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Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:38:00 - [1] Since we had so much fun in the gone yarring thread. Let's have a dedicated haiku thread woot woot Your standard true haiku has 17 syllables with 5 in the first and last lines and 7 in the middle line. Anything close to that will do. Noobs mines in lowsec Evil pirate come with big ship Noob's ISK gone he quit Yes I don't make haikus much but I will submit whatever I can muster. Have fun everyone. Thread will be really fun Pirates should try to post here Share tales in haiku
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:54:00 - [2] I post in this thread Because Altrex told me to on my MSN
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:56:00 - [3] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 04/04/2007 21:53:37 Originally by: TheHumanity I post in this thread Because Altrex told me to on my MSN Caught... TheHumanity Is an alt of someone Don your tinfoil hat
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 21:59:00 - [4] Oh dear Lord tinfoil Who could I be? Blacklight? Molle? Or maybe Oveur...
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:01:00 - [5] Originally by: TheHumanity Oh dear Lord tinfoil Who could I be? Blacklight? Molle? Or maybe Oveur... Alright lets keep this post on topic m8
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:07:00 - [6] Winter brightens up In spring, carebears come to play They gonna get raped
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:11:00 - [7] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 04/04/2007 22:07:54 Here's one about us trying to nab a BoB freighter and me losing my first Hurricane as our dictor wasn't on the gate in time and I got first scram Which of course made me primary for his escort. BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:12:00 - [8] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped Look at it this way You probably just owned By a dev. Cool, huh?
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:14:00 - [9] Originally by: TheHumanity Originally by: Altrex Stoppel BoB Obelisk jumps I scram and cyno is dropped Hel come I get raped Look at it this way You probably just owned By a dev. Cool, huh? I like haiku thread I do not want it modded Please refrain from that
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:15:00 - [10] Sorry Altrex mate I couldn't resist the joke Felt so natural
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:16:00 - [11] Originally by: TheHumanity Sorry Altrex mate I couldn't resist the joke Felt so natural It's OK my freind I just dont want you banned...again We need more posters...
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:17:00 - [12] Like the sweet flowers That grow in spring. My posting Will wither and die
Ice Conch Exit 13	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:23:00 - [13] Humanity is a scrapheap poster, he is the *********
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:26:00 - [14] A tribute to the Goons (love you guys ) The Swarm of Goon frigates They blot out the sun in EvE fofofofofo
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:28:00 - [15] Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:23:58 They block out the sun? Not really a problem for We shall die in the shade
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:30:00 - [16] Originally by: TheHumanity Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:23:58 They block out the sun? Not really a problem for We shall die in the shade Im waiting for Molle to reply with something like The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement (aka the Avatar DD)
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:31:00 - [17] C&P is here COAD every where Mods are slacking off
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:32:00 - [18] Originally by: Thread Winner C&P is here COAD every where Mods are slacking off Good point lets keep this thread on topic...more war stories in haiku form!
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:33:00 - [19] Pirates make haiku Jimer is amused by what he started Exploring lowsec Drop probe, scan now hurry Align and watch local
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [20] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement Goon is no threat No industrial backbone For there are no goons
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [21] Sigs here get the nerf Sigs over there are rule free Yay hypocrisy
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:34:00 - [22] Anyway, I think We should get back on topic CAOD sucks
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:35:00 - [23] Originally by: TheHumanity Originally by: Altrex Stoppel The GoonSwarm cometh No worry to Band of Brother For we have Judgement Goon is no threat No industrial backbone For there are no goons Go away alt troll We don't want your jibba jabba fool This is C & P
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:36:00 - [24] The patch came to EVE Set a long running skill your settings are gone
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:37:00 - [25] Edited by: TheHumanity on 04/04/2007 22:33:34 Patch was done very fast Server came up soon, although WTS: Crystals
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:39:00 - [26] Got ganked at gate Put bounty on pirate swine Why is he laughing?
