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Bacilius
The Tidemark Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:42:00 -
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I am pleased to announce that the drunkswarm had a huge party last night in honour of.. well... ummm.. ouch my head... actually I don't remember now...
Anyway, seems one of our fellow partygoers won the lucky door prize but was too busy out the back chatting to the gatecrashers over the fence. So in the interest of fairness, I want to make sure the rightful winners get their dues.
The Imperial Order, your alliance has been drawn out of a hat to be the lucky winner of a free standings change!
Congratulations, you are now -10 to the Drunkswarm 
We hope you enjoy your prize and please don't forget... only idiots drink and drive!
Bac Diplomat IAC
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Abn Matar
Minmatar Genco Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:44:00 -
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I dont drink and drive, therefor I'm not an idiot. It must be true, bac told me so!*! |

Templer Relleg
Exit 13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:44:00 -
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Uh oh, interresting.
Took a while. I have been waiting for this day for a while 
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Major Stormer
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:45:00 -
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Took you long enough, how many people have been expecting this for ages? :)
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Torshin
TARDZ Gods of Night and Day
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:45:00 -
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wait a second im pretty sure that imperial order are goon renter pets what ever living in omist mining in BS, why you set them to -10
Offical Tardz Poo-litical Anal-yst Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign. |

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:47:00 -
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Goons were in the hat too you know ..
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Bishop D'Rohan
Yumpalistic Industrial
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Posted - 2007.05.17 17:53:00 -
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Edited by: Bishop D''Rohan on 17/05/2007 17:51:49 nm
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:05:00 -
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It's about time someone did something funny 
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew in Delve. |

Yslath
Minmatar World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:07:00 -
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Hats? I hate hats. Always have. Always will. I look forward to blowing you guys up.
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Fel Crockett
Infinity Enterprises Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:16:00 -
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More PEW PEW YAY!!! *secretly hides his K/D ratio
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Dominixa
Shadows of the Dead Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:16:00 -
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Don;t these guys have a mutual defense deal with the goons?
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Niedar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:20:00 -
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What i got from this thread is The Imperial Order was associating with the BoB Coalition (Correct name?). Anyways i dont know anything about them but if you read the OP it says they were talking to gatecrashers over the fence which means they was talking with the enemy.
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Dragoon Zephyrus
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:21:00 -
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Thanks for letting us know gents, before we lost a few pilots of the standing change. Politics aside, drawing out of a hat to decide who to shoot, and then setting them red without a decent time to allow for effective standing on our side is a pretty low move. Any alliance member that cares to see what IAC is like feel free to eve-mail me ingame for a copy of the convo with IAC diplomats.
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Masada Akiva
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:23:00 -
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Edited by: Masada Akiva on 17/05/2007 18:22:46 Somewhat unfortunate... really only disturbing due to the short notice of aggression.
IO has absolutely zero love for BoB. Would IAC care to elaborate more on what is hoped to be gained by this standings change (beyond fun and interesting combat)?
"If given the choice between knowledge and imagination, I choose imagination." ~Einstein |

News
Minmatar Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:27:00 -
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I'm sure this is all part of Vampire Lord's masterplan.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:27:00 -
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Well I just want to be perfectly clear about this one minor detail this time OK?
WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A POS WAR OK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE KDF OR ZXIC, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE MAN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ;\
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Arrgs
Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:27:00 -
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I've always loved the banners you guys come up with. Have fun! My first video!
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Obed
Imperial Logistics
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:34:00 -
[18]

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I have one account and zero alts.
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:35:00 -
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Absolute genius. I salute thee.
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Dragoon Zephyrus
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:36:00 -
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Ah... righteous was waiting for you to say something.
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Masada Akiva
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:47:00 -
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Interesting... Well IAC has the right to claim sovereignty anywhere they can hold it. IO isn't going to contest it. None the less, IO isn't a target I would choose to randomly toy with. "Volatile" is a word that comes to mind.
"If given the choice between knowledge and imagination, I choose imagination." ~Einstein |

Arkanis
Caldari Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Masada Akiva None the less, IO isn't a target I would choose to randomly toy with. "Volatile" is a word that comes to mind.
Haha, that was quite funny.
You're a quality comedian, you the man now dog.
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Masada Akiva Interesting... Well IAC has the right to claim sovereignty anywhere they can hold it. IO isn't going to contest it. None the less, IO isn't a target I would choose to randomly toy with. "Volatile" is a word that comes to mind.
Volatile is precisely the word I would use! Nobody has ever been quite able to grasp your ability to run away so quickly!
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Masada Akiva
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:13:00 -
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We fight battles where and how we choose. This is a key factor in why were are so successful.. and apparently a reason to consider us a threat to system sovereignty. Also a good reason to attack us with no warning and unprepared. I see the wisdom of the decision. Larger forces are at work. The set pieces of IO and IAC are in play... Let's play...
"If given the choice between knowledge and imagination, I choose imagination." ~Einstein |

