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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:10:00 -
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Since we're all going through the list of movies I gotta find out what is the worst movie of all time that most of you have suffered through. And it's gotta be one you watched in it's entirity and not walked out on in the theatre.
1. Starship Troopers
2. Batman 3 with Mr. Freeze.
3. Whatever (I can't believe I sat through a no name flick)
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Elliot Reid
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:23:00 -
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The George Clooney version of Solaris.
Man that bored the hell out of me.
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Chode Rizoum
Minmatar
Temptation inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:28:00 -
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hard one...
deff Night at the museum and all other Ben Stiller movies
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:50:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 27/06/2007 18:49:18
 Originally by: Elliot Reid
The George Clooney version of Solaris.
Man that bored the hell out of me.
That has to be one of the worst, I agree.
Anchorman was pretty bad. Along with basically all Ben Stiller movies.
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James Swindle
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:52:00 -
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Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff. But in anycase these are my top 3....
1.Contact (nothing actually happens)
2.My little eye (just plain rubbishness)
3.Doom Movie (again just plain garbage)
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.27 18:53:00 -
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Kill Bill
Borat
Dead Ringers
Naked Lunch
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
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Plaetean
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:03:00 -
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Harsh Times.
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Siobhan Ni
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:13:00 -
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The village
It's one of those films where you feel cheated at the end for wasting two hours of your life watching such crap.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:14:00 -
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1. Plan 9 From Outer Space (directed by Ed Wood). It's so bad it's good.
2. Ator: The Fighting Eagle (this one is so bad it's hilarious).
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
lol Thats cus its supposed to be funny 
I loved starship troopers, just a great story, and very funny, plus action 
Yeah, the second one
DONT WATCH IT!
You guys need to watch some worse films
Thunderbirds
Cinderella Story
High school Musical
Newest Herbie (plus all old herbies prob)
Napoleon Dynamite
Spirited Away
Scary movie 4
The transporter
Starship troopers 2
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Mad Mackem
E X O D U S
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:22:00 -
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Eraserhead
Blair Witch Project
Phone Booth
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Marduk Jerak
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:27:00 -
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The worst movie i've ever seen has to be "Undead", its soooo bad, zombies and aliens in the same movie (wtf), as well as horrible acting and ridiculous props (quadruple barrel shotgun ftl )
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
lol Thats cus its supposed to be funny
I loved starship troopers, just a great story, and very funny, plus action
Yeah, the second one
DONT WATCH IT!
You guys need to watch some worse films
Thunderbirds
Cinderella Story
High school Musical
Newest Herbie (plus all old herbies prob)
Napoleon Dynamite
Spirited Away
Scary movie 4
The transporter
Starship troopers 2
Transporter is ok, not great imo but watchable. Was told to avoid the second. Also heard scary movie 4 was pretty bad, only seen the first 2. and yeah I don't know what the hype was all about with Napoleon Dynamite, that was 2 hours of yawn.
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Aurican Tetro
Gallente
System-Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.27 19:55:00 -
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1. Napoleon Dynamite - No explanation needed.
2. Freddy Got Fingered - Same.
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Finley II
Caldari
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:14:00 -
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Anything by Micheal Moore.
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:21:00 -
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The Bodyguard 
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Niton Stormrider
Yona Mining Inc
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:26:00 -
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Time Bandits. I was actually ****ed at the director for making such a cr@ppy movie.
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Jin Shugo
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:42:00 -
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Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:42:39
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:32
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:13
hard to answer this one there is so much **** out there.
Well i can say the biggest disappointment lately had to be
300. So long so boring.. zero story. zero character development.
and 300 naked oily dudes sweating and sleeping together and not
a single one was g.a.y!?? come on its Sparta we really know most of them
were ***.
btw - i have no problem with *** folks in fact i have a few ***
friends and even they said the lack of *** in 300 was really dumb.
O and i hated the new Bond. Worst Bond film ever, and no i dont wanna
discuss Bond here. :)
lol i cant believe this forum astericks out the word g.a.y.
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:45:00 -
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Battlefield Earth.
Off topic: Hail Xenu.
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MassonA
Caldari
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:51:00 -
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the worst film i watched was some ****ty u-list film called 'the pool' and the tagline was 'underwater, nobody can hear you scream'
..yes they can
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FinFleet
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:53:00 -
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All of the recent Spider-Man movies, Eragon, recent Narnia.
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:56:00 -
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Anything with Will Ferrell - It's like "Hey everyone!!! Let's laugh at me cuz I'm chubby and pale and stupid and I jump around acting like an idiot!!!!". The same goes for Jack Black and Chris Farley. No talent un-funny hacks.
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Avery Eclipsen
Minmatar
54th Knights Templar
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:59:00 -
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the grudge
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.27 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Shugo
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:42:39
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:32
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:13
hard to answer this one there is so much **** out there.
Well i can say the biggest disappointment lately had to be
300. So long so boring.. zero story. zero character development.
and 300 naked oily dudes sweating and sleeping together and not
a single one was g.a.y!?? come on its Sparta we really know most of them
were ***.
btw - i have no problem with *** folks in fact i have a few ***
friends and even they said the lack of *** in 300 was really dumb.
O and i hated the new Bond. Worst Bond film ever, and no i dont wanna
discuss Bond here. :)
lol i cant believe this forum astericks out the word g.a.y.
I can't believe you said 300!  Ah well to each their own.
And yes Bond went downhill a long time ago. Now it's like 'Heres your 50 nifty gadgets that will just happen to be useful, a new car that costed us billions for you to blow up, now go out there and expose yourself to the enemy, sleep with as many women you can, blow everything up, and anything else you can think of that a spy wouldn't actually do!'
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First Stotherd
Caldari
MisFunk Inc.
Frontline.
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:04:00 -
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Any of the Date/Sacry/Epic movie films. They make me want to cry.
The american pie films. Again, cry.
Norbit.
Final Fantasy, Spirits within.
I find all of the rocky's pretty bad.
Why they insist on making these films is beyond me.
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Jin Shugo
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Jin Shugo
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:42:39
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:32
Edited by: Jin Shugo on 27/06/2007 20:41:13
hard to answer this one there is so much **** out there.
Well i can say the biggest disappointment lately had to be
300. So long so boring.. zero story. zero character development.
and 300 naked oily dudes sweating and sleeping together and not
a single one was g.a.y!?? come on its Sparta we really know most of them
were ***.
btw - i have no problem with *** folks in fact i have a few ***
friends and even they said the lack of *** in 300 was really dumb.
O and i hated the new Bond. Worst Bond film ever, and no i dont wanna
discuss Bond here. :)
lol i cant believe this forum astericks out the word g.a.y.
I can't believe you said 300! Ah well to each their own.
And yes Bond went downhill a long time ago. Now it's like 'Heres your 50 nifty gadgets that will just happen to be useful, a new car that costed us billions for you to blow up, now go out there and expose yourself to the enemy, sleep with as many women you can, blow everything up, and anything else you can think of that a spy wouldn't actually do!'
Ya sorry dude. i just found 300 really boring. The only part that had a single ounce of emotion was when that dad dude got "blood drunk" after his son was killed, and starting hacking ppl like a mad man. This movie reminded me of half @ssed Braveheart but BH was 100x better.
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Mr Bigglesworth
Maza Nostra
oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:15:00 -
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Anchorman?! Contact?! Your crazy! Those were both great films!!
Worst? Well i've been let down by a few, namely the 2nd Starship Troopers - that was really awful. Although Serenity was O.Kish, it was a big let down personally since i loved the Firefly series.
On a sidenote, bring back firefly!
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:23:00 -
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Yes bring back firefly! Although it won't be the same without Wash's jokes and even without Book.
DAMN YOU FOX NETWORK!
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Jin Shugo
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:26:00 -
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o god the things i would do to get back
my Firefly.
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Horza Otho
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:37:00 -
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Edited by: Horza Otho on 27/06/2007 21:36:01
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
lol Thats cus its supposed to be funny
I loved starship troopers, just a great story, and very funny, plus action
Yeah, the second one
DONT WATCH IT!
You guys need to watch some worse films
Thunderbirds
Cinderella Story
High school Musical
Newest Herbie (plus all old herbies prob)
Napoleon Dynamite
Spirited Away
Scary movie 4
The transporter
Starship troopers 2
Diiiiiiiiiiiiie. Cinderella Story > rocky
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Ione Hunt
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.27 21:43:00 -
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1) Spawn: Watching a bug crawl up a white wall is more entertaining than Spawn. I have yet to watch a movie that surpasses its crappiness.
