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Tista	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:28:00 - [1] Edited by: Tista on 28/03/2007 00:40:38 Okay as many of you know.. eve has a serious whining/grumpy issue going on. I believe i know the 100% cause of this problem. Women.. there are no damn women in eve.. well there is the odd few but those usualy hide away or are middleaged married women.. which doesn't bode well for us lads. The thing i think many of us find irritating is when you click on their picture and it turns out to be a female avatar.. then you say hey come on teamspeak... so they do.. and then you're like hi! and they say in return.. MY NAME IS DAVE! in the deepest voice you've ever heard. now.. there are countless weirdos on the internet who claim they are girls/women but just turn out to be crazy and its irritating. so i have come up with my own theory on why guys/kids who play eve whine all the time.. its cus there are no damn women to keep us in-line.. sure we have eris but she is usualy very quiet as it is. think about it.. now after being in an all boys school for 5 years then going onto college the differnce you notice is fanomanol.. in the boys school they all act like whiney self ritous gits.. where as in a mixed world they have to grow up. the point i'm making is that if eve had more women.. people would whine less... ya get me? ever notice when eris posts in a thread not 1 person whines or complains.. simple fact is that when you get man+man+man... you get nothing but bad.. but when you get man+man+man+woman you get them acting like men instead of whiney geeks with too much time on their hands. so i propose that ccp introduces more females into the game by what ever means.. and i mean what ever means! supress the whiners! we want women!
Victor Vision Central Intelligence Service	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:31:00 - [2] I'll take two, please. Thank you. EVE War I - Quick Overview
Tista	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:31:00 - [3] just to clarify.. unless you are a "whiney geek with too much time on your hands" you should take this as a joke
loony thezoon	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:33:00 - [4] Originally by: Tista just to clarify.. unless you are a "whiney geek with too much time on your hands" you should take this as a joke You just ruined that joke altogether. You must be a wummin.
Captain Haley Academy of Decadence	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:35:00 - [5] Originally by: Tista so i propose that ccp introduces more females into the game by what ever means.. and i mean what ever means! supress the whiners! we want women! GAH... more exotic dancer variety.. --- Nothing like a good old fashioned war to boost the economy.
Tista	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:35:00 - [6] Originally by: loony thezoon Originally by: Tista just to clarify.. unless you are a "whiney geek with too much time on your hands" you should take this as a joke You just ruined that joke altogether. You must be a wummin. lol.
Icy Z	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:40:00 - [7] Originally by: Victor Vision I'll take two, please. Thank you. Hi Victor.. You want me? much ♥ to ya'll, and take it icy Z http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/0701/FunnySig.gif Please check the forum rules to see what qualifies as an appropriate sig image -Cyrano
Soporo Caldari	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:49:00 - [8] I know your joking, but never be a big female presense in EVE, I dont believe. Thank God. Why? Well, think about it, what do chicks like? Can't think of a single damn thing in EVE, unless its the Market (a store, basically). Arguably, most chicks are pretty nurturing, whether this is a function of upbrining or hardwiring, or a combo of the two is beside the point. I cant see most girls being happy about random hatemails or making some n00b cry. One might say EVE is nurture lacking, the same way one might say decapitation is is speech prohibitive. And when you get woman+woman+woman+woman you get as much whining as a buncha men, maybe more, but about different things. And when you get women+women+women+man you get one miserable SOB.
Krxon Blade Caldari Apogee Group	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:52:00 - [9] Originally by: Captain Haley Originally by: Tista more exotic dancer variety.. No, no! Rathher than that, give us an "Exotic dancer launcher" Yeah that'll be more fun. It could even launch homeless, tourists, marines, or other useless stuff... Someone also demanded, not so long time ago, corpse launcher with nice "splat" effect --
Taikun Gallente Serenity Prime O X I D E	Posted - 2007.03.28 00:52:00 - [10] Originally by: Tista Women.. there are no damn women in eve.. Might be no woman but there is for damn sure a whole heap of girlie men in these forums. Taikun
Tista	Posted - 2007.03.28 01:08:00 - [11] Originally by: Taikun Originally by: Tista Women.. there are no damn women in eve.. Might be no woman but there is for damn sure a whole heap of girlie men in these forums. Taikun *hides from girlie men
w0rmy Intensive CareBearz	Posted - 2007.03.28 02:05:00 - [12] Many Men Online Role Playing Girls Your signature is inappropriate. Please read the forum rules before reposting- Tirg
Sacul Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.03.28 02:38:00 - [13] Edited by: Sacul on 28/03/2007 02:36:03 /me drags Zajo / Olis and Alecto into this thread...... they will settle this nonsense quick Guy In Real Live DrunkZ with GunZ 4-ever!
