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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:05:00 -
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Janks here, with a beeftip with gravy to pick with the pilot known as Kelly O'Conner.
Her name is her shame, and Janks will not hide it!
On 5.11.2007 at 15:09, Kelly O'Conner bought 3 Small Shield Extenders II's in Jita. She didn't care who was selling them, where they received them from, what color they came in... nothing - selfishly purchased these goods on the market simply because they were the cheapest.
Was it worth it Kelly?! Did you save enough isk for your conchi..concoiu...con... mental state?! Did you not once, or twice, think to yourself WHY they were so cheap?
Janks is a pirate, Kelly (if that is your real name). He makes his living selling the spoils of his battles, and Kelllleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, you further encourage Janks's anti-social behavior by doing exactly what you did. Janks didn't learn his lessons, Janks didn't realize what he did was wrong and he should be a good Pilot, because you gave him the reward for his bad behavior. Since when did anyone think it's right to reward bad behavior?! For shame.
Not only did you fail in making a pirate a better person for the entire universe, but you also encouraged him to continue to pirate. More people are going to be hurt Kelly, because of what you did.
Janks waited a few days just to prove this.
With your blood money, Janks purchases some missiles, and set off and destroyed yet another ship, a hauler to be exact. They were angry, but Janks said Janks was sorry, it wasn't his fault - it was KELLY'S FAULT. They got your name now Kelly, they are angry at you, not Janks, because they understand Janks is not at fault. They told the Janks they had friends to take care of Kelly - and they let their friends down. Janks found out a total of 8 people have been affected thanks to that hauler being blown to bits with YOUR BLOOD MONEY, KEEEEEEELLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY.
You didn't think about that when you were looking around in Jita, thinking of just buying whatever ol' shield extender II's, did you?! You didn't even give a thought. You should be ashamed.
Not only did you encourage Janks to pirate again, which he did, you now have set back a small blossoming corporation from setting out happy into space to perhaps work very hard to bring bonifide legitimate goods for everyone in this universe. Who knows, maybe they had a way to provide cheaper shield modules that you could have used.. too late to know now, isn't it?!
You know, your purchases have consquenceses Kellllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, which you didn't think of.
You make Janks sick with your irresponsiblity and inability to make the universe a happier shiney place with rainbows and songs and fluffy candy. Next time Janks kills, he'll be sure to tell them not to be mad at Janks, be mad at KELLY O'CONNER, and they will be, because thanks to you, everyone's blood will be on your hands.
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:07:00 -
[2]

Yeah. :)
--- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |

J Ripper
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:08:00 -
[3]
Can I have your stuff ?? 
my sig: --- Jon Johansen --- |

Templer Relleg
Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:09:00 -
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EPIC failure Kelly O'Conner! I cant forgive you!
 
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari Requiem of Hades
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:13:00 -
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Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
We can't fight killers. We can't monopoly market. We are always at their end of the stick.  --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |

Vitrael
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
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Ryushe
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:29:00 -
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Janks for president! Classic post 
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1 The new version sucks. --- My sig has gone into exile |

Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:32:00 -
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If you pick on Kelly, my personal exotic dancer, you are already dead, you just don't know it yet. And it's KELLY O'CONNOR
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Ling Xiao
Prism Project Technologies
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:32:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Ryushe Janks for president! Classic post 
Yes  __________ If you think the game is rigged, why are you still playing? |

Gen Kumon
Caldari The Wrathe Shipyards
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:43:00 -
[11]
..hahaha. You are many thing, Janks, but boring is never one of them. This thread delivers.
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Active1313
Caldari Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1 The new version sucks.
/signed
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Jinx Barker
GFB Scientific Interstellar Corporate Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:48:00 -
[13]
Another quality thread from Yblarbo Janks. 
Keep em coming.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:58:00 -
[14]
I love you Janks   
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Ikasu
Gallente The Durandal Organization The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:09:00 -
[15]
But...but...I like fluffy candy ;-; thanks alot Kelly
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J4m Z
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:12:00 -
[16]
posting in yet another epic thread by the janks. ----
Be careful you have just entered Terrorbear stomping grounds.... |

SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:38:00 -
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janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies ____ __ ________ _sig below_ the jet cans are made so that people that dont mine can get free ore
miners ritually donate the ore to anyone wishing to take some |

Janu Hull
Caldari Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: SiJira janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies
So he is running for public office... 
This is my sig, there are many others just like it. With me, my sig is worthless. Without (or with even) my sig, I am worthless... |

Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:47:00 -
[19]
I approve of and/or endorse this product or service. 
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:50:00 -
[20]
Janks posts always make me smile 
forum rules | [email protected]| Eve-CCG
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Hygron Pyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:29:00 -
[21]
   Mr. Janks did the right thing by telling us the truth. Shame on you Kelly OŚConner!
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JoCool
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:31:00 -
[22]
I want the same that Mr Janks had! _______________________________________________________________________ Trey Azagthoth > Youre my idol Jocool. I wanna be like Jocool jr. or Jocool the sequel! Oveur > ohnoes jocool |

SiJira
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Janu Hull
Originally by: SiJira janks when will you write a book ?
id like 10 copies
So he is running for public office... 
I would vote ____ __ ________ _sig below_ the jet cans are made so that people that dont mine can get free ore
miners ritually donate the ore to anyone wishing to take some |
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Deckard Bishop
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:38:00 -
[24]
another insta-classic!

forum rules | [email protected] | Our Website
Contact Support - Report Bug - Join ISD
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Ethan Hunte
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:42:00 -
[25]
im doing a thesis on eve online, could someone tell me what the OP is really speaking of? Someone buying loot he got from pirating?
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Janu Hull
Caldari Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:45:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Ethan Hunte im doing a thesis on eve online, could someone tell me what the OP is really speaking of? Someone buying loot he got from pirating?
Congratulations, your Clue-O-Meter is successfully calibrated.
This is my sig, there are many others just like it. With me, my sig is worthless. Without (or with even) my sig, I am worthless... |

Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:51:00 -
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\o/ Janks post!
Now we just need a Kelly post to make it uberness of a new level! ----------------
If you're on IE, pretend this is transparent while you get a browser that supports .png. |

Shalia Ripper
Caldari High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:55:00 -
[28]
I welcome the Janks as my Evil Overlord.
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Asestorian
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.05.14 22:06:00 -
[29]
And so Janks posts again, and the forums are suddenly a better place.
<3 Janks.
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Yarek Balear
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.14 22:40:00 -
[30]
I laughed.... not just because it was funny, but with the knowledge that we have Janks and you do not !!!  Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar Veto. Academy Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 01:13:00 -
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A Janks thread is happy sunshine peeking through these rather cloudy forums   .
And Ms Spitfire....I used to have your autograph in my EvE mailbox as one of the more interesting EvE personalities....
Not anymore...
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way" General George Patton USA
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 01:23:00 -
[32]
I feel sympathy for Kelly. I'm sure the didn't want that. 
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Bjoern Bitter
Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:01:00 -
[33]
Janks 4TW  ------------- Bjoern Bitter Exit 13
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sMoKe AU
FactorMax
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:14:00 -
[34]
Much love janks |

Amber Leonne
Gallente New Eden Technical Institutes
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Posted - 2007.05.15 06:16:00 -
[35]
Wasn't what I was expecting it to be, and I'm amused 
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:07:00 -
[36]
Kellllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |

Haks'he Lirky
8th
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:37:00 -
[37]
Teh Janks for president!
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.15 07:38:00 -
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Very well then Janks. To admit you have a problem is the first step on the road to reform. It is your wellbeing I have in mind as I hearby offer to take any further pirated booty off your hands free of charge.
You will no longer suffer endless nights tossing and turning as you attempt to come to terms with the fact that you have made a criminal out of another innocent carebear. No longer will you need to worry about your stolen merchandise going out into the world and corrupting the unsuspecting, merely because they purchased dodgy goods from the market.
It will be such a load off your mind, freeing you up to get back to ruthlessly exterminating those who cross your path without the knock on effect and the circle of corruption this engenders in the community.
But How? I hear you cry. The solution is simple. I am willing to recieve your stolen goods and dispose of them at no charge to your fine self. Thats right-NO CHARGE!! I will take whatever it is off your hands and you can rest easy knowing it did not cause a single innocent carebear to become and unwitting accesory to piracy. Why I am I doing this for you? Well...its because I care about the community here in EVE and feel that people such as Kelley deserve protection from the corrupting forces at work all around them! I care!! So send me that shiny loot and your problems are over.
F4T4L Recruitment |

Milo Deadstar
Minmatar Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 08:09:00 -
[39]
Exit 13 officialy condemns Kelly O'Connor for her support of terrorism and in particular Janks 
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Kelly O'Connor
Minmatar ReallyPissedOff Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:21:00 -
[40]
The devil made me do it!
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Charlie Crocodile
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:24:00 -
[41]
This thread ticks all the right boxes
10/10 to you Sir!
CC
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:34:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Kelly O'Connor The devil made me do it!
Stone him!  --- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |

MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:40:00 -
[43]
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT THIS IS TRUTH REMIND ME TO TAKE IN THE LAUNDRY BEFORE IT STARTS TO RAIN |

Tonkin
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 09:58:00 -
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i went to school with a girl called kelly o'conner.
she was evil bck then lol and little bit of a teachers pet heheh.
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Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:07:00 -
[45]
No rainbows? No songs? No fluffy candy? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
oh and Janks threads ftw \o/
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Malcanis
High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
We can't fight killers. We can't monopoly market. We are always at their end of the stick. 
Why do you think anyone buys the stuff you make?
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Thut'ankh Amon
Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:20:00 -
[47]
I love Janks posts
Originally by: Noluck Ned *Notify* Concord is on their way to help you, just hang in there, they are waiting for overlord to respawn
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doctorstupid2
Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:33:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Originally by: Kelly O'Connor The devil made me do it!
Stone him! 
BURN THE WITCH! BURN HEERRRRRR!
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Victor Valka
Caldari Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.15 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Kellllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
You! Stop trying to create (another) EVE meme! 
Janks, you're the sort of man I would pick up a bar of soap for if you happened to drop it while in a shower. 
Originally by: Diana Marc Notice that BoB is agreeing with RA's concern. That's like Elrond and Sauron agreeing to reduce carbon emissions.
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Cygnus Zhada
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:19:00 -
[50]
11/10
Fun read hehe
Yes, I use lasers, please stop laughing in the back. |

Koba Kyogen
Advocates The Makhai
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:25:00 -
[51]
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Vitrael
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
I remember when you were a bloodthirsty pirate beast.
Yeah, bring back jenny MK 1 The new version sucks.
the new jenny does suck.
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait we are screwed. delaying startup again.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:30:00 -
[52]
<3
DE
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Charlie Narda
Caldari DEATH'S LEGION Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.05.15 11:57:00 -
[53]
It is not the Pirate's Fault that they Pirate. It's the fact that the pirate's victims let themselves get blown up. When a pirate blows up their first ship, they becomes addicted to it.
Therefore, its never the Pirate's Fault, it is the victims because they let themselves get Blown up.
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Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:06:00 -
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Vote for The Janks!
E-ON Awards Fiction writer of the year!
  