2) Red Planet: OHNOEHS!!!!! KILLERBUGS ON MARS!!!! This movie has about the same level of crappiness when it comes to plotline, but in comparison with Spawn, special effects are somewhat ok.
There's a lot of bad movies out there, but those 2 are so far ahead on the "omg I wish I was blind and mute" scale, they deserve to be mentioned in this thread.
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Mary Janee
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:05:00 -
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The lost skeleton of cadavera
the part with the skeleton climbing the cliff ... this movie is so terrible its funny
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Lucus Ranger
Gallente
Blood Corsair's
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:12:00 -
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Solaris for me, I even fell asleep in that one.. first time ever.. 
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:13:00 -
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I love will Ferrel, halarious guy!
"NEWS TEAM! ASSSSSEMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Anchorman was such a class film, so funny...
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Horza Otho
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:14:00 -
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LOUD NOISES
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:25:00 -
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I love lamp
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Brolly
Caldari
Templars of Space
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.27 22:53:00 -
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Indpendence day
Fantatsic 4: silver surfer
Most american mainstream films, or naff brittish romantic tosh.
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perl
North Star Networks
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.06.27 23:30:00 -
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Lord of the rings and starwars. **** bunch of ****ty ass movies people praise to heaven.. and it's all ****e!
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.28 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: RedFall
Battlefield Earth.
Off topic: Hail Xenu.
^^ This. Gotta be the worst movie made in the last 50 years.
Chronicles of Narnia was awful too. Worst child acting I've ever seen.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.06.28 00:55:00 -
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Worst movies I ever paid to see:
Battlefield Earth
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
other notable crap:
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
King Arthur
Batman and Robin and Batman Forever
The Good Shepard
Son of the Mask
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
movies I avoided because of their reputation for crappage:
BloodRayne
Gigli
Epic Movie
Blood and Chocolate
Alone in the Dark (all Uwe Boll movies really)
Kazaam
Glitter
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CCP Nag
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Posted - 2007.06.28 01:16:00 -
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Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
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Spontaneous Defenestration
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Posted - 2007.06.28 01:18:00 -
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Johnny English
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Antiochus Laetus
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.28 01:23:00 -
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Battlefield Earth
Worst movie I've ever seen. I've seen some terrible stuff.
Acting, plot, story MAJOR inconsistencies (is that right?)
Anyway, its like what 1000 years in the future or something...aliens call us man-animals? THEY teach us about our history (the same aliens that conquered us) Humans then find COMPLETELY functional Harrier jets fully fueled and armed. Then human pilots who are not only able to fly but combat professional trained alien soldiers wtf?
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Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.28 01:30:00 -
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Street Fighter: The Movie
The worst part was the film melted about 20 minutes in, I had to wait 30 minutes just for them to fix it, I should'a took the hint.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.06.28 01:55:00 -
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The Doom movie, they butchered the story so bad that it should have been sued for abusing the Doom name. No Hell, no Demons, just another "OMG, genetic monsterz! flee!" movie. Atleast Resident Evil had a half decent backstory ffs; Doom was like a Uwe Boll abortion.
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Bellicose
Gallente
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.28 03:36:00 -
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Battlefield Earth
crow vs crow
Becourse i said so
Jeepers creepers
Fake Mail
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.28 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
But Manos: The Hands of Fate is so bad that its actually funny; it fails so epically that its actually a winning failure.
So its not really that bad.
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MotherMoon
Minmatar
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.06.28 03:44:00 -
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turkish rambo
and turkish star wars
I'm right
I'm sry but it's true :)
lolz
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Omen Incorporated
Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.06.28 04:14:00 -
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Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 28/06/2007 04:19:37
Originally by: Jin Shugo
o god the things i would do to get back
my Firefly.
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Yes bring back firefly! Although it won't be the same without Wash's jokes and even without Book.
DAMN YOU FOX NETWORK!
I know that there will not be flaming, but napalming of what I'm gonna say:
FIREFLY SUCKED AND I HOPE IT NEVER LIVES AGAIN!
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Mysterious Stranger
Caldari
Enclave Services
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Posted - 2007.06.28 04:30:00 -
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Edited by: Mysterious Stranger on 28/06/2007 04:29:22
Napoleon Dynamite
Epic Movie
I'd tag on Lord of the Rings but I fell asleep halfway through the movie. Don't think my g/f at the time appreciated that much
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please for the love of god read the dam stickies
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Frezik
Celtic Anarchy
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.28 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
Manos was rumored to be heckled by its opening crowd in El Paso, thus predicting its own future as a MST3k classic.
I'd say that "Prince of Space" and "Invasion of the Neptune Men" were much worse than Manos, even when allowing for the fact that they're both poorly-dubed Japanese kiddie flicks from before the Japanese figured out how to do anime right.
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Richard Aiel
Caldari
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2007.06.28 05:18:00 -
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Very simple:
WORST MOVIE EVER:
Open Water
OMG the ending O.o
Irony:
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.28 06:16:00 -
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I robot...
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Great Artista
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.06.28 07:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Bigglesworth
On a sidenote, bring back firefly!
QFMFT!
Worst films;
 Starship troopers 2, first one was so funny and all, second was just crap.
F-tastic 4: the first and the second. I really hope I dont need to say why...
Event horizon, yeah alotta people are gonna flame me for this, but honestly, I had high hopes for the movie, it started out nice but it just got worse and worse the further I watched it. I honestly thought that I got the wrong film.
Resident evils / kill bills / Ultraviolet / CATWOMAN. Basically any cartoon based movie with female maincharacter. When one wants ****, one opens the internet. Dont put this soft ****ish stuff on the movies just to sell a lot.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Nothing too bad on the movie, but that one guy, the other Jedi whoever he is, JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACT.
I'll edit the post when I can think of more total failures.
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Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.06.28 07:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 28/06/2007 04:19:37
Originally by: Jin Shugo
o god the things i would do to get back
my Firefly.
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Yes bring back firefly! Although it won't be the same without Wash's jokes and even without Book.
DAMN YOU FOX NETWORK!
I know that there will not be flaming, but napalming of what I'm gonna say:
FIREFLY SUCKED AND I HOPE IT NEVER LIVES AGAIN!
/flame
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Richard Aiel
Caldari
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2007.06.28 08:07:00 -
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also: Doom
THAT was a soggy crap sandwich right there
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.06.28 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
I can top you. "Goliath vs. The Vampires". I saw this on a show called "The Very Bad Movie". The safe thing to say is they'll never be sued for false advertising.
The clincher: there are NO vampires in the movie! It just goes from horrible to worse. Bad story, no plot, bad acting, bad fights, etc.
I used to get It.
Then It changed.
Now I don't even know what It is.
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Lucian Alucard
Caldari
Generals Of Destruction Syndicate
Terror In The System
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Posted - 2007.06.28 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
But Manos: The Hands of Fate is so bad that its actually funny; it fails so epically that its actually a winning failure.
So its not really that bad.
First off Manos is only good if you get the Dvd version with the MST3K episode featuring Manos.
Secondly the worst movies of the past 20 years are......
1.)Godzilla
2.) The Hulk
3.)Resident Evil2
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.06.28 09:00:00 -
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also: Epic Movie.
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Pehova Mindtriq
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 09:18:00 -
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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai - This movie was terrible because it was so damn boring but had alot of promise. Usually with really bad movies I stop watching after a few minnutes but this movie had a great actor (Forest Whitaker) and an interesting soundtrack so I kept watching in hope that it would turn around and get better.It didn't get better and afterwards I felt like I wasted so much time on such crap.
What makes the worst movie for me is not the movies that are so useless you can't watch. It's the ones that are really bad but gives enough hope to keep watching til the end but still sucks when it's over.
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Ruato
Gallente
Gurgleblaster Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.28 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Spirited Away
Seriously, WTH?
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Elizabeth Saxon
42nd Armored
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.28 10:11:00 -
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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
you have to see it to belive it..
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Xanorok
Minmatar
mega mining corporation
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.28 10:16:00 -
[64]
"Leningrad Cowboys go America", without a doubt.
Just ... awful.
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QwaarJet
Gallente
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.06.28 10:29:00 -
[65]
Batman And Robin
Gigli
Mortal Kombat : Annihilation
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Khadur
Minmatar
Spontaneous Defenestration
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Posted - 2007.06.28 10:49:00 -
[66]
Snakes on ze plane???
