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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Veto. Academy
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 01:13:00 -
[31]
A Janks thread is happy sunshine peeking through these rather cloudy forums  .
And Ms Spitfire....I used to have your autograph in my EvE mailbox as one of the more interesting EvE personalities....
Not anymore...
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 01:23:00 -
[32]
I feel sympathy for Kelly. I'm sure the didn't want that. 
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Bjoern Bitter
Exit 13
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:01:00 -
[33]
Janks 4TW 
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Bjoern Bitter
Exit 13
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sMoKe AU
FactorMax
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:14:00 -
[34]
Much love janks |
Amber Leonne
Gallente
New Eden Technical Institutes
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:16:00 -
[35]
Wasn't what I was expecting it to be, and I'm amused 
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari
Royal Hiigaran Navy
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:07:00 -
[36]
Kellllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |
Haks'he Lirky
8th
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:37:00 -
[37]
Teh Janks for president!
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:38:00 -
[38]
Very well then Janks. To admit you have a problem is the first step on the road to reform. It is your wellbeing I have in mind as I hearby offer to take any further pirated booty off your hands free of charge.
You will no longer suffer endless nights tossing and turning as you attempt to come to terms with the fact that you have made a criminal out of another innocent carebear. No longer will you need to worry about your stolen merchandise going out into the world and corrupting the unsuspecting, merely because they purchased dodgy goods from the market.
It will be such a load off your mind, freeing you up to get back to ruthlessly exterminating those who cross your path without the knock on effect and the circle of corruption this engenders in the community.
But How? I hear you cry.
The solution is simple. I am willing to recieve your stolen goods and dispose of them at no charge to your fine self. Thats right-NO CHARGE!! I will take whatever it is off your hands and you can rest easy knowing it did not cause a single innocent carebear to become and unwitting accesory to piracy.
Why I am I doing this for you? Well...its because I care about the community here in EVE and feel that people such as Kelley deserve protection from the corrupting forces at work all around them!
I care!!
So send me that shiny loot and your problems are over.
F4T4L Recruitment |
Milo Deadstar
Minmatar
Exit 13
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 08:09:00 -
[39]
Exit 13 officialy condemns Kelly O'Connor for her support of terrorism and in particular Janks 
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Kelly O'Connor
Minmatar
ReallyPissedOff
Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:21:00 -
[40]
The devil made me do it!
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Charlie Crocodile
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:24:00 -
[41]
This thread ticks all the right boxes
10/10 to you Sir!
CC
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:34:00 -
[42]
 Originally by: Kelly O'Connor
The devil made me do it!
Stone him! 
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Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |
MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:40:00 -
[43]
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
THIS IS TRUTH
REMIND ME TO TAKE IN THE LAUNDRY BEFORE IT STARTS TO RAIN |
Tonkin
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:58:00 -
[44]
i went to school with a girl called kelly o'conner.
she was evil bck then lol and little bit of a teachers pet heheh.
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Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:07:00 -
[45]
No rainbows? No songs? No fluffy candy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
oh and Janks threads ftw \o/
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Malcanis
High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:07:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
We can't fight killers.
We can't monopoly market.
We are always at their end of the stick. 
Why do you think anyone buys the stuff you make?
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Thut'ankh Amon
Exit 13
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:20:00 -
[47]
I love Janks posts
Originally by: Noluck Ned
*Notify* Concord is on their way to help you, just hang in there, they are waiting for overlord to respawn |
doctorstupid2
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:33:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Originally by: Kelly O'Connor
The devil made me do it!
Stone him!
BURN THE WITCH! BURN HEERRRRRR!
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Victor Valka
Caldari
Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:59:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Nerogk Shorn
Kellllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
You! Stop trying to create (another) EVE meme! 
Janks, you're the sort of man I would pick up a bar of soap for if you happened to drop it while in a shower. 
Originally by: Diana Marc
Notice that BoB is agreeing with RA's concern. That's like Elrond and Sauron agreeing to reduce carbon emissions.
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Cygnus Zhada
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:19:00 -
[50]
11/10
Fun read hehe
Yes, I use lasers, please stop laughing in the back. |
Koba Kyogen
Advocates
The Makhai
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:25:00 -
[51]
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1  The new version sucks.
the new jenny does suck.
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait
we are screwed. delaying startup again.
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DarkElf
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:30:00 -
[52]
<3
DE
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Charlie Narda
Caldari
DEATH'S LEGION
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:57:00 -
[53]
It is not the Pirate's Fault that they Pirate. It's the fact that the pirate's victims let themselves get blown up. When a pirate blows up their first ship, they becomes addicted to it.
Therefore, its never the Pirate's Fault, it is the victims because they let themselves get Blown up.
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:06:00 -
[54]
Vote for The Janks!
E-ON Awards Fiction writer of the year!
>>> THE BEAUTY OF NEW EDEN <<<
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Lucy Light
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:19:00 -
[55]
i would vote too
Lucy, under the street Light
- Everytime you shoot me, CCP kills a carebear.
- Could somebody please think of the carebears? |
Godar Marak
Amarr
Return Of Red Dawn
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:27:00 -
[56]
Its probably a language barriers, but wheres the punchline/funny bits?
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Cant we all just get along?
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 13:03:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Kelly O'Connor
The devil made me do it!
Ah, Kelly. Janks sees you have not changed. Janks told you to take accountability for your actions, and yet - you blame the Devil !?
If you believe in the Devil, then surely you believe in God, Kelly. This pressure on your consh..conci...brain must be much worse than Janks first assumed, for now you realize that one day, your clone will fail you, and you will be judged for your actions of aiding in the spiralistic downfall of a pirate, the lives you crushed thanks to him using your blood money.
Janks would feel sorry for you, but he is already torn on the inside, the inside Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeey, and he doesn't think he can ever recover from this traumatic experience.
* sigh *
Janks wishes there was hope for you, but well, he knows how them Minmatarian chicks are.
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Roshan longshot
Gallente
Ordos Humanitas
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.15 15:07:00 -
[58]
For Shame Kelly, you should have supported the over priced Tech II market and not feed blood money to poor Janks.
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
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Cornchips
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.15 15:10:00 -
[59]
OMG....now I have to clean my fracking monitor! Reading that made my spew pepsi all over it.
And /signed.....New Jenny sux 
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Ishina Fel
Caldari
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.05.15 16:30:00 -
[60]
And I still want Janks on EVE-TV.
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