Ayalen
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:20:00 -
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Hopefully it will bring fun times ahead and lots of pew pew 
-Always Outnumbered, Never Outwitted- -In Fire We Shall Forge Our Hatred- -Cause We Are Forsaken, But Still Stand Tall- |

Dragoon Zephyrus
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:21:00 -
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It's slacker smack talk all over again.... ah how I miss slackers.....
Was it you that I out smacked to the point yall petitioned ccp to have me muted?
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amberbenz
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Masada Akiva We fight battles where and how we choose. This is a key factor in why were are so successful.. and apparently a reason to consider us a threat to system sovereignty. Also a good reason to attack us with no warning and unprepared. I see the wisdom of the decision. Larger forces are at work. The set pieces of IO and IAC are in play... Let's play...
only fights u choose is where u out blob someone other then that i remember u guys hiding in choonka and in ur pos's when slackers ran kbp. no im not an alt im just a happy industry guy who likes to salvage ur wrecks  |

Valkador
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:28:00 -
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man just quit whining and get on with it, we don't have enough time... boo hoo, you were warned, now you die :)
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Arkanis
Caldari Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: Dragoon Zephyrus Was it you that I out smacked to the point yall petitioned ccp to have me muted?
No, that would require you to actually be in local with us.
and no one can out smack righteous so its pretty easy to see your lies.
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Krugerrand
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.05.17 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Well I just want to be perfectly clear about this one minor detail this time OK?
WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A POS WAR OK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE KDF OR ZXIC, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE MAN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ;\
Peace is so overrated Tyrrax...wheres the fun in it?
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Fist of the Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.17 20:15:00 -
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Can my corp please be in the hat next time, can can we please com¦on please... We are all naked swedes, so it should be a perfectly good reason to be in this lottory. Btw how does it cost to throw in a couple of extra "numbers"??? 
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.17 20:18:00 -
[32]
Bribe me ;(
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Togakure
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 20:58:00 -
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I like to be the first to welcome IO back to Choonka and KBP.
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RichThugster
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:24:00 -
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Its so funny watching all the tongue in cheek comments and Imperial Odour responding with serious replies.
LOL @ IAC making their intentions clear 'Volatile'
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Goons were in the hat too you know ..
I received an offer today to give 350+ slaves a dread an some cruisers to change standing back to blue just while we pull our assists out of catch & goon space(Because him an goon are cool so his words alone will get IO's contract revoked). Before he finished giving me terms I had him stop. IO doesn't pay ransoms.. The proper thing to do would be to give us time to leave as we've not aggressed IAC. The reason for there standing change is simple. "We like CVA" an if your gona fire on them even in the future that's enough to change standing with IO. IAC the political power house. It's a shame that you would go that low an not give the common respect of allowing those in your space even a single day to move out. However IO doesn't back down an will not be punked or made slaves of anyone. We Fight as one.. We kill as one.. We die as one..
The General Vampire Lord
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Togakure I like to be the first to welcome IO back to Choonka and KBP.
Your welcome to come play with us at anytime. Maybe make that big come back like you guys like to say so much. Yet never do.
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Srim
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:35:00 -
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Abye
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:37:00 -
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Someone played the Tyrrax Card  ___
Inappropriate signature. Please do not use this signature. Email us for more information -Eldo ([email protected]) |

Arkanis
Caldari Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Vampire Lord Your welcome to come play with us at anytime. Maybe make that big come back like you guys like to say so much. Yet never do.
Oh please, get over yourself.
Your own killboard shows you losing EVERY campaign you've ever been involved in.
Oh and whoever the srim alt is, I swear that's the best thing ever.
The corp description had me in tears on teamspeak.
Brilliant.
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SLIM
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: Srim *snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. -Ivan K ([email protected])
I challenge thee to a duel, imposter!
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Srim
Caldari Sracker Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.17 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: Arkanis
Originally by: Vampire Lord Your welcome to come play with us at anytime. Maybe make that big come back like you guys like to say so much. Yet never do.
Oh please, get over yourself.
Your own killboard shows you losing EVERY campaign you've ever been involved in.
Oh and whoever the srim alt is, I swear that's the best thing ever.
The corp description had me in tears on teamspeak.
Brilliant.
Who say I alt?
Sorry. You've been outsourced. -LESSONS IN INTERRIGENT SMACK |

Chr0nosX
The Good Fellas The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Chr0nosX on 17/05/2007 22:29:59 My first reaction was oh noes how am I going to get my ships out (3 BS) well now I have them out (with no losses, you sure locked down that system) im pretty pleased. More targets ftw.
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The Dokter
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.05.17 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Vampire Lord Edited by: Vampire Lord on 17/05/2007 21:39:53
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Goons were in the hat too you know ..
I received an offer today to give 350+ slaves a dread an some cruisers to change standing back to blue just while we pull our assists out of catch & goon space(Because him an goon are cool so his words alone will get IO's contract revoked). Before he finished giving me terms I had him stop. IO doesn't pay ransoms.. The proper thing to do would be to give us time to leave as we've not aggressed IAC. The reason for there standing change is simple. "We like CVA" an if your gona fire on them even in the future that's enough to change standing with IO. IAC the political power house. It's a shame that you would go that low an not give the common respect of allowing those in your space even a single day to move out. However IO doesn't back down an will not be punked or made slaves of anyone. We Fight as one.. We kill as one.. We die as one..
IO Forever!
The General Vampire Lord
And i thought goons did things different then BOB, strange how people can change there so called values so fast 
"It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. He can kill you." |

