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Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:31:00 - [1] What race would he be... what ship would he fly... etc etc... What corp... looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:31:00 - [2] What race would he be... what ship would he fly... etc etc... What corp... looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:34:00 - [3] Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 04/03/2007 21:32:08 Chuck Norris in all of his supreme might has re-opened the EVE gate and has let loose upon the universe his "Sidekick" movie, replacing the Pax Amarria novel in terms of amount sold and public approval & popularity. We are all stupider.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:34:00 - [4] Navy Issue Mega ofc, the Eve version of the roundhouse kick. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:34:00 - [5] Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 04/03/2007 21:32:08 Chuck Norris in all of his supreme might has re-opened the EVE gate and has let loose upon the universe his "Sidekick" movie, replacing the Pax Amarria novel in terms of amount sold and public approval & popularity. We are all stupider.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:34:00 - [6] Navy Issue Mega ofc, the Eve version of the roundhouse kick. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
VJ Maverick Caldari Maverick Specialized Services	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:36:00 - [7] 900 mil SP Jove in an Eidolon.
VJ Maverick Caldari Maverick Specialized Services	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:36:00 - [8] 900 mil SP Jove in an Eidolon.
Visionsz Caldari S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:37:00 - [9] A year and a half on and we are still on about Chuck Norris?
Visionsz Caldari S.Y.N.D.R.O.M.E.	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:37:00 - [10] A year and a half on and we are still on about Chuck Norris?
Angelica Hellsing Caldari Tears of Redemption Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:38:00 - [11] Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves.
Angelica Hellsing Caldari Tears of Redemption Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:38:00 - [12] Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves.
Sinder Ohm Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:40:00 - [13] Concord Originally by: Blind Man okies so liek when u warp in on them u shod target them... and stuff k.then u FIRE ZE MISSILES
Sinder Ohm Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:40:00 - [14] Concord Originally by: Blind Man okies so liek when u warp in on them u shod target them... and stuff k.then u FIRE ZE MISSILES
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:42:00 - [15] Originally by: Sinder Ohm Concord This guys won the thread. You can close it now. _ MySkills \| Module/Rig stacknerfing explained
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:42:00 - [16] Originally by: Sinder Ohm Concord This guys won the thread. You can close it now. _ MySkills \| Module/Rig stacknerfing explained
Kimvestor	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:56:00 - [17] His name would be SirNorre and he would be in BoB :P
Kimvestor	Posted - 2007.03.04 21:56:00 - [18] His name would be SirNorre and he would be in BoB :P
Haffrage Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:00:00 - [19] Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. -----
Haffrage Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:00:00 - [20] Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. -----
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:02:00 - [21] Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:02:00 - [22] Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:03:00 - [23] Well let's have a go then: Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship. One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born. Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him. When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up. The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name. There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:03:00 - [24] Well let's have a go then: Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship. One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born. Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him. When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up. The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name. There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
Haffrage Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:10:00 - [25] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. well I won't lie, that's pretty funny, but I still hate chuck norris -----
Haffrage Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:10:00 - [26] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. well I won't lie, that's pretty funny, but I still hate chuck norris -----
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:12:00 - [27] Originally by: Haffrage Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. well I won't lie, that's pretty funny, but I still hate chuck norris TBH Chuck Norris would have died out ages ago (the meme not the man), but every time someone goes 'STFU about Chuck Norris' it starts all over again. Chuck Norris is born from his enemies' desire for him not to exist. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
Crydawner	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:12:00 - [28] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. cries
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:12:00 - [29] Originally by: Haffrage Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. well I won't lie, that's pretty funny, but I still hate chuck norris TBH Chuck Norris would have died out ages ago (the meme not the man), but every time someone goes 'STFU about Chuck Norris' it starts all over again. Chuck Norris is born from his enemies' desire for him not to exist. -------------------- Verone for President of EVE
Crydawner	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:12:00 - [30] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Haffrage Chuck Norris is retarded and stopped being funny 4 or 5 days after somebody took the database of Vin Diesel jokes and replaced them his name with Chuck Norris. Move on with your lives. Our lives revolve around Chuck Norris, and as such any movement perceived by us to be forwards or backwards does not actually change our distance from Chuck Norris. cries
AgentRens	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:20:00 - [31] Chuck Norris is Gallente and has been in the Federation Naval Academy since 2004.07.12.