TheHumanity	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:41:00 - [27] Originally by: Jimer Lins Got ganked at gate Put bounty on pirate swine Why is he laughing? I had a bounty But I had a long journey Thus, podjump express
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:43:00 - [28] BC engaged Thorax gone up in flames Damn Ammarian
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:44:00 - [29] Originally by: Jimer Lins Pirates make haiku Jimer is amused by what he started The haikus are fun What else can I really say? They make you think hard
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:50:00 - [30] Mining solo in .3 pirate warps in and I wish my barge moved faster
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 22:52:00 - [31] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 04/04/2007 22:51:47 Originally by: TheHumanity Originally by: Altrex Stoppel The haikus are fun What else can I really say? They make you think hard Yes Haiku is fun But just thinking is not all that they can make hard Shiny new Hulk mining Suicide gankers come with Smartbombing battleships
Bardi MecAuldnis Amarr Pirates of Destruction Union Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:07:00 - [32] Edited by: Bardi MecAuldnis on 04/04/2007 23:04:44 Noobies jump through gate Battleships armed with smartbombs oh **** they are dead Edit: Alternate version Noobies jump through gate Battleships armed with smartbombs go whine on forums --- Hey hey let's go kenka suru! Taisetsuna mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so lets fighting! LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!!!
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:10:00 - [33] 7 second lock Fast Shots into the capsule Meet Refrigerator
phishstik Gallente Hammer Of Light	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:20:00 - [34] Edited by: phishstik on 04/04/2007 23:16:54 the interdictor its weak, and takes months to train they all just log off
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:24:00 - [35] EVE its a Great Game But they are slow to fix things Much like molasses
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:44:00 - [36] Originally by: phishstik Edited by: phishstik on 04/04/2007 23:16:54 the interdictor its weak, and takes months to train they all just log off Patch came recently Logging in bubble is fixed It will not save you
Torhas Veto.	Posted - 2007.04.04 23:53:00 - [37] The Sanguine Legion Was the first corp to create haikus on Eve-O you all suck Your signature is inappropriate, please email us to find out why -Sahwoolo ([email protected])
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.05 00:05:00 - [38] Originally by: Torhas The Sanguine Legion Was the first corp to create haikus on Eve-O you all suck Hey there clueless troll We don't give a ** about Them starting Haikus It's great when you can't start your own thread without someone flaming you in some way. Grow the ** up Torhas.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.05 00:08:00 - [39] Recent Adventures in Placid: Look At This Poor Noob Lasers on a catalyst Hear him scream and pop What is up with him? Ratting in an osprey, huh? Bad Life Decision Eleven Days Old Why is he in a Vexor? One Drone, Four Rails, Pop. -- I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.05 00:10:00 - [40] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Recent Adventures in Placid: Look At This Poor Noob Lasers on a catalyst Hear him scream and pop What is up with him? Ratting in an osprey, huh? Bad Life Decision Eleven Days Old Why is he in a Vexor? One Drone, Four Rails, Pop. -- I've joined the dark side, they had cookies. I like them
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.05 00:35:00 - [41] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Originally by: phishstik Edited by: phishstik on 04/04/2007 23:16:54 the interdictor its weak, and takes months to train they all just log off Patch came recently Logging in bubble is fixed It will not save you You are wrong as there Was a huge thread over on general About the logsploits
Stakhanov Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.05 00:38:00 - [42] Probed an old friend He whines that we ransom him Need to gank him more
Torhas Veto.	Posted - 2007.04.05 01:39:00 - [43] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Originally by: Torhas The Sanguine Legion Was the first corp to create haikus on Eve-O you all suck Hey there clueless troll We don't give a ** about Them starting Haikus It's great when you can't start your own thread without someone flaming you in some way. Grow the ** up Torhas. Learn to recognize a joke when you see one Your signature is inappropriate, please email us to find out why -Sahwoolo ([email protected])
Radoslav Pirs The Movement	Posted - 2007.04.05 01:50:00 - [44] just read a skimmed the thread - haven't seen a haiku yet. Just writing something in the "haiku form" doesn't really make it a haiku. But don't let me spoil your fun, please continue.
