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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:52:00 -
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Hello, thanks for reading my plea for help. Basically, everyday I've been logging into Eve and going about my normal business. However, for about 2 months now something very disturbing has been happening to my gameplay. Something that is slowly effecting my sanity in this game, something which is driving me completely insane!
This : Linkage
Yes, that is infact what I see every day. When I go to Jita, I see hundreds of people like this. Others are normal. But loads are like this. At first I thought it was funny, people I knew, friends and important figures were turning into what appeared to be Bald Naked Amarr Chicks by the dozens. Of course it was funny, but I didn't realise the true power that this would have on me. Two months later and it seems I'm at breaking point. I hate lag, cheaters, farmer and scammers, but they have no effect on me because I don't allow them to. I can manage that. I can't manage this.
You probably have no idea to log on each day and see people as this, guys who speak about guy stuff and yet look like women, guys who pretend to be women and speak about guy stuff now look like hotter women.... its freaky.
Every day it seems people are slowly transforming into this. And I am helpless to stop it. All I can do is look on with horror and dismay at my own sanity being eaten away bit by bit.
People who have tried to help me have said that its a problem with my eve client. They suggested I re-install it, and perhaps download a new client just in case. I did. Did it work? No.
You may say its a graphics problem caused by my PC. I would have agreed with you a while back. But then I tried Eve on another PC, a PC that had the best gaming technology on the market (yeah my lucky b*stard of a friend works for dell), and did it work? No.
So it seems it not a hardware or software issue on my side. It seems its something about my account. Its like CCP are trying to turn me insane so I end up like a mindless vegtable paying a subscription fee each month until I die in front of my PC in 60 years time.
I am lost for a solution. I need help. Can you think of anything? Anything that may get me out of this? Anything to stop the encroaching tide of Bald Naked Amarr chicks swarming around me? I don't want to find myself bemused at logging in one day only to find myself as one, like my friend did. It broke him too, he is going to trash his character of 1 year because he can't stand the fact he is a Bald Naked Amarr Chick anymore, opting to start a new toon because of it. A years training down the wolly.
He even sought help from GMs to fix him, but they couldn't... or wouldn't.
HELP ME PLZ, you could be next. 
/Adaris
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:04:00 -
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Trust me it is NOT as funny/sexeh/cute/hilarious/arousing as it sounds... well okay sure it was the first few days but then it started to get really Friday the 13th on me. Its like if you were to wake up and find your in another body, that of your dog or you mother... yikes I'm getting shivers even thinking about it.
I've had bad dreams because of this... If only I hadn't accepted the EULA I could have some way sued you for Damages wrangler. 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:19:00 -
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 Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs 
Ah, so thats why it takes the GMs so long to respond, they are 'viewing' our avatars....
/Adaris cries in protest
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Adaris on 20/05/2007 21:20:29
Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client? 
I don't want to inflict this torment on anyone else, thousands of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... can you imagine what sensual chaos you would have to endure when ambulation is released? You'd fall apart with ecstacy. 
no... nobody else must suffer, I want this thing to DIE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: bluecheast
Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off
ccp please fix
In fairness Blue, you don't look half bad, what with the feminine features and the increased chest space...
FIX ME, plz
Wrangler I hold you personally responsible for my affliction.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 20/05/2007 21:32:15
You are missing one Hot Bald Blue Chick.
But your a natural Hot Bald Blue Chick... I can hack that because I don't see you so often, but when I jumped into Oursulaert today I say 140 people. As is my norm I select all exclamation marks to see peoples faces, (I don't like to speak with a piece of grammer), and from 140ish people, over 40 were 'un-natural' Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... its downright disturbing.
Why is there not a 'turn myself blind' button ccp? I need it...
Please help me.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.21 16:01:00 -
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Due to popular demand, I have rather hesitantly decided to publish the following image of one of my fellow alliances members who has rather tragically been turned into a BALD NAKED AMARR CHICK. This problem is getting unproportionally out of hand, and must be rectified soon lest I wallow in my winter of discontent or something like that. Please ccp if you have a heart help me overcome my problem. Isn't there any advice that you can offer short of Wranglers more than apparent fetish for
BALD NAKED AMARR CHICKS?