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.06.28 10:50:00 -
[67]
"snakes on a train" was pretty terrible.
(yes, train, not plane)
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Invader Skooge
Minmatar
Wildlands Heavy Technologies
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:09:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Elizabeth Saxon
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
WTF!? that film is awesome! 1 of the main characters is a psycho hillbilly clown, thats enuff awesomeness for even chuck norris to enjoy
worst films:
- Wing Commander: The Movie
- Anything which has anything to do with Football (the english kind)
- Anything ever created by Sony Animation Studios
Also i pray upon the return of Firefly because basically...its great :D
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Locus Bey
Gallente
Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:20:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Locus Bey on 28/06/2007 11:20:22
Ghost Dog and Spirited Away as worst? Both brilliant.
Worst: Forrest Gump, Fast and the Furious, any of the last 3 Star Wars movies, anything with Farrell
oh and i forgot that d***head jim carey
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:24:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Plaetean
Harsh Times.
YES! Omg that film made me quite physically sick with its crappiness. I can't believe theygot Christian Bale to defoul himself with such a terrible movie and role. SIGH.
ugh, just ugh.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:39:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
FIREFLY SUCKED AND I HOPE IT NEVER LIVES AGAIN!
Posting is a priviledge and not a right, we do not appreciate downright lies and counter propagenda on these forums.
Firefly ftw 
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Khan Jogre
Amarr
Aterizon Capital
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:43:00 -
[72]
Originally by: ry ry
Troll 2.
quite literally the worst movie ever. hi lights include goblins (there are no trolls), pre-nosejob jennifer aniston, the 80's, special effects that appear to be created using only shaving foam, a small child ****ing on a family meal, AND MORE!
it's so terrible it's ******* awesome.
Damn you for getting this before me, A friend and I watched it the other day and we just laughed constantly at how terrible it was. I am also stuck quoting it now but it cheers me up when i do.
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Sooplex
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.06.28 11:55:00 -
[73]
Exorcist 2 - The one with Richard Burton woodenly going through the motions with an expression on his face like "What the flying fak am I doing here?"
Also a special mention to Godzilla - A man sitting at a radar screen, the camera pans over his shoulder. Godzilla is represented on the screen by a huge green lizard symbol and rockets are flashing red...erm...rocket symbols. The radar console has huge big buttons and looks like a seven year olds badly built toy.
I pressed the huge red button on my dvd controls shortly after.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 12:10:00 -
[74]
Some dvd i rented once. It is supposed to be a comedy but it ended up making me angry, because it really failed to be funny imo, and it tried so hard.
Chairman of the board
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Ealiom
Infinitus Morti
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.28 12:40:00 -
[75]
1: Batman 3 - One of only two movies i have walked out of. I later saw it on TV (shudder)
2: Last set of Matrix movies (Mind Fart allert Mind Fart Alert)
3: All new Star Wars movies
4: Elfen Lied (Cos guy in other thread re-invigorated my anger at this piece of trash.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 12:45:00 -
[76]
Originally by: ry ry
"snakes on a train" was pretty terrible.
(yes, train, not plane)
u bastard i almost died.. eatin a cookie as i laughed so hard LOL
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Posted - 2007.06.28 12:54:00 -
[77]
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
batman 3 ,
Spawn special effects were good.. but thats about it.. were was the 3rd.. the clown etc etc was awful
all mortal kombat flims..soooo awful ! the special effects down right wrong!
Solaris - wow.. nothing even happened in the flim!
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:15:00 -
[78]
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is brilliant! Stomping robots, rocket ships, cheesy acting...it epitomises everything that spawned from the pulp sci-fi of the golden age!
I still have not forgiven my former housemate at uni for making me sit through "Meet the Feebles", a movie so bad it caused permanent mental scarring and still makes me twitch whenever someone mentions it. How this director went on to create the Lord of the Rings trilogy is a mystery (although I am still waiting for a "No hobbit scenes" hack)
A close second is completely mystifying "Zardoz", starring Sean Connery. This bizarre half sci-fi, half art flick concoction is notable for featuring Sean Connery in a wedding dress. Also a giant floating head that delivers a litany proclaiming that guns are good and male genitalia are evil.
In third place, "Van Helsing", which is similar to Plan 9 From Outer Space in that it is so bad it is good. If nothing else the inclusion of the line "Can't we be friends?" in the climactic battle scene should have been a hint to the studio that this script writer was off his trolley. This is a masterful summary of the plot. And there is a drinking game.
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Xtreem
Gallente
CyberDyne.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:29:00 -
[79]
lol i just think its weird how many of the films here mentioned as really bad by others i really liked
contact - great film, could have had a better ending tho
anchorman - loved it
epic/scary/date movies - great to ok (some better than others)
300 - awesome film
transporter - i thought was good
battlefield earth - ok the film is REALLY bad, but thats what makes it so great, i watch it for laughs!
starship troopers - thought it was good!
and several others i read but then forgot by this point!
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:30:00 -
[80]
Originally by: ry ry
also: Epic Movie.
I just bought this on DVD at the weekend! Doh! Is it that much of a stinker? Looked quite funny.
There's Something About Mary - had heard people say it was funny, but watched it all the way through waiting for the funny part. Even the "hilarious" glop in her hair didn't raise a smile for me.
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Darcy Killar
Gallente
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:35:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Darcy Killar on 28/06/2007 13:34:06
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
Posting is a priviledge and not a right, we do not appreciate downright lies and counter propagenda on these forums.
Firefly ftw
Yes Firefly FTW!!
Battlefield Earth is the worst I have ever seen...by far...
However for all of you who hated it as a movie, it is the absolute BEST book I have EVER read! The movie made me so angry because of how much of a mockery it isà seriouslyàI nearly cried with hatred for the writer, the director, the producers and all of the actorsà Honestly they are only related in name and very general concept...
(oh and fix the forum bugs that force me to edit)
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Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:45:00 -
[82]
Worst movie Ive ever seen: The Good Shepard.
Oh Dear God was that the longest boring movie. Pointless scene after seen, never really getting anywhere with it. I just didnt end  Friend of mine accually fell asleep during it, and I was about to if it wasnt for the bag of Sour Patch Kids I ate.
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE
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Posted - 2007.06.28 13:57:00 -
[83]
SS Doomtrooper
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Sqalevon
Masuat'aa Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.28 14:00:00 -
[84]
She's the Man literaly made me vommit on the way to the alps.
Damn bus companies think they need to play onboard television movies to entertain the passangers to their destination...
It might have been the booze though.
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Hebik Fane
Malicious Intentions
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.28 14:48:00 -
[85]
Red Dawn - Loved it as a kid, watched it the other day on cable, it is terrible, just really really bad.
Wing Commander Movie - Saw that on someone else's post, that was real bad too.
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Chode Rizoum
Minmatar
Temptation inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 15:00:00 -
[86]
HOW CAN YOU SAY House of a 1000 Corpses is a bad movie
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Copine Callmeknau
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.06.28 15:41:00 -
[87]
LOTR (all)- yes it's epic. Epic lose, Epic yawnfest, epic waste of 9 hours
Doom - way to butcher well over a decade of pure awesomeness
Land of the Dead - Huge letdown for me, I love zombie flicks
Starship Troopers 2 - Too abysmal to summate in a sentance
Starship troopers is awesome though, very robocop :p
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Depressing as hell though. By the end, you feel like someone's eaten your kitten.
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Sinjin Smythe
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 16:01:00 -
[88]
Battlefield Earth, no contest
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I'll nap all of eve
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.28 16:59:00 -
[89]
I personally liked Firefly because it was a new angle into sci-fi.
Sure we've got 4 versions of star trek but they all do the same thing more or less, just with different cast who eventually meet each other somehow. Hell, they had to give DS9 a ship because they realized a space station was really boring.
I know alot of people like battlestar galactica but I personally couldn't get into it.
Stargate SG-1 was, imo, awesome until they started changing the crew.
Stargate Atlantis I feel is just a poor spin off of SG-1
And I'm sure theres others but I never really watched sci-fi that much.
Just remember I made this thread for allowing ya'all to express your opinions and it's ok for people to hate Firefly
Good lists so far. I loved Manos on MST3K. That crew wanted to kill themselves by the middle of the movie!
