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Flaming sambuka
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.04.01 15:49:00 -
[31]
I sat outside kisogo and did nasty things to ibis as they undocked a while ago 
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xStormwingx
Caldari
Le Moulin Rouge
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Posted - 2007.04.01 15:50:00 -
[32]
Since I usually fly in gangs if i'm pirating, I rarely feel like i'm doing anything cold blooded. Regardless of how much the victim screams or smacks.
Only one significant thing I can remember though, is luring an annoying egotistical retard into a .4 Caldari System while we were still in the State War Academy (noobcorp). I tell him to get to a belt and i promptly eliminate his ship + pod in my kestrel.
Then I mistakenly get killed by sentry guns at a stargate, and then a bunch of people in corp chat send me isk for my loss/work. Never see the guy I killed again. 
When I'm flying in a group though, unless other members say otherwise or if the target really has something to offer, there is no mercy.
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DarkElf
Caldari
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 16:17:00 -
[33]
i generally do quite a lot of evil things. 1 thing i remember well tho was scanning down a merlin and a vexor together. warped in 10km in my cloaked pilgrim to find the vexor mid ransom on the merlin (turned out to be his first ransom). so i uncloak, scram the vexor (knowing the merlin is being scrammed by the vexor). killed the vexor and podded him and then completed ransoming the merlin for 1mil 
Then i got a rather annoyed hatemail from the vexor guy who had high grade slaves in and only put them in a few days before that's the second person i've podded with high grade slaves (or at least the second one who has admitted it). The other resides in Veto public channel most of the time and whines at me everytime i log on 
DE
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Masta Killa
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 16:59:00 -
[34]
I was pirating low sec in a cyclone a while ago and I killed some prophecy in a belt.
The owner was some pretty new char who immediately convoed me and started threatening me in caps with wardecs from his friends etc.
He told me the prophecy was uninsured and demanded I replaced the isk it cost him.
I then called upon my loyal manslave 0virtu0, a noobcorp member and with him, we played an incredible scheme to scam the noob out of the last isk he had in his wallet.
It worked and we were a few mil richer while I think the noob proph pilot quit the game.
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Ctair Pilru
Nubs.
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.04.01 17:12:00 -
[35]
I'd say helping kill a freighter that had a whole alliances months worth of money making in it (which for that alliance was over 12 bil) in it. There was nothing for us to gain in popping it so I felt kinda sorry for the fellas.
That being said it was quite fun 
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Northbridge
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.01 18:38:00 -
[36]
 Originally by: Jex Jast
Meh I've never had the opportunity to be that cold-blooded...the best I think I can say is I popped a 6-day-old in his caracal because he was on a trial and couldn't send ransom money, even though he was willing.
This made me laugh ^^
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.01 19:07:00 -
[37]
I took money from my alt.
Sometimes, it keeps me awake at night...
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.04.01 19:10:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Soporo
I took money from my alt.
Sometimes, it keeps me awake at night...
Even worse, I gave money to my alt...
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Sorry mods, hijack removed - blame the sig length limit.
I thought you just didnt love us anymore - Tim
I got cookies! - Deckard
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.04.01 21:14:00 -
[39]
Ignoring my wife's crying and pleading at the office door while I play EVE.
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Adrian Kerensky
Caldari
STK Scientific
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.04.01 21:22:00 -
[40]
I once logged in for 5 mins on christmas day to change a skill at 10pm.
I had logged off in space a couple days earlier (I don't play around Christmas time) in a Taranis at a belt in low sec. When I loaded up fully and my ship warped to the belt I noticed a neutral thorax on overview that was MINING! ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
Sooo I MWD'd towards it, orbitted at 1km, scrambled, webbed and turned on blasters then logged off. The PvP timer must have kept me there orbitting and modules on because when I logged back in 3 days later I had a killmail.
But also an evemail. The evemail said "But it's Christmas!".
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Adoro
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.04.02 01:07:00 -
[41]
Ganging up a mining osprey at the station, warp him to a planet and kill him very slowly with only one gun active...those where the days.
The guy was ****ed so I recruited him
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Originally by: Lavinrac Krad
You're either one of us or a Minmatar! What about Amarr? Bah, ha ha ha ha, Amarr, lol...