AgentRens	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:20:00 - [32] Chuck Norris is Gallente and has been in the Federation Naval Academy since 2004.07.12.
ElCholo Minmatar FarCry Inc Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:41:00 - [33] Chuck who.. ? .. oh .. u mean that guy who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee

Sharkbait	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:49:00 - [34] chuck is a 1 man army. i think if he was playing he would control all of 0.0 and everyone would be forced to stay in empire. good thing he isn't playing imo

Dave White Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:53:00 - [35] He'd be the new BoB. EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
Kharakan Amarr Magnificent Beavers Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:54:00 - [36] Originally by: Dave White He'd be the new BoB. insert predictable comment about devs and hax this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
Dave White Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:55:00 - [37] Originally by: Kharakan Originally by: Dave White He'd be the new BoB. insert predictable comment about devs and hax Yes, obviously this would indeed mean he would work for CCP at the same time and be a Titan pilot EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
Frug Zenithal Harvest	Posted - 2007.03.04 22:59:00 - [38] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then: Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship. One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born. Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him. When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up. The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name. There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues. We have a winner - - - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - or automatic signatures - - - - - - - - "186,282 miles per second; It's not just a good idea, it's the law."
Soporo Caldari	Posted - 2007.03.04 23:31:00 - [39] Chuck Norris doesnt have to warp anywhere, things warp to him. PLEASE for the love of God, Richard, please seperate your socalled sig from your posts somehow. Hell, someone make him a sig real fast.
Stitcher Caldari J.I.T. Enterprises Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.04 23:34:00 - [40] Edited by: Stitcher on 04/03/2007 23:33:40 Edited by: Stitcher on 04/03/2007 23:32:52 Chuck Norris would be a gun. A gun with the range of a railgun, the Damage modifier of artillery, the RoF of an autocannon, no cap required to fire, does all four damage types at once, never needs reloading, needs only 1 CPU and 1 Powergrid to fit, and can be mounted in any module slot, anywhere on the ship, regardless of what kind of slot it is. If all slots on a ship are filled with Chuck Norries then he would also grant 99% resistances across the board on shield, armour and hull, as well as providing a shield recharge time of 3 seconds, +50 warp core strength, a capacitor recharge time of 3 seconds, and whenever you destroy somebody, the kill mail just reads "Roundhouse kicked". Only downside - you would need the skill "Manly Ruggedness" trained to level 5 before you can use them, and it's a rank 72 skill. Incidentally, the female version of this module is known as the "Gina Torres". It requires "Womanly kickassness" at level 5 (again, rank 72) and the killmail reads "she just killed you with her pinky". Otherwise identical. ***
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.04 23:35:00 - [41] Originally by: Soporo Chuck Norris doesnt have to warp anywhere, things warp to him. PLEASE for the love of God, Richard, please seperate your socalled sig from your posts somehow. Hell, someone make him a sig real fast. Yay ill have a sig looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.04 23:36:00 - [42] Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Band of Brothers off the map. Then, as everyone in the Coalition cheered for him, he'd roundhouse kick them all back into empire with a grin. Then he would roundhouse kick CONCORD until all of empire was 0.0. EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard
Sensor Error 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.04 23:38:00 - [43] Originally by: Angelica Hellsing Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves. n00b - Chuck Norris doesn't get moved by space, he wills space to move round him. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
Khatred Aliastra	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:02:00 - [44] Chuck Norris can't play Eve, he's still stuck in The Barrens chat. _______________________________________________ CondorKestrelMerlinGriffinHeronBantamAtronImicus IncursusMaulusNavitasTristanBreacherBurstProbe \o/ I got Eve content in my sig.
Onereeh Viziam	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:12:00 - [45] Originally by: Sharkbait chuck is a 1 man army. i think if he was playing he would control all of 0.0 and everyone would be forced to stay in empire. good thing he isn't playing imo O GOD, Chuck is SirMolle
4rc4ng3L Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:14:00 - [46] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then: Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship. One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born. Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him. When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up. The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name. There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues. Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live...