The latest victim to be claimed was the body of one Bluecheast. Who is now the wrong gender and looks very sexeh indeed. Bluecheast thats disgusting.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.21 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Talen Kross
Adaris, is it because you load from the image on the network drive every time? Even with that new client download are you still using your old cache folder?
/Adaris replies via PSP... no mate I have tried a full clean reinstall of the client on a pc that has never had eve on it, a pc that was specialy designed to run other games that are much more demanding than eve. It leads me to the unavoidble conclusion that it is my account dats flawd
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 07:45:00 -
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Originally by: Pilk
Adira, anyone?
Sorry if it's already been linked.
--P
ROFL 
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 07:52:00 -
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Originally by: Drykor
Oh and btw, can you post my female version? ^^
Originally by: TheNewEclipse
Originally by: babylonstew
i want his client when walking in stations comes out
Now that would be something to look forward to...
I'm sure than IF I can still retain some measure of sanity by the time walking in stations comes out... I might just set up some interesting fraps videos of groups of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks doing some questionable things on camera with other 'clients'... I'll be well on my way to making Eve - softcore p(o)rn at a reasonable profit.
However, that doesn't appear to be the case, my sanity lapses, only this morning I forgot were I left my keys... I spent 2 hours looking for them, all over, searched everywhere they could be only to find them in my trouser pocket all along. The same trouser pocket of the trousers I was indeed wearing during the enitre search. The torture of seeing these people naked 23/7 is truely starting to effect my day to day reason, and I fear that I am well on my way to either becoming an eve softcore p(o)rn movie producer or a braindead vegetable.
The search continues for a solution to this horrific burden.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Well, this is really the strangest bug ever, but all you can do is try to bug report it...
Bug report sent in to the bughunters, may they kill it stone cold dead. Amen.
Wrangler do you want to see what you look like to me ingame by any chance? I must say you are quite sexeh what with all that cleavage and nakedness.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: LancerSix
Edited by: LancerSix on 22/05/2007 10:19:08
Thats EPIC.
I don't know if this would be against the rules, but why not make a trial account and see if that fixes it?
If it is a server-side mess up, a clean character DB entry might be just the trick. Then you could just tell Wrangler to check your DB entry and turn off the "perverted_graphics_programmer_mode = 1".
For example:
mysql> SELECT perverted_graphics_programmer_mode FROM eve_characters WHERE character_name = 'Adaris';
+------------------------------------+
| perverted_graphics_programmer_mode |
+------------------------------------+
| 1 |
+------------------------------------+
1 row in set
mysql> UPDATE eve_characters SET perverted_graphics_programmer_mode = 0 WHERE character_name = 'Adaris';
Query OK, 1 row affected
Rows matched: 1 Changed: 1 Warnings: 0
Fixed?
heh, I have tried that. It fixes the problem. So it would seem its an account issue. ugh.. But tis in the hands of the bug hunters now... may they pulverize it and mock its remains.
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: LancerSix
but theres probably something someone over at CCP can do to fix your particular problem.
I certainly do hope so, otherwise I'm going to have to live with the consequences.... I'm going to go fruitlooped.
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.05 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: MotherMoon
Originally by: Adaris
please post it :P
please?
it will also prove once and for all if this is real :P
If I'm allowed to post it then sure!... (devs?) (I've heard nothing from Bughunters, obviously its not a high-priority case... but my sanity!!!)
Originally by: Cheyenne Shadowborn
Originally by: Adaris
But then I tried Eve on another PC, a PC that had the best gaming technology on the market (yeah my lucky b*stard of a friend works for dell)
/Adaris
And these two things are related how? 
Okay, I made that point to show that the affliction of seeing Bald Naked Amarr Chicks was not a graphics card issue. By testing out my account on a new eve client on a much better computer with a top of the line graphics card, I ruled out the possibility that it was a graphics card issue for me. (My friend who also plays eve from that PC does not see Bald Naked Chicks, But while on my account they were abundant.)
I hope I showed you how this is related..
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.05 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Der Ewige
Well I have seen that you have made a trail account to see If you would have teh same problem on another account too. You didn't.
But I have already checked if all chars on this account are affected?
Because it could also be related directly to che char and not the account.
If it is related to teh accoutn you could probbably solve the problem by transfering your char to a new account.
