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Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.29 21:54:08 -
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IGÇÖve won a fair share of wet t-shirt contests in my life. In fact, one of my favorite things to wear is a wet t-shirt, one that properly clings to every inch of my chest. ThereGÇÖs just one problem: getting wet. If the shirt gets wet, so does my fur. Which is annoying!
To that end, after extensive research and development in hydrodynamics, memorycloth, and a bunch of other fields by people with physics degrees, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching Kitten KlothingGÇÖs premier product, the NeverDryGäó T-Shirt. Simply soak the shirt in water for ten minutes, and it will stay wet for the whole day, clinging to every curve without dripping or drying!
There are three designs currently being sold in our GalNet boutique and fine retailers across the Federation. The first is a gold foil print across the bust that says GÇ£My Boobs Are Down HereGÇ¥ The second is a green kitten silhouette: Kitten KlothingGÇÖs logo. The third is plain. All shirts are white. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:12:28 -
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One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.29 23:55:37 -
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I have to admit, I had not thought about making them in men's sizes and shapes, but that is totally doable! I would have to come up with different designs. Give me a few days. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.30 01:18:02 -
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They don't drip! And they ship dry anyways. Just soak it before use. Follow the instructions in the package. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.30 05:04:46 -
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So, those people with physics degrees are telling me that the water doesn't actually evaporate at a rate to significantly cool the body. Sorry! Buy one for the looks. Buy one for the style. Don't buy one because you're warm. Though, it will make you look hot! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.30 09:51:18 -
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I'm a doctor, not a hydrodynamic physicist! Still, I am happy to sell you a shirt and you can tell me how it works!
One shirt on its way, Ria! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.30 21:08:54 -
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Claudia: yes! Kitten Klothing is hoping to branch out into all kinds of clubwear, which will include miniskirts, too. Whether they will be a part of the NeverDryGäó line, I am not sure. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.30 21:38:31 -
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Morgan, sure! Given the nature and clingy properties of the NeverDryGäó cloth, it should fit just fine, albeit with a much lower neckline than men's clothing usually has. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 02:37:38 -
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I have to ask, as an MD, why your wife gets so warm? |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 05:57:07 -
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You forgot option three. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 06:55:52 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Ameriya wrote:You forgot option three. Oh, what is it? To look beautiful, alluring, attractive, seductive, sexy, smoking hot and a myriad of other adjectives. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 09:30:00 -
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This reply surprised absolutely no one! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 11:01:24 -
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Guys and gals, we're talking about wet t-shirts. Is there really a need to go political? Really? |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.31 11:42:34 -
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What would be the point of that? It wouldn't really cling, now, would it? |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.01 02:41:59 -
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NeverDryGäó T-Shirts enhance your bust the much like high heels enhance your legs and posterior. You don't need another reason to wear it! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.02 09:38:10 -
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Omega Jovakko wrote:Let it be known that I'm ordering every style of men's sizes when they become available, I don't know about you guys, but having a wet shirt makes me feel much more confident as a Capsuleer, it lets me feel like a real man. What kind of designs do you think that men would like on their shirts? Anyone could answer this, really. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.03 16:02:14 -
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Quafe is super stringy with their trademarks, so for now, a Quafe logoed NeverDryGäó T-Shirt is off the table. Right now, a plain white NeverDryGäó men's t-shirt is being produced. Preorders now, for sales next week! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.04 00:15:09 -
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It is decided. All disagreements must be solved through wet t-shirt contests! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.04 02:41:37 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Dr. Ameryia, Whom should I send them to then? Evelyn Anna Baine. Maybe if you complain well enough, I'll get a spanking out of it! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.04 04:43:23 -
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You better not be stealing my spankings. Get your own Mistress. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.04 08:57:57 -
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All our shirts only come in white, currently, as that is the traditional colour of wet t-shirts. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.04 21:09:53 -
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Obviously, you should just stick to the places that won't kick you out. They're better, anyhow! |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.05 04:15:12 -
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Me? Depends. I don't actually go to places that would kick me out. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.07 13:42:06 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:...
I have a friend, who has a business associate, who's contact would like to purchase one for their former trade partner.
Plain white. Sized medium.
It's not for me.
Sure, hun. Shipped and everything. And I've also included one for you! ^_^ (The one that reads: 'My Boobs Are Down Here') Enjoy! No extra charge and all. In memory of that one night. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.11 07:13:18 -
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I think there's a joke in here about dry clean only. I just cannot seem to find it! Really, though, normal wash, extra rinse. light detergent. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.11 13:11:52 -
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Nappy is just mad that he's still a virgin. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.11 17:41:49 -
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Firstly, the evaporation at normal body temperature in a room temperature environment is extremely low. As much as I would like to sell this to you on the premise that it will cool you, I am being told by legal that I cannot make that claim. However! My R&D department, fully staffed by physicists and engineers are working on something that will do just that. Coming soon!
Arrendis,
Yes! The key is the cloth. Once we have that, we can make whatever clothing we want out of it. Additional designs for women and men are coming soon. Kitten Klothing is always taking feedback from our customers to respond to their wants. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.11 20:06:40 -
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So, like Mr. Kumitomo said, Kitten Klothing is happy to announce the license agreement with the Imperium. The Black Eagle will be available for both men's and women's shirts.
Which brings me to my second announcement, that a full line of men's shirts are now available for sale. There are two styles at present. The first is plain white. The second says 'Tomcat" across the chest in black lettering.
We look forward to more agreements with more entities for logo opportunities!
The main topic has been updated. |

Ameriya
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.14 00:56:47 -
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Who would I talk to about licensing such a logo? From what I can tell, there is no controlling group for the MBC. |
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