are grey in color, and even if you had to swim through a swamp, all that dirt will be way less noticeable.
This is why Caldari products are way superior than Gallente.
I would like to respectfully counter Ms. Kim. I see such a product having use in warm climates to actually extend one's stamina. Additionally, the extra weight of the water and its physical properties might also be beneficial to an exercise regimen. I'd order one, but I suspect they don't come in an appropriate size...
(Admittedly, I can't really counter that grey is quite good at hiding dirt. It is, as is brown. Perhaps accents of colour that can be removed and handled separately is a solution?) |
Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:55:37 -
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I have to admit, I had not thought about making them in men's sizes and shapes, but that is totally doable!
I would have to come up with different designs. Give me a few days. |
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Commander Shepard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2016.03.30 00:32:59 -
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite wet t-shirt in The Citadel. |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
352
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Posted - 2016.03.30 00:40:09 -
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK! |
Kador Ouryon
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
124
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Posted - 2016.03.30 01:10:10 -
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Ameriya wrote:One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador!
I can't help but feel you took advantage of... oh never mind. I'll be on the lookout for a soggy package in the next few days.
What fills the soul?
Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms.
Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold.
A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat.
Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash.
In the wake of fire.
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2016.03.30 01:18:02 -
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They don't drip!
And they ship dry anyways. Just soak it before use. Follow the instructions in the package. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
1073
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Posted - 2016.03.30 03:16:22 -
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I suppose I can purchase one of these, just in case my wife suffers from heat buildup related problems. It will keep her from fritzing, hopefully long enough for me to fix the source of the problem.
That will free up the tub. I still probably need to get her many ice packs.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2016.03.30 05:04:46 -
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So, those people with physics degrees are telling me that the water doesn't actually evaporate at a rate to significantly cool the body. Sorry! Buy one for the looks. Buy one for the style. Don't buy one because you're warm. Though, it will make you look hot! |
Ria Nieyli
42655
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Posted - 2016.03.30 09:42:45 -
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I would like to order a plain white shirt to study its hydraulic properties.
"slang" is shortened language for "shortened language"
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
1073
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Posted - 2016.03.30 09:42:54 -
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Nonsense about that. There's a good reason why water was used as a coolant in domestic, commercial and industrial sectors until a couple centuries since we send people to live permanently in space (we still use water as coolant in domestic sectors), mainly because water has very high specific heat capacity and is also readily available. Water will absorb more heat energy than most other substances before it raises its temperature by 1 degrees. Every mol of evaporated water brings with it more heat energy than most other substances. It is up until we start sending people to live permanently in space where we had to actually go import some or go hunt some asteroids and comets for water supply.
Besides, she really doesn't like staying in the tub for too long. It keeps her away from her other activities.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2016.03.30 09:51:18 -
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I'm a doctor, not a hydrodynamic physicist! Still, I am happy to sell you a shirt and you can tell me how it works!
One shirt on its way, Ria! |
Ria Nieyli
42661
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Posted - 2016.03.30 12:13:02 -
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Thank you very much, I await the delivery with trepidation.
"slang" is shortened language for "shortened language"
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate
1669
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Posted - 2016.03.30 13:35:17 -
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I'll take 2 of each! Any chance you'll be making the miniskirts to go with it?
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Feu dAstres
Nox Draconum Holding Corp
Nox Draconum
94
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Posted - 2016.03.30 17:11:13 -
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This has been a ....
Hydrostatic Shirt-cast
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2016.03.30 21:08:54 -
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Claudia: yes! Kitten Klothing is hoping to branch out into all kinds of clubwear, which will include miniskirts, too. Whether they will be a part of the NeverDryGäó line, I am not sure. |
Morgan Wulver
Night Theifs
97
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Posted - 2016.03.30 21:22:25 -
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Ameriya wrote:I have to admit, I had not thought about making them in men's sizes and shapes, but that is totally doable!
I would have to come up with different designs. Give me a few days.
I can't wait that long for production. Just take my money and mark me down for a woman's "husky" medium.
Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2016.03.30 21:38:31 -
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Morgan, sure! Given the nature and clingy properties of the NeverDryGäó cloth, it should fit just fine, albeit with a much lower neckline than men's clothing usually has. |
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
554
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Posted - 2016.03.30 22:03:56 -
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*checks inventory*
- yeah, I thought so ... I still have a crate of MegaSoakers compressed water-rifles from when I tried to build a cheap flamethrower for ... uh ... fun. That was long before I started modding Nerfguns.
So anyone interested in taking these MegaSoakers off my hands ?
Don't anger the forum gods.
ISD Buldath:
> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
1073
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Posted - 2016.03.31 02:35:42 -
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I think I will take five. Water will eventually become warm so my wife will need to change into a fresh set. Perhaps once every ten minutes.
I'm not quite sure what size she wears so I better go check with her. Once I have the information, I will place an order for shirts two sizes larger so that she can just throw one on without hassle. Also, I find oversized shirts drooping to one side and exposing a shoulder to be adorable.
And I will also purchase one of those MegaSoakers for the sake of convenience, in case the ice packs have all warmed up and I am too far away to replace them in a hurry.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2016.03.31 02:37:38 -
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I have to ask, as an MD, why your wife gets so warm? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
1074
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Posted - 2016.03.31 05:34:44 -
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Ameriya wrote:I have to ask, as an MD, why your wife gets so warm?
More like the station I actually live in has woeful maintenance so about once a month I had to go fix the temperature regulation system.
She can't quite handle the heat and goes on the fritz if room temperature ever goes up to about 35 or more degrees centigrades. When that happens either she goes out or she stays in the tub pouting while I fix the problem.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
2529
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Posted - 2016.03.31 05:51:27 -
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Mitara Newelle wrote:If I may, Commander Kim...
This is why the Federation must be destroyed.
I don't think the Federation should be destroyed just because of below average grade goods, ma'am. Caldari State have it properly covered by producing way better products!
Ameriya wrote:So, those people with physics degrees are telling me that the water doesn't actually evaporate at a rate to significantly cool the body. Sorry! Buy one for the looks. Buy one for the style. Don't buy one because you're warm. Though, it will make you look hot!
Dr. Ameriya, why do you manufacture clothes that are not functional? After all, clothes two main functions are:
1) proper coverage of body so skin won't be visible; and
2) thermoregulatory function.
Though looks of the clothes are very important to display your social or employment status, for example, to distinguish a foot soldier from a pilot or a marine, the functionality of the clothes should be the priority.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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