Morn Judith Caldari	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:15:00 - [47] OMG are you serious? Since has Chuck Norris EVER been cool? I still have yet to understand this whole thing, and still can't believe it's being brought up. If Chuck Norris were in EVE, he'd be a freakin janitor. And NO! He would not be able to mop Jita 4-4 in 2.213 seconds! If we're gonna idolize anyone, lets at least do it with the A-Team or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Lets get some class people! PS: COWABUNGA!
Linerra Tedora Amarr The Older Clones	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:20:00 - [48] if chuck norris was ever introduced to eve, a new damage type would spawn. Chuck Norris damage, and nothing in eve, would give you above 0% resistance to it. If i titan ever approached chuck norris in space, he would walk up to it, stare it down, and then slap it so hard, that it would become a black hole. The reason why the jove has not invaded eve yet... they are afraid of what would happen should chuck norris start to play eve...
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:20:00 - [49] Originally by: Morn Judith OMG are you serious? Since has Chuck Norris EVER been cool? I still have yet to understand this whole thing, and still can't believe it's being brought up. If Chuck Norris were in EVE, he'd be a freakin janitor. And NO! He would not be able to mop Jita 4-4 in 2.213 seconds! If we're gonna idolize anyone, lets at least do it with the A-Team or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Lets get some class people! PS: COWABUNGA! Chuck norris has been cool since MMOs existed lol looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Kur'Dekaija Atomic Heroes The OSS	Posted - 2007.03.05 00:47:00 - [50] Originally by: Sensor Error Originally by: Angelica Hellsing Well, chuck norris is his own race. And he doesnt need a ship to fly, he just tells space to move him and space moves. n00b - Chuck Norris doesn't get moved by space, he wills space to move round him. damn you for posting that before me... Futurama 4tw :))
Nocturnal Avenger untaught	Posted - 2007.03.05 01:20:00 - [51] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well let's have a go then: Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow your ship up, he pods you while your inside and takes your ship. One day Chuck Norris rigged his frigate, that's how the titans were born. Chuck Norris doesn't need to warp, he just looks at a station mean and the station warps to him. When a player gets hit in high sec, the concord show up. When concord gets hit, Chuck Norris shows up. The Doomsday Device was originally called Chuck Norris, but he thought it was too weak to carry his name. There is no Jove space, that's just where chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris doesn't have lag issues, lag has chuck Norris issues.
Kehmor Caldari The Movement	Posted - 2007.03.05 01:22:00 - [52] all i know is that if chuck norris were ***, his name would be haitchi allamut.
Arian Snow The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.03.05 01:29:00 - [53] Yes I do play EVE... What about it? ----------------------------------------------- I dont remember I dont recall I dont have memory of anything at all!
Motivated Prophet Zerodot Schools Power Corrupts Industry's	Posted - 2007.03.05 01:36:00 - [54] Chuck Norris answers his own petitions. Chuck Norris gets, "an attempt is already underway to activate this module," every time he turns on a module, because he's Chuck Norris, his guns are always firing. The login queue waits on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has an office in Jita IVm4. MP -- TINY. Stage 2 IPO, because good things come in pairs.
PanzerGrenadier Caldari VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.05 01:39:00 - [55] Edited by: PanzerGrenadier on 05/03/2007 01:35:14 Bear Grylls would beat Chuck any day of the week. Therefore, this thread is obsolete :D
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:14:00 - [56] Could Chuck Norris beat up Chuck Norris?? looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Ruri	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:17:00 - [57] I think Jet Lee could take Chuck and we all know Bruce Lee could
MeestaPenni Gallente	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:20:00 - [58] There is no server. Eve plugs directly into Chuck.
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:27:00 - [59] Chuck Norris already plays EvE for an hour every day. First thing he does is kick everyone else off so he can mine Veldspar in peace.
Teufel Hund	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:44:00 - [60] Originally by: PanzerGrenadier Edited by: PanzerGrenadier on 05/03/2007 01:35:14 Bear Grylls would beat Chuck any day of the week. Therefore, this thread is obsolete :D LOL if you ever wanted to see what not to do in a survival situation do watch his show.
