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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:14:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Minigin on 25/03/2007 02:22:07 OH YES! we may be on the other side of the universe from your stupid war! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ****.
Today the Astral Wolves elite mining reserve decided to head up to P3EN-E... clearly for a mining op with t2 drones... duh. Anyway we happened to find some neutrals flying around and said... hey why not. We all launched our mining drones and began to harvest the ore out of a MC dominix.
we had him to half armour when to our greatest amazement.... (yes suspense here) 3 carriers and a Mothership jumped in ontop of us. Upon seeing Seleene in local... i immediately notified my mining brethren that this was in fact a character capable of flying an MS. needless to say the carriers began repping the domi and he escaped us. we decided not to be smartbombed by seleene and ran to the next system.
LO AND BEHOLD! ANOTHER DOMI! we killed ourselves a hughinn and again the domi was saved by the MS and the carriers. We warped to the obe gate and sat there for about 3 mins. a few interceptors came at us but did nothing then a claw decided to shoot us... we killed him in 6.7 seconds... THEN! we ran into obe.
Having realised the pipe back in was severely camped we decided to drive the MS away from the pipe. All our members docked and left their ships... then went to a new station and got a new ibis. MC had no chance... we stated our intentions in local and they immediately fled. upon jumping into p3 we noticed that the carriers and the ms had run away from us. we decided to assault the next best thing! the nighthawk!
my railgun hit him for wrecking shot of 0.3 dmg. our 5 ibis's blazed their guns into his shield! he screamed in local PLZ STOP! ILL PAY YOU! at which i said... 2 isk or die *****. He immediately sent the hefty ransom. having received it i screamed on TS. "HE PAYED! KILL HIM!" we where about to break his shield tank when his friends jumped in.
Our ibis's hit the dust one by one as the battle chatter on TS subsided we realised what weĈd achieved! we had driven out a MS and 3 carrier in 5 ibis's.
Astral Wolves Unofficial PVP overlord of greatness who isnĈt trying to mock anyone in this post or any other for that matter because i have an incredibly long and important title!
Minigin
ps this really happend. maybe i just interpreted it differently to others...
edit: paragraphs at random points
Theres never enough space... |

Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:16:00 -
[2]
Gadzooks! a Mighty Victory indeed!
Good game sirs. -----------
Post with your main or STFU! |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:20:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit Gadzooks! a Mighty Victory indeed!
Good game sirs.
thank you... ill be sure to invite you next time... our boys could really use some entertainment on those long mining ops
Theres never enough space... |

Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
[4]
I want those 3 minutes of my life back
More linebreaks please.
1/10
God I hope this is under 24kb It is :) Kreul Intentions |

Rubra
J. S. Bach In memoriam
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
[5]
My eyes!
Wall of text!
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Proxay I want those 3 minutes of my life back
More linebreaks please.
1/10
your just jelous cos you cant kill motherships in ibis's
Theres never enough space... |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:24:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Rubra My eyes!
Wall of text!
bah fine ill make linebreaks for you guys who cant read without looking at lines of nothing
Theres never enough space... |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:44:00 -
[8]
before i get proof or stfu'd www.wolf-killboard.net and if that gets killed just find the astral wolves killboard off somthing...
Theres never enough space... |

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:53:00 -
[9]
More paragra- oh, dang.
Proof or ST- bah, double dang.
Generic flame!
Formalities out of the way, you made me lol, and thats the best gift a forum thread can give  --------
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:55:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Patch86 More paragra- oh, dang.
Proof or ST- bah, double dang.
Generic flame!
Formalities out of the way, you made me lol, and thats the best gift a forum thread can give 
lol im glad you enjoyed it.
Theres never enough space... |

Chin'Mei
New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:08:00 -
[11]
I loled. Good one :) -------------------------------------------------- (Signature starts here)
My oppinions are my own only, they do not reflect my corporation's or alliance's line of politics or whatever. |

Kizzik
Caustic Singularity
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:46:00 -
[12]
As someone who regularly gets his gang destroyed in PEEN-E, I laughed.
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Marc Zhorr
White Wolves Defence league The OSS
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:56:00 -
[13]
Ibisis are overpowered and need to be nerfed! 
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Peter Armstrong
Caldari 5punkorp
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:18:00 -
[14]
i have 50 ibis if u need to buy more for ur war efforts.
0.5isk per ibis  
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"There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others" |

