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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:05:00 -
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Janks here, with a beeftip with gravy to pick with the pilot known as Kelly O'Conner.
Her name is her shame, and Janks will not hide it!
On 5.11.2007 at 15:09, Kelly O'Conner bought 3 Small Shield Extenders II's in Jita. She didn't care who was selling them, where they received them from, what color they came in... nothing - selfishly purchased these goods on the market simply because they were the cheapest.
Was it worth it Kelly?! Did you save enough isk for your conchi..concoiu...con... mental state?! Did you not once, or twice, think to yourself WHY they were so cheap?
Janks is a pirate, Kelly (if that is your real name). He makes his living selling the spoils of his battles, and Kelllleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, you further encourage Janks's anti-social behavior by doing exactly what you did. Janks didn't learn his lessons, Janks didn't realize what he did was wrong and he should be a good Pilot, because you gave him the reward for his bad behavior. Since when did anyone think it's right to reward bad behavior?! For shame.
Not only did you fail in making a pirate a better person for the entire universe, but you also encouraged him to continue to pirate. More people are going to be hurt Kelly, because of what you did.
Janks waited a few days just to prove this.
With your blood money, Janks purchases some missiles, and set off and destroyed yet another ship, a hauler to be exact. They were angry, but Janks said Janks was sorry, it wasn't his fault - it was KELLY'S FAULT. They got your name now Kelly, they are angry at you, not Janks, because they understand Janks is not at fault. They told the Janks they had friends to take care of Kelly - and they let their friends down. Janks found out a total of 8 people have been affected thanks to that hauler being blown to bits with YOUR BLOOD MONEY, KEEEEEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY.
You didn't think about that when you were looking around in Jita, thinking of just buying whatever ol' shield extender II's, did you?! You didn't even give a thought. You should be ashamed.
Not only did you encourage Janks to pirate again, which he did, you now have set back a small blossoming corporation from setting out happy into space to perhaps work very hard to bring bonifide legitimate goods for everyone in this universe. Who knows, maybe they had a way to provide cheaper shield modules that you could have used.. too late to know now, isn't it?!
You know, your purchases have consquenceses Kellllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, which you didn't think of.
You make Janks sick with your irresponsiblity and inability to make the universe a happier shiney place with rainbows and songs and fluffy candy. Next time Janks kills, he'll be sure to tell them not to be mad at Janks, be mad at KELLY O'CONNER, and they will be, because thanks to you, everyone's blood will be on your hands.
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:07:00 -
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Yeah. :)
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J Ripper
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:08:00 -
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Can I have your stuff ?? 
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Templer Relleg
Exit 13
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:09:00 -
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EPIC failure Kelly O'Conner! I cant forgive you!
 
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
Requiem of Hades
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:13:00 -
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Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
We can't fight killers.
We can't monopoly market.
We are always at their end of the stick. 
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Vitrael
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:27:00 -
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 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
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Ryushe
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:29:00 -
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Janks for president!
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1  The new version sucks.
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Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose
Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:32:00 -
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If you pick on Kelly, my personal exotic dancer, you are already dead, you just don't know it yet. And it's KELLY O'CONNOR
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Ling Xiao
Prism Project Technologies
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Ryushe
Janks for president!
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Yes 
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Gen Kumon
Caldari
The Wrathe Shipyards
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:43:00 -
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..hahaha. You are many thing, Janks, but boring is never one of them. This thread delivers.
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Active1313
Caldari
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1 The new version sucks.
/signed
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Jinx Barker
GFB Scientific
Interstellar Corporate Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:48:00 -
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Another quality thread from Yblarbo Janks.
Keep em coming.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:58:00 -
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I love you Janks
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Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:09:00 -
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But...but...I like fluffy candy ;-; thanks alot Kelly
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J4m Z
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:12:00 -
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posting in yet another epic thread by the janks.
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:38:00 -
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janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies
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Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: SiJira
janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies
So he is running for public office...
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Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:47:00 -
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I approve of and/or endorse this product or service. 
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:50:00 -
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Janks posts always make me smile 
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Hygron Pyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:29:00 -
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Mr. Janks did the right thing by telling us the truth.
Shame on you Kelly OŚConner!
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JoCool
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:31:00 -
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I want the same that Mr Janks had!
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Janu Hull
Originally by: SiJira
janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies
So he is running for public office...
I would vote
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Deckard Bishop
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:38:00 -
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another insta-classic!
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Ethan Hunte
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:42:00 -
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im doing a thesis on eve online, could someone tell me what the OP is really speaking of? Someone buying loot he got from pirating?
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Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Ethan Hunte
im doing a thesis on eve online, could someone tell me what the OP is really speaking of? Someone buying loot he got from pirating?
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:51:00 -
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\o/ Janks post!
Now we just need a Kelly post to make it uberness of a new level!
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:55:00 -
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I welcome the Janks as my Evil Overlord.
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.05.14 22:06:00 -
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And so Janks posts again, and the forums are suddenly a better place.
<3 Janks.
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Yarek Balear
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 22:40:00 -
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I laughed.... not just because it was funny, but with the knowledge that we have Janks and you do not !!! 
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