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TwilightMadcat
Caldari
Injection.
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Posted - 2007.04.02 02:33:00 -
[42]
Edited by: TwilightMadcat on 02/04/2007 02:30:14
Just got my alt into an assault frig, and on my way to low sec, I found a guy in an omen mining. It was in 0.5. so I warp in, kill a few rats for him, then in local I said, I had his loot from the rats I killed, and that I would jettison it next to him. He takes, I scram, kill, loot. He had a shield tank on lol. Guy was only a few weeks old.
Another guy I killed on main in low sec, some hauler. Unknown to me at the time, I think it had his eve life in it. I killed him, his pod got away. He sent me a mail threating a 145mil bounty. So I mailed him back, telling him I'd tell him when my sec status was low enough so that he could bounty me. I don't think he has logged on since.
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Petrothian Tong
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.04.02 02:58:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Petrothian Tong on 02/04/2007 02:55:16
made a newb/noob to go on TS and sing "I am a little teapot" and "I am a fairy princess"
(he sounds like a teenager.. but yeah, we all had a laugh...)
edit: oh, made him do that for 1 mill.. but yeah, the guy who had the money dropped ... =P
-Siggi-
""PvP" isn't only direct person to person combat, it can be very indirect. Selling an item on the market which somebody buys from you is resulting in another guy not getting a sale." Oveur |
Saint Lazarus
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Posted - 2007.04.02 05:31:00 -
[44]
Did the can switch trick in a shuttle robbin from a hulk, he shot me with his drones I warp out hop into a Rupture and warp back and to my amazement the guys still there so yeah you see where im goin...
BUT I didnt ransom him, t2 drones were actually doin a good bit of damage and the lag was a ***** so yeah ended up poppin a half bil ship with a cruiser over maybe 200k worth of ore
Guy was seriously depressed, told me he had just got it. he wasnt even angry or shoutin at me he was just totally bummed.
Was funny as **** cause I was a total noob piwate at the time and had no idea how much a hulk was worth
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mematar
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.02 06:19:00 -
[45]
I'm no bad person :(
I killed a Scythe mining in lowsec, had a nice chat with him in local afterwards and ended up giving him 10m and several tips on how to survive ^^
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Liang Nuren
Red 42
CORE.
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Posted - 2007.04.02 07:07:00 -
[46]
A few things:
Came across a kessie ransoming a cormorant, popped them both. Got hatemail from the cormorant. <3
Popped a cormorant that'd been in the week for < 3 weeks. I told him 3 weeks ago (seriously, I remember him too) how to survive... he was 40km off the drop point, mwd to him, scram, obliterate... oy. How's he gonna go forget all the tips I gave him?
Popping AFK's also. Always feels bad.
Liang
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Ararius
Lilandri Foundation
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Posted - 2007.04.02 07:24:00 -
[47]
Well, one time I was hauling my stuff from my lowsec station to Jita to sell, I got jump'd by a solo gatecamper
So he proceeded to Scram/Web/ping me down to structure
He opens up a chat, randoms me for 100m.
Me being the carebear I am, AND just gotten out of my trial (I still have less then 2m SP!), I was a wee low on cash, so I tell him "Just one sec im getting a corp mate to wire me some money"
So after a few seconds he goes pop.
That totaly introduced me to tanking senty aggro solo in a T2 Fitted BC for 10 seconds after poping a noob BS and trying to randsom a badger is totaly a bad idea.
I made a bit of cash though ^-^
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zwerg
Caldari
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.04.02 09:22:00 -
[48]
Originally by: murder one
Originally by: zwerg
uhm, i accidently smartbombed my uncle's pod in 0.0, high-grade crystals....
well he beaten me up in rl for this
O dam. But see, that was an accident. I'm specifically talking about being cruel and merciless on purpose, especially when you know that the victim is completely helpess and innocent and you're probably ruining his entire Eve career up to that point.
ahh, now sa little one understands...
uhm, yeah:
I was once floating around in my usualy "ratting" grounds, soon bored of the bs traffic @ gates i thought ill fetch my mega 2 be able 2 do sumthing against them.
As i undocked in my megathron and warped to a gate nothing happened... no bs, no titan, no carrier, no shuttle  blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, so i pushed the scan one more time.. BINGO, a fresh Cormorant Destroyer.