Tomas Ysidro
Caldari Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:22:00 -
[15]
So how many motherships did we lose? And where's the pancake batter?
I'm confused :(
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:29:00 -
[16]
Get 'em!
Outbreak Killboard |

Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:39:00 -
[17]
An 8/10 for the laughs. 
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:17:00 -
[18]
Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:14:27 N00bwaffe would like to officially congratulate you on your ibis based victory.
We shall be studying your techniques, and will adopt them for our eventual newbie takeover of the entire universe.
They can take our freedom, but they can never take our free ibis with complimentry 1 free trit.
edit: Oh wow. I wonder if theres a way to fit a cyno on an ibis somehow. Because if so, a Doomsday ibis would be laffo. ______ Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari STK Scientific INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:18:00 -
[19]
It would seem the puppies have improved. I'll have to check this out for myself.
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:26:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:23:06 Attention gentlemen:
The true ibis of doom!
Top: Cyno gen Bottom: Micro Aux Power core
Off in space: 1x Titan.
Thats it.
Not sure if theres enough hold to fit the cyno juice, but hey.... ______ Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari STK Scientific INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:30:00 -
[21]
with the cyno skill at 4 there is enough room.
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Franga
Caldari NQX Logistics
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:49:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Marc Zhorr Ibisis are overpowered and need to be nerfed! 
He speaks truth! The same goes for Battle Badgers. I once killed 18 carriers with my BB. I don't think that's fair.
/me hugs his 75mm 'Scout' rail and lead charge. T1 civvy shield booster is amazingly efficient as long as your not taking hits. Seriously ...
I kill them with lead until they die from it. I'm taking contracts too. Average time of contract completion is 4.5 weeks for one carrier. (This is assuming that the carrier pilot logs in and just sits there, does not rep and agrees to log back in straight after DT at my request.)
GF btw. Seleene is a newb. Nyx's are girls ships. _____________________________ Eldo spanked my sig but I can't be bothered changing it just now. |

Biotide
ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:59:00 -
[23]
very nice battle report, i second the notion of nerfing the ibis.
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:24:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Jane Spondogolo Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:23:06 Attention gentlemen:
The true ibis of doom!
Top: Cyno gen Bottom: Micro Aux Power core
Off in space: 1x Titan.
Thats it.
Not sure if theres enough hold to fit the cyno juice, but hey....
pft... thats too skill intensive... just get drones 5 and ask someone to assign you 5 fighter drones haha
Theres never enough space... |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:26:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Peter Armstrong i have 50 ibis if u need to buy more for ur war efforts.
0.5isk per ibis  
lol ill take you up on that offer!
Theres never enough space... |

Gods Coldblood
The Phoenix Rising Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:29:00 -
[26]
has every1 in this thread gone NUTS? 
Only smarties have the answer
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Valea
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:37:00 -
[27]
10/10 a++++++ wood read again!!!
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Nimitz Alexander
Golden Goose Logistics Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:50:00 -
[28]
oh god minigun found the forums, god help us all if caperputs ever does 
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Gordon Red
SteelVipers YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:51:00 -
[29]
Very nice write-up!! You made it possible to start my day with a laught. 
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CaperPuts
Minmatar Life. Universe. Everything. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:53:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Nimitz Alexander oh god minigun found the forums, god help us all if caperputs ever does 
hay guyz wut goin on in dis chat lolroflorl
I love the story.  ---
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:05:00 -
[31]
Originally by: CaperPuts
Originally by: Nimitz Alexander oh god minigun found the forums, god help us all if caperputs ever does 
hay guyz wut goin on in dis chat lolroflorl
I love the story. 
lolwut i luv u caper putz 
MAKE ME A SIG *****!
Theres never enough space... |

zeroh
Caldari 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:10:00 -
[32]
Imma go kill the lot of you later 
*snip*, your sig exceeds 24000 bytes and lacks sufficient EVE content. -HornFrog |

Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:13:00 -
[33]
MC jumps a MS in, and leaves. And this is newsworthy?
Kill it, and you have a story.
// ORE MONGERS // Recruiting now. |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:46:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin MC jumps a MS in, and leaves. And this is newsworthy?
Kill it, and you have a story.
could you be anymore boring?
Theres never enough space... |