Feriluce Caldari M. Corp M. PIRE	Posted - 2007.03.28 02:44:00 - [14] My Gf is playing eve ------
Jex Jast Go for the booty	Posted - 2007.03.28 02:51:00 - [15] Originally by: Icy Z Originally by: Victor Vision I'll take two, please. Thank you. Hi Victor.. You want me? 1 mil isk says this one's a guy... ----- :::Need to be cleaned::: Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog I'm not happy, it doesn't have a goat!- Tirg
Vazid Embala	Posted - 2007.03.28 03:04:00 - [16] Originally by: Soporo One might say EVE is nurture lacking, the same way one might say decapitation is is speech prohibitive. quite funny really
Orein Telcondar	Posted - 2007.03.28 03:37:00 - [17] I am a n00b. I am a female. I am a bellydancer. I adore all things Sci-Fi. And evidently I am a rare species.
Ryas Nia Minmatar Stormriders Fimbulwinter	Posted - 2007.03.28 04:11:00 - [18] pshh there are plenty of women in eve, they just dont talk much because the 14 yearolds comming from wow kinda turn them off. Updated Item Database thanks to Dal Rath
Xs 142	Posted - 2007.03.28 04:14:00 - [19] Women... Can't live with them.. Aren't allowed to shoot them. I'm quite happy that I get away from all of them in gaming, it's nice to take a break. Originally by: Oveur Eternally yours, The other dumbass
General Apocalypse Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2007.03.28 04:55:00 - [20] Well the problem whit the avatars is G>A>Y big time but hey you're free to chose you're gender in EVE . Anyway this topic delivers Originally by: Verone The day I go Anti-Pirate is the day satan shall be ice skating to work.
General Apocalypse Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2007.03.28 04:58:00 - [21] Oh and another reason i'd never let my girl play EVE is that every time a girl comes along you'll get 1/2 the corp floating on their **s acting like someone castrated their brain . Besides woud you like to know that your gf eve mail is floded whit phone numbers , msn and yahoo id . And no matter how many times you pod the imbecils you'll still have that problem Originally by:** Verone The day I go Anti-Pirate is the day satan shall be ice skating to work.
Vabjekf Caldari	Posted - 2007.03.28 05:24:00 - [22] This is silly. The true nature of any self respecting internet person is as a shapeless formless identityless name that changes at will and comes and goes. In this state anyone can be anything you want them to be. I can be anyone you want me to be The problem is that identity causes people to feel seperate from the rest, and see distinctions between the formless. If it wasnt for things like myspace and voice com and web cams and all the things that give internet persons identity the internet would only consist of two people, 'me' and 'everyone else'. And that everyone else, having no distinguisable differences from the rest of everything else, would have nothing you could identify for hostility. There would be only those people who are agreeable and reasonable persons, or those people who quite literaly want to go against EVERYONE and be argumentive ALL the time. These people could easily be ignored by everyone else, because secure in your one-ness with the all you would know you are not individualy targetable, and thus you simply wouldnt care about such petty things. And the knowledge that everyone else too was like this, would eliminate the need for combersom things like politeness, as noone is bothered by anything due to the unspicific nature of any agression, agressing itself becomes meaningless.
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.28 06:15:00 - [23] I disagree...Clicky for ploof! Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.03.28 06:30:00 - [24] I see how it is CCP, I see your evil planning at work here. Slowly remove the T2 cartels by replacing it with something far more controlling and centralized...women. Don't seed Girl BPO's, CCP, just don't. You'll nerf the entire economy.
Revolution Rising Minmatar Venture Research and Resources	Posted - 2007.03.28 06:36:00 - [25] I could be a whiny geek if it would help ? Rev. CEO Venture Research and Resources. VRR Homepage
Monica Foulkes Hooligans Of War	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:07:00 - [26] There are a fair number of women in EVE, just that most of them don't advertise it for obvious reasons. We're sorry, something happened.