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Horatio Nately
Caldari
808 Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.06.28 17:49:00 -
[90]
Versus.
That is the worst film i've ever seen.
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Posted - 2007.06.28 18:37:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Polonium 210 on 28/06/2007 18:38:35
Zoo Spartans.
Tbh, seen it 2 times. Took tickets 2nd time specially to see it while being dead drunk. It was really fun, quite special kind of fun though.
Oh, and Star Wars 3 was quite disgusting too. All that utter stupidness of the princess Amidala, and other dialogues did add up well to the general idiocy.
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Saint Lazarus
C R Y O
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.28 18:58:00 -
[92]
Resident Evil and Batman and Robin.
Both epic failures
I agree with alot of other peoples choices but disagree with alot more
First off Anchorman = genius, if you hate it or Will Ferrel in general, dosent mean its terrible, thats just ignorant ffs
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Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.06.28 19:02:00 -
[93]
Edited by: Crumplecorn on 28/06/2007 19:04:23
Solaris, though I think it's problem was focusing on a subplot. Everyone else on the station had similar things going on to George Clooney, not to mention the mystery of the planet, but they only went into Clooney's story. If that had been a subplot and they had done the overall story I bet it would have been good.
Fantastic Four I heard was bad, and tried for myself. They do only utterly cliched scenes, and do them worse than anyone else. One could improve this film by replacing the most cliched scenes with the eqivilant scenes from other movie.
Snakes on a Plane is proof that if you try to be a 'so bad its good' cult classic, all you get is actual Bad.
I feel compelled to comment on some films:
Battlefield Earth: is hilarious. Makes no sense, but if you accept that it is damn entertaining. WE HAVE LEVERAGE!!!1
The Transporter: Best action film of recent time. Has a completely (completely) nonsensical plot, but some of the best action scenes recently. Rather than going for 'bigger' in the fight scenes they went for 'original'. Rather than going for 'faster' in the chase scenes they went for 'more realistic' and 'better choreographed'. 2 is, ironically, a generic action film with no redeeming features. It actually goes out of its way to remove what made its predecessor good.
The Matrix: The sequels were better than the original FFS. 'nuff said.
Firefly: Reached a quality level in episode 1 that it took the Star Treks and Stargates a whole season or 2 to reach. Simply amazing.
300: Did what it set out to do perfectly. Perfectly. One person mentioned no character development. What film were they watching? 'Cause I was watching the artistic heroic story whose only aim was epic fight scenes by the comic book guy.
Contact: PROTIP: It's not about the actual contact with the aliens.
Forrest Gump: GTFO. Just GTFO.
Godzilla/Independance Day: Still the best films in their genre.
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Jaruk Talis
Caldari
AWE Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.06.28 19:14:00 -
[94]
Talledega Nights.
Predictable story with comedy that was in no way funny. Insulting more than anything else really...
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.06.28 19:24:00 -
[95]
The first matrix I liked and the ending was actually decent implying that it could have made sequels.
Matrix 2 really killed it for me with characters that didn't really need to be there, waaaaaay to much talk and a NBC style ending.
#3 was so so. While I liked the last fight scene with the little mechs I still don't think it was enough to make a good movie.
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Vladimir Ilych
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.28 21:24:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Vladimir Ilych on 28/06/2007 21:25:52
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
You guys need to watch some worse films
Thunderbirds
Cinderella Story
High school Musical
Newest Herbie (plus all old herbies prob)
Napoleon Dynamite
Spirited Away
Scary movie 4
The transporter
Starship troopers 2
Are you mental?
Napoleon Dynamite
Spirited Away
These are great movies!
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.28 21:57:00 -
[97]
The most depressing film I've ever seen was Once Were Warriors.
Not "bad" in a "total crap" sense, but really really depressing.
Muriel's Wedding too. Thought it was going to have an upbeat and happy ending, but it was totally depressing.
Way to go Southern Hemisphere! 
Chopper was great though, so you can have a point back for that!
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.28 22:00:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Since we're all going through the list of movies I gotta find out what is the worst movie of all time that most of you have suffered through. And it's gotta be one you watched in it's entirity and not walked out on in the theatre.
1. Starship Troopers
2. Batman 3 with Mr. Freeze.
3. Whatever (I can't believe I sat through a no name flick)
Starship Troopers was horrid.
I can't get over how badly that movie was done.
it scarred me for life.
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Wardog 1
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.28 22:11:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Anchorman was pretty bad.
That there is a lie.
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.28 22:41:00 -
[100]
Spirited away is SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO BAD!!!!!!!!
IT SUCKS!
Serenity was ok
300 was quite good, (without the politics it would have been better)
Anchorman rules
I love lamp
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Red Crown
Kudzu Collective
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Posted - 2007.06.29 03:18:00 -
[101]
If you think Starship Troopers was bad, you weren't watching it correctly. Adjust your television set and realize the satire/irony of it.
Basically many of the films MST3K did should be locked up in a vault somehwere.
Pod People - Foreign, terrible, amazing plot holes and continuity errors, it didn't make sense, it sucked, and it featured an alien named "Trumpy".
Plan 9 from outer space - possibly the worst movie ever
Teenagers from outer space - Nuff' said
Star Wars Episode 1 - I began to question George Lucas' sanity after seeing this one.
Any movie (except for any film made by Pixar before 2006) that is rated as "#1 Family Movie in America".
The Wickerman - attempts to build suspense before it just shows pictures of random creepy things.
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Priory Of The Lemon
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.29 03:34:00 -
[102]
Epic Movie.
All I can say is that one does stupid things when bored and browsing movies on cable :D
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Makran
Caldari
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.29 03:51:00 -
[103]
Originally by: RedFall
Battlefield Earth.
Off topic: Hail Xenu.
I'm shocked this wasn't posted within the first 2 posts...it's just god-aweful!
Another one I actually sat all the way through (hating myself the entire time) was Ultra Violet. I love Milla Jovovich, but damn that movie sucked hard. :(
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Posted - 2007.06.29 04:59:00 -
[104]
By far the worst is:
Open Water.
2. Starship troopers 2
3. Most new movies that you know whats going to happen before it does. Everytime.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.06.29 05:26:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Makran
Another one I actually sat all the way through (hating myself the entire time) was Ultra Violet. I love Milla Jovovich, but damn that movie sucked hard. :(
How did I forget that one. What a piece of crap that was. So was Aeon Flux, Catwomen, Elektra, and Daredevil. Your post just reminded me of all that suck.
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Amarr
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.06.29 06:25:00 -
[106]
9 songs
terrible attempt to disguise fairly rubbish gratuituous **** as "arty"
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Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.29 07:09:00 -
[107]
The Good Shepard, as an ISD guy said, it never ended, and was just so.. boring..
Aeon Flux was indeed terrible
Highwaymen is also horrible(cripple guy killing people in a car)
Anchor Man, I couldn't sit through this movie.
Babel, it did have some naked japanese chick who couldn't get laid, but it was just really boring.
Starship troopers rocks.
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.06.29 07:40:00 -
[108]
This thread could result in more acts of war than a Serb and an Archduke meeting in Sarajevo.
I've gotta admit that I love a lot of those listed as worst. Love may be a bad choice, but "was thoroughly entertained" is a good way to put it.
I used to get It.
Then It changed.
Now I don't even know what It is.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.29 10:20:00 -
[109]
Originally by: F'nog
This thread could result in more acts of war than a Serb and an Archduke meeting in Sarajevo.
That bit where Archie Duke shot an Ostrich because he was hungry? (C) Baldrick.
From the other thread, the films that make people sad ... Armageddon. That was total rubbish IMO.
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Locus Bey
Gallente
Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:04:00 -
[110]
Originally by: SibSpi
The Good Shepard, as an ISD guy said, it never ended, and was just so.. boring..
Aeon Flux was indeed terrible
Highwaymen is also horrible(cripple guy killing people in a car)
Anchor Man, I couldn't sit through this movie.
Babel, it did have some naked japanese chick who couldn't get laid, but it was just really boring.
Starship troopers rocks.
You got to be kidding about Babel, brilliant film, a must see. Probably the only film Brad Pitt has almost shown he can act in.
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Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:08:00 -
[111]
I went to see Paradise Lost the other day. MISTAKE !!
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Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:27:00 -
[112]
Agreeing with alot of choices here!
Two I hate that haven't been mentioned yet:
Love Actually and The Mexican
Starship Troopers is awesome!