Ruri	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:46:00 - [61] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Chuck Norris already plays EvE for an hour every day. First thing he does is kick everyone else off so he can mine Veldspar in peace. OMG yes thats funny
Aphotic Raven Gallente E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.05 02:52:00 - [62] He would fly caldari like the sheep he is. Then realising that this didnt give him an unfair advantage... would immediately switch to nanophoon... Then realising that he is just crap to begin with... would pay a bunch of tards to let him pwn them and fraps it. And i believe he is currently in talks with The Minmitar *** Rights League.
Siege Minmatar Siegecraft Bounty Hunting	Posted - 2007.03.05 03:00:00 - [63] All ye of little faith. Chuck would not flt a so-called "Ship", he would fly the planet Amarr itself armed with weapons made of angry volcanoes that spew super-torpedoes made from the hulls of Titans. Take THAT you uppity Gallente.
Rudy Metallo Minmatar G.H.O.S.T	Posted - 2007.03.05 03:09:00 - [64] Cyvok logged off because Chuck Norris jumped in with an Ibis.
Thales Archon Gallente BOOM - Gotcha United Corporations of Eve	Posted - 2007.03.05 03:34:00 - [65] Chuck Norris know Derick
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.05 04:46:00 - [66] Originally by: Ruri I think Jet Lee could take Chuck and we all know Bruce Lee could Bruce Lee did... in a movie.. he killed Chuck norris I saw it on Stephen Colbert lol looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
Richard Aiel Caldari The Funkstars Guild	Posted - 2007.03.05 04:48:00 - [67] Originally by: Siege All ye of little faith. Chuck would not flt a so-called "Ship", he would fly the planet Amarr itself armed with weapons made of angry volcanoes that spew super-torpedoes made from the hulls of Titans. Take THAT you uppity Gallente. Thats what he calls a frigate. His main ship is called space.. ALL OF IT... looks around the restaurant then look at his mate "I wouldnt be greatly surprised if a little band came in and started playing hums the Star Wars Cantina theme"
prathe Minmatar Omega Enterprises Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.05 05:08:00 - [68] chuck norris need's neither ship nor pod he can exist in space and can destroy entire fleets with his glare you have been warned
R0ot InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.05 05:20:00 - [69] tbh if chuck norris played eve hed be a dev and flying a jovian ship while being a mix of all the races including jovian,
Kusotarre Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.05 05:26:00 - [70] Considering that Chuck Norris is a warmongering religious fundamentalist IRL, It's a good bet he'd be an Amarr character.
Thor Xian Vertigo One E.A.R.T.H. Federation	Posted - 2007.03.05 06:12:00 - [71] Chuck Norris has every skill trained to level 6. _________________________ ~Thor Xian, Material Defender Got Corp?
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.05 06:40:00 - [72] Well, since people seemed to like it...here's a few more There's no real downtime, it takes that long to log Chuck Norris's greatness in. Chuck Norris doesn't fly ships, he flies fits.(just sounded cool) Cynosure fields are places where Chuck Norris roundhoused a ship. Chuck Norris doesn't mine, he roundhouses a roid and picks up the pieces. The reason you can't get to jove space is the lack of jump gates. The reason for lack of jump gates is that the jove don't want Chuck Norris there. There are no Jove. Chuck Norris don't play that sh*t. Chuck Norris doesn't invent stuff, stuff comes to Chuck Norris. There are no ship losses due to lag, there are ship losses due to Chuck Norris. And finally...just before someone else mentions it... The only reason the war is still going on is that Chuck Norris hasn't speed-dialled Jack Bauer
Rocinantae The 5 Amigo's LLC. NxT LeveL	Posted - 2007.03.05 07:27:00 - [73] Two words...Nano Titan.
Nero Scuro Caldari Jejaikaro Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.05 08:14:00 - [74] Chuck Norris mines roids. And by 'mine' I mean 'shoot'. And by 'roids' I mean 'devs'. ___ Nice one CCP
Crydawner	Posted - 2007.03.05 08:34:00 - [75] Originally by: Nero Scuro Chuck Norris mines roids. And by 'mine' I mean 'shoot'. And by 'roids' I mean 'devs'. i <3 your sig.
