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Torrin Milaian
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.02.18 07:35:00 -
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Ever since I joined Eve Online, I have been intrigued with combat and pvp, but I've never had the ISK, skills, or know-how to get into the fight.
So this is my project. I've created the NoobWaffe to gather an army of new players like myself to fight in the war. Currently, I am supporting the effort to remove BoB from the map, but as time goes on, it will become more clear who the real enemy is. At present, they just seemed like a good target. I didn't intend to steal the idea from Goonswarm, but at the time, I wasn't really aware who they were. Just that they were fighting. Someone's already asked why "Noobwaffe". Well-- Because I figured it would be catchy and conveyed the idea I had for this project.
During this time I will be keeping a blog and detailing the process in terms of project progression, practical use of learned skills, and dealing with the reality that it will be slow-going.
I wanted to become a part of Eve, not just a player. I am welcomming all ideas, harsh criticisms, and pointers on how to fight. Currently, I have the issued Velator equipped with a civilian blaster and a very, very itchy trigger finger.
I ask nothing in return from the community, just that if you see me flying around and have a piece of advice or a gripe, or even want to join please let me know.
Thank you, Torrin Milaian CEO NoobWaffe The Noobwaffe |

Major Shake
Gallente Lunar-Base
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Posted - 2007.02.18 07:54:00 -
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Can I have your stuff? oh wait. . . .
dammit
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Culmen
Caldari Gekidoku Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.18 08:03:00 -
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Sounds like somebodies trying to re capture goonfleets early days keep with it and you'll go far
still remeber when goon fleet was a running gag, and look at them now
well all i can say is ditch the issue equipment you can get swarms of n00bships with civilian weps and not kill a single thing
at least get some better tech 1 guns
since this is primarily going to be frigate work buy a griffin BPO, get plenty of ECM best way to put numbers to your advantage
other then that, just stay out of smartbomb range and hope for the best _____________________________________________________
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Copine Callmeknau
The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.18 08:05:00 -
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Actually your name is Torrin Milaian, small typo there :p
Good luck, seems to be a decent cause
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Originally by: wrong on so many levels you couldn't be more wrong if you were tuxford
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hotgirl933
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Posted - 2007.02.18 08:46:00 -
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good idea make sure u get into delve as that is where bob is atm
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.02.18 10:46:00 -
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Well, assuming what I am thinking right now after reading your blog is right, you should have called it "NoobAltWaffe" (corp ticker [NAW]). Basically, what you are trying to accomplish is PvP with or very limited skill training and with as little as possible ISK used up in the process.
First order of bussiness, "the people".
It's clear, this project is NOT targetted at actual newbies. To be quite honest, it looks as a horrible idea for a true newbie. This is however an awesome idea for a "carebear's alt" that usually avoids PvP like the plague out of fear or greed. Seing how most of the people in EVE are actually pretty PvP-averse on their "ISK earning" char (a vast majority to be honest), it would be a great idea to advertise this corp as such: a place where the carebears can become part-time bloodthirsty PvPers with little or no risk whatsoever (so just for fun).
Second issue, "the weapons"
Ok, so Goonswarm's "velator inconvenience op" has shown that a bunch of Velators (with their OMGOVERPOWERED 10m dronebay) can be an effective weapon in huge swarms and against unprepared targets, but that's sadly about it. If you plan on being other than JUST a nuissance and nothing else at all, I suggest you drop the idea of "noobship fleets" and focus on dirt cheap ships with dirt cheap modules that can actually do something good in a fight AND are not very skill-intensive at all. Basically, you want an all-frigate fleet with all-T1 non-named modules that require only minutes of training or are already usable by "out of the box" alts.
Last issue, "the logistics"
Clearly, even if this will be dirt cheap, it won't be free. Also, even if it's not expensive, it might not always be available to you. Bottom line is, you need some starting capital and/or assets, and you should probably purchase (or otherwise aquire) BPOs for most if not all of ships, modules and ammo that might be used by your members, and have them moved to your "current base of operations" by a neutral via courier contracts, with a large enough collateral to cover any possible loss. After a while, I am confident the loot and salvage you gather during your ops could be either sold or melted down for refab so your corp will end up as self-sustainable, but it needs a good starting nest egg AND a tight security (preferably access to BPOs, most other assets and corp finances should only be possible for you or other very trusted members of your corp, preferably alts of mains you trust a lot already).
Personaly, I would suggest an IPO for a reasonably low price per share but very large share count (keep over 50% for yourself at any given time), not promising any dividends at all (but pay them out in case you end up making a profit). It would show some degree of good faith if you would have all newbie alt members buying SOME shares in the corp before they join, with options to buy more later (no buybacks allowed, just dividends or sales to 3rd parties).
Well, I guess that should get you started  _ MySkills | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |

Evil Incarn8
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Posted - 2007.02.18 11:39:00 -
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This may be better put in Corp and Alliance recruitment.
However if you are actually looking for Part-Time Alts of Empire Industrialists (Hmm corp name, PAEI) then I am ready and willing for service,
(as soon as my main finishes doing his stuff.)
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000Hunter000
Gallente Magners Marauders
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Posted - 2007.02.18 12:10:00 -
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We all know goonfleet are all BoB alts anyways or was it Devs with BoB alts with Goonfleet alts? man it's hard to keep track.  Resized tag... again... hope this pleases the tag ninjas from ccp... again :p
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Lord XSiV
Amarr The Nine Gates
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Posted - 2007.02.18 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: 000Hunter000 We all know goonfleet are all BoB alts anyways or was it Devs with BoB alts with Goonfleet alts? man it's hard to keep track. 
I thought goons were referred to as bees? When I first saw the nicknaming, I thought, wait a second, why would you insult bees? They give us honey.....goons just drop t1 junk.
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deathforge
The Accursed
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Posted - 2007.02.18 12:22:00 -
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Fraps your [mis]adventures and put them to some catchy music please 
And by the way, I rule you.
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Low skillpoint Rifter piracy video |