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Neon Genesis
Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2007.06.29 12:19:00 -
[113]
All of the Shrek movies.
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Araxmas
The Blue Dagger Mercenery Agency
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Posted - 2007.06.29 12:45:00 -
[114]
First off starship troopers was awesome, probably one of my favorites.
Worst movie...
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All those "psychological thrillers" such as hostel/vacancy/grudge sorry but it's been done, stop using that same crappy style.
oh and Red Dawn kicks ass, but eventually someone will probably post it in here.
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StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.06.29 12:59:00 -
[115]
red dawn
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Makran
Caldari
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.29 13:57:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Tarquin TarquiniusYour post just reminded me of all that suck.[/quote
Hehe, glad I could help Tarquin!
Other really bad movies that made me cry:
- The Matrix Reloaded
- The Matrix Revolutions
- Star Wars: Episode 1, 2 and 3 (of those three though, they each had their moments of awesomeness...like when Jar Jar got his head blown off...oh wait.....DAMN!)
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Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2007.06.29 17:20:00 -
[117]
I actually thought the original "Starship Troopers" was brilliant. The sequel however was absolutely dreadful. Low budget tripe that should never have been released to sully the franchise. Other candidates for worst film ever:
- Lake Placid
- Alexander (I actually couldn't bear to watch this and left the cinema)
- Runaway Bride (Thank the Lord for giving us the remote control)
- Blair Witch (Should have been called "WTF?")
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42nd Armored
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.29 17:54:00 -
[118]
Quote:
HOW CAN YOU SAY House of a 1000 Corpses is a bad movie
i didnt say it was a bad movie.. Its probably the sickest most demented movie ever..
i mean the only thing i could imagine worse is
battle royale 1/2
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Posted - 2007.06.29 18:05:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Makran
Another one I actually sat all the way through (hating myself the entire time) was Ultra Violet. I love Milla Jovovich, but damn that movie sucked hard. :(
Well honestly alot of Mila Jovovich movies aren't really superb by any means but I still have a ton of them cause she's hot and she generally gets naked in every movie with 10 minutes.
I affectionatly refer to her as my B-rate goddess.
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Ore Mongers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.29 19:06:00 -
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Babel
The Prestige
Harsh Times
Some really ****ty flicks right there. Makes me nauseous.
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Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.29 19:21:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Locus Bey
Originally by: SibSpi
The Good Shepard, as an ISD guy said, it never ended, and was just so.. boring..
Aeon Flux was indeed terrible
Highwaymen is also horrible(cripple guy killing people in a car)
Anchor Man, I couldn't sit through this movie.
Babel, it did have some naked japanese chick who couldn't get laid, but it was just really boring.
Starship troopers rocks.
You got to be kidding about Babel, brilliant film, a must see. Probably the only film Brad Pitt has almost shown he can act in.
The general idea about it was a good one(multiple storylines that end up relating to eachother) but it was just poorly done and wasn't very interesting.
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Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.29 23:03:00 -
[122]
Munich made me want to gnaw my own arms off with boredom. It didn't help that I really didn't care about whether the main character or his family lived or died. The movie never managed to bring any feelings out in me towards them whatsoever.
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Posted - 2007.06.29 23:45:00 -
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Of the top of my head and in no particular order:
Highlander II the sequel that everyone likes to think never existed
Alexander how could they sully angelina so :(
Blair Witch spent most of the movie trying to figure out what was scary, maybe I am too used to in your face gore rather than the horror that relies upon imagination. Quite a few people walked out bored during the movie when I saw that
New World - zzZzzzz
Eragon - oh dear
Batman & Robin - every sentence made me cringe, puntastic
Speed 2 - followed the rule of sequels and sucked
Star wars 1 - Jar Jar must die!
Lost Season 2-3 - no idea what went on there, one second there was a polar bear and the next this crap black mist. And they plan on making it till 2010 I heard!
Ghost Rider - just no
Pirates of the Caribbean 2+3 - not maybe the worst movies ever but could of been so much better, they seemed to drag number 2 out just to make a trilogy out of it and get some cash.
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Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.06.29 23:51:00 -
[124]
Originally by: CCP Chronotis
Blair Witch spent most of the movie trying to figure out what was scary, maybe I am too used to in your face gore rather than the horror that relies upon imagination. Quite a few people walked out bored during the movie when I saw that
The gory ones don't scare me really. It's the physchological ones that make me think "what's out there?", "what did that?" etc. that scare me.
I must have been in the perfect mood and perfect setting (Dark winter night ISTR) for watching Blair Witch as it scared the daylights out of me. Even just seeing the wierd symbol hanging from the tree, and the pile of stones.
I guess it wouldn't have the same effect if I'd tried to watch it with a load of beered up mates after a summer afternoon barbecue etc.
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Mercenary Forces
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.06.30 00:19:00 -
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Blair Witch was terrible. Rubbish film...
I get more scared looking in the mirror in the morning :(
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Posted - 2007.06.30 06:02:00 -
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I see a lot of you mention Starship Troopers 2, which really did bite. Just curious... was it even released in theaters anywhere? In Canada, it went straight to video, and then about 12 hours after that, it went to the "Rent it for a year for 99 cents!" shelves (well not quite, but close).
My own most horrible movies are The Black Mask with Jet Li, and A History of Violence.
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Caldari
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.30 09:19:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Red Crown
If you think Starship Troopers was bad, you weren't watching it correctly. Adjust your television set and realize the satire/irony of it.
Verhoeven should have picked a different book to disgrace then. And making the move as basically a Robocop (not that RoboCop is bad) clone was insult upon injury.
It you recycle the same tricks you already used before, it is just lazy.
And when it is done to literature with a POINT, it is a crime.
Might as well turn Romeo and Juliet into a **** flick.
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Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.30 09:55:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Fink Angel
The most depressing film I've ever seen was Once Were Warriors.
Not "bad" in a "total crap" sense, but really really depressing.
Go see the sequel "What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted". Jake tries to turn his life around, which actually produces a lighter moment or two. I enjoyed both movies for what they were.
The only movie I can ever remember not being able to sit through was the very first Star Trek movie. Both Anchorman and Super Troopers came close to joining that club but both times my friend was insistent that I stay and gut it out. :/
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Posted - 2007.06.30 10:19:00 -
[129]
some of the worst movies i can think of off the top of my head-
Labyrinth
Willow
Cop and a half-almost makes me lose respect for burt.
braveheart-mel gibson sucks.
LOTR-fail
Ben stiller movies-epic fail
Rush Hour 1+2-chris tuckers voice makes me want to tear off my own ears after about 5 minutes. so many stereotypes i wanted to send a copy to sharpton.
batman and robin
battlefield earth
click
independence day
event horizon-this movie just got really really bad towards the end. and the middle a bit.
napoleon dynamite-killed more brain cells than popping a bag of disco biscuits
crank-the one redeeming scene was when...well...it involves amy smart and a crowd. made me lol.
the last samurai
once upon a time in mexico-one of the worst movies ive ever paid to see
the scorpion king
also anchorman is a great movie. so is the new bond (devoid of 50 million gadgets, and the opening action sequence where a guy gets drowned in a f*cking sink, as well as the running scene with sebastien foucan made the movie worth seeing.whole thing=awesome)
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Caldari
System-Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.30 10:43:00 -
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First off, Starship Troopers is awesome! If you didn't like it, watch it again and listen to the odd one-liners, and also think of WW1 when you watch it, and you might understand the irony... If you still think it's crap, then watch Starship Troopers 2, that really was aweful!
Serenity was an awesome film! As my brother says: "The perfect way to end the series!"
As for bad films, the 'digitally enhanced' versions of the old Star Wars films make me sick... Particularly the bit in Return of the Jedi (I think) where they're in Jabba's lair and that very bad piece of CGI sings... Ruined the entire trilogy for me when I watched the digitally remastered versions...
AI was also an extremely poor film... Had loads of really bad endings and just carried on and on and on! Should have ended when the boy got stuck underwater, what was the crap about the aliens!?
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Gallente
Celtic Anarchy
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.30 11:43:00 -
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children or men, not so much the film was crap they just dragged it out alot before getting to the point. the fire fights were amazing tho
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Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.30 13:01:00 -
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My little eye - WTF.
Love Actually - Crap actually.
Fast and the furious - LOL
Scary Movie 4 - :/
Munich.
Lord of the rings - Only film I ever fell asleep watching.