Ramblin Man Empyreum	Posted - 2007.03.05 10:03:00 - [76] Edited by: Ramblin Man on 05/03/2007 10:03:02 For all the detractors, "Chuck Norris" jokes aren't actually funny because they're about Chuck Norris. They're funny because it's a recognized style -- think of it as a new "The Aristocrats." That said, my humble contributions @ 3AM, Downtime is actually just hampster recharging. The reason it lasts for an hour is because that's how long it takes for the hampsters to get over their shock and start running after seeing a Polaroid of Chuck Norris. One time a fedo tried to suckle Chuck Norris' right nipple, but it just scratched itself. Chuck Norris was ISD for a short while, but whenever he clicked the lock button he vaporized threads. Fleet lag does not come from the servers. Fleet lag comes from the echo of Chuck Norris' footsteps approaching your constellation. Chuck Norris thought about spawning a T2 BPO for himself, but made up his mind and roundhouse kicked the number on a T1 BPO. He ended up at T21. Chribba decided to mockingly name his Veldnaught "Chuck Norris," and is now the only player ever to lose a ship and be podded by a Veldspar gas cloud. Chuck Norris got the killmail. Reykjavfk used to be on the equator, but then Chuck Norris leaned against it. CCP's new releases aren't coded. They spring, fully formed and bug-free, from Chuck Norris' head. The post-patch problems are simply CCP struggling to keep the residual Norrisity from breaking the servers. Chuck Norris is the only player to have Polaris V and a full set of AURORA implants. AURORA was going to ban him, but he looked at them first. There was no email bug. Chuck Norris just forgot to log on and check everyone's inboxes for a while. Chuck Norris was invited to join m0o, but he didn't fly with n00bs. There is no CovOps Cloak or Cap Recharger II cartel. Chuck Norris just really likes cloaks and cap rechargers. Your subscription fees don't go to CCP: they go to Chuck Norris as tribute for using his middle name in the "City of God" chronicle. BoB doesn't go to war when SirMolle feels like it. They go to war when Chuck Norris is in a fightin' mood. There were Lvl 5 missions on CCP's internal servers as early as Castor. The only enemies were 1x Chuck Norris. CCP took them back to the drawing board because even invulnerability-flagged ships couldn't finish them. Chuck Norris remains the only man to ever take out a full MC contract against himself -- and win. And finally... ... honestly, I've got nothing left. Your turn.
Miss Anthropy	Posted - 2007.03.05 10:13:00 - [77] Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 05/03/2007 10:09:39 Originally by: Sheriff Jones The only reason the war is still going on is that Chuck Norris hasn't speed-dialled Jack Bauer Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris. Get with the program people. ------------ UNDERpants. Pants that go UNDER!
Ramblin Man Empyreum	Posted - 2007.03.05 10:22:00 - [78] Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 05/03/2007 10:09:39 Originally by: Sheriff Jones The only reason the war is still going on is that Chuck Norris hasn't speed-dialled Jack Bauer Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris. Get with the program people. Jack Bauer is a neocon's wet dream. Chuck Norris is Thor's wet dream.
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.05 10:35:00 - [79] Nice ones Ramblin, gave me a good fight there By the by...there is no CCP anymore, it's now CNP for Chuck Norris Productions.
Raquel Smith Caldari Freedom-Technologies	Posted - 2007.03.05 10:40:00 - [80] Originally by: Richard Aiel What race would he be... what ship would he fly... etc etc... What corp... Easy. Race = Caldari Ship = State Issue Raven Corp = State War Academy
Jaggeh Gallente Furious Angels	Posted - 2007.03.05 11:47:00 - [81] In eve chuck norris renamed his famous roundhouse kick to /heal 0 --------------------------------------- Furious Angels are recruiting Carpe Pugya Pyga - Seize the Buttocks
Dead Emperor Minmatar	Posted - 2007.03.05 11:56:00 - [82] If Chuck Norris played EVE, Samuel L Jackson would kick his ass. ♥ Minmatart ♥
UberDefDef Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.05 12:12:00 - [83] lol@relating chuck norris with bob... BTW I like what cyvok said Bob attacked me because I won eve ( power crazed people)
Thundercat Doom Minmatar Melissa Jumpclones INC	Posted - 2007.03.05 12:28:00 - [84] Thought Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley both were killed in a tragic Total Gym accident? But if they haven't been, would love to see it happen. -------------------- -------------------- Flamers are Lamers.