Loss Minn
Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:50:00 -
[35]
This thread is better than anything I've read in this forum in a long time. Refreshing to not have to read bitter post after bitter post from cranky socially challenged babies.
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Arii Smith
Caldari StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.03.25 07:56:00 -
[36]
Link to a killboard (I actually fled P3 RIGHT after I heard reports of this in my intel channel) so I can actually see kill statistics please?
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 08:01:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Arii Smith Link to a killboard (I actually fled P3 RIGHT after I heard reports of this in my intel channel) so I can actually see kill statistics please?
i already put the adress earlier on but here it is again: http://www.wolf-killboard.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3840
as you can see the mothership never managed to kill one of us thus never getting on a km but i promiss you there where 3 carriers and a NYX ontop of us 3 times that day.
Theres never enough space... |

Jason Marshall
Emerald Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.25 08:35:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Minigin Edited by: Minigin on 25/03/2007 02:22:07 OH YES! we may be on the other side of the universe from your stupid war! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ****.
Today the Astral Wolves elite mining reserve decided to head up to P3EN-E... clearly for a mining op with t2 drones... duh. Anyway we happened to find some neutrals flying around and said... hey why not. We all launched our mining drones and began to harvest the ore out of a MC dominix.
we had him to half armour when to our greatest amazement.... (yes suspense here) 3 carriers and a Mothership jumped in ontop of us. Upon seeing Seleene in local... i immediately notified my mining brethren that this was in fact a character capable of flying an MS. needless to say the carriers began repping the domi and he escaped us. we decided not to be smartbombed by seleene and ran to the next system.
LO AND BEHOLD! ANOTHER DOMI! we killed ourselves a hughinn and again the domi was saved by the MS and the carriers. We warped to the obe gate and sat there for about 3 mins. a few interceptors came at us but did nothing then a claw decided to shoot us... we killed him in 6.7 seconds... THEN! we ran into obe.
Having realised the pipe back in was severely camped we decided to drive the MS away from the pipe. All our members docked and left their ships... then went to a new station and got a new ibis. MC had no chance... we stated our intentions in local and they immediately fled. upon jumping into p3 we noticed that the carriers and the ms had run away from us. we decided to assault the next best thing! the nighthawk!
my railgun hit him for wrecking shot of 0.3 dmg. our 5 ibis's blazed their guns into his shield! he screamed in local PLZ STOP! ILL PAY YOU! at which i said... 2 isk or die *****. He immediately sent the hefty ransom. having received it i screamed on TS. "HE PAYED! KILL HIM!" we where about to break his shield tank when his friends jumped in.
Our ibis's hit the dust one by one as the battle chatter on TS subsided we realised what weĈd achieved! we had driven out a MS and 3 carrier in 5 ibis's.
Astral Wolves Unofficial PVP overlord of greatness who isnĈt trying to mock anyone in this post or any other for that matter because i have an incredibly long and important title!
Minigin
ps this really happend. maybe i just interpreted it differently to others...
edit: paragraphs at random points
Haha good job man, i sure miss flying with you guys.
Keep up the good fight
LETS SEE YOU NERF THIS ONE Kreul!!!... ...if that is your REAL name o_O Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw! |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 08:42:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Jason Marshall
Originally by: Minigin Edited by: Minigin on 25/03/2007 02:22:07 OH YES! we may be on the other side of the universe from your stupid war! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ****.
Today the Astral Wolves elite mining reserve decided to head up to P3EN-E... clearly for a mining op with t2 drones... duh. Anyway we happened to find some neutrals flying around and said... hey why not. We all launched our mining drones and began to harvest the ore out of a MC dominix.
we had him to half armour when to our greatest amazement.... (yes suspense here) 3 carriers and a Mothership jumped in ontop of us. Upon seeing Seleene in local... i immediately notified my mining brethren that this was in fact a character capable of flying an MS. needless to say the carriers began repping the domi and he escaped us. we decided not to be smartbombed by seleene and ran to the next system.
LO AND BEHOLD! ANOTHER DOMI! we killed ourselves a hughinn and again the domi was saved by the MS and the carriers. We warped to the obe gate and sat there for about 3 mins. a few interceptors came at us but did nothing then a claw decided to shoot us... we killed him in 6.7 seconds... THEN! we ran into obe.
Having realised the pipe back in was severely camped we decided to drive the MS away from the pipe. All our members docked and left their ships... then went to a new station and got a new ibis. MC had no chance... we stated our intentions in local and they immediately fled. upon jumping into p3 we noticed that the carriers and the ms had run away from us. we decided to assault the next best thing! the nighthawk!
my railgun hit him for wrecking shot of 0.3 dmg. our 5 ibis's blazed their guns into his shield! he screamed in local PLZ STOP! ILL PAY YOU! at which i said... 2 isk or die *****. He immediately sent the hefty ransom. having received it i screamed on TS. "HE PAYED! KILL HIM!" we where about to break his shield tank when his friends jumped in.
Our ibis's hit the dust one by one as the battle chatter on TS subsided we realised what weĈd achieved! we had driven out a MS and 3 carrier in 5 ibis's.
Astral Wolves Unofficial PVP overlord of greatness who isnĈt trying to mock anyone in this post or any other for that matter because i have an incredibly long and important title!
Minigin
ps this really happend. maybe i just interpreted it differently to others...
edit: paragraphs at random points
Haha good job man, i sure miss flying with you guys.
Keep up the good fight
lol thanks man. i sure miss flying with you too >_> hope you come back some day.
Theres never enough space... |