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Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.07.01 14:39:00 -
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Lol, recently I watched War of the Worlds with the great man of religion tom cruise, truly epic person of mankind.
Many questions ran through my mind but the biggest discrepancy i could see was the repetitive, ZOMG HUGE BIG ALIEN TRYING TO KILL US scene, immiediately followed by a "let's just stand/sit around for a while and talk about our personal lifes/stare stupidly and blankly at the evil alien." :/
My friend and myself worked out that by about 45 mins into the film we would have been about 100 miles away from danger in a car in a field sumwhere or up a mountain. Where was tom cruise and his buddies? In their house making a cuppa tea in the same city that is getting torn apart.
gg hollywood.
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Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 15:11:00 -
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Open water by FARRRRRR cant believe ppl actually said that it was a good movie
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Gallente
Macabre Votum
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Posted - 2007.07.01 15:55:00 -
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three worst films:
-Napoleon Dynamite. - what a load of c-u-next-tuesday. totally boring, pointless drivel.
-Dude where's my car? - dude where'd all the funny bits go? Oh, that's right, there wasn't any. complete ****.
-Van Helsing - urgh *shudders*
P.S. there are some real stupid replies to this thread - firefly??? wtf... spirited away??!? elfen lied?!?!
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Edited by: LVSOCOM on 01/07/2007 16:18:18
Recently, Norbit. My god. This movie was tailored for the "OH NO HE DIDN'" crowd.
Next would be Eragon... I liked the story much better when it was called "Star Wars" and was set in space.
Notable mention, Alpha Dog. Nothing like a guilt trip for something you didn't and wouldn't do.
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Caldari
Quantum Synergies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2007.07.01 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
well accually Starship troopers is made as a parodi, almost everything is overplayed, and full of cheesy oneliners.. that's what makes it so bloody cool... I for one love it
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YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:16:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Lazaroth
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
well accually Starship troopers is made as a parodi, almost everything is overplayed, and full of cheesy oneliners.. that's what makes it so bloody cool... I for one love it
There's a Second Starship Troopers! OMGWTFBQQ!!!111ELEVEN11
Most of been that time I was living under a rock.
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lazaroth
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
well accually Starship troopers is made as a parodi, almost everything is overplayed, and full of cheesy oneliners.. that's what makes it so bloody cool... I for one love it
I heard the first movie also got military funding a bit for its production, also heard they are making a third but with original cast (havent botherd searching it prob not true)
Oh and yes the film is quite different from the book....and frankly people who use "it's not like the book" as an excuse for movies being crap just annoy me, it can be totally different from the book for all I care just aslong as I enjoy it is all I care about tbh.
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The Black Swan Society
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:27:00 -
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Epic movie...we switched the film off it was so bad..
Originally by: "Orestes Umnon"
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Posted - 2007.07.02 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Araxmas
I heard the first movie also got military funding a bit for its production, also heard they are making a third but with original cast (havent botherd searching it prob not true)
Oh and yes the film is quite different from the book....and frankly people who use "it's not like the book" as an excuse for movies being crap just annoy me, it can be totally different from the book for all I care just aslong as I enjoy it is all I care about tbh.
But the original crew wouldn't have Diz!!! She made the movie worth while with shots like the co-ed shower scene and the cold hearted bastards had to kill her. /cry
And yes war of the world with Mr. Cruise was pretty much a joke. I watched that one with friends and every time it showed a shot of the son being all ****ed off we'd all yell 'ANGRY FACE'. And personally if I saw 80ft tall robots killing or kidnapping people I WOULD NOT go anywhere where theres a ton of people cause that just screams 'I'm cattle like the rest of you suckers'. And the scene when he detonated the grenades inside of one made me think of how these aliens would be having a hell of a time in the middle east. Hit the mountains man, I bet those those things probably didn't go near those areas.
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Caldari
The Knights of the New Republic
Giant Space Amoeba
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Posted - 2007.07.02 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
RAWR, Good call!
Ever seen the MST3K episode with Manos? Friggin' hilarous how even the evil scientists are apologizing over how bad it is.
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Posted - 2007.07.02 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Dagrin RDM
Originally by: CCP Nag
Compared to "Manos: The Hands of Fate", every film listed so far is a masterpiece.
RAWR, Good call!
Ever seen the MST3K episode with Manos? Friggin' hilarous how even the evil scientists are apologizing over how bad it is.
I got that in a 3 pack with some western that is just as good and a bloopers reel which has my ribs hurting after the scene where crow was supposed to be on fire and the fire gets out of control and they just keep playing it out.
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Saladin
Minmatar
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.02 20:09:00 -
[144]
This one is easy. "Freddy Got Fingered" has to be the worst movie in the known universe.
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Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.07.02 20:57:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2... liked the book, liked the first movie (for different reasons, obviously), whomever made the second one ought to be shot. Terrible in so many ways it hurts.
Final Fantasy was pretty bad.
Pretty much all films based on comic books.
Star Wars Episode 2 and 3. I have more acting talent in my left nut than the guy who played teenage/young adult Anakin Skywalker has in his whole body.
Epic Movie epically fails.
Batman 3 and up to but not including Batman: Begining.
The latest James Bond.
Flags of our fathers/Pearl Harbour, because I thought I was going to see a war movie when I went in the theater, not a bunch of sentimental/romantic crap.
The Ring I thought was pretty lame. The only scary parts are when the dad electrocutes himself and when Samara goes through the TV screen. The rest was mildly creepy and not at all entertaining.
Transporter 2 was pretty lame. I like the first one though.
Jeepers Creepers 2... lol.
Aeon Flux and Ultra Violet... two of the few movies I couldn't watch till the end.
Alexander. Only saw a few bits of it, and what I saw enraged the Alexander The Great fanboi in me.
In a similar vain: Troy.
Oh, and the Crow 3 was, well... I dunno how to describe it. It's almost worth watching just so you know how thouroughly bad it is.
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Cotton Buds
Frontline.
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Posted - 2007.07.02 23:50:00 -
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legaly blonde 1&2
rocky I - V, infact pretty much anything with sylvester stallone in
Batman and robin was pretty bad yea
cant think of much else atm.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:24:00 -
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These are the worst movies ever made
25th Hour
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House of a thousand corpses
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Posted - 2007.07.03 01:20:00 -
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1. Alone in the Dark
2. Sky Captain and the world of Tommorow
3. Godfather part 3 (I couldnt finish watching it, it was so bad)
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The Buggers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:25:00 -
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War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise. It's not the worst movie ever, but this is the first that came to my mind.
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Damien Smith
Sybrite Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:46:00 -
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I don't know if it's been mentioned but 'Open Water'. That film sucked.
Boat leaves scuba divers stranded in sea. Sharks come. Sharks eat scuba divers. Yay.
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Khanid Provincial Vanguard
Khanid Provincial Authority
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:01:00 -
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Edited by: XenoPagan on 03/07/2007 12:01:07
Unseen Evil 2 aka Alien 3000
I havent seen the first one and thank gods for that! very camp piece of cinematography. I only watched it because I was drunk and that made me laugh instead crying.
can't think of any other movies right now... maybe these damn movies they show on every channel five times a year- Police Academy, Home Alone etc
oh, and Starship Troopers ROCKED :) (second was rubbish tho)
If you didn't like it you probably didn't watch it right.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:16:00 -
[152]
Another couple spring to mind:
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Oceans 12 (Oceans 11 was great, the followup was just abysmal)
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Grandeur
Gallente
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2007.07.03 13:01:00 -
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Ice Cream Man!
Dude, I saw that movie during a late night once, I remember laughing so hard. It was so bad it was laughable.
Cliff Howard as a homicidal/psychotic ice cream man, who's home blend has secret ingredients, composed of young children. Lee Majors and Jan-Michael Vincent for starring roles. Throw in mischevious, curious kids and how can you go wrong?
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Posted - 2007.07.03 13:16:00 -
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Any ninja movie with c-rated actors.. though I am horribly addicted watching them. :(
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Fink Angel
Another couple spring to mind:
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Oceans 12 (Oceans 11 was great, the followup was just abysmal)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? I have to say is long, and that may be its main downfall, but its fairly good when you understand the varous symbolism and stories they had in the movie.
Oceans 12, yeah, that movie just bit. I thought Oceans 11 was long in itself, I cringe for what Oceans 13 will be like.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Grandeur
Ice Cream Man!
