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AgentRens
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris is Gallente and has been in the Federation Naval Academy since 2004.07.12. |
AgentRens
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris is Gallente and has been in the Federation Naval Academy since 2004.07.12. |
ElCholo
Minmatar FarCry Inc Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:41:00 -
[33]
Chuck who.. ? .. oh .. u mean that guy who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
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Sharkbait
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:49:00 -
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chuck is a 1 man army. i think if he was playing he would control all of 0.0 and everyone would be forced to stay in empire. good thing he isn't playing imo
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Dave White
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:53:00 -
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He'd be the new BoB.
EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |
Kharakan
Amarr Magnificent Beavers Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dave White He'd be the new BoB.
*insert predictable comment about devs and hax*
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Dave White
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kharakan
Originally by: Dave White He'd be the new BoB.
*insert predictable comment about devs and hax*
Yes, obviously this would indeed mean he would work for CCP at the same time and be a Titan pilot
EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |
Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.03.04 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship.
One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him.
When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up.
The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name.
There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
We have a winner
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.04 23:31:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesnt have to warp anywhere, things warp to him.
PLEASE for the love of God, Richard, please seperate your socalled sig from your posts somehow. Hell, someone make him a sig real fast.
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Stitcher
Caldari J.I.T. Enterprises Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.04 23:34:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 04/03/2007 23:33:40 Edited by: Stitcher on 04/03/2007 23:32:52 Chuck Norris would be a gun. A gun with the range of a railgun, the Damage modifier of artillery, the RoF of an autocannon, no cap required to fire, does all four damage types at once, never needs reloading, needs only 1 CPU and 1 Powergrid to fit, and can be mounted in any module slot, anywhere on the ship, regardless of what kind of slot it is. If all slots on a ship are filled with Chuck Norries then he would also grant 99% resistances across the board on shield, armour and hull, as well as providing a shield recharge time of 3 seconds, +50 warp core strength, a capacitor recharge time of 3 seconds, and whenever you destroy somebody, the kill mail just reads "Roundhouse kicked".
Only downside - you would need the skill "Manly Ruggedness" trained to level 5 before you can use them, and it's a rank 72 skill.
Incidentally, the female version of this module is known as the "Gina Torres". It requires "Womanly kickassness" at level 5 (again, rank 72) and the killmail reads "she just killed you with her pinky". Otherwise identical. ***
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Richard Aiel
Caldari The Funkstars Guild
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Posted - 2007.03.04 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo Chuck Norris doesnt have to warp anywhere, things warp to him.
PLEASE for the love of God, Richard, please seperate your socalled sig from your posts somehow. Hell, someone make him a sig real fast.
Yay ill have a sig
*looks around the restaurant then look at his mate* "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing *hums the Star Wars Cantina theme*" |
Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.04 23:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Band of Brothers off the map.
Then, as everyone in the Coalition cheered for him, he'd roundhouse kick them all back into empire with a grin.
Then he would roundhouse kick CONCORD until all of empire was 0.0.
EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard |
Sensor Error
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Posted - 2007.03.04 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Angelica Hellsing Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves.
n00b - Chuck Norris doesn't get moved by space, he wills space to move round him. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
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Khatred
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:02:00 -
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Chuck Norris can't play Eve, he's still stuck in The Barrens chat. _______________________________________________
CondorKestrelMerlinGriffinHeronBantamAtronImicus IncursusMaulusNavitasTristanBreacherBurstProbe
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Onereeh
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sharkbait chuck is a 1 man army. i think if he was playing he would control all of 0.0 and everyone would be forced to stay in empire. good thing he isn't playing imo
O GOD, Chuck is SirMolle
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4rc4ng3L
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship.
One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him.
When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up.
The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name.
There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live... |
Morn Judith
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:15:00 -
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OMG are you serious? Since has Chuck Norris EVER been cool? I still have yet to understand this whole thing, and still can't believe it's being brought up.
If Chuck Norris were in EVE, he'd be a freakin janitor. And NO! He would not be able to mop Jita 4-4 in 2.213 seconds!
If we're gonna idolize anyone, lets at least do it with the A-Team or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Lets get some class people!
PS: COWABUNGA!
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Linerra Tedora
Amarr The Older Clones
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:20:00 -
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if chuck norris was ever introduced to eve, a new damage type would spawn. Chuck Norris damage, and nothing in eve, would give you above 0% resistance to it.
If i titan ever approached chuck norris in space, he would walk up to it, stare it down, and then slap it so hard, that it would become a black hole.
The reason why the jove has not invaded eve yet... they are afraid of what would happen should chuck norris start to play eve...
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Richard Aiel
Caldari The Funkstars Guild
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Morn Judith OMG are you serious? Since has Chuck Norris EVER been cool? I still have yet to understand this whole thing, and still can't believe it's being brought up.
If Chuck Norris were in EVE, he'd be a freakin janitor. And NO! He would not be able to mop Jita 4-4 in 2.213 seconds!
If we're gonna idolize anyone, lets at least do it with the A-Team or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Lets get some class people!
PS: COWABUNGA!
Chuck norris has been cool since MMOs existed lol *looks around the restaurant then look at his mate* "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing *hums the Star Wars Cantina theme*" |
Kur'Dekaija
Atomic Heroes The OSS
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Posted - 2007.03.05 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Sensor Error
Originally by: Angelica Hellsing Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves.
n00b - Chuck Norris doesn't get moved by space, he wills space to move round him.
damn you for posting that before me... Futurama 4tw :))
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Nocturnal Avenger
untaught
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Posted - 2007.03.05 01:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship.
One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him.
When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up.
The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name.
There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
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Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.05 01:22:00 -
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all i know is that if chuck norris were ***, his name would be haitchi allamut.
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Arian Snow
The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.05 01:29:00 -
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Yes I do play EVE... What about it?
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Motivated Prophet
Zerodot Schools Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.03.05 01:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris answers his own petitions.
Chuck Norris gets, "an attempt is already underway to activate this module," every time he turns on a module, because he's Chuck Norris, his guns are always firing.
The login queue waits on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an office in Jita IVm4.
MP
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PanzerGrenadier
Caldari VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.05 01:39:00 -
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Edited by: PanzerGrenadier on 05/03/2007 01:35:14 Bear Grylls would beat Chuck any day of the week. Therefore, this thread is obsolete :D
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Richard Aiel
Caldari The Funkstars Guild
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Posted - 2007.03.05 02:14:00 -
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Could Chuck Norris beat up Chuck Norris?? *looks around the restaurant then look at his mate* "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing *hums the Star Wars Cantina theme*" |
Ruri
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Posted - 2007.03.05 02:17:00 -
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I think Jet Lee could take Chuck and we all know Bruce Lee could
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.05 02:20:00 -
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There is no server. Eve plugs directly into Chuck.
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Altrex Stoppel
SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.05 02:27:00 -
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Chuck Norris already plays EvE for an hour every day. First thing he does is kick everyone else off so he can mine Veldspar in peace.
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Teufel Hund
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Posted - 2007.03.05 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: PanzerGrenadier Edited by: PanzerGrenadier on 05/03/2007 01:35:14 Bear Grylls would beat Chuck any day of the week. Therefore, this thread is obsolete :D
LOL if you ever wanted to see what not to do in a survival situation do watch his show.
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