>>> THE BEAUTY OF NEW EDEN <<<
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Lucy Light
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:19:00 -
[55]
i would vote too
Lucy, under the street Light
- Everytime you shoot me, CCP kills a carebear. - Could somebody please think of the carebears? |

Godar Marak
Amarr Return Of Red Dawn
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:27:00 -
[56]
Its probably a language barriers, but wheres the punchline/funny bits?
-------------------- '\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/' Cant we all just get along?
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Kelly O'Connor The devil made me do it!
Ah, Kelly. Janks sees you have not changed. Janks told you to take accountability for your actions, and yet - you blame the Devil !?
If you believe in the Devil, then surely you believe in God, Kelly. This pressure on your consh..conci...brain must be much worse than Janks first assumed, for now you realize that one day, your clone will fail you, and you will be judged for your actions of aiding in the spiralistic downfall of a pirate, the lives you crushed thanks to him using your blood money.
Janks would feel sorry for you, but he is already torn on the inside, the inside Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeey, and he doesn't think he can ever recover from this traumatic experience.
* sigh *
Janks wishes there was hope for you, but well, he knows how them Minmatarian chicks are.
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Roshan longshot
Gallente Ordos Humanitas FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.15 15:07:00 -
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For Shame Kelly, you should have supported the over priced Tech II market and not feed blood money to poor Janks.
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
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Cornchips
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.15 15:10:00 -
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OMG....now I have to clean my fracking monitor! Reading that made my spew pepsi all over it.
And /signed.....New Jenny sux 
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Ishina Fel
Caldari Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.05.15 16:30:00 -
[60]
And I still want Janks on EVE-TV. 
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Achem
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Posted - 2007.05.15 17:53:00 -
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I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
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CCP kieron

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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:03:00 -
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Whatever you do Janks, don't go to Caaaaandyyyyyy Mountaaaaaain! Keeeeeeleeeeey might want to go though!
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: CCP kieron Whatever you do Janks, don't go to Caaaaandyyyyyy Mountaaaaaain! Keeeeeeleeeeey might want to go though!
Its a magical leopluradon Kierooooon, it will show us the waaaaaaaayyyy!!!
Izo Azlion.
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Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Hango ([email protected]) Thanks to Stubnitz for the Sig. |

Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:11:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Yblarbo Janks on 15/05/2007 18:13:37 Edited by: Yblarbo Janks on 15/05/2007 18:12:46
Originally by: CCP kieron Whatever you do Janks, don't go to Caaaaandyyyyyy Mountaaaaaain! Keeeeeeleeeeey might want to go though!
kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooon
kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooon
kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooooooooooooooooooon
We're on a bridge, kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooon!
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Svenstaro
Amarr Breath Of The Dying Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:18:00 -
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I had no idea. Pirates you say? That's gross! Somebody should do something. But what Kelly did was even worth. KNOWINGLY funding pirate activities? Thanks Janks for clearing us up. This has to stop! ____________________________________________
Toy ship wallpapers |
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CCP kieron

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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:19:00 -
[66]
<Stallone voice>I'm not going to Candy Mountain!</Stallone>
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:21:00 -
[67]
Originally by: CCP kieron <Stallone voice>I'm not going to Candy Mountain!</Stallone>
shuuuuuuuuuuuuun
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks
Originally by: CCP kieron <Stallone voice>I'm not going to Candy Mountain!</Stallone>
shuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Shunnnnnnnn the non believer!!!! Shunnnnnnnnnnnneh!
Izo Azlion.
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Dante Chusuk
Golden Aardvark Society Te-Ka
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:31:00 -
[69]
Always good to see a Janks post especially when he talks about these worrying issues such as accountability.
Though what I am more interested in from the Veto team is whether he is just as good or even better on Voice Comms rather than just text 
Keep up the good work Janks and Veto
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:34:00 -
[70]
ahhhh they took my frickin kidney!!!11
DE
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar Veto. Academy Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:40:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Dante Chusuk Always good to see a Janks post especially when he talks about these worrying issues such as accountability.
Though what I am more interested in from the Veto team is whether he is just as good or even better on Voice Comms rather than just text 
Keep up the good work Janks and Veto
If you ask him real nice you might get invited to a revival meeting at the Church of Fud---.....oh wait...forget that one   "Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way" General George Patton USA
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Salvis Tallan
Gallente The Shadow Order Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:46:00 -
[72]
My day is complete. Thankyou! ------
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Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.15 18:56:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
How about next time you don't bring 2 carriers for 5 dominix? Kelly has obviously at least 2 more balls than you.
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.15 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: Khatred
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
How about next time you don't bring 2 carriers for 5 dominix? Kelly has obviously at least 2 more balls than you.
Keep this thread nice.
Izo Azlion.
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Sekket
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Posted - 2007.05.15 19:05:00 -
[75]
Ghaka qhe firkhanim fo sh'zzle nha jhor'zzle
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Dal Thrax
Caldari Multiverse Corporation The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.05.15 19:45:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Charlie Narda It is not the Pirate's Fault that they Pirate. It's the fact that the pirate's victims let themselves get blown up. When a pirate blows up their first ship, they becomes addicted to it.
Therefore, its never the Pirate's Fault, it is the victims because they let themselves get Blown up.
If CCP would ever give us a battleship with a hauler sized cargo hold. . . I'd stuff it full of Cap 800's and try to convince you that I had phat lootz for the gate gun assist.
Dal
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait we are screwed. delaying startup again. soon as i have time i will fill you in on the details
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.05.15 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: CCP kieron <Stallone voice>I'm not going to Candy Mountain!</Stallone>
/me flips through midair and lands on kieron /me bounces up and down Kieeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrooooooooonnnnnnn
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |

MellaRinn
Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.15 21:19:00 -
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Edited by: MellaRinn on 15/05/2007 21:18:34 RAWR! Janks, get back to your room immediatelly and straight to bed now!!!
geesh, how many times...
/me goes off to do what other mums do...
    EDIT: kieron, your kidney allrite?  
Click |

Janu Hull
Caldari Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.15 22:18:00 -
[79]
Between Verone's sig and Janks' posts, Veto wins the forums...
This is my sig, there are many others just like it. With me, my sig is worthless. Without (or with even) my sig, I am worthless... |

Kyreax
Deepspace Exploration Biscuit Repair Associates
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Posted - 2007.05.15 22:20:00 -
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Does anybody else think Jank's voice should sound like the Cookie Monster if he got into some Vodka? ---------------------------
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Ling Xiao
Prism Project Technologies
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Posted - 2007.05.15 22:22:00 -
[81]
No, the Janks is smooooooooth. __________ If you think the game is rigged, why are you still playing? |

Conrad Bland
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Posted - 2007.05.15 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Kyreax Does anybody else think Jank's voice should sound like the Cookie Monster if he got into some Vodka?
I'm still trying to get past figuring out how to correctly pronounce "Yblarbo".. 
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.05.15 23:14:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Conrad Bland I'm still trying to get past figuring out how to correctly pronounce "Yblarbo".. 
Sadly, I always think of Jar Jar Binks (I know, sorry man! ), so just read it out like "Meesa Janks"
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Krulla
Minmatar Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.16 00:00:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Another sad day for us empire community. Someone took our stuffs and resold their tainted stuffs back to us non-aggressive community.
We can't fight killers. We can't monopoly market. We are always at their end of the stick. 
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Caligulus
Caldari Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.05.16 00:03:00 -
[85]
It would be nice if we could add people to a "blocked" list that removed their market orders when browsing the market. Economic warfare sorta...wont stop metagamers...but still
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.05.16 10:07:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Caligulus It would be nice if we could add people to a "blocked" list that removed their market orders when browsing the market. Economic warfare sorta...wont stop metagamers...but still
"The management reserves the right to refuse service with no reasons given".
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.05.16 10:34:00 -
[87]
.. and thats why you should be playing WoW instead.
/me goes back under the bridge
Ps. We definetly need :troll: smiley too! We already have :pirate: and :bear:
"to be honest it makes me wonder about the mental state of a person who would join a corp called Space Perverts and Forum warriors"
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Kelly O'Connor
Minmatar ReallyPissedOff Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.16 11:02:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
All lies.My domi is still in your space and doing well.As for my actions, they're not mine.
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Reabeth
Caldari SynOpInc
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Posted - 2007.05.16 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kelly O'Connor
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
All lies.My domi is still in your space and doing well.As for my actions, they're not mine.
Don't worry Kelly, I still love you. I'll always remember that magical night we had with the sheep and jelly beans.
Why don't you call anymore?
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.16 16:21:00 -
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Kelly had the cajones today to come into the Veto public channel, in Janks's personal hopes to find some humanity and chivalry in Kelly to find the path to reconciliation.
Janks, was in err.