Dude, I saw that movie during a late night once, I remember laughing so hard. It was so bad it was laughable.
Cliff Howard as a homicidal/psychotic ice cream man, who's home blend has secret ingredients, composed of young children. Lee Majors and Jan-Michael Vincent for starring roles. Throw in mischevious, curious kids and how can you go wrong?
That sounds like a must see!
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:51:00 -
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without a doubt "Dracula 3000" tops about everything...
Big Hauler in space transporting coffins to the transylvania galaxy... and oh noes there is vampires in the coffins... crew gets vampirized one by one and at the grand final (the crew managed to set the course of the ship to pass near a sun and built a great trap for dracula at the observation deck the movie zooms outside the ship and *BOOOM* the ship explodes without any reason...
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Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.07.04 20:37:00 -
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van helsing
x-men
hulk
godzilla
multiplicity
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Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.04 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: WGAnubis Marrith
O Brother, Where Art Thou? I have to say is long, and that may be its main downfall, but its fairly good when you understand the varous symbolism and stories they had in the movie.
Heh, I'm probably just a bit thick. My wife is the literary one!
They're coming back to me now:
Being John Malkovich
Ronin
Kill Bill
The first two I've tried to watch 3 or 4 times each, without success. I just can't sit all the way through them.
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Gallente
Isis Technologies
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Posted - 2007.07.05 07:54:00 -
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Starship Troopers (either movie) is so bad that just having the DVD in your home ups your chances of cancer a thousand-fold.
if your lucky you might slip while cutting open the box and bleed out before you can watch it.
also.. Battlefield Earth. went into it knowing I would be disappointed, but I could have never expected That.. that.. disaster.
gotta make a post against the Sky Captain haters.. they just dont get it.
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Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.07.05 10:42:00 -
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mmm worse movies... without any reason for the order:
The grudge 1 & 2, the master of disguise, sunshine, daylight, the6th day, end of days, rambo (2 and onwards, first 1 rocked :D ), the village, unbreakable, 12 monkeys, timecope, bourne supremacy, mission impossible 1&2, point blank (sorry but the acting is the worse ever :D ),population 436, nightmare on elm street 7, police academy 7, snake on a plane..
I'm sure I could think of a few others... but lunchtime is coming - nothing will stand between me and food!
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Posted - 2007.07.05 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: GM Voodoo
... "Meet the Feebles"...
You great nancy - how can you go wrong with a Hippo toting an M60? That is just made of awesome.
Originally by: Fink Angel
... Way to go Southern Hemisphere!
Chopper was great though, so you can have a point back for that!
I thought Chopper was a rubbish before I saw it - my brother convinced me to watch it and I returned the DVD to him as a suppository
2 movies standing out in my mind at the moment
Cache
was so boring I nearly wet myself, it hinted a few times at a subtext to the story but only enough to make me go do some lvl 4 missions instead
Man bites dog
another very bizarre movie with a documentary crew following a serial killer - I never made it the whole way through
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Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.07.05 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
I watched it as a parody and it was great :). I guess it all depends on POV.
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Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.05 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Chronotis
Eragon - oh dear
Oh yeah. I watched this one with my friend's kids....dear god it is apalling...
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Kudzu Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.05 17:12:00 -
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Edited by: Red Crown on 05/07/2007 17:12:26
The movie "Flyboys" was awful and almost completely predictable, not to mention totally immpossible.
Great scenes -
The star, in his WWI Biplane, flies behind enemy lines to rescue his girlfriend and her siblings. He lands the plane, gets out and flies them back with Germans shooting at them.
In one air-fight scene, his wingman is shotdown, and crashlands his plane in the middle of the no man's land. Hearing his friend moan in pain from 1000Ft up, our hero lands his airplane in the battlefield, runs to and saves his friend.
You get the idea.
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The Movement
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Posted - 2007.07.05 19:15:00 -
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Paradise lost - would rather have paid ú4 to be kicked in the balls.
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Posted - 2007.07.05 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: AsfALT
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: James Swindle
Starship Troopers is awesome. However the second one was naff.
Oh dear lord they made a second one?
I'll never forget the scene in the first one with the guy staring at his dead dog then he does this stiff turn towards the camera and quotes "the only good bug is a dead bug". Just the way the whole scene played out made me laugh for days everytime it crossed my mind.
I watched it as a parody and it was great :). I guess it all depends on POV.
Starship troopers the movie is somewhat of a parody of the book which has been critizied for being: Militaristic, Fanactical, Racist, Utopia supportive. Soooooo, yeah...
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Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.05 20:20:00 -
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Eragon
Starship Troopers 2
Bloodrayne
Time Bandits
Blade 2
They come in mind as all of them are completely horrible. Bloodrayne is the worst of them, directed by a certain Uwe Boll.
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Posted - 2007.07.08 09:21:00 -
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Man Bites Dog is terrific. Not only blackly funny but visionary as it was made many years before the whole reality TV craze took off.
Can't believe people are putting Kill Bill in this list... okay I admit Uma is annoying and you kinda wished that girl with the ball and chain split her head open in the first film, but it's still a good double feature...
And the first Starship Troopers is cool, but you have to read between the lines a bit to get the most out of it. Probably the most clever anti-war film ever made.
Okay, bad films:
There are several bad films out there, lots of obscure z-grade stuff I could name obviously, but just sticking to films with big budgets here, that maybe COULD have been better:
Battlefield Earth - hahahahahilarious, note that every shot in this film is on an angle! Every single one! It's like the cinematographer took some amateur film course that said "to create tension, try placing some shots with the horizon on an angle" so he did it for EVERY SINGLE SHOT. Argh. There are plenty of other reasons why this film is crap, but that's one of them. Oh, yeah...erm, hail Xenu.
Armageddon - more terrible cinematography. The camera never stops moving, and there's barely a cut more than 2 seconds long in the entire thing. Should have a seizure warning or something like computer games do. Plus is pathetic Hollywood crud but then, you knew that.
From Dusk Till Dawn - brilliant for the first half (obviously the bit Tarantino was responsible for the scripting of), then it turns into an incredibly lame, stupid, cliched zombie film. There are good zombie films but this is not one of them. I was expecting big things from this. Not the worst film ever made but certainly the most dissapointing, at least for me.
Waking Life - I don't think I've seen anything more boring, ever. I also don't think I've been so visually amazed and bored at the same time. Oh hang on, yes I have. Most computer games these days are all about prettiness with virtually no sensible content. Just like this film.
There's more, but those are the ones that spring to mind.
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Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:31:00 -
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war of the worlds was pretty bad
*aliens pwn humans for an hour and a half or so*
*aliens all die out in last 10 minutes due to mysterious disease and no actual doings of humans what so ever*
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Raddick Explorations
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Originally by: Benglada
war of the worlds was pretty bad
*aliens pwn humans for an hour and a half or so*
*aliens all die out in last 10 minutes due to mysterious disease and no actual doings of humans what so ever*
I have not as yet seen the latest version, but if it is anything like the book and people are flaming it here (based on plotline, not acting) then I feel sorry for you for you really have not heard or read the original.
The original is a stunning musical masterpiece. I want to hear it again now...
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Minmatar
Blood Corsair's
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Posted - 2007.07.08 14:44:00 -
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oh that's an easy one.
Hellboy sucks!!!!!
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Federation of Friends and Stuff
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Posted - 2007.07.08 14:56:00 -
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Transformers.
Biggest insult to my intelligence in recent years.
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Kay Han
Caldari
Friendship 7 Corporation
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:10:00 -
[174]
1) solaris > i slept 2 times while watching it. Most boring stuff iŠve ever seen
2) Starship troopers 2 > While part 1 rocked like hell, part 2 was only a piece of ****. Not even worth watching it in tv.
3) Everything after Hellraiser - Hellbound.
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Xen Gin
The Dragoons
X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.07.08 21:48:00 -
[175]
Ughhh, Napoleon Dynamite, I wish I had spent that money on poison to kill myself with.
Also Starship Troopers 2, Casino Royal, Snakes on a 'Train' (Never got through more than 10 minutes at the beginning), I'm sure there are lots of others I have blocked out of my memory.
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Layrex
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.08 23:20:00 -
[176]
Chronicles of Rid**** was pretty awful.
Oh and Twelve Monkies.