I quickly pinpointed him down............. middle of space  .
Okay, lets be nasty i thought. I rightclicked him ( idiot named his cormorant like every newb ) and clicked "Form Gang with this person".
10 seconds of bloody waiting then ( imagine your overview, and the number "2" next to the almost golden letters "G A N G".
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i thought and pushed warp to member...
 in this moment i kinda recognised that i was in my trusty 1on1 pvp megathron w/ mwd ( i kinda knew i would end up in a deadspace mission )....
Well i thought, lets do it anyways.. so im coming out of warp at the acc gate, push activate, and warp..
60km away -.- , mwd not working -.-
to my surprise ( to shorten my story, the 2 day old noob started talking to me in gang chat as if there was no big red flashy bs approaching him with like 130m/s and a 166mil bounty on his head ) ..........
(NOT ORIGINAL)
him > hey
me > lo
him > how can i help you buddy
me > mmh atm you cant help me but to help yourself u have to destroy this harvester ( mission item, i hoped it got enought hitpts for me to reach the corm )
him > oh really? okay i will do, u have a very great ship there m8!
me > yeee i know hrhr
*me* 32km
him > that is taking ages...
me > ye stupid missions, you should be a peaceful miner like i am
him > you carebear! i read about miners! they just do it all day, bah, thats not the way you should play this game
me > well i like it.. and its good money
me > i made like 2 jet cans full of veldspar yesterday
him > what is jet can?
me > not important, well ty for talk, send me hatemail.
him > ?
i reached the 24km and scrambled, began 2 shoot with my trusty ion blasters.
*CHAT SWITCHED TO LOCAL CHANNEL*
him > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
him > FFS , OYU DOAMN NUBNUARD YOU ACHEATED AT ME FUOOL¦!!!!
him > STIOP , HEPLY NOOOOOO STOP
i could make it even more funny and post the hatemail in here, so i do but i dont have to log in for that, i kinda have it in mind:
YOU ***************** dfadjkfjka *__ad9650365&$%$&%$º// jjadfj
i will rip your mothers /(%)"(&% ****º%º(("&%$)º)"&))")&)"&))"
YOU ***************** dfadjkfjka *__ad9650365&$%$&%$º// jjadfj
i will rip your mothers /(%)"(&% ****º%º(("&%$)º)"&))")&)"&))"
YOU ***************** dfadjkfjka *__ad9650365&$%$&%$º// jjadfj
i will rip your mothers /(%)"(&% ****º%º(("&%$)º)"&))")&)"&))"
YOU ***************** dfadjkfjka *__ad9650365&$%$&%$º// jjadfj
i will rip your mothers /(%)"(&% ****º%º(("&%$)º)"&))")&)"&))"
ye, i think i was cruel there 
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.04.02 09:35:00 -
[49]
Originally by: zwerg
me > not important, well ty for talk, send me hatemail.
him > ?
Best quote I've seen yet.
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Gray Carmicheal
Valiant Logistics Inc.
Black Flag Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.02 10:07:00 -
[50]
My post on EVE Pirate tells the tale of my ishkur happening upon a mining op and holding them in "shackles" (two 20km scrams holding their mining covetor and vexor) for hours while they slaved for me.
Few days later the leader of the group asked me to teach him some piracy. This was the same guy who said the 3 pilots in the op couldn't afford the 25mil ransom that led to them, getting enslaved.
So i say sure I'll meet you. Head there in my ishkur (was the ship of my choice at the time) and find him in a nice shiny new Drake (right after Kali, no less). Gang him, warp to an ss trying to scan out another local, and he mentions he's skittish because of his head full of crystals. That was the end.
Popped his drake solo and then podded him.
Blocked him midway thru the fight after he started begging for me to stop. He sent some true love to my corp ceo at the time. Laughs all around.
This Sig is Within Rules. :P
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zwerg
Caldari
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.04.02 10:25:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Jex Jast
Originally by: zwerg
me > not important, well ty for talk, send me hatemail.
him > ?