Kelly O'Connor > hi! Yblarbo Janks > Hello Kelly, wanted you to meet a few of the other people whose life you have ruiined! Kelly O'Connor > i don't wanna meet them ALIVE Yblarbo Janks > oh, well, Janks will work on that Kelly O'Connor > good Kelly O'Connor > he's my personal luggage carrier! Yblarbo Janks > I hope you dont go for those large armor rep II's Janks has up for sale. Kelly O'Connor > i'm a bit busy right now Kelly O'Connor > pvping with 2 chars and playing poker at the same time Kelly O'Connor > if they're cheapest i'll go for them without a second thought Kelly O'Connor > the lives of others are worthless to me Yblarbo Janks > it will never end Izo Azlion > OMG Izo Azlion > Kelly!!! Kelly O'Connor > hi! Izo Azlion > You fund our Piracy! <3 Kelly O'Connor > uber Kelly O'Connor > then do it better Izo Azlion > :O Izo Azlion > Yblarbo Janks > We're working on it! honest! Crazy Janks > Liar Kelly O'Connor > working on it is not enough,results is what i want Yblarbo Janks > Ya Izooooooooo, Yblarbo Janks > Hey Keeeeeeellleeeeeeeeey Izo Azlion > ^.^ Yblarbo Janks > keeeeeeeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeeeeeey Kelly O'Connor > aye? Yblarbo Janks > we're in veto channel, Keeeeleeeeeeeyyyyy
I shot a man in Mara, just to watch him Die.
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Umit Davala
Corpus PCG The State
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Posted - 2007.05.16 17:40:00 -
[91]
I think the Janks is just using this as a smokescreen for the fact he stole my bio to use in his Sig. Thieved!
Also, Janks should clearly sound like Benecio Del Toro. |

Janu Hull
Caldari Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.16 17:52:00 -
[92]
John Leguizamo seems to fit better. One part manic, one part ice cold serious.
This is my sig, there are many others just like it. With me, my sig is worthless. Without (or with even) my sig, I am worthless... |

Achem
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Posted - 2007.05.16 18:09:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Kelly O'Connor
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
All lies.My domi is still in your space and doing well.As for my actions, they're not mine.
After checking the killboard, you're right, we only got 4 out of 5 domi mails. MY BAD. But, nice of you to slither away and smacktalk from a safespot while your corpmates got omgwtfbbq'd. what are friends for eh ? :) Keep those domis comin princess :)
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Achem
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Posted - 2007.05.16 18:44:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Khatred
Originally by: Achem I personally LOVE Kelly. Nothing like a visit from a five person pirate corp flying repper domis in GW and we get to kill the whole corp in one swoop. Keep those domis comin princess. :)
How about next time you don't bring 2 carriers for 5 dominix? Kelly has obviously at least 2 more balls than you.
As for dropping carriers on them, well, we don't mess around :D Oh and fraps shows only one of the domi kills was carrier assisted anyways. The other 4 jumped to BRT where myself and 3 other battleship pilots were waiting. Now i'm not sure, but i dont think we have that new T2 carrier that can jump through a stargate after a runner, so 4v4 BS on brt gate w/ carriers stuck in C-4 is how it was, until kelly bugged out, then it was 4v3. Maybe if kelly had stayed they would've had a chance. so tell me another story about how ballsy kelly is :)
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Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.16 18:53:00 -
[95]
Lol, yeah ok, whatever.
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Achem
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Posted - 2007.05.16 18:53:00 -
[96]
truth hurt ? it's just a game m8 :) shouldn't hurt
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Khatred
Fluffy Mungoose Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.16 18:59:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Achem truth hurt ? it's just a game m8 :) shouldn't hurt
Really, stop it already. I know what I have on my killmail, you are only spinning facts to make you look better. If that's your game, fine. Bugger off now, I hate liars.
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Achem
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Posted - 2007.05.16 19:09:00 -
[98]
i'm just going from memory and fraps here, so what part of this is being spun ? I can see you guys are still red faced so i'll drop it as I am kinda putting salt in the wound here. Just remember what you've learned - When you come to our space looking for a fight, you will surely get one :)
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Sir Dancealot
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Posted - 2007.05.16 20:18:00 -
[99]
OH! URGHHH! The PAIN! Bastard!
Originally by: Aaron Static it almost started up. more hamster jokes
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Amantus
Gallente Murientor Tribe Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.05.16 20:47:00 -
[100]
I'm in a Janks thread.
Hi mum! ------------ Combat miner |