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Gindar
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.07.09 17:25:00 -
[177]
house of 1000 corpses: the sequel, devil's rejects was even worse!
how the f*** could they even rate it R, it's so gory and praises criminals it should be banned!
hmm lets see
manos the hands of fate was an obligatory mention, i watched it because it was consistantly touted as the worst movie ever made.
after i watched that i contemplated on where you draw the line between recordings of dumb***es and semi-professional acting in a script.
i'm still not sure but they definitely crossed the line.
IMDB hall of infamy: http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
i'd probably have to mention the meatballs sequels, along with other horrific crap from the 80s like porky's etc.
as has been mentioned, many modern movies (last 5 years) have been catering to the lowest common denominator, with many eve players mentioning it was "insult to intelligence"
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Charlie Crocodile
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.07.09 18:46:00 -
[178]
Originally by: Elliot Reid
The George Clooney version of Solaris.
Man that bored the hell out of me.
QFT
Also, Robocop 3 - I went to see it at the cinema on a Sunday morning still drunk from the night before, didn't make it better!
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Josho Tsunetumo
Caldari
V for Vendetta
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Posted - 2007.07.09 18:59:00 -
[179]
The 6th sense with Bruce W.
omg I see dead peoples omg nobody see me, ofc moron, you re dead...
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.09 19:08:00 -
[180]
They're all flooding back to me now.
Beverley Hills Cop 3. Just abysmal boring rubbish.
Armageddon. Who cares if they all die?
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Vaatzes
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.07.09 19:40:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Ruato
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Spirited Away
Seriously, WTH?
on topic:
Fast and the Furious all of them
Borat
and a few others i don't dare to remember.
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Chainsaw Plankton
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Posted - 2007.07.09 20:16:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Siobhan Ni
The village
It's one of those films where you feel cheated at the end for wasting two hours of your life watching such crap.
yep that one. interesting concept but done in an awful way.
another awful movie i saw was a "horror ****" on late night hbo
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TamiyaCowdick
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Posted - 2007.07.09 21:09:00 -
[183]
Edited by: TamiyaCow**** on 09/07/2007 21:10:25
Cabin Fever!!!!
Oooohh and Barbie Princess and the Pauper FTW!
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Well Tickle My Kipper...
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Okiedokiefella
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Posted - 2007.07.09 21:12:00 -
[184]
All the Pokemon movies
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.09 21:34:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Vaatzes
Borat
I think you and me might be the only two people I've ever heard who hated this film.
I actually left the cinema about 2/3rds through. The only film I think I've ever done that with.
I even sat all the way through Kill Bill 1 in the cinema which is saying something!
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Hikari Kisugi
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.09 22:23:00 -
[186]
Dungeons and Dragons.
Take some good actors and actresses, and make an apaulingly poorly directed, poorly special effected and terribly acted film.
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Mark Lucius
Nomina Sacra Sapientia
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.09 22:23:00 -
[187]
Edited by: Mark Lucius on 09/07/2007 22:26:35
Aaack. A big part of my small Dvd collection is mentioned here.
I was able to avoid a lot of these because of threads like this. Notable ones that I wasn't able to avoid, in random order:
Blair Witch Project Scariest movie, my ass. WTH was it about anyway? At least part two was a mediocre slasher movie
Ring / Grudge (American versions) Ugh
Fast and the Furious Only reason I watched this is because a hawt coworker said it was good.....yeah she's a blonde....
War of the worlds I wanna say 'Tom Cruise', but he actually isn't the worst part of the movie. And that is saying something...
Running scared That's what I did about halfway through
Epicenter I cried myself to sleep
And that doesn't include the ones that I simply banished from memory, that I didn't bother to remember or that didn't have a titel to begin with.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.09 23:07:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Mark Lucius
War of the worlds I wanna say 'Tom Cruise', but he actually isn't the worst part of the movie. And that is saying something...
That's only bad to me beacuse it should have been SO good and it was such a wasted opportunity.
What was the matter with Horsell Common eh?
Like Judge Dredd. It had the potential to be one of the greatest Sci-Fi films of all time, instead it was just mediocre.
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hUssmann
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.10 00:26:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Fink Angel
Originally by: Vaatzes
Borat
I think you and me might be the only two people I've ever heard who hated this film.
I actually left the cinema about 2/3rds through. The only film I think I've ever done that with.
I even sat all the way through Kill Bill 1 in the cinema which is saying something!
I'll /sign that piece of ****.
I saw 'jew egg' and decided to use the disk as a frisbee. I've not seen it since, perhaps my dog found a new place to take a dump instead of on my carpet.
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.10 01:03:00 -
[190]
Edited by: Scorpyn on 10/07/2007 01:06:22
Muriels Wedding <- pure crap
Sand <- never started
Edit : Ok I noticed that I should have watched these in their entirety and not walked out... well, didn't see any of them in the theater (thank god), and none of us wanted to finish looking through the first one. The second one was just boring.
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.10 11:37:00 -
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Saw I, II, III. The Hostel. Anybody that enjoys these kinda sick films are twisted. They are just nasty, I cant even watch one all the way through.
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Ruddnic
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Posted - 2007.07.10 11:52:00 -
[192]
Hostel I & II
Two pointless movies, i have seen better storylines in my six year olds school books!!
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ElrondHubbard
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Posted - 2007.07.10 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: ElrondHubbard on 10/07/2007 11:55:24
re: the fast and the furious.
the first one was just carporn for people who like that sort of thing. it was a silly movie, but it wasn't that bad.
the other 2 movies tf&tf were horrible, horrible trash.
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El Berto
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.07.10 14:08:00 -
[194]
Pirates of the Caribbean and its depraved sequals.
Might have been ok if someone had thought of a plot, slaped Johny Depp the first time he did that stupid Keith Richards impression and got rid of Orlando Bland.
The Blair Witch Project
I decided the main characters were so annoying they deserved to die... very, very slowly. Sided with the witch and then got annoyed with her because she was taking so long to actually start ripping the swine apart.
The Patriot and The Passion of the Christ
I've said it before and I'll say it again, apparently as a European I'm the spawn of Cthulhu. Who makes a Medieval Anti-Semetic Play into a film and presents it as fact? Well someone who obviously thinks Jews are the Spawn of Dagoon.
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Just die please. I don't seem to remember guns and hoes being part of the four elements.
Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions
There are no sequels.
Hostel/Paradise Lost/Slasher ****
Originally by: Empress Shark
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Man bites dog
another very bizarre movie with a documentary crew following a serial killer - I never made it the whole way through
That film is awsomely dark and very funny in parts.
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Spei Prodetor
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Posted - 2007.07.10 14:23:00 -
[195]
starship troopers 2
house of wax
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Iyachtu Achlysiel
Caldari
Point-Zero
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.11 20:13:00 -
[196]
Strike Commando. I laughed so hard that I busted my abs, so of course it was kinda good in that way.
As for the most horrible, fugliest piece of toxic waste... Crossroads. A true test of one's willpower and pain threshold.
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haysis
Amarr
Celestial Security Corps
Ghosts Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.11 20:28:00 -
[197]
Tomb raider 2. cuz everyone knows if you punch a shark in the nose it will take you right to the surface
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.07.11 20:34:00 -
[198]
I wasn't really a fan of the first tomb raider either but I'm not putting it in this list.
I'm just one of the few that doesn't like Angelina Jolie that much
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Mangala Solaris
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.11 20:50:00 -
[199]
Any Adam Sandler movie bar Airheads.
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Dirtball
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.11 21:02:00 -
[200]
AI
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Allandra Stardream
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Posted - 2007.07.11 21:16:00 -
[201]
I want to say the D&D movie but it was too awful to watch all the way through so I'll go for Kill Bill as well, pointless and boring, I watched the first half of Kill Bill 2 to see if it had been worth staying with the "story" but it wasnt
and as for the person who said Spirited Away, really I mean it's not the usual Anime huge robot kinda thing but I thought it was really good
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.11 21:20:00 -
[202]
Edited by: Crumplecorn on 11/07/2007 21:22:12
Originally by: ReePeR McAllem
Saw I, II, III. [...]. Anybody that enjoys these kinda sick films are twisted. They are just nasty, I cant even watch one all the way through.
"I haven't watched these films fully, and thus never found out what the actual plot was, ergo they are mindless gore."
Genius. You'd make a great movie critic (seriously).
Oh, and since it was mentioned, I'd like to add Tomb Raider (both of them) to my list. Not because they are actually that bad on their own, it's just the plots they were based on were so much better that it must have taken epic amounts of fail to make them even that bad.
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