Franga
Caldari NQX Logistics
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Posted - 2007.03.25 11:18:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin MC jumps a MS in, and leaves. And this is newsworthy?
Kill it, and you have a story.
Ahhh, did you miss the point? I think you missed the point.
And just in case people are wondering (which I know you are) - I have a contract on another carrier. Should have dusted this one off by the end of April.
/me loads the 75mm 'Scout' rail and engages the tank. _____________________________ Eldo spanked my sig but I can't be bothered changing it just now. |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 11:19:00 -
[41]
Well im glad you guys enjoyed this post. ill be sure to post more often
Fly Safe
Minigin
if you have a problem with me... talk to God... for noone else can change me. |

Karunel
Princeps Corp YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.03.25 11:27:00 -
[42]
Quote: edit: paragraphs at random points

Originally by: elbenito The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.
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Dave White
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 11:52:00 -
[43]
Sounds like a glorious victory
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Preator Rushview
The Knights Templar Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 11:54:00 -
[44]
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0703/2007.03.25.01_-_JPG.JPG
Thanx MC for the fun!
Thought we were gonna get that Domi until 'The Pain' arrived. Damn near shat myself when the MS landed 137meters from me :D
Nice battle report Mini.
P.S I have Max Teranous' corpse from when you guys came to C-F the other week. Contact me ingame if you want it back (for a small fee), though I left it with CrazyNuts last week and it's a touch 'Used' now.
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Dearwin
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:02:00 -
[45]
So I just have to ask, when did Astral Wolves turn into a badass fighting-off-MC alliance?
I'm certainly not doubting you're new found combat prowess, but not 4 months ago, nobody could dock as fast as an Astral Wolf in LS-Jep, and I'm pretty sure the good lord himself couldn't have gotten them to undock if they're was a hostile within 5 jumps. So I'm very curious, what happened?
Sounds like you're having fun, keep it up.
Video: Beagle Fun |

Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:04:00 -
[46]
Er.....ok?
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Sivona
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:39:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Minigin
Originally by: Arii Smith Link to a killboard (I actually fled P3 RIGHT after I heard reports of this in my intel channel) so I can actually see kill statistics please?
i already put the adress earlier on but here it is again: http://www.wolf-killboard.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3840
as you can see the mothership never managed to kill one of us thus never getting on a km but i promiss you there where 3 carriers and a NYX ontop of us 3 times that day.
Our killboard disagrees tbh
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Julien Derida
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:43:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Minigin
i already put the adress earlier on but here it is again: http://www.wolf-killboard.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3840
as you can see the mothership never managed to kill one of us thus never getting on a km but i promiss you there where 3 carriers and a NYX ontop of us 3 times that day.
I'm afraid your telling porkies my dear chap. You lost a Geddon to the Nyx at this engagement. Check out our killboard for the mail, along with several other losses that your killboard is missing. ----------------------------------------
Chief Inspector of the Style Police - FRICK |

Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:46:00 -
[49]
OP made me smile :)
The gyrostabs on the geddon made me cry. :( -
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:47:00 -
[50]
Astral Wolves Battle Report Illustrated
"Lord Samaiel, Rise "
BNC Vs CELES Video
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Traxio Nacho
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 12:55:00 -
[51]
In other news one of our brave pilots by the name of Strad managed to solo a D2 hulk it was abit touch and go at one point but no one can say MC don't try against the odds
And yes your KB seems to be lacking certain mails, also gyro IIs on a geddon NICE!!! 
Quote:
Who needs enemies?
E X O - Mad Mackem 2007-03-23 18:28 Left to die by Razor ****wits. Very lame commanding.
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SeverusSnape
Caldari Searing Arrows
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Posted - 2007.03.25 13:01:00 -
[52]
Edited by: SeverusSnape on 25/03/2007 12:59:23 i'd like to penetrate all of your moms. 
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phishstik
Gallente Hammer Of Light
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Posted - 2007.03.25 13:32:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel Astral Wolves Battle Report Illustrated
Thats not the battle report illustrated. I know from experience its their TS. Minus bong hits of course! 
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Karrimdra
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 14:27:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Jane Spondogolo Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:14:27 N00bwaffe would like to officially congratulate you on your ibis based victory.
We shall be studying your techniques, and will adopt them for our eventual newbie takeover of the entire universe.
They can take our freedom, but they can never take our free ibis with complimentry 1 free trit.
edit: Oh wow. I wonder if theres a way to fit a cyno on an ibis somehow. Because if so, a Doomsday ibis would be laffo.
its not difficult to do, micro aux it ;) From nothing to something in just one corp!
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Preator Rushview
The Knights Templar Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 18:05:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel Astral Wolves Battle Report Illustrated
Did you hack my webcam again???
What Mini forgot to add is that our gang had 13 of us until the Carriers & MS jumped in, then the 'geddon, Thorax & A Taranis (And possibly a couple of others) got BBQ'd.
Next thing we know about 8 of us got out with out lives, before 6 of us returned with our Ibis Armada.
As for the 'geddon pilot. He will be severely mocked and his arse paddled many times for not posting his loss. Gyrostabs!!! WTF was he thinking?
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 22:43:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Julien Derida
Originally by: Minigin
i already put the adress earlier on but here it is again: http://www.wolf-killboard.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3840
as you can see the mothership never managed to kill one of us thus never getting on a km but i promiss you there where 3 carriers and a NYX ontop of us 3 times that day.
I'm afraid your telling porkies my dear chap. You lost a Geddon to the Nyx at this engagement. Check out our killboard for the mail, along with several other losses that your killboard is missing.
sorry i ddnt know that youde killed the geddon. noone said anything on ts and i wasnt about to warp back in ontop of you lol. but im glad you didnt disagree that we chased off your MS with a 5 strong ibis fleet.
if you have a problem with me... talk to God... for noone else can change me. |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 22:46:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel Astral Wolves Battle Report Illustrated
ok now how you found that vid i dont want to know... cos it seems like a manly man of your manly man man nature waching that... has me questioning your manlyness oh great man boobit.
oh and just on a more serious note. (you lack forum posting ability. that wasnt really funny - you can now sink back into oblivion)
if you have a problem with me... talk to God... for noone else can change me. |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 22:48:00 -
[58]
Originally by: phishstik
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel Astral Wolves Battle Report Illustrated
Thats not the battle report illustrated. I know from experience its their TS. Minus bong hits of course! 
phishstick why again was it you left wolves? lack of pvp?
if you have a problem with me... talk to God... for noone else can change me. |

Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.26 03:41:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Dearwin So I just have to ask, when did Astral Wolves turn into a badass fighting-off-MC alliance?
I'm certainly not doubting you're new found combat prowess, but not 4 months ago, nobody could dock as fast as an Astral Wolf in LS-Jep, and I'm pretty sure the good lord himself couldn't have gotten them to undock if they're was a hostile within 5 jumps. So I'm very curious, what happened?
Sounds like you're having fun, keep it up.
to answer your question... i just think more people are having fun with their pvp. a few months ago there where very few real pvpers in the alliance so everyone viewed pvp as somthing they had to get out of.
Now days more people are hoping on the train and "x"ing up. Its just fun for us lol.
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Valea
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Posted - 2007.03.26 04:49:00 -
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best thred ever!! plz mini teach me how 2 b jsut like u!!
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Darth Kenzie
Amarr Hammer Of Light
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Posted - 2007.03.26 05:31:00 -
[61]
Good to see you all are still making your own fun : ) I do miss the drunken suicide gangs... take care and keep at it. ------- HROLT Personnel Director Even my barge has kills... |

