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jizzmonkey	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:36:00 - [61] Edited by: **monkey on 05/04/2007 22:33:03 Of course i pirate Oh, how i want your stuff Will happily maim
Celine Tap	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:50:00 - [62] plagiarism time i murdered a man he had a wife and two kids i slept peacefully
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.05 23:27:00 - [63] Originally by: Celine Tap plagiarism time i murdered a man he had a wife and two kids i slept peacefully Haikus are fun but Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator Stolen from a t-shirt
DarkElf Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.04.05 23:43:00 - [64] I whole heartadly approve of this thread. altho i'm not nearly poetic enough to come up with my own little thingy, i love it. wait, was that more than 17 syllables? dam DE courtesy of Raggii
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.06 02:54:00 - [65] Today on the forums: Duke of C&P Failing in the arts of rhyme Also cannot count -- Does a lot of shooting for a miner. I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.04.06 05:22:00 - [66] Pirate goes pew-pew. Miner in belt goes do-do. I like to pew-pew. Oh my god,what's that? I need my tinfoil hat. BoB Titan went splat.
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.06 05:30:00 - [67] Originally by: Tecknoblaze Pirate goes pew-pew. Miner in belt goes do-do. I like to pew-pew. Oh my god,what's that? I need my tinfoil hat. BoB Titan went splat. RED ALERT COAD RELATED DISCUSSION DETECTED ARM THREAD NERFING TORPEDOES AWAITING MOD PERMISSION TO FIRE realizes there are no mods in C&P cries himself to sleep
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.04.06 06:17:00 - [68] You seem to whine much. Maybe you will quit eve. Can I have your stuff?

Conuion Meow Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.04.09 03:51:00 - [69] Mods in C&P Much like like a PVE nyx Heard of, rarely seen Forum Rules \| E-Mail us! (Report a bad post) \| Sexeh CRC Website! aka Onion -Eldo That was my nick for him :( - Cortes

Devian 666 Ocean Dynamics Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.04.09 07:12:00 - [70] Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? "If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground"
Neal Cassady Mutually Assured Distraction	Posted - 2007.04.09 13:06:00 - [71] great c&p thread at last we have fan writing sort of worth reading my sig got primaried and one-volleyed
Clipped Wings Gallente LFC Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2007.04.09 13:58:00 - [72] Ode to the would-be pirates unwilling to face loss; Flying through low-sec Jolly Roger flag hoisted Pillage, plunder, kill Victim found in belt Oblivious to peril Soon to be piece-meal Wait, he's firing back? Noes, precious pirate ship gone This sucks, I quit EVE. As a little tongue-in cheek from the other side of a pirate's guns ;) Wasn't there a haiku thread not too long ago, btw? -Clipped Wings of LFC "I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
Stakhanov Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 15:27:00 - [73] Originally by: Tecknoblaze You seem to whine much. Maybe you will quit eve. Can I have your stuff? Win !
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.09 16:15:00 - [74] Originally by: Clipped Wings Wasn't there a haiku thread not too long ago, btw? yes but its gone Mods came in with their e-dong Now it is locked
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.09 16:17:00 - [75] Originally by: Devian 666 Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? This thread is about pies Not for you C.O.A.D guys Take this elsewhere please
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.09 18:29:00 - [76] Exploring is fun Find a strong hit warp to it Battleships hit hard
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.09 19:45:00 - [77] More adventures in placid: Two month old pilots Sporting a new retreiver And a big indy He is macroing Mining omber peacefully Boy that makes me mad Little incursus Bumping hauler and barge Just venting, no more. Get a PC, hmm? Guy asks not to kill him I think WTF? Ask for half mil isk Feeling generous and kind Make a quick buck Guy says he is poor Will sell omber to make cash And pay me with that I was going to bed I say pay me in 12 hour Or retreiver pop He didn't pay. BUM! Put catalyst in oven Bump him till ready Return to system He is gone and I am sad Guess I will go nap Next day, he is there Says in local he missed me Retreiver goes pop CONCORDOKKEN! POP! Poor cat, didn't stand chance Both strips survived Tell guy ten million And then he can mine in peace Don't stiff the pirate He abuses me I guess it is time for war Start the vote and wait Corp closes guy move. Joins corp thirty jumps away Sucks to be him. Yarr! -- Does a lot of shooting for a miner. I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 20:06:00 - [78] Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?)
Silver Sheath	Posted - 2007.04.09 21:12:00 - [79] Originally by: Zhett Haukes Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?) Actually you Used one too many in the In the very last line It, however, is Not a structured system though Do it how you want I like the style Five seven five for me Marvel at my e-Peen
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 21:23:00 - [80] Originally by: Silver Sheath Originally by: Zhett Haukes Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?) Actually you Used one too many in the In the very last line It, however, is Not a structured system though Do it how you want I like the style Five seven five for me Marvel at my e-Peen I wasn't sure if the third line fitted in five thank you for the tips
Silver Sheath	Posted - 2007.04.09 23:42:00 - [81] Originally by: Zhett Haukes I wasn't sure if the third line fitted in five thank you for the tips You are so welcome I never liked poetry I fail sometimes too
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.10 08:18:00 - [82] Edited by: Zhett Haukes on 10/04/2007 08:14:22 piracy is key we are digressing from this lets get back on track
Handon Guild Exotic Dancers Club Eternal Rapture	Posted - 2007.04.10 09:32:00 - [83] all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.10 11:03:00 - [84] failed to get the main haiku concept have you five seven five always
Dionisius Gallente Ordem dos Templarios Te-Ka	Posted - 2007.04.10 11:15:00 - [85] Neutral enters local Computer targets ship Rounds come out of weapon Neutral ship goes boom! Pod stays around Scrambler becomes alive Weapons speaks by itself Squish! _______________________ What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
Black Torment Caldari Black Omega Security	Posted - 2007.04.10 12:54:00 - [86] Can I break the rules and use limericks? There was an old pirate called kublai Who promised never to scam or lie I took the risk, now she has all my isk God damn that pirate is sly... *not a true story
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.10 13:33:00 - [87] Originally by: Black Torment Can I break the rules and use limericks? There was an old pirate called kublai Who promised never to scam or lie I took the risk, now she has all my isk God damn that pirate is sly... *not a true story Or a true statement brb, flame war Fight against log off tactics to protect your space from isk farmers!
Thomas Maleficus Caldari all professions	Posted - 2007.04.10 14:06:00 - [88] I approach the gate I jump into blinky reds I just crapped my pod Give us your iskies We will kill you if you don't I replied with smack Target the closest Fire all missles and drones now One died so did I Pirates laugh out loud My pod warps to the station I'll bring uber alt For threatening pies They scram and pop my pod quick Sent home by clone vat Don't be such a noob Pay the ransom or you lose Bum raped by pirates This is all fiction But closely mirrors real EVE Pirates have to laugh
Devian 666 Ocean Dynamics Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.04.10 22:16:00 - [89] Originally by: Thread Winner Originally by: Devian 666 Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? This thread is about pies Not for you C.O.A.D guys Take this elsewhere please Locking onto hauler Fire! Splat! Angry bears incoming Command, ceptor, e-ghat "If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground"
Malcore Trisus SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.10 22:31:00 - [90] a nyx on the gate smartbombs fly at me now im in a pod

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