TJ17
Gallente Fallen Angels Inc INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.05.17 23:07:00 -
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cheers iac got more reds 
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.17 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: Vampire Lord on 17/05/2007 23:18:28
Originally by: Arkanis
Originally by: Vampire Lord Your welcome to come play with us at anytime. Maybe make that big come back like you guys like to say so much. Yet never do.
Oh please, get over yourself.
Your own killboard shows you losing EVERY campaign you've ever been involved in.
Oh and whoever the srim alt is, I swear that's the best thing ever.
The corp description had me in tears on teamspeak.
Brilliant.
oh noess! Another IO slackers flame fest. How about you remind everybody how you made a deal to never come back to prov because you were beaten with an ugly stick. Crying to leave with your a$$ets.. However your pride is still gone. You lost the WAR. Now all you have is your endless smack. When you decide to do something IE come back to prov/choonka an war dec us then we will respect your endless promises to come back. STFU or come back. I've not had slackers in my sights in a while.. Oh wait they left prov with a promise to never return an pirate again. Just as I returned from my planet side vacation. Oh well...
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JoeT
Amarr Short Attention Span Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2007.05.17 23:25:00 -
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kill IO!!
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Troubadour
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.17 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: Troubadour on 17/05/2007 23:31:34
Originally by: Vampire Lord
oh noess! Another IO slackers flame fest. How about you remind everybody how you made a deal to never come back to prov because you were beaten with an ugly stick. Crying to leave with your a$$ets.. However your pride is still gone. You lost the WAR. Now all you have is your endless smack. When you decide to do something IE come back to prov/choonka an war dec us then we will respect your endless promises to come back. STFU or come back. I've not had slackers in my sights in a while.. Oh wait they left prov with a promise to never return an pirate again. Just as I returned from my planet side vacation. Oh well...
lol vamp, everytime you open your mouth it's like christmas to my ears(or eyes, whatever). UK actually came to us and asked if we would rather just pull out peacefully and save themselves the capital losses. We were bored of the lame in prov and had other oppurtunities knocking on our door so we went for it. Not sure how this is surrendering. We also murdered your alliance during this campaign and took minimal losses, much like the other ones.
have fun in choonka, i'm sure we will be around to steamroll you once again when we get bored.
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DaYoungGun
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Posted - 2007.05.17 23:39:00 -
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Im ex - IO and what vamp and his corpmates say make me laugh.... i know the truth about the alliance so plz dont lie to all these people.
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Davlos
Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.18 00:11:00 -
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Wasn't IO the one who got beaten down into submission by CVA and were forced to change their policy from NBSI to NRDS?
You're one to smack, Vamp, you utter waste of skin. ---------------
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Rumorsky
Gallente Shadow Gypsies R i s e
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Posted - 2007.05.18 00:14:00 -
[50]
Love the banner! :) Nice art work.
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The Tumaril
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.18 01:12:00 -
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I loled at this thread! 10 of us attacked IO in a joke corp for about a month, after raping them in 0.0 for awhile they war decced us. During the whole 10 day war dec, the stats were:
85 kills for Evil Proctologists 8 kills for IO
They then decided the war dec was a bad idea and cancelled.
IAC, I say you have chosen well how to improve your killboard stats! It will prb look like the Outbreak VS IAC stats...except the other way around 
Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
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Duke Grail
Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.18 03:32:00 -
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can Exuro Mortis and company plz stop smacking IO... this is our thread, not yours. If you want to smack IO for something make your own thread damnit... this thread is about IAC getting drunk and pointing at ... *that one* saying... "I'd like to hit that"...
Hopefully we all feel better when it's over. It is, however, likely that someone's going to have a headacke though.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.18 04:10:00 -
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Originally by: Duke Grail can Exuro Mortis and company plz stop smacking IO... [...] this thread is about IAC getting drunk and pointing at ... *that one* saying... "I'd like to hit that"...
This thread is totally about IAC comedy gold 
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew in Delve. |

Sacul
Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.05.18 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Bribe me ;(
on completely unrelated news TRI is moving a fritter full of spirits up to kdf tomoz....unescorted....at 1900 eve time ....from pf-q....all alone......starting at 1900 eve time.......CHEERS!
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Adam Weishaupt
Minmatar Pyrrhus Sicarii Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.18 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Well I just want to be perfectly clear about this one minor detail this time OK?
WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A POS WAR OK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE KDF OR ZXIC, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE MAN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ;\
LOL
thread over. tyrrax wins.
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Sergio Ling
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.18 07:18:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Goons were in the hat too you know ..
tell me I was in your hat RakRak. I've always wanted to be near you _
This is a Shuttle. It is used to assign Templars, Amarrian fighter drones used by Carriers. They don't tank very well. - Alyth |