Kirex Gallente Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.05 03:15:00 - [45] I warp scram your ship My nos, damps, and drones *****you Domi for the win Click above for my killboard stats.
Dhaikin Lharoud Caldari Silent Solitude	Posted - 2007.04.05 03:18:00 - [46] Ratting in a belt anxiously scoop the prize civilian shield booster
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.05 04:38:00 - [47] Originally by: Torhas Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Originally by: Torhas The Sanguine Legion Was the first corp to create haikus on Eve-O you all suck Hey there clueless troll We don't give a ** about Them starting Haikus It's great when you can't start your own thread without someone flaming you in some way. Grow the ** up Torhas. Learn to recognize a joke when you see one Nothing in that post screams joke to me or most likely anyone else besides yourself. Perhaps learn to be more sarcastic? Sorry for the harsh words though.
Selim Smack Fleet	Posted - 2007.04.05 04:59:00 - [48] Edited by: Selim on 05/04/2007 04:56:12 Look, a CNR! Can't wait to see all the loot Damn, all t1 fit
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.04.05 05:08:00 - [49] I passed in local A 5.0 SNIGG member I went to sleep crying
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.05 05:08:00 - [50] Edited by: Altrex Stoppel on 05/04/2007 05:04:30 Originally by: Selim Edited by: Selim on 05/04/2007 04:56:12 Look, a CNR! Can't wait to see all the loot Damn, all t1 fit Reminds me when you were in Star Fraction and we were in G-G . Star Fraction coming Wrayeth is in their large gang Machariel comes Just a salute to Wrayeth and how I always saw him flying a faction fitted Mach. Balls the size of planets
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.04.05 05:18:00 - [51] I might as well in good fun . from Wrayeth's point of view Look, an empty can! My Machariel will pwn Holy ****, CONCORD!
Requiescat The Legion. Requiem-Aeternam	Posted - 2007.04.05 05:50:00 - [52] Originally by: Sakura Nihil I passed in local A 5.0 SNIGG member I went to sleep crying a 5.0 snigg? this is blasphemy, this is madness, this is EVE Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse So make your move and plead the fifth, 'cause you can't plead the first
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.05 06:24:00 - [53] Originally by: Sakura Nihil I might as well in good fun . from Wrayeth's point of view Look, an empty can! My Machariel will pwn Holy ****, CONCORD! I remember talking to him about that. Did his petition ever go through?
Goonsquisher	Posted - 2007.04.05 06:33:00 - [54] Your balls in my fist, A ransom for all your isk, The podmail is free :)
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.04.05 11:07:00 - [55] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Originally by: Sakura Nihil I might as well in good fun . from Wrayeth's point of view Look, an empty can! My Machariel will pwn Holy ****, CONCORD! I remember talking to him about that. Did his petition ever go through? Not that I'm aware of . Talk about 3-4b isk down the drain due to a 'feature'.
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.05 12:19:00 - [56] Originally by: Radoslav Pirs just read a skimmed the thread - haven't seen a haiku yet. Just writing something in the "haiku form" doesn't really make it a haiku. But don't let me spoil your fun, please continue. Lol, Wut?
Lovmi Tiend'r Kudzu Collective	Posted - 2007.04.05 15:25:00 - [57] Edited by: Lovmi Tiend''r on 05/04/2007 15:29:17 Edited by: Lovmi Tiend''r on 05/04/2007 15:24:10 Spotted ratting Absolution is target FTZ Standings? Sabre is a blast! Bubbles, AC's, MWD Why am I primary? Sitting on a gate Why Won't anyone come play? Sabre is scary? L4x is quiet Beware! Gate Activation! AE make GF
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.04.05 15:38:00 - [58] Lone pirate hunted caught, scrambled, webbed. A pod warps Like seeds in a storm. Tassi> INFOD members kill people in low security space to destroy their precious ships.