Cheyenne Shadowborn Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation	Posted - 2007.03.05 13:01:00 - [85] Chuck Norris camps gate camps. -- CCP: PLEASE fix the forum software - thanks.
Daelin Blackleaf No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty	Posted - 2007.03.05 13:30:00 - [86] "Norrisity" Thanks Rambling Man, I now have my word of the week.
Kather Amarr Evil Proctologists	Posted - 2007.03.05 13:34:00 - [87] Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 05/03/2007 10:09:39 Originally by: Sheriff Jones The only reason the war is still going on is that Chuck Norris hasn't speed-dialled Jack Bauer Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris. Get with the program people. Exactly. If Jack Bauer was *** he'd be called Chuck Norris

Tirg Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.03.05 14:05:00 - [88] Originally by: Khatred Chuck Norris can't play Eve, he's still stuck in The Barrens chat. You win. forum rules

Thor Xian Vertigo One E.A.R.T.H. Federation	Posted - 2007.03.05 17:16:00 - [89] Originally by: Ramblin Man Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 05/03/2007 10:09:39 Originally by: Sheriff Jones The only reason the war is still going on is that Chuck Norris hasn't speed-dialled Jack Bauer Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris. Get with the program people. Jack Bauer is a neocon's wet dream. Chuck Norris is Thor's wet dream. I don't remember inviting him to that convo. _________________________ ~Thor Xian, Material Defender Got Corp?
Ramblin Man Empyreum	Posted - 2007.03.05 19:56:00 - [90] Originally by: Cheyenne Shadowborn Chuck Norris camps gate camps. @ Thor: So many Thor's, so little time.
Apoctasy SOTI Inc. Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2007.03.06 00:03:00 - [91] Chuck Norris is BoB Forum Police Owned my Sig :(
maarud Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.03.06 00:07:00 - [92] If Chuck Norris played eve, Jack Bauer would come pirate his ass... Maarud. Proudly a Ex-BYDI member
Arlenna Molatov Caldari The 59th Parallel	Posted - 2007.03.06 05:45:00 - [93] Originally by: Ramblin Man Edited by: Ramblin Man on 05/03/2007 10:03:02 For all the detractors, "Chuck Norris" jokes aren't actually funny because they're about Chuck Norris. They're funny because it's a recognized style -- think of it as a new "The Aristocrats." That said, my humble contributions @ 3AM, Chuck Norris thought about spawning a T2 BPO for himself, but made up his mind and roundhouse kicked the number on a T1 BPO. He ended up at T21. Chribba decided to mockingly name his Veldnaught "Chuck Norris," and is now the only player ever to lose a ship and be podded by a Veldspar gas cloud. Chuck Norris got the killmail. CCP's new releases aren't coded. They spring, fully formed and bug-free, from Chuck Norris' head. The post-patch problems are simply CCP struggling to keep the residual Norrisity from breaking the servers. There was no email bug. Chuck Norris just forgot to log on and check everyone's inboxes for a while. Chuck Norris remains the only man to ever take out a full MC contract against himself -- and win. ROFL!! Great lines mate! Best so far!
hotgirl933	Posted - 2007.03.06 05:54:00 - [94] lol
Magnum III Journey On Squad	Posted - 2007.03.06 06:03:00 - [95] Chuck is the Cop type, and he usualy has someone fallowing him around. So my guess he would be in Concord but only do what he feels like and he would be in a gang with one sidejick. He would also have his own Corp and it would have the Tech II BPO for some kind of exersise thingy.
Krycka	Posted - 2007.03.06 12:25:00 - [96] Who is Jack Bauer?
Bistot Kid Caldari	Posted - 2007.03.06 12:36:00 - [97] Let's face it, if Chuck Norris played Eve he'd be a pasty faced panty wetting whiner, not a top karate monkey.
Kaptein Trefot	Posted - 2007.03.06 12:40:00 - [98] When Chuck Norris get ganked by pirates he doesnt cry for help - help cries for Chuck Norris...
Jarphen Bard Gallente	Posted - 2007.03.06 12:44:00 - [99] Chuck Norris... just another noob shot down on his first visit to lowsec.

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