Sergio Ling
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.18 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Duke Grail can Exuro Mortis and company plz stop smacking IO... this is our thread, not yours.
it's like that science majiggy thing. someone points and laughs at IO, and Slackers are automatically drawn to it, just in time for Vampirella to start making wild claims about his guns _
This is a Shuttle. It is used to assign Templars, Amarrian fighter drones used by Carriers. They don't tank very well. - Alyth |

Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.18 07:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Well I just want to be perfectly clear about this one minor detail this time OK?
WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A POS WAR OK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE KDF OR ZXIC, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE MAN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ;\
Get a haircut ya hippy!
F4T4L Recruitment |

Hot Spot
Unified Refining Federation Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.18 09:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Abye Someone played the Tyrrax Card 
lol Thats funny :D
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.18 15:08:00 -
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Originally by: The Tumaril I loled at this thread! 10 of us attacked IO in a joke corp for about a month, after raping them in 0.0 for awhile they war decced us. During the whole 10 day war dec, the stats were:
85 kills for Evil Proctologists 8 kills for IO
They then decided the war dec was a bad idea and cancelled.
IAC, I say you have chosen well how to improve your killboard stats! It will prb look like the Outbreak VS IAC stats...except the other way around 
Lol yeah if they hide in inty's an recons an run from fights such as your men did an then cry about blob's. Then in the end of the war when your pride was high you brought your big toy's. Thus after getting bashed in the face the war ended. Gank's are all fun but when you came to fight you were wiped. However the stats may look.. Most of your time in that war was spent running an hiding when even close to equal forces came. You complained about being blobbed so I even offered to only bring equal forces an I was declined several times. Your men were only interested in ganks not fights. However we war dec you so that you couldn't freely bring snipers into kbp7 an expect to get them out. Our mission was completed. Though youĘre roving inty gangs did a good job at picking of our non fighters along side with us fighting CVA. Cheers! You've just won the No one cares award.
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Kather
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.05.18 15:51:00 -
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Edited by: Kather on 18/05/2007 15:51:58
Originally by: Vampire Lord
Originally by: The Tumaril I loled at this thread! 10 of us attacked IO in a joke corp for about a month, after raping them in 0.0 for awhile they war decced us. During the whole 10 day war dec, the stats were:
85 kills for Evil Proctologists 8 kills for IO
They then decided the war dec was a bad idea and cancelled.
IAC, I say you have chosen well how to improve your killboard stats! It will prb look like the Outbreak VS IAC stats...except the other way around 
Lol yeah if they hide in inty's an recons an run from fights such as your men did an then cry about blob's. Then in the end of the war when your pride was high you brought your big toy's. Thus after getting bashed in the face the war ended. Gank's are all fun but when you came to fight you were wiped. However the stats may look.. Most of your time in that war was spent running an hiding when even close to equal forces came. You complained about being blobbed so I even offered to only bring equal forces an I was declined several times. Your men were only interested in ganks not fights. However we war dec you so that you couldn't freely bring snipers into kbp7 an expect to get them out. Our mission was completed. Though youĘre roving inty gangs did a good job at picking of our non fighters along side with us fighting CVA. Cheers! You've just won the No one cares award.
in all due respect, after 2-3 days of the war dec you told us that you concidered it a win cos our snipers weren't in KBP...so we moved our snipers into KBP :p
regardless, have fun all involved
edit: oh and yes, we were interested in ganks, an not getting ganked back, its always a tricky situation, and no-one will fight if they dont think they can win. so, if we thought we couldnt win, we didnt fight :p at the end of the day we had fun and i'm sure you guys did aswell, so we all won really! avast, matey! Yarr old sig is too large, the maximum allowed filesize is 24,000 bytes. -Hango
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Solasta Kovacs
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.18 15:59:00 -
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I have happy memories of picking off a massive blob as it came through that gate. Must have outnumbered us 3 to 1 or better?
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.18 16:34:00 -
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You've set us red without a notice or time to move out an have asked for a ransoms to leave peacefully. Also stating you have the power to manipulate Goon to have our standing changed. Using that key factor to force us to pay up. IO will never pay ransoms. If any IAC members feel this information is incorrect then contact me and I'll share the convo with you.
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munchy
Prison Break Inc. FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:08:00 -
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ive never had much respect for IO due to their lack of any kind of pvp skill, but this is some seriously good high quality forum smack you guys are putting out here, best ive seen for a long time. But seriously, i wouldnt say that was the wisest tactical move at the moment IAC, but IO make good punching bags, GL. ---
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zoolkhan
Minmatar Freelance Unincorporated Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:18:00 -
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Edited by: zoolkhan on 18/05/2007 18:20:11
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Well I just want to be perfectly clear about this one minor detail this time OK?
WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A POS WAR OK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO TAKE KDF OR ZXIC, WE JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE MAN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ;\
    