Kelly O'Connor
Minmatar ReallyPissedOff Guinea Pigs
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Posted - 2007.05.16 22:59:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Kelly had the cajones today to come into the Veto public channel, in Janks's personal hopes to find some humanity and chivalry in Kelly to find the path to reconciliation.
Janks, was in err.
Kelly O'Connor > hi! Yblarbo Janks > Hello Kelly, wanted you to meet a few of the other people whose life you have ruiined! Kelly O'Connor > i don't wanna meet them ALIVE Yblarbo Janks > oh, well, Janks will work on that Kelly O'Connor > good Kelly O'Connor > he's my personal luggage carrier! Yblarbo Janks > I hope you dont go for those large armor rep II's Janks has up for sale. Kelly O'Connor > i'm a bit busy right now Kelly O'Connor > pvping with 2 chars and playing poker at the same time Kelly O'Connor > if they're cheapest i'll go for them without a second thought Kelly O'Connor > the lives of others are worthless to me Yblarbo Janks > it will never end Izo Azlion > OMG Izo Azlion > Kelly!!! Kelly O'Connor > hi! Izo Azlion > You fund our Piracy! <3 Kelly O'Connor > uber Kelly O'Connor > then do it better Izo Azlion > :O Izo Azlion > Yblarbo Janks > We're working on it! honest! Crazy Janks > Liar Kelly O'Connor > working on it is not enough,results is what i want Yblarbo Janks > Ya Izooooooooo, Yblarbo Janks > Hey Keeeeeeellleeeeeeeeey Izo Azlion > ^.^ Yblarbo Janks > keeeeeeeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeeeeeey Kelly O'Connor > aye? Yblarbo Janks > we're in veto channel, Keeeeleeeeeeeyyyyy
Aye, sorry for the telegraphic answers, but the mean bastards were on to me on the poker site.There are insiders everywhere you look!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.17 04:58:00 -
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Originally by: CCP kieron Whatever you do Janks, don't go to Caaaaandyyyyyy Mountaaaaaain! Keeeeeeleeeeey might want to go though!
^ thats why i love CCP
think they've been spying on the veto forums a bit though. but hey
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Mimiru
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.05.17 06:10:00 -
[103]
keeeeelllllllllleeeeeeeeey!
Who actually buys small shield extenders, anyways?  ---------
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Radgun
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.05.20 19:28:00 -
[104]
omg 
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CCP kieron

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Posted - 2007.05.23 21:59:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Golden Helmet think they've been spying on the veto forums a bit though. but hey
Janks sent me the link. I have been weirded out ever since, the small unicorn voices give me the willies for some reason. 
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online, CCP Games Email/Netfang Look Ma, I'm in a Dev thread! Oh wait... |
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General Apocalypse
Amarr Dark-Rising Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.05.23 22:11:00 -
[106]
Originally by: CCP kieron
Originally by: Golden Helmet think they've been spying on the veto forums a bit though. but hey
Janks sent me the link. I have been weirded out ever since, the small unicorn voices give me the willies for some reason. 
Kieron fresh necro 
Let it die man ,and to escape the voices get rid of those Sansha implants they have weird side efects you know 
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