But you would have to pay for it and lose the rest of time on your old account.
But you could give this hint to your BH, to check if that would fix your char.
(Maybe he can dublicate your charinfo, copy it over to a new account under different char name and check out if the problem persists)
Thanks, thats an interesting idea. I'm going to create 2 test toons on my acc, to asses if the problem extends. I'll let the thread know lol
I'd be hesitant in sending my character to another acc simply because of the expenses involved. 20 Euro new account startup fee, 20 Euro transfer fee... although this 'bug'/'feature' has really messed up my gameplay and perception of people... hmm
/Adaris weighs his 40 Euro against continuing a life of insanity
Perhaps the devs could wave their wands and do it free? Distressed customer here!!!11!1
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.05 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Adaris
Originally by: Der Ewige
Well I have seen that you have made a trail account to see If you would have teh same problem on another account too. You didn't.
But I have already checked if all chars on this account are affected?
Because it could also be related directly to che char and not the account.
If it is related to teh accoutn you could probbably solve the problem by transfering your char to a new account.
But you would have to pay for it and lose the rest of time on your old account.
But you could give this hint to your BH, to check if that would fix your char.
(Maybe he can dublicate your charinfo, copy it over to a new account under different char name and check out if the problem persists)
Thanks, thats an interesting idea. I'm going to create 2 test toons on my acc, to asses if the problem extends. I'll let the thread know lol
I'd be hesitant in sending my character to another acc simply because of the expenses involved. 20 Euro new account startup fee, 20 Euro transfer fee... although this 'bug'/'feature' has really messed up my gameplay and perception of people... hmm
/Adaris weighs his 40 Euro against continuing a life of insanity
Perhaps the devs could wave their wands and do it free? Distressed customer here!!!11!1
It didn't work. I still see Bald Naked Amarr Chicks on these other 2 characters I created on my account. So tis an account issue. If only the devs could ease my troubles with isk/a fix.
Thanks for your help mate.
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.19 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: Valandril
Bumping coz i wanna se wrangler nakid =D
I can tell you that coming from my perspective mate... No.. YOU DON'T... ewww
I'm still broken
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.22 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Kyozoku
Edited by: Kyozoku on 19/07/2007 13:16:53
I get this too but on brutor males.
Linkage
We need to form some sort of support group.
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Hanani
Edited by: Hanani on 24/07/2007 12:36:25
You are all sissies.
If you want freaky, look at what my laptop's graphics card does with portraits. Just to warn you beforehand, I hope that you do not plan on eating or sleeping anytime soon after viewing these.
this guy has got some nasty looking teeth.
lol
It is an interesting bug, I am using an Intel 915GM/GMS Express without proper Intel drivers nor a full (yet legal) windows install.
I can see ships through asteroids, and asteroids through ships.
Something tells me this bug, would be totally sweet if it works in counterstrike or other nameless FPS or MMORPG where it matters (wow battlegrounds maybe?)
Formatted for links.
Well, After literally 100+ people sent me evemails trying to help I can say that those pictures you gave are because on character creation (or not) you disabled your depth buffer from Z to No depth buffer (esc -> graphics Menu-> Display mode settings). So at least from the evidence others have given me, there is a cure (turning back on your depth buffer) (unless you made a character like that at creation screen.)
Originally by: K'reemy G'udness
v'ger
ROFL thats IT"!!!!! THATS HER!!!!
I started this thread because I was getting really sick of seeing these people everyday of my life online. Friends and closer friends were changing before my eyes. I feared that one day I would be surrounded by nothing but Bald Naked Amarr Chicks. Today my worst fears where realised.
Like a mass extinction, I have not seen one non-bald amarr female in over a week. Normality has left the building and insanity reigns. I went to jita to pick up my new cap recharger and I saw 438 Bald Women in my local.
Now, I can see that it is too late for a remedy to this crisis. I will live out the rest of my days, surrounded by mutants. People I once knew to be fully haired and clothed men and women are dead. replaced by V'ger probes.
Alas, I seek out the darkest most isolated hole in the universe to escape from them... I will remain there for as long as it takes... Because if I'm not very very carefull.... One day I will wake up a BALD NAKED AMARR CHICK.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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