U'K recruit!
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Wesley Baird
Ever Flow FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:20:00 -
[66]
Eve needs more of this!
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Mae West
Odessa Operations Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:36:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Wesley Baird Eve needs more of this!
For reals..... this thread is all win ==========================
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Thundirr
Amarr Mercurialis Inc. Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:36:00 -
[68]
From my understanding IO shattered the peace by refusing a party offer. Seems someone got seriously miffed about this. When we offer free booze and exotic dancers and you... well I dont need to say it.
Now... where is my Beer.
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:38:00 -
[69]
Originally by: munchy ive never had much respect for IO due to their lack of any kind of pvp skill, but this is some seriously good high quality forum smack you guys are putting out here, best ive seen for a long time. But seriously, i wouldnt say that was the wisest tactical move at the moment IAC, but IO make good punching bags, GL.
Though we've been getting loads of smack about IO being a target. I'd like to point out that IO's punching bag corps are gone my friend. Those who want a punching bag come at us now. Just don't cry when you get a black eye. Plz save the smack for the field. Thanks for your time and efforts to use useless smack to be little our Combat prowess. Let the past be the past an bring your guns instead of the smack. Our Ferocity is why we are still here. We always adapt an over come our foe's Whether it is sending waves of waves into the heat until the enemy gives up or if it's we just own you. Either way IO's Furry is endless. Our members are filled will pride an honor an luv to fight. We lived in kbp7 and its pockets for over a year an all pirate factions failed to remove us. My men Killed & Died in the defense of there home. Now we need no home. Now we are untouchable. We have no fear or care just the will to destroy. Don't worry about finding us. We will find you. We fight together.. We die together.. We are one...
The General Vampire Lord
IO forever
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Drazhar Kain
Alpha Production Technologies Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:52:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Drazhar Kain on 18/05/2007 18:53:35 Nevermind.
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Pumpkin365
CP Navy Slammer's Republic
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Posted - 2007.05.18 18:57:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Vampire Lord
Either way IO's Furry is endless.
"Furry" aww i like furry things, reminds me of my dear departed pet Hamster
Sorry... my bad shush Pump... /me slaps herself on the wrist
LOVE the banner by the way
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The Tumaril
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.18 19:26:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Vampire Lord
Originally by: The Tumaril I loled at this thread! 10 of us attacked IO in a joke corp for about a month, after raping them in 0.0 for awhile they war decced us. During the whole 10 day war dec, the stats were:
85 kills for Evil Proctologists 8 kills for IO
They then decided the war dec was a bad idea and cancelled.
IAC, I say you have chosen well how to improve your killboard stats! It will prb look like the Outbreak VS IAC stats...except the other way around 
Lol yeah if they hide in inty's an recons an run from fights such as your men did an then cry about blob's. Then in the end of the war when your pride was high you brought your big toy's. Thus after getting bashed in the face the war ended. Gank's are all fun but when you came to fight you were wiped. However the stats may look.. Most of your time in that war was spent running an hiding when even close to equal forces came. You complained about being blobbed so I even offered to only bring equal forces an I was declined several times. Your men were only interested in ganks not fights. However we war dec you so that you couldn't freely bring snipers into kbp7 an expect to get them out. Our mission was completed. Though youĘre roving inty gangs did a good job at picking of our non fighters along side with us fighting CVA. Cheers! You've just won the No one cares award.
Damn! He's on to us! They finally figured out the 10 of us attacked them because their entire alliance is made up of carebears and they are horrible at PvP!!! Gahhh!!! I suppose we owe you an apology for not telling you all 10 of us were comin after ya though, that was just plain mean of us!
Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
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Timmy Bettenson
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.18 19:32:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Solasta Kovacs I have happy memories of picking off a massive blob as it came through that gate. Must have outnumbered us 3 to 1 or better?
Long live the Evil Proctologists!
ah that was a amsuing fight, three snipers, me in my falcon and a inty or two, twas great. Can't beleive we ended up with 11 battleship mails for no losses 
Long live the Evil Proctologists!
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Harrana
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.05.18 19:40:00 -
[74]
I can remember our first kill, Vampire Lord's Arazu in KBP. What's more I remember his comment on his kill: "These guys are cr*p btw." Ah, long live eloquence and maturity. 1-2 weeks down the line I bet he was swallowing those words with the distinct taste of bitter irony 
Those were the days  ---------- Harrana: Qualified Proctologist
For successfully treated patients click here.
Ready for your examination?
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.18 22:29:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Vampire Lord on 18/05/2007 22:28:08
Originally by: Harrana I can remember our first kill, Vampire Lord's Arazu in KBP. What's more I remember his comment on his kill: "These guys are cr*p btw." Ah, long live eloquence and maturity. 1-2 weeks down the line I bet he was swallowing those words with the distinct taste of bitter irony 
Those were the days 
That was your fist and last shot's fired on me that landed. Hmm however I've just checked our kill boards and your stats are off when it comes to you deaths. Evil boys lost: Falcon, Myrmidon, Domi, Caracal, Armageddon, an mega in the last an only battle in our war. Oh wait we did lose a prophecy in that fight. It seems after taking some loses your boy's caved in. Though our deaths donĘt' match yours however I don't think some of our care bears posted. However our kill boards show 13 kills making yours false. Try pulling those BS loses of our kill board to make yours accurate. Having said that any statements from your mouth are fasle like your killboards from your former corp.
IO Forever!
The General Vampire Lord
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The Nova
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.18 23:08:00 -
[76]
I didnt want post in this, but it seems im going to have to.
Evil Procto V IO was good fun. Sure there was smack - but at the end of the day its a game, get over it.
You can jugde us how you like vampire, our stats show all thats needed. The one fight you talk about where you "wooped" us. 35 of you/U'K v 10 of us. I was FC, like pritty much every time. We all knew we were gona die, but we didnt mind we wanted to fight. You won one fight, thats it. Dont think your great cause of that. Every other fight we raped the ******* **** into you. You claim "ganks" more of your alliances stupidity.
Thanks for the fun, Good luck with IAC. End of. Evil Proctologists - Providing a service for the community. |