Homo Mortiferus
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Posted - 2007.02.18 13:32:00 -
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we have another primary target.
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Terrak2
Definition Of Destruction
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Posted - 2007.02.18 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: 000Hunter000 We all know goonfleet are all BoB alts anyways or was it Devs with BoB alts with Goonfleet alts? man it's hard to keep track. 
We're all just alts of BoB, we just don't know it.
I'm the 302nd alt of a dev, my first 30 are in BoB. I manage them all at the same time using ubarz dev hax.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks.
E.V.I.L Corp Recruiting |

Snake Doctor
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.02.18 16:16:00 -
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So wait... are you looking to be adopted or something? i've made a donation of five mils. This will buy you some decent weapons and a shiny new ship. I don't think it's going to be as easy as you want it to be but I'd like to hear how it plays out for you. good luck!
/bump anyway.
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Seriphos
Omega Mining Industrials
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Posted - 2007.02.18 16:19:00 -
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Omega Mining will make a donation of 1 Million isk. Enjoy.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.02.18 17:44:00 -
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Edited by: Crumplecorn on 18/02/2007 17:40:54
Originally by: Torrin Milaian My name is Torrin Milain
Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Actually your name is Torrin Milaian
PWNAGE     
Seriously, funniest **** ever.
Anyway, I endorse the OP's product and/or service. ----------
IBTL \o/ Fix the ******* map! No such thing as griefing in Eve |

insanebe
Caldari soni Corp Imperium Sonorumance
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Posted - 2007.02.18 17:49:00 -
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" beware the ibiss of Doom"
whatever happened to that sentence knowledge is power.... guard it well |

Raze Core
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Posted - 2007.02.18 19:17:00 -
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Edited by: Raze Core on 18/02/2007 19:13:27 Seems like a good idea to me
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.02.18 20:07:00 -
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Sounds good, why not try a bit smaller first, though? Say, wardec Privateers, that way you wont need 0.0 access, and you will be doing a grand public service. |

Sister Iwen
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Posted - 2007.02.18 23:08:00 -
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This sounds like a really intriguing idea! I may just have to try this out! 
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Ruri
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Posted - 2007.02.19 00:31:00 -
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this does sound like a good idea and something i might be tempted to create an alt for, and just go straight out of the box, transfer money over.
something you might consider doing is hiring yourselves out as protection money for industry ships. or you could just war dec PA and see how you go
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Torrin Milaian
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.02.19 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Copine Callmeknau Actually your name is Torrin Milaian, small typo there :p
Good luck, seems to be a decent cause
You've got me there. I thought I'd fixed it. Oh well. History now I suppose!
The Noobwaffe |

Aphotica Raven
Gallente Not A Pirate Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.19 01:00:00 -
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Edited by: Aphotica Raven on 19/02/2007 01:00:45 I'm there... evemail me. Very experienced in low sp/cost warfare with small or large numbers, Yarr.
Edit: If you try to get a velator/ibis/impairor/matar rookie****heap fleet going i will teamkill every single one of you.. t1 frigs for the win! other than that w00t lets go
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Nathaniel Hull
Caldari Finis Lumen
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Posted - 2007.02.19 01:07:00 -
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Nothing to loose EH?
my hotel room 1hr. for 1 million isk lol
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Torrin Milaian
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.02.19 01:14:00 -
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I've been getting a lot of support on this and I'd really like the thank everyone. People have been applying and donating all kinds of items/isk for this and it's really starting to come together. Recruiting has been hard to do, since a lot of people don't know about the project.
I'm still looking for ideas on where to recruit, as recruitment will probably be a lot harder than actually fighting.
I've decided to back off of the whole "war against bob!" angle and go for "war against bob... when we get settled in enough to do so".
Again-- Thank you to everyone who's been helping out! I can't do this without you! The Noobwaffe |

Arialla
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.02.19 01:38:00 -
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My name is Arialla and I have nothing to lose.
[I was sooooo tempted to spell it Ariala...]
Your favorite ARE* and BI&, Arialla
* Agent Runner Extraordinaire & Budding Industrialist |

Shiva Shane
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Posted - 2007.02.19 04:13:00 -
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Pilot Shiva Shane, reporting for duty!
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Jane Spondogolo
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Posted - 2007.02.19 14:06:00 -
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Kick ass. Applying. Is Alts of more experienced PVPers ok?
Wheres your office?
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Belladonna Nightshade
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Posted - 2007.02.19 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
still remeber when goon fleet was a running gag
Hey... this morning was not all that long ago...
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Bruce Newman
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.02.19 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Bruce Newman on 19/02/2007 14:22:29
Originally by: Jane Spondogolo Kick ass. Applying. Is Alts of more experienced PVPers ok?
Umm, are Alts of new players ok?

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Heard you have a job offer, just finished military school and could really use a job, Sir! *Hands over his application*
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Borat Kazakstan
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Posted - 2007.02.19 14:34:00 -
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very nice, I like to join.
Make better benefit of Eve
Where I join? Wow wow wee waa! |
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