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.05 16:24:00 - [59] More Adventures In Placid: Retreiver sits there Think he is safe in high sec? Suicide neut cat. -- Does a lot of shooting for a miner. I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.05 21:47:00 - [60] 80 mill cloaker Mining op in the main belt Surprise Butsecks
jizzmonkey	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:36:00 - [61] Edited by: **monkey on 05/04/2007 22:33:03 Of course i pirate Oh, how i want your stuff Will happily maim
Celine Tap	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:50:00 - [62] plagiarism time i murdered a man he had a wife and two kids i slept peacefully
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.05 23:27:00 - [63] Originally by: Celine Tap plagiarism time i murdered a man he had a wife and two kids i slept peacefully Haikus are fun but Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator Stolen from a t-shirt
DarkElf Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.04.05 23:43:00 - [64] I whole heartadly approve of this thread. altho i'm not nearly poetic enough to come up with my own little thingy, i love it. wait, was that more than 17 syllables? dam DE courtesy of Raggii
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.06 02:54:00 - [65] Today on the forums: Duke of C&P Failing in the arts of rhyme Also cannot count -- Does a lot of shooting for a miner. I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.04.06 05:22:00 - [66] Pirate goes pew-pew. Miner in belt goes do-do. I like to pew-pew. Oh my god,what's that? I need my tinfoil hat. BoB Titan went splat.
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.06 05:30:00 - [67] Originally by: Tecknoblaze Pirate goes pew-pew. Miner in belt goes do-do. I like to pew-pew. Oh my god,what's that? I need my tinfoil hat. BoB Titan went splat. RED ALERT COAD RELATED DISCUSSION DETECTED ARM THREAD NERFING TORPEDOES AWAITING MOD PERMISSION TO FIRE realizes there are no mods in C&P cries himself to sleep
Tecknoblaze	Posted - 2007.04.06 06:17:00 - [68] You seem to whine much. Maybe you will quit eve. Can I have your stuff?

Conuion Meow Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.04.09 03:51:00 - [69] Mods in C&P Much like like a PVE nyx Heard of, rarely seen Forum Rules \| E-Mail us! (Report a bad post) \| Sexeh CRC Website! aka Onion -Eldo That was my nick for him :( - Cortes

Devian 666 Ocean Dynamics Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.04.09 07:12:00 - [70] Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? "If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground"
Neal Cassady Mutually Assured Distraction	Posted - 2007.04.09 13:06:00 - [71] great c&p thread at last we have fan writing sort of worth reading my sig got primaried and one-volleyed
Clipped Wings Gallente LFC Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2007.04.09 13:58:00 - [72] Ode to the would-be pirates unwilling to face loss; Flying through low-sec Jolly Roger flag hoisted Pillage, plunder, kill Victim found in belt Oblivious to peril Soon to be piece-meal Wait, he's firing back? Noes, precious pirate ship gone This sucks, I quit EVE. As a little tongue-in cheek from the other side of a pirate's guns ;) Wasn't there a haiku thread not too long ago, btw? -Clipped Wings of LFC "I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
Stakhanov Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 15:27:00 - [73] Originally by: Tecknoblaze You seem to whine much. Maybe you will quit eve. Can I have your stuff? Win !