TheAdj
Minmatar Phillips Transdimensionals Inc The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.18 23:33:00 -
[77]
Originally by: The Nova I didnt want post in this, but it seems im going to have to.
Evil Procto V IO was good fun. Sure there was smack - but at the end of the day its a game, get over it.
You can jugde us how you like vampire, our stats show all thats needed. The one fight you talk about where you "wooped" us. 35 of you/U'K v 10 of us. I was FC, like pritty much every time. We all knew we were gona die, but we didnt mind we wanted to fight. You won one fight, thats it. Dont think your great cause of that. Every other fight we raped the ******* **** into you. You claim "ganks" more of your alliances stupidity.
Thanks for the fun, Good luck with IAC. End of.
It was fun for those of us that like to pvp, however a lot of the IO members at the time weren't really into pvp, so you guys got a lot of freebie kills from idiots just jumping into KBP without asking for status, etc. Vamp's just getting overexcited because we're shooting people again, don't read too much into his trashtalk :) I had a good chuckle when I saw you guys out in Omist since I'd been playing like a week the first time I saw you in KBP, learned a lot from the pvp (read: getting my ass handed to me in t1 frigates). We can trashtalk with the best of them, but at the end of the day everyone's just trying to have some fun. GL in your endeavors, I'm sure we'll trade shots again in the near future :)
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Szprinkoth Sponsz
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.18 23:34:00 -
[78]
So when are you bringing in MC and FIX, Imperial Order? 
Do the canary spin! |

Vectrasor Volta
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Posted - 2007.05.19 07:15:00 -
[79]
Haha I love how IAC couldn't do much against one corp. Outbreak had us hiding in any safe area IAC pilots could find. Specifically thier outposts. I salute you, Outbreak.
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Rasterman Ganja
GanjaCorp Security Services
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Posted - 2007.05.19 07:43:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Szprinkoth Sponsz So when are you bringing in MC and FIX, Imperial Order? 
QFT.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.19 11:17:00 -
[81]
OMG pay me 10 bil or goons will kill you!! 
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General Apocalypse
Amarr Dark-Rising Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.05.19 14:53:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk OMG pay me 10 bil or goons will kill you!! 
More beer pls
Thank You SkyFlyer |

Aequitas Harbinger
Amarr World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.19 14:58:00 -
[83]
Butt boys: It was fun. Especially that part where we beat you down so hard that you never came back.
IAC: Tyrrax Thorrk wishes he was a Goon so hard it makes me sad. Keep working at it..eventually you'll find the funny.
I think I'm getting a disease, I read a few posts on eve-o.
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The Nova
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.19 16:10:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Aequitas Harbinger Butt boys: It was fun. Especially that part where we beat you down so hard that you never came back.
Notice the different tickers under our names? ;-)
Providence was just a bit of fun while we couldn't decide what to do. Evil Proctologists - Providing a service for the community. |

Kather
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.05.19 16:53:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Aequitas Harbinger Butt boys: It was fun. Especially that part where we beat you down so hard that you never came back.
*snip*
I think I'm getting a disease, I read a few posts on eve-o.
erm, lol? if you're gonna smack talk, atleast base it in some sort of fact.
the disease these forums gave you has obviously destroyed your memory or something...... ---------------------------------------------
Long live the Evil Proctologists! |

Deadspace2
Gallente DaRk MaTtEr INC.
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Posted - 2007.05.19 17:24:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Aequitas Harbinger Butt boys: It was fun. Especially that part where we beat you down so hard that you never came back.
IAC: Tyrrax Thorrk wishes he was a Goon so hard it makes me sad. Keep working at it..eventually you'll find the funny.
I think I'm getting a disease, I read a few posts on eve-o.
oh god another io smack talker awakes this guy smacks so much he thinks he is vampirelord ps io only smack because they think they have such a big epeen |

