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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:52:00 -
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Hello, thanks for reading my plea for help. Basically, everyday I've been logging into Eve and going about my normal business. However, for about 2 months now something very disturbing has been happening to my gameplay. Something that is slowly effecting my sanity in this game, something which is driving me completely insane!
This : Linkage
Yes, that is infact what I see every day. When I go to Jita, I see hundreds of people like this. Others are normal. But loads are like this. At first I thought it was funny, people I knew, friends and important figures were turning into what appeared to be Bald Naked Amarr Chicks by the dozens. Of course it was funny, but I didn't realise the true power that this would have on me. Two months later and it seems I'm at breaking point. I hate lag, cheaters, farmer and scammers, but they have no effect on me because I don't allow them to. I can manage that. I can't manage this.
You probably have no idea to log on each day and see people as this, guys who speak about guy stuff and yet look like women, guys who pretend to be women and speak about guy stuff now look like hotter women.... its freaky.
Every day it seems people are slowly transforming into this. And I am helpless to stop it. All I can do is look on with horror and dismay at my own sanity being eaten away bit by bit.
People who have tried to help me have said that its a problem with my eve client. They suggested I re-install it, and perhaps download a new client just in case. I did. Did it work? No.
You may say its a graphics problem caused by my PC. I would have agreed with you a while back. But then I tried Eve on another PC, a PC that had the best gaming technology on the market (yeah my lucky b*stard of a friend works for dell), and did it work? No.
So it seems it not a hardware or software issue on my side. It seems its something about my account. Its like CCP are trying to turn me insane so I end up like a mindless vegtable paying a subscription fee each month until I die in front of my PC in 60 years time.
I am lost for a solution. I need help. Can you think of anything? Anything that may get me out of this? Anything to stop the encroaching tide of Bald Naked Amarr chicks swarming around me? I don't want to find myself bemused at logging in one day only to find myself as one, like my friend did. It broke him too, he is going to trash his character of 1 year because he can't stand the fact he is a Bald Naked Amarr Chick anymore, opting to start a new toon because of it. A years training down the wolly.
He even sought help from GMs to fix him, but they couldn't... or wouldn't.
HELP ME PLZ, you could be next. 
/Adaris
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Alski
Gallente
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:56:00 -
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If i were you, i'd just go postal and pod them all 
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
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Posted - 2007.05.20 20:57:00 -
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Don't worry, some men in little white lab coats and hypodermic needles are racing to your house as we speak. They will get you all the help you need...
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DubanFP > where ever there is a player that's getting too rich, wherever there's an industrial with too much loot, wherever there is a noob with too much smack we'll be there... |
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:02:00 -
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Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
Wrangler
Assistant Community Manager
EVE Online
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:03:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:02:48
Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:02:19
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
and complaining about it!
WTF, Bluecheast!? That's my CEO in lower right corner! YOU SICK FREAK! ^^
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DubanFP > where ever there is a player that's getting too rich, wherever there's an industrial with too much loot, wherever there is a noob with too much smack we'll be there... |
Gralg Merglen
Minmatar
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:04:00 -
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Edited by: Gralg Merglen on 20/05/2007 21:02:19
hands up if you want this bug to become a 'feature' o/
Originally by: Graalum
I can also confirm that the guristas pirates have a titan. We tried to kill it but unfortunately it mwded away at 5k/second and smacked us in local.
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:04:00 -
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Trust me it is NOT as funny/sexeh/cute/hilarious/arousing as it sounds... well okay sure it was the first few days but then it started to get really Friday the 13th on me. Its like if you were to wake up and find your in another body, that of your dog or you mother... yikes I'm getting shivers even thinking about it.
I've had bad dreams because of this... If only I hadn't accepted the EULA I could have some way sued you for Damages wrangler. 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Mutius
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:10:00 -
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Can i have your client? 
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Shrivala
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client?
Dammit! You beated me to it!
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Reecoh Soltar
Gallente
CTOB
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
and complaining about it!
I'd complain too if I couldn't pan around - that's teasing & taunting!
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs 
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:18:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:21:09
I'm looking at Blue's avatar right now on corp chat and somethings stayed others changed. The skin tone changed, they all reverted to female, the hair changed, and they're butt naked. For avatars that are the right race they got a certain hairstyle but the rest changed. The angle of head, facial features, and direction they're looking remains the same. Which leads me to believe that this isn't hoax, the angle of head & facing among other things is identicle to blue. The lighting also remained the same as before.
