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Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:38:00 - [1] Since we had so much fun in the gone yarring thread. Let's have a dedicated haiku thread woot woot Your standard true haiku has 17 syllables with 5 in the first and last lines and 7 in the middle line. Anything close to that will do. Noobs mines in lowsec Evil pirate come with big ship Noob's ISK gone he quit Yes I don't make haikus much but I will submit whatever I can muster. Have fun everyone. Thread will be really fun Pirates should try to post here Share tales in haiku
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:54:00 - [2] I post in this thread Because Altrex told me to on my MSN
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:56:00 - [3] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 04/04/2007 21:53:37 Originally by: TheHumanity I post in this thread Because Altrex told me to on my MSN Caught... TheHumanity Is an alt of someone Don your tinfoil hat
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:59:00 - [4] Oh dear Lord tinfoil Who could I be? Blacklight? Molle? Or maybe Oveur...
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:01:00 - [5] Originally by: TheHumanity Oh dear Lord tinfoil Who could I be? Blacklight? Molle? Or maybe Oveur... Alright lets keep this post on topic m8
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:07:00 - [6] Winter brightens up In spring, carebears come to play They gonna get raped
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:11:00 - [7] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 04/04/2007 22:07:54 Here's one about us trying to nab a BoB freighter and me losing my first Hurricane as our dictor wasn't on the gate in time and I got first scram Which of course made me primary for his escort. BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:12:00 - [8] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped Look at it this way You probably just owned By a dev. Cool, huh?
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:14:00 - [9] Originally by: TheHumanity Originally by: Altrex Stoppel BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped Look at it this way You probably just owned By a dev. Cool, huh? I like haiku thread I do not want it modded Please refrain from that
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:15:00 - [10] Sorry Altrex mate I couldn't resist the joke Felt so natural
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:16:00 - [11] Originally by: TheHumanity Sorry Altrex mate I couldn't resist the joke Felt so natural It's OK my freind I just dont want you banned...again We need more posters...
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:17:00 - [12] Like the sweet flowers That grow in spring. My posting Will wither and die
Ice Conch Exit 13	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:23:00 - [13] Humanity is a scrapheap poster, he is the *********
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:26:00 - [14] A tribute to the Goons (love you guys ) The Swarm of Goon frigates They blot out the sun in EvE fofofofofo
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:28:00 - [15] Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:23:58 They block out the sun? Not really a problem for We shall die in the shade
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:30:00 - [16] Originally by: TheHumanity Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:23:58 They block out the sun? Not really a problem for We shall die in the shade Im waiting for Molle to reply with something like The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement (aka the Avatar DD)
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:31:00 - [17] C&P is here COAD every where Mods are slacking off
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:32:00 - [18] Originally by: Thread Winner C&P is here COAD every where Mods are slacking off Good point lets keep this thread on topic...more war stories in haiku form!
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:33:00 - [19] Pirates make haiku Jimer is amused by what he started Exploring lowsec Drop probe, scan now hurry Align and watch local
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [20] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement Goon is no threat No industrial backbone For there are no goons
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [21] Sigs here get the nerf Sigs over there are rule free Yay hypocrisy
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [22] Anyway, I think We should get back on topic CAOD sucks
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:35:00 - [23] Originally by: TheHumanity Originally by: Altrex Stoppel The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement Goon is no threat No industrial backbone For there are no goons Go away alt troll We don't want your jibba jabba fool This is C & P
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:36:00 - [24] The patch came to EVE Set a long running skill your settings are gone
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:37:00 - [25] Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:33:34 Patch was done very fast Server came up soon, although WTS: Crystals
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:39:00 - [26] Got ganked at gate Put bounty on pirate swine Why is he laughing?
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:41:00 - [27] Originally by: Jimer Lins Got ganked at gate Put bounty on pirate swine Why is he laughing? I had a bounty But I had a long journey Thus, podjump express
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:43:00 - [28] BC engaged Thorax gone up in flames Damn Ammarian
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:44:00 - [29] Originally by: Jimer Lins Pirates make haiku Jimer is amused by what he started The haikus are fun What else can I really say? They make you think hard
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:50:00 - [30] Mining solo in .3 pirate warps in and I wish my barge moved faster

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