Green Halo
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.19 20:40:00 -
[87]
WTS: Punctuation, Grammar, and possibly a Dictionary
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Pociomundo
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.19 23:14:00 -
[88]
Well here's the one fight I had really with NESW / EP. Sorry you aren't on for long Nova mate :)
Fight was 23 vs 11, 2:1 sure but I assume NESW / EP expected to eventually encounter those kind of odds at some point, was about half and half IO / UK total with ppl arriving during the fight.
Neither this post nor vid is intended as any smack, figured I'd stick some random clips together scene as I really cba doing Maya work atm even though it's the last thing I have to do for Uni ever.
Quality is meh, recorded before Fraps supported my res.
Have a good Saturday night all.
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Khadur
Minmatar Spontaneous Defenestration Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.05.20 00:38:00 -
[89]
Edited by: Khadur on 20/05/2007 00:36:20 We were all ****faced that night, never listen to a drunken man
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Dragoon Zephyrus
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.20 02:03:00 -
[90]
Sorry. There was a person that sent me a evemail today for IAC convo, in an effort to clear my evemail I have accidently erased who the person is. Please re-evemail me if you havent gotten a copy.
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Zorg Emperor
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Posted - 2007.05.20 11:59:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Zorg Emperor on 20/05/2007 11:58:00 Edited by: Zorg Emperor on 20/05/2007 11:57:42 Edited by: Zorg Emperor on 20/05/2007 11:57:16 If forums weren't existing.. EVE will be better...
Speaking doesn't change thing .. so just stop and go drink a beer like me...
- Z -
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The Nova
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.20 13:29:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Pociomundo Well here's the one fight I had really with NESW / EP. Sorry you aren't on for long Nova mate :)
Fight was 23 vs 11, 2:1 sure but I assume NESW / EP expected to eventually encounter those kind of odds at some point, was about half and half IO / UK total with ppl arriving during the fight.
Neither this post nor vid is intended as any smack, figured I'd stick some random clips together scene as I really cba doing Maya work atm even though it's the last thing I have to do for Uni ever.
Quality is meh, recorded before Fraps supported my res.
Have a good Saturday night all.
Downloading atm, i kinda new i was always going to be primary in this fight!
GF :) Evil Proctologists - Providing a service for the community. |