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DubanFP > where ever there is a player that's getting too rich, wherever there's an industrial with too much loot, wherever there is a noob with too much smack we'll be there... |
Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs
Ah, so thats why it takes the GMs so long to respond, they are 'viewing' our avatars....
/Adaris cries in protest
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Adaris on 20/05/2007 21:20:29
Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client?
I don't want to inflict this torment on anyone else, thousands of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... can you imagine what sensual chaos you would have to endure when ambulation is released? You'd fall apart with ecstacy. 
no... nobody else must suffer, I want this thing to DIE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Seth Ruin
Minmatar
Galactic Exploration and Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs
"Oh, we're sorry, you had the 'NakedAmarrChicks' bit flagged in your account somehow."
"Wait, why was there even a flag for that to begin with?"
"..."
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Seth Ruin
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs
"Oh, we're sorry, you had the 'NakedAmarrChicks' bit flagged in your account somehow."
"Wait, why was there even a flag for that to begin with?"
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"oh no particular reason"
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bluecheast
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:24:00 -
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Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off
ccp please fix
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Coran Roscai
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: bluecheast
Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off
ccp please fix
Never, ever, ever look me up ingame Adaris, I'm warning you. I won't pay any money when you decide to blackmail me with pictures of my in the buff...
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:30:00 -
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So.... Tech 2 version of this would be NekkidGalenteChickView?
Maybe you could turn this around. Make it into a business opportunity. Take people's pictures at Jita 4/4 or something. You could be like that guy that hangs out at tourist traps selling palaroid shots.
So, just to get you going... think you could... um... take my pick? I've been thinking about a boob job. Give me something to entertain myself with on those long hauling trips.
  
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: bluecheast
Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off
ccp please fix
In fairness Blue, you don't look half bad, what with the feminine features and the increased chest space...
FIX ME, plz
Wrangler I hold you personally responsible for my affliction.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
1 Shot 1 Kill
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:34:00 -
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Edited by: Sokratesz on 20/05/2007 21:32:15
You are missing one Hot Bald Blue Chick.
"A raven is bad in fleet fights. Therefor a raven must be bad for all other pvp environments, too"
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KarateKid
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:36:00 -
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lol, this thread delivers
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Adaris
Dark and Light inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 20/05/2007 21:32:15
You are missing one Hot Bald Blue Chick.
But your a natural Hot Bald Blue Chick... I can hack that because I don't see you so often, but when I jumped into Oursulaert today I say 140 people. As is my norm I select all exclamation marks to see peoples faces, (I don't like to speak with a piece of grammer), and from 140ish people, over 40 were 'un-natural' Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... its downright disturbing.
Why is there not a 'turn myself blind' button ccp? I need it...
Please help me.
Please Help me, YOU could be next!
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Sera Hadari
Kodaku Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Adaris
Edited by: Adaris on 20/05/2007 21:20:29
Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client?
I don't want to inflict this torment on anyone else, thousands of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... can you imagine what sensual chaos you would have to endure when ambulation is released? You'd fall apart with ecstacy.
no... nobody else must suffer, I want this thing to DIE
If I could get a male patch please ccp then I think I could handle the ecstacy. Only I may need a shockstick to keep people from grouping my feautres in station.
Originally by: KarateKid
lol, this thread delivers
/signed
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Leonardo Sabrioski
Caldari
Leviathan Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:07:00 -
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why are like half of those chicks bald
Bald chicks =
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Dihania
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:09:00 -
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OMG you see naked people ? Just imagine them taking a dump....
Oh btw, I sell glasses and implants (if I get one of those missions).
I'd happily solve your problem with some tobacco, spirits, "cheap" implants 
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DaHeaVYFo
DEATH'S LEGION
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:09:00 -
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Send me! This beats the lara croft mod !
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Sera Hadari
Kodaku Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:12:00 -
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I think after seeing all the responses to this post, and in particular a dev response, it is all the more funny that nobody has tried to help you.
My sympathy is with you. And you may of course look me up ingame.
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babylonstew
Caldari
DNR
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:19:00 -
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i want his client when walking in stations comes out
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2007.05.20 22:41:00 -
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Did you submit a bug report on this? Have you made any form of changes to the client? Or are you using a 3rd party program?
Wrangler
Assistant Community Manager
EVE Online
Contact Support - Contact Moderators - Report Bug - Submit News Leads - Knowledge Base
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