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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:14:00 -
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Edited by: Minigin on 25/03/2007 02:22:07
OH YES! we may be on the other side of the universe from your stupid war! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ****.
Today the Astral Wolves elite mining reserve decided to head up to P3EN-E... clearly for a mining op with t2 drones... duh. Anyway we happened to find some neutrals flying around and said... hey why not. We all launched our mining drones and began to harvest the ore out of a MC dominix.
we had him to half armour when to our greatest amazement.... (yes suspense here) 3 carriers and a Mothership jumped in ontop of us. Upon seeing Seleene in local... i immediately notified my mining brethren that this was in fact a character capable of flying an MS. needless to say the carriers began repping the domi and he escaped us. we decided not to be smartbombed by seleene and ran to the next system.
LO AND BEHOLD! ANOTHER DOMI! we killed ourselves a hughinn and again the domi was saved by the MS and the carriers. We warped to the obe gate and sat there for about 3 mins. a few interceptors came at us but did nothing
then a claw decided to shoot us... we killed him in 6.7 seconds...
THEN! we ran into obe.
Having realised the pipe back in was severely camped we decided to drive the MS away from the pipe. All our members docked and left their ships... then went to a new station and got a new ibis. MC had no chance... we stated our intentions in local and they immediately fled. upon jumping into p3 we noticed that the carriers and the ms had run away from us. we decided to assault the next best thing! the nighthawk!
my railgun hit him for wrecking shot of 0.3 dmg. our 5 ibis's blazed their guns into his shield! he screamed in local PLZ STOP! ILL PAY YOU! at which i said... 2 isk or die *****. He immediately sent the hefty ransom. having received it i screamed on TS. "HE PAYED! KILL HIM!" we where about to break his shield tank when his friends jumped in.
Our ibis's hit the dust one by one as the battle chatter on TS subsided we realised what weĈd achieved! we had driven out a MS and 3 carrier in 5 ibis's.
Astral Wolves Unofficial PVP overlord of greatness who isnĈt trying to mock anyone in this post or any other for that matter because i have an incredibly long and important title!
Minigin
ps this really happend. maybe i just interpreted it differently to others...
edit: paragraphs at random points
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:16:00 -
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Gadzooks! a Mighty Victory indeed!
Good game sirs.
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
Gadzooks! a Mighty Victory indeed!
Good game sirs.
thank you... ill be sure to invite you next time... our boys could really use some entertainment on those long mining ops
Theres never enough space... |
Proxay
Gallente
Fallen Angel's
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
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I want those 3 minutes of my life back
More linebreaks please.
1/10
God I hope this is under 24kb
It is :) Kreul Intentions |
Rubra
J. S. Bach In memoriam
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
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My eyes!
Wall of text!
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Proxay
I want those 3 minutes of my life back
More linebreaks please.
1/10
your just jelous cos you cant kill motherships in ibis's
Theres never enough space... |
Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rubra
My eyes!
Wall of text!
bah fine ill make linebreaks for you guys who cant read without looking at lines of nothing
Theres never enough space... |
Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:44:00 -
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before i get proof or stfu'd www.wolf-killboard.net and if that gets killed just find the astral wolves killboard off somthing...
Theres never enough space... |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:53:00 -
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More paragra- oh, dang.
Proof or ST- bah, double dang.
Generic flame!
Formalities out of the way, you made me lol, and thats the best gift a forum thread can give 
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Patch86
More paragra- oh, dang.
Proof or ST- bah, double dang.
Generic flame!
Formalities out of the way, you made me lol, and thats the best gift a forum thread can give
lol im glad you enjoyed it.
Theres never enough space... |
Chin'Mei
New Age Solutions
New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:08:00 -
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I loled. Good one :)
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Kizzik
Caustic Singularity
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:46:00 -
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As someone who regularly gets his gang destroyed in PEEN-E, I laughed.
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Marc Zhorr
White Wolves Defence league
The OSS
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Posted - 2007.03.25 03:56:00 -
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Ibisis are overpowered and need to be nerfed! 
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Peter Armstrong
Caldari
5punkorp
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:18:00 -
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i have 50 ibis if u need to buy more for ur war efforts.
0.5isk per ibis 
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"There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others" |
Tomas Ysidro
Caldari
Contraband Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:22:00 -
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So how many motherships did we lose? And where's the pancake batter?
I'm confused :(
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:29:00 -
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Get 'em!
Outbreak Killboard |
Rikeka
Amarr
Eye of God
X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.03.25 04:39:00 -
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An 8/10 for the laughs. 
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:17:00 -
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Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:14:27
N00bwaffe would like to officially congratulate you on your ibis based victory.
We shall be studying your techniques, and will adopt them for our eventual newbie takeover of the entire universe.
They can take our freedom, but they can never take our free ibis with complimentry 1 free trit.
edit: Oh wow. I wonder if theres a way to fit a cyno on an ibis somehow. Because if so, a Doomsday ibis would be laffo.
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Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:18:00 -
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It would seem the puppies have improved. I'll have to check this out for myself.
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:26:00 -
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Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:23:06
Attention gentlemen:
The true ibis of doom!
Top: Cyno gen
Bottom: Micro Aux Power core
Off in space: 1x Titan.
Thats it.
Not sure if theres enough hold to fit the cyno juice, but hey....
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Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:30:00 -
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with the cyno skill at 4 there is enough room.
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Franga
Caldari
NQX Logistics
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Marc Zhorr
Ibisis are overpowered and need to be nerfed!
He speaks truth! The same goes for Battle Badgers. I once killed 18 carriers with my BB. I don't think that's fair.
/me hugs his 75mm 'Scout' rail and lead charge. T1 civvy shield booster is amazingly efficient as long as your not taking hits. Seriously ...
I kill them with lead until they die from it. I'm taking contracts too. Average time of contract completion is 4.5 weeks for one carrier. (This is assuming that the carrier pilot logs in and just sits there, does not rep and agrees to log back in straight after DT at my request.)
GF btw. Seleene is a newb. Nyx's are girls ships.
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Biotide
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.25 05:59:00 -
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very nice battle report, i second the notion of nerfing the ibis.
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Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Spondogolo
Edited by: Jane Spondogolo on 25/03/2007 05:23:06
Attention gentlemen:
The true ibis of doom!
Top: Cyno gen
Bottom: Micro Aux Power core
Off in space: 1x Titan.
Thats it.
Not sure if theres enough hold to fit the cyno juice, but hey....
pft... thats too skill intensive... just get drones 5 and ask someone to assign you 5 fighter drones haha
Theres never enough space... |
Minigin
Zephyr Enterprises Inc.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Armstrong
i have 50 ibis if u need to buy more for ur war efforts.
0.5isk per ibis
lol ill take you up on that offer!
Theres never enough space... |
Gods Coldblood
The Phoenix Rising
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:29:00 -
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has every1 in this thread gone NUTS?
Only smarties have the answer
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Valea
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:37:00 -
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10/10 a++++++ wood read again!!!
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Nimitz Alexander
Golden Goose Logistics
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:50:00 -
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oh god minigun found the forums, god help us all if caperputs ever does
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Gordon Red
SteelVipers
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:51:00 -
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Very nice write-up!!
You made it possible to start my day with a laught. 
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CaperPuts
Minmatar
Life. Universe. Everything.
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.03.25 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nimitz Alexander
oh god minigun found the forums, god help us all if caperputs ever does
hay guyz wut goin on in dis chat lolroflorl
I love the story.
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