Motorcycle Emptiness Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:19:00 - [27] Originally by: Monica Foulkes There are a fair number of women in EVE, just that most of them don't advertise it for obvious reasons. One of the stats for eve in 2006 was that 95% of players are 'male' (account wise), this is understandable considering the amount of urinary territorial blabbering that goes on and the silence of space, women like to talk afterall? It's also kinda worrying considering that for some bizarre reason in all other games I've played, all my online buddies turned out to be females in real life O_O, and they never believed that I was male! Did you know eve has a sex trade?; apparently people get offers in game for cycbersex for isk! Is this against the EULA? anyhow it would be interesting to see how much deviation from the accounts gender ratio there would be if a poll was undertaken of the forums...would it still be 95% male? Flashing White Box (rank 1)
Andrea Tesla Caldari Crazy Clone Warriors of Disaster	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:20:00 - [28] Edited by: Andrea Tesla on 28/03/2007 11:17:10 Edited by: Andrea Tesla on 28/03/2007 11:16:49 Originally by: Monica Foulkes There are a fair number of women in EVE, just that most of them don't advertise it for obvious reasons. QFE ! Through the many MMOGs I did play, I learned that admitting to be a woman is not the smartest thing to do. Especially, if you got no intention to proove it. And even if you try to proove it, there will always be guys, who just dont want to believe it. Well, I personally am in the "lucky" position to be mute, so you will never hear any deep voice on TS from me, but at the same time, I can also not "proove" my double X chromosome by talking in a soft voice. I also do not see MMOGs as some kind of extended dating game. I do not meet with other players, unless I already know them in RL anyway. But then, I would prolly count for the "middle aged" women, even if not married ;) What I believe that EVE needs is more real men ! You know, the kind of guy, who is taking 20 jumps to safe a female pilot from a pirate. And the kind of guy, who is not crying, when their ship blows up. The kind of guy, that is not quitting eve, when they hear, that they were shot by a girl ;) The kind of guy, who is not using WCS and did never log off from a fight. Anyone seen such a guy lately ? Until you find one, I will claim to be a fuzzy pink furball from Alpha Centauri, as that is apprently seen as more likely than a real woman playing EVE :) AT
Blue Stratos Amarr BOOM - Gotcha	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:22:00 - [29] Originally by: Tista Edited by: Tista on 28/03/2007 00:40:38 Okay as many of you know.. eve has a serious whining/grumpy issue going on. I believe i know the 100% cause of this problem. Women.. there are no damn women in eve.. well there is the odd few but those usualy hide away or are middleaged married women.. which doesn't bode well for us lads. The thing i think many of us find irritating is when you click on their picture and it turns out to be a female avatar.. then you say hey come on teamspeak... so they do.. and then you're like hi! and they say in return.. MY NAME IS DAVE! in the deepest voice you've ever heard. now.. there are countless weirdos on the internet who claim they are girls/women but just turn out to be crazy and its irritating. so i have come up with my own theory on why guys/kids who play eve whine all the time.. its cus there are no damn women to keep us in-line.. sure we have eris but she is usualy very quiet as it is. think about it.. now after being in an all boys school for 5 years then going onto college the differnce you notice is fanomanol.. in the boys school they all act like whiney self ritous gits.. where as in a mixed world they have to grow up. the point i'm making is that if eve had more women.. people would whine less... ya get me? ever notice when eris posts in a thread not 1 person whines or complains.. simple fact is that when you get man+man+man... you get nothing but bad.. but when you get man+man+man+woman you get them acting like men instead of whiney geeks with too much time on their hands. so i propose that ccp introduces more females into the game by what ever means.. and i mean what ever means! supress the whiners! we want women! snip - please don't troll - Ivan K Originally by: CCP Sharkbait think the problem is found. last startup now.
Blue Stratos Amarr BOOM - Gotcha	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:24:00 - [30] Originally by: Soporo I know your joking, but never be a big female presense in EVE, I dont believe. Thank God. Why? Well, think about it, what do chicks like? Can't think of a single damn thing in EVE, unless its the Market (a store, basically). Arguably, most chicks are pretty nurturing, whether this is a function of upbrining or hardwiring, or a combo of the two is beside the point. I cant see most girls being happy about random hatemails or making some n00b cry. One might say EVE is nurture lacking, the same way one might say decapitation is is speech prohibitive. And when you get woman+woman+woman+woman you get as much whining as a buncha men, maybe more, but about different things. And when you get women+women+women+man you get one miserable SOB. LOL, if u think all women liek si shops then its no wonder your single pal Originally by: CCP Sharkbait think the problem is found. last startup now.

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