Best quote I've seen yet.
why? oO
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Ren Tales
Null Horizon
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.04.02 10:27:00 -
[52]
A month or so ago, some noob a corp mate befriended wanted to go out pirating with us. Being the nice guy I am I of course let him (more points and dps is always good )
So we got him in gang with his little merlin, we're all in AFs and ceptors (most fun kind of gang in low sec imo, small enough to warp out of gatecamps before getting locked, enough speed tackle and DPS to put out some hurt even on high profile targets...) and so at some point while we're getting organized I ask what he's fitting. He rattles off a list of items including t2 everything exept warp scrambler, down to a t2 damage controll. At the time, t2 damage controlls were retailing for around 12 million, so this caused some raising of eyebrows in corp chat (this was pre-vent for us) but otherwise we just shrugged it off as noobish bragging atempting to impress us.
Four jumps into roaming and we're all anoyed as hell by this guy. He has no claimed to be ultra rich, and to have had a "famous" pirate alt previously, who he had to delete because he was too well known, and other such idiocy. Despite it all, he was a very nice guy and I'm sure he was only trying to impress us because he thought we were cool. I doubt he was older than 13.
I told everyone in corp chat to wait for my signal, warped us all to a safe spot, pretended to be scanning, then gave the signal. We then proceded to gank + pod him, seemingly (to him) without warning.
Needless to say there was no t2 damage controll in his loot.
I did kinda feel bad about it latter... Is it a 12-13 years old's fault that they're 12-13 years old?
Maybe not, but it's a free killmail
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Dahin
Maza Nostra
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.02 10:51:00 -
[53]
Watched cartiff mine bistot in his domi for 2 days straight because he was broke...
... while I had 10bil in my wallet and corpwallet about 100b
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harkan Sek
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.04.02 11:57:00 -
[54]
Originally by: zwerg
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him > hey
me > lo
him > how can i help you buddy
me > mmh atm you cant help me but to help yourself u have to destroy this harvester ( mission item, i hoped it got enought hitpts for me to reach the corm )
him > oh really? okay i will do, u have a very great ship there m8!
me > yeee i know hrhr
*me* 32km
him > that is taking ages...
me > ye stupid missions, you should be a peaceful miner like i am
him > you carebear! i read about miners! they just do it all day, bah, thats not the way you should play this game
me > well i like it.. and its good money
me > i made like 2 jet cans full of veldspar yesterday
him > what is jet can?
me > not important, well ty for talk, send me hatemail.
him > ?
OMFG thats the funniest convo ever. especially in light of the situation.
i can picture it now: a wide eyed noob with an idiotic grin surrounded by pink little elves happily dancing around.
and tense pirate with his fingers hovering over the triggers, slowboating towards him.
Why Im a pirate:
Originally by: Liz Kali
Everything was fine till one guy name Inturist warped in and engaged us for NO REASON . That's just lame tactics ... You had no rights to engage us .. |
Inturist
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.04.02 12:28:00 -
[55]
Popped Liz ...
Tic Toc Tic Toc ....
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InturistÖ
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TheBadMan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.02 13:26:00 -
[56]
We had some new players from our old bf2 clan wanting to give the eve trial a go. So my mates thought it would be good to make a trial account team to play with them and teach them some ****. Trial gank team type thing.
Problem was noone else in our group bothered so I spent my time smack talking and getting ppl to duel me, it was quiet fun but hard to find combatants. I ended up in jita due to the masses of ppl and thinking surely someone will fight. Quite a task actually, not many would unless i smack talked it up a bit. Anyway in this local smack-banter i said that if ppl beat me they could pod me. I was then informed you cannont pod in empire [i been in 0.0 since end of my first week in eve so i actually didnt even know that}. Anyway, that got me thinking, can you pod someone in empire before getting concorded.
I built up a thrasher with gyros, sensor boosters and tech II arty and 1x rocket launcher.
Now dont get me wrong im not a griefer, i just wanted to see if i could pop a pod. So i jump in the thrasher and sit outside of the main station in Jita.
I wait for someone to exit in a pod...
i wait.... i wait.. i wait...
I wait more and go and get stoned.. come back.. wait more and more..
Then low and behold, my overview shows a nice shiney pod exiting the station!!
Afer all that waiting i was pumped, i didnt check info or nothing, i frantically fired up all my modules and then proceed to target the pod.