Pociomundo
Gallente World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:17:00 -
[93]
Random footage I figured I'd tag on the end while the song kept going :P
2nd was one night when W1N had come back to KBP :) About 2? months ago or something, they were all drunk as per usual at that time of night and had decided, or Zyer decided as I was told that we were only 8 and they'd have us, unfortunatly a lot of those X's were Fighters as they found out, Darth Jaais deagresses early and in real time is sat at the gate for about 1 min, as his ship blows his aggression timer runs out, unlucky.
Last fight is just a random mini fight back from the war with CVA I happened to have Fraps on for (I usually forget :P). During that war Hardin as Siobhan quickly figured I was tracking disrupting him in many battles which ended up with me getting called early after that :)
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Davlin Lotze
STK Scientific Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:26:00 -
[94]
Originally by: The Tumaril I loled at this thread! 10 of us attacked IO in a joke corp for about a month, after raping them in 0.0 for awhile they war decced us. During the whole 10 day war dec, the stats were:
85 kills for Evil Proctologists 8 kills for IO
They then decided the war dec was a bad idea and cancelled.
IAC, I say you have chosen well how to improve your killboard stats! It will prb look like the Outbreak VS IAC stats...except the other way around 
Ha. so you were the ladies too afraid to jump into KBP because you knew you'd get your arses handed to you? :D Classic. Them were the days. You ganked some newew players in empire and now champion yourselves master of the universe?
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Zyer
Spontaneous Defenestration
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:27:00 -
[95]
Well the mom wasent there the first time i checked, at least i dont think so, actually i have no idea... 
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Davlin Lotze
STK Scientific Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:35:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Davlin Lotze on 20/05/2007 20:33:03
Originally by: Zyer Well the mom wasent there the first time i checked, at least i dont think so, actually i have no idea... 
TBH I remembering wishing at the time that EP was more like Spont. Defn in regards to periodically looking for a fight beyond mere sniping games on EP's part that approximated Burn Eden tactics more than anything.
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Kather
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:43:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Davlin Lotze
Ha. so you were the ladies too afraid to jump into KBP because you knew you'd get your arses handed to you? :D Classic. Them were the days. You ganked some newew players in empire and now champion yourselves master of the universe?
all our ganks were in 0.0, where people, regardless of skill level or play style should know better than to get ganked. any new players ganked in empire (i dont think there were many if any at all tbh)were the direct consequence of the war dec that YOU issued on us. they'd have been safe had we not been provoked
it was a while ago, but i daresay we did refuse to jump into KBP on more than one occasion, cos as you say, we'd have got our arses handed to us. just cos someone walks on coals does that mean he'll walk into a blazing fire just to prove a point? course not, whats the point in dieing? same here.
EP was essentially a pirate corp, although i dont think most of its old members will be to keen on the term. we couldn't match you in numbers, so we fought when and where it suited us. we dont claim to be masters of the universe, we claim to be better than IO. the fact the only time any real damage was done to us was whilst outnumbered hints to that. i still dont know why we bothered to engage that time(i wasnt on at the time)
the fact that EP is being flamed by you guys on the bases that...well, on no real bases at all, is why people dont like you, and probably why IAC has set you red. i dont like IAC one bit if i'm being honest, but i hope they have fun destroying you!
on a lighter note, Pociomundo, thats a nice vid mate, well done killing the nova. the sooner he died, the sooner the rest of us got some peace :p ---------------------------------------------
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Vampire Lord
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.05.21 22:02:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Kather
Originally by: Davlin Lotze
Ha. so you were the ladies too afraid to jump into KBP because you knew you'd get your arses handed to you? :D Classic. Them were the days. You ganked some newew players in empire and now champion yourselves master of the universe?
all our ganks were in 0.0, where people, regardless of skill level or play style should know better than to get ganked. any new players ganked in empire (i dont think there were many if any at all tbh)were the direct consequence of the war dec that YOU issued on us. they'd have been safe had we not been provoked
it was a while ago, but i daresay we did refuse to jump into KBP on more than one occasion, cos as you say, we'd have got our arses handed to us. just cos someone walks on coals does that mean he'll walk into a blazing fire just to prove a point? course not, whats the point in dieing? same here.
EP was essentially a pirate corp, although i dont think most of its old members will be to keen on the term. we couldn't match you in numbers, so we fought when and where it suited us. we dont claim to be masters of the universe, we claim to be better than IO. the fact the only time any real damage was done to us was whilst outnumbered hints to that. i still dont know why we bothered to engage that time(i wasnt on at the time)
the fact that EP is being flamed by you guys on the bases that...well, on no real bases at all, is why people dont like you, and probably why IAC has set you red. i dont like IAC one bit if i'm being honest, but i hope they have fun destroying you!
on a lighter note, Pociomundo, thats a nice vid mate, well done killing the nova. the sooner he died, the sooner the rest of us got some peace :p
It's kinda funny. It's like a boxing match really. You guys were doing well till you got knocked out with one punch. It can't be any simpler. How can you claim to be better if your last ships are nothing more then wrecks. Also note that you never came back. Hmmm Answer me this. Did you come back after getting blown away. Or is all your smack for nothing?
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SLIM
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.05.22 03:05:00 -
[99]
Edited by: SLIM on 22/05/2007 03:04:22
Originally by: Vampire Lord
It's kinda funny. It's like a boxing match really. You guys were doing well till you got knocked the #$#$%#$ out. It can't be any simpler. How can you claim to be better if your last ships are nothing more then wrecks. Poof & STFU
You know, after listening to you on Vent for so long, I really do think you believe the crap you spout. Congratulations, I just lost a little more faith in humanity.
Oh, and side note, you know what was the hardest part about putting spies in your alliance during wartime? The corps they joined kept leaving the alliance. :/
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mr passie
Minmatar The Renegade Order Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.22 06:34:00 -
[100]
more beer please... oh and popcorn
We wardec someone and the rest of eve is smacking them, if this becomes a trend I forsee limitless possibilities
Anyway cya on the battlefield, I'm about to get some new toys to play with
I'm a reversed paranoid schizophrenic. I have voices in my head I just think I don't hear them! |
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TechnoMag
Minmatar Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.22 06:50:00 -
[101]
IAC if u want pew pew why dont u come to help goons in 9-9 area? At least most of u drop t2 stuff ... EULA 7. CONDUCT A. 1. You may not take any action that imposes an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on the System. |

Solasta Kovacs
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.05.22 08:07:00 -
[102]
Hey Kather.
The reason we went in on that last occasion was because we wanted a fight and some fun. We knew the odds were very heavily stacked against us and just had a "what the **** lets do it. Itll be funny" moment. In honesty, we had hoped to take down a few more than we did- but it was still fun.
It was also at a point where most of us were hoping / expecting to get the call from BOB any day so was a bit if a grand finale to our mini campaign. ---------------------- The Tumaril: "Pies are different" |

xh'duality
Caldari Caldari Luftwaffe Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.05.23 04:56:00 -
[103]
Originally by: TechnoMag IAC if u want pew pew why dont u come to help goons in 9-9 area? At least most of u drop t2 stuff ...
Hehe would be fun if lag wouldnt always take me t2 stuff from me . I rather kill noob's lag free then fight the lag. Maybe when CCP get's more T2 hamster up and running Ill come 
--------------------------------------------------- It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN [The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON"] |
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