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.09 16:15:00 - [74] Originally by: Clipped Wings Wasn't there a haiku thread not too long ago, btw? yes but its gone Mods came in with their e-dong Now it is locked
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.09 16:17:00 - [75] Originally by: Devian 666 Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? This thread is about pies Not for you C.O.A.D guys Take this elsewhere please
Jimer Lins Gallente Sanctuary	Posted - 2007.04.09 18:29:00 - [76] Exploring is fun Find a strong hit warp to it Battleships hit hard
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Vendetta Incorporated	Posted - 2007.04.09 19:45:00 - [77] More adventures in placid: Two month old pilots Sporting a new retreiver And a big indy He is macroing Mining omber peacefully Boy that makes me mad Little incursus Bumping hauler and barge Just venting, no more. Get a PC, hmm? Guy asks not to kill him I think WTF? Ask for half mil isk Feeling generous and kind Make a quick buck Guy says he is poor Will sell omber to make cash And pay me with that I was going to bed I say pay me in 12 hour Or retreiver pop He didn't pay. BUM! Put catalyst in oven Bump him till ready Return to system He is gone and I am sad Guess I will go nap Next day, he is there Says in local he missed me Retreiver goes pop CONCORDOKKEN! POP! Poor cat, didn't stand chance Both strips survived Tell guy ten million And then he can mine in peace Don't stiff the pirate He abuses me I guess it is time for war Start the vote and wait Corp closes guy move. Joins corp thirty jumps away Sucks to be him. Yarr! -- Does a lot of shooting for a miner. I've joined the dark side, they had cookies.
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 20:06:00 - [78] Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?)
Silver Sheath	Posted - 2007.04.09 21:12:00 - [79] Originally by: Zhett Haukes Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?) Actually you Used one too many in the In the very last line It, however, is Not a structured system though Do it how you want I like the style Five seven five for me Marvel at my e-Peen
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.09 21:23:00 - [80] Originally by: Silver Sheath Originally by: Zhett Haukes Gonna give this a go: I go hunting bears I hope they have faction loot to make me very rich (is very 1 or 2 sils...?) Actually you Used one too many in the In the very last line It, however, is Not a structured system though Do it how you want I like the style Five seven five for me Marvel at my e-Peen I wasn't sure if the third line fitted in five thank you for the tips
Silver Sheath	Posted - 2007.04.09 23:42:00 - [81] Originally by: Zhett Haukes I wasn't sure if the third line fitted in five thank you for the tips You are so welcome I never liked poetry I fail sometimes too
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.10 08:18:00 - [82] Edited by: Zhett Haukes on 10/04/2007 08:14:22 piracy is key we are digressing from this lets get back on track
Handon Guild Exotic Dancers Club Eternal Rapture	Posted - 2007.04.10 09:32:00 - [83] all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Zhett Haukes Shih Yang Tong	Posted - 2007.04.10 11:03:00 - [84] failed to get the main haiku concept have you five seven five always
Dionisius Gallente Ordem dos Templarios Te-Ka	Posted - 2007.04.10 11:15:00 - [85] Neutral enters local Computer targets ship Rounds come out of weapon Neutral ship goes boom! Pod stays around Scrambler becomes alive Weapons speaks by itself Squish! _______________________ What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
Black Torment Caldari Black Omega Security	Posted - 2007.04.10 12:54:00 - [86] Can I break the rules and use limericks? There was an old pirate called kublai Who promised never to scam or lie I took the risk, now she has all my isk God damn that pirate is sly... *not a true story
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.10 13:33:00 - [87] Originally by: Black Torment Can I break the rules and use limericks? There was an old pirate called kublai Who promised never to scam or lie I took the risk, now she has all my isk God damn that pirate is sly... *not a true story Or a true statement brb, flame war Fight against log off tactics to protect your space from isk farmers!