It targets and kaboom off goes my volley, hurtling towards the poor unsuspecting pod.
At the same time concord come in and blast me to bits.
The dust settles and im sitting there and there is no sign of the pod. Im not sure if i had taken it out or not. I then check my flashing mail icon..
2007.03.02 08:10
Victim: xxxxxxxxxxx
Alliance: NONE
Corp: State War Academy
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Involved parties:
Name: mydingaling (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.7
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Teabag Team
Ship: Thrasher
Weapon: 250mm Light Artillery Cannon II
Woot!! got the pod!! I then check the players name out, do a show info.
Its a young toon, so i think its just some alt, i check agent standings to verify and to my horror i see agent standings, quite a few, yup it was a new player and it was his main. By looking at the standings he had rather enjoyed his carebearing up till that fateful podding. Been around just long enough he probably had some implants from his tutorial early missions etc.
He disconnected instantly after the podding and never logged back in.
I sent an eve mail asking him to contact my main but yeah to this day he hasnt logged back in so assume he quit for good.
I truly felt horrible at the time and really guilty for destroying some new nubs life.
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Dzajic
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.04.02 13:37:00 -
[57]
Wow, im impressed.
I understand pirating. I understand that ganking is the name of the game. I understand popping people after they pay ransom.
But, baiting people into low sec? Tricking them into gangs? Scams of all sorts?
And then, you call everyone except most x<-5 pirates carebares, hate all "carebares" like they personally insult you by playing the same game as you are, and on top of all, keep saying that there is not enough prey in low sec???
Good luck CCP on getting people out of NPC corps and out of empire.
With downsides of being an outlaw or scammer as low as they are now i fully understand why a lot of players are paranoid even when in empire.
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murder one
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.04.02 13:41:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Dzajic
Wow, im impressed.
I understand pirating. I understand that ganking is the name of the game. I understand popping people after they pay ransom.
But, baiting people into low sec? Tricking them into gangs? Scams of all sorts?
And then, you call everyone except most x<-5 pirates carebares, hate all "carebares" like they personally insult you by playing the same game as you are, and on top of all, keep saying that there is not enough prey in low sec???
Good luck CCP on getting people out of NPC corps and out of empire.
With downsides of being an outlaw or scammer as low as they are now i fully understand why a lot of players are paranoid even when in empire.
Makes me all warm and fuzzy.
Because I said so...
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.02 13:53:00 -
[59]
Edited by: DubanFP on 02/04/2007 14:04:31
A week or two ago i was minding my own buisiness ratting from my private PoS when i noticed a punisher entered my system, i realized that there was likely going to be an industrial following up behind him so i grabbed my hurricane and went in just behind the shuttle. Sure enough a badger shows up and BOOM. The punisher shows up and BOOM. Next thing a raven shows up and i just couldn't take him since he had no web/scram and i had to go 20km "under fire" before getting into range so i ran. Now this isn't that bad, but it gets better.
I notice on the Killmail it mentions some fuel popped "all of which can easily bought 5-6 jumps away at nearest station". After i'm reasonable certain the Raven has left i return to find the punisher pilot in a condor on his way to loot the wreck. He runs off and i check the badger wreck. CRAPLOADS of fuel, some stuff that can only be bought 30+ jumps away in empire. They're no doubt coming back in new industrial to pick up, and since I didn't have time to get badger and take for my PoS I blasted the wrecks taking all the loot with it. The condor "watching this from 100km away" screamed YOU $#@$#@#!!!! on local.
I left them with nothing but the need to make another 30+ jump trip back through some of the most pirate infested 0.0 in EVE. I'm such an ass, but it was TOTALLY worth it.
edit: i would also like to add that every single time i've seen them pass an industrial through my system since they've had at least 2-3 combat ships flying escort.
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Lenora Skithe
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Posted - 2007.04.02 13:58:00 -
[60]
This was back in the warp to 15km days...
I answered a plea for help against a pirate in local. Jumped in, shot down the pirate (but not his pod), saving the pilot of this badly shot up Mission BC.
He offered a reward, a couple of million isk and so being the nice person I was I offered to use my remote repair skill to help fix him up.
So I locked him, scrambled him, destroyed his ship and then podded him.
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