Vagra
Minmatar DMC Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.26 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: Minigin Edited by: Minigin on 25/03/2007 02:22:07 OH YES! we may be on the other side of the universe from your stupid war! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ****.
Today the Astral Wolves elite mining reserve decided to head up to P3EN-E... clearly for a mining op with t2 drones... duh. Anyway we happened to find some neutrals flying around and said... hey why not. We all launched our mining drones and began to harvest the ore out of a MC dominix.
we had him to half armour when to our greatest amazement.... (yes suspense here) 3 carriers and a Mothership jumped in ontop of us. Upon seeing Seleene in local... i immediately notified my mining brethren that this was in fact a character capable of flying an MS. needless to say the carriers began repping the domi and he escaped us. we decided not to be smartbombed by seleene and ran to the next system.
LO AND BEHOLD! ANOTHER DOMI! we killed ourselves a hughinn and again the domi was saved by the MS and the carriers. We warped to the obe gate and sat there for about 3 mins. a few interceptors came at us but did nothing then a claw decided to shoot us... we killed him in 6.7 seconds... THEN! we ran into obe.
Having realised the pipe back in was severely camped we decided to drive the MS away from the pipe. All our members docked and left their ships... then went to a new station and got a new ibis. MC had no chance... we stated our intentions in local and they immediately fled. upon jumping into p3 we noticed that the carriers and the ms had run away from us. we decided to assault the next best thing! the nighthawk!
my railgun hit him for wrecking shot of 0.3 dmg. our 5 ibis's blazed their guns into his shield! he screamed in local PLZ STOP! ILL PAY YOU! at which i said... 2 isk or die *****. He immediately sent the hefty ransom. having received it i screamed on TS. "HE PAYED! KILL HIM!" we where about to break his shield tank when his friends jumped in.
Our ibis's hit the dust one by one as the battle chatter on TS subsided we realised what weĈd achieved! we had driven out a MS and 3 carrier in 5 ibis's.
Astral Wolves Unofficial PVP overlord of greatness who isnĈt trying to mock anyone in this post or any other for that matter because i have an incredibly long and important title!
Minigin
ps this really happend. maybe i just interpreted it differently to others...
edit: paragraphs at random points
why did i just read this wtf 
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MaxSkywalker
Macabre Votum Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.26 09:29:00 -
[63]
Well mined . -
Who is this Bob guy anyway?
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.27 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: MaxSkywalker Well mined .
lol thank you. we got enought trit out of this to last us the winter.
if lots of bad ppl come looking for me... tell them im afk |

Tregaron
Minmatar Death Monkey's With Knives Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.31 12:51:00 -
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MC jumped 3x carriers and 2x motherships into lek- last night in an assualt on FLA space. They're holding a 100+ man ganking squad in p-2. outcome to this is to take the d2 outpost and build a backbone in the north. To my knowlege MC cap fleet is within p-2 ready to assault the northen alliances. next 48 hours will be interesting. 
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Clorthos
Gallente Tau Ceti Global Production Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.03.31 13:06:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit Gadzooks! a Mighty Victory indeed!
Good game sirs.
best quote, best sig, best char name in the game.
You sir make me smile everytime I logg in to read spam on the forums.
I think about the bloodhound gang soen the lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying when I see your posts
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.04.01 02:09:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Tregaron MC jumped 3x carriers and 2x motherships into lek- last night in an assualt on FLA space. They're holding a 100+ man ganking squad in p-2. outcome to this is to take the d2 outpost and build a backbone in the north. To my knowlege MC cap fleet is within p-2 ready to assault the northen alliances. next 48 hours will be interesting. 
you really onle have one choice... rally your best ibis pilots... and TAKE NO PRISONERS! Your signature <----- My awsome Sig |

DarkFollower
Amarr Fatalix Inc. Schism.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 04:56:00 -
[68]
i gotta stop reading this forum in the morning , it makes me feel like the whole world is gone crazy 
I had a nice laugh when i read the post , nice one and keep up the good job 
Cap recharges on PvP ships Suxxor monkey ballzorz!! |

mr bighelmet
EnTech Pax Familia
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Posted - 2007.04.01 15:07:00 -
[69]
Originally by: DarkFollower i gotta stop reading this forum in the morning , it makes me feel like the whole world is gone crazy 
I am sorry to tell you the whole world indeed have gone insane. If i post something smart it represent my corp and alliance all other posts are my feeling/ideas only and do not represnt the rest |

Kadriel
Paradox v2.0 1 Shot 1 Kill
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Posted - 2007.04.02 23:19:00 -
[70]
The OP is brilliant!!! Eve-O needs more of this humor. If someone thinks this is a crappy post/shouldn't be posted, just evemail me. Ill find you a coupon for razorblades and send it to you, so you can slit ur wrist u Emo *****.
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