Thomas Maleficus Caldari all professions	Posted - 2007.04.10 14:06:00 - [88] I approach the gate I jump into blinky reds I just crapped my pod Give us your iskies We will kill you if you don't I replied with smack Target the closest Fire all missles and drones now One died so did I Pirates laugh out loud My pod warps to the station I'll bring uber alt For threatening pies They scram and pop my pod quick Sent home by clone vat Don't be such a noob Pay the ransom or you lose Bum raped by pirates This is all fiction But closely mirrors real EVE Pirates have to laugh
Devian 666 Ocean Dynamics Dark Matter Coalition	Posted - 2007.04.10 22:16:00 - [89] Originally by: Thread Winner Originally by: Devian 666 Titan uber pvp Portal used to jump freighters? Why did bob do that? This thread is about pies Not for you C.O.A.D guys Take this elsewhere please Locking onto hauler Fire! Splat! Angry bears incoming Command, ceptor, e-ghat "If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground"
Malcore Trisus SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.10 22:31:00 - [90] a nyx on the gate smartbombs fly at me now im in a pod
Ren Tales Null Horizon Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2007.04.11 08:53:00 - [91] I see a bantam mining in a belt alone pop goes the weasel autocannons blaze tearing armor to ribbons man, carebears die quick ----
Flamewave Crimson Moon Society	Posted - 2007.04.11 09:23:00 - [92] This is a story From my time in back in Scorn. Goes kinda like this: I killed a miner. I blew up his retriever. We were at war, lol.
Baji Core Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.11 22:12:00 - [93] Badger so peaceful He takes his wares to market Blasters! Not so rich. --- You Privateer scum You all use grief tactics, nubs Oh hey wait, my ship!
Tribalist	Posted - 2007.04.12 01:01:00 - [94] My Tribute to the GANKER.... A Cold Space Explodes Cascading Evil Stirs Falls, Burning With Light My Tribute to the Ganked.... This Young Dream Hardens Delicate Spirit Runs Laughs To Escape Death
Altrex Stoppel SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.12 01:12:00 - [95] Originally by: Malcore Trisus a nyx on the gate smartbombs fly at me now im in a pod Hey hey there Malcore Glad to see you in my thread Hope we get pew pew Originally by: ISD Mod-hango (talking about SNOWY) It's a pirate corp, deployed near the amarr gates.
Thread Winner Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.04.12 02:04:00 - [96] Originally by: Ren Tales I see a bantam mining in a belt alone pop goes the weasel autocannons blaze tearing armor to ribbons man, carebears die quick Watching you hump veld On your alt anyways lollercoaster Fight against log off tactics to protect your space from isk farmers!
Aria Jenneth Caldari Ghost Festival	Posted - 2007.04.12 02:38:00 - [97] Too many pirates, A corp where I need to live. "How much to set blue?" With a deal now struck, I mustn't tempt treachery. Stay friends, but don't trust.
profuse	Posted - 2007.04.12 07:07:00 - [98] launch drones, engage nos micro, approach, spam blasters ah, gallente wins fit nanos on phoon oh noes it beat my domi! nerf minmatar plz What? I'm not bitter.
Malcore Trisus SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.04.12 07:14:00 - [99] Originally by: Altrex Stoppel Originally by: Malcore Trisus a nyx on the gate smartbombs fly at me now im in a pod Hey hey there Malcore Glad to see you in my thread Hope we get pew pew much pew pew these days up in the heart of fountain check the killboard now
s4mp3r0r ZiTek Deepspace Explorations Prime Orbital Systems	Posted - 2007.04.12 15:15:00 - [100] Edited by: s4mp3r0r on 12/04/2007 15:13:02 attempts with my own pirate experiences, getting ganked. first time blown-up 2003, burn eden ganks me hard gehi not safe! bistot bestower miss mayhem spots me, CFS where? ow noes, woe is me travelling through emp privateers dec unhealthy caldari burial tpar moonparked shin-ra finds, full implant head cost 470 Mill, i cry shield disappearing, hull burning, launch escape-pod, still scrambled, this sucks
Azirapheal Amarr Ore Mongers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.04.12 22:47:00 - [101] this is a templar an amarr fighter used by carrier XD
Militis Kolosok Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.13 04:47:00 - [102] Warp scrambler online Hull hit points remain no more All hope is gone now
Militis Kolosok Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.13 04:48:00 - [103] Quote: Watching you hump veld On your alt anyways